Keeping Up With The Kids

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It's not just the Britneys and the Lindsays!

Screen legend Mamie Van Doren, 76 years young, had a nip slip at the launch of her new wine, Mamietage, Wednesday in LA.

CLICK HERE to see the uncensored nipple action.

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

Posted: Nov 16, 2007 at 1:31 pm / Email this »

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michelle s says – reply to this

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grossss!
justpuked says – reply to this

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Wow, thats foul.
Shannon says – reply to this

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Who is this lady? Was she pretty in her younger days?
susan says – reply to this

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ewwww
meg says – reply to this

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ewww….
Just Me says – reply to this

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ummm ewwwwww!
Maggie says – reply to this

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That's hot!
thanatosdotnet says – reply to this

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She's kind of hot.
packerfanmag says – reply to this

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Nasty.
Just nasty.
Brit says – reply to this

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thats gross
SHARON says – reply to this

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YUMMY
VegasMama says – reply to this

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I'm relatively certain I didn't need to see that, but rock on Mamie!!
Bekah S says – reply to this

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Yikes!

First?
bitchtits says – reply to this

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1? thats hot
lola says – reply to this

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eewwwww
chicketieboo says – reply to this

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she said it's all done to be healthy!
chicketieboo says – reply to this

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she said it's all done to be healthy!
staci says – reply to this

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She looks great!
deana says – reply to this

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What are you going to do next? Show my mom's boobs? Yuck.
Britney says – reply to this

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1st bitches
Britney says – reply to this

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1st bitch
O says – reply to this

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gotta give it to her….bitch looks good for her age, whorish and tacky…but good. she looks like holly madison from "girls next door" in say….(this estimate is made very hard due to all the cosmetic surgery involved…) forty years.
alsdkfal says – reply to this

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D:
kelbel says – reply to this

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She's got a ways to go still!

We need to start seeing some snatch shots, some drunk driving, a high-speed chase, rehab, coked out eyes, driving irratically with her kids in the car, this bitch has a LONG way to go…
skin tit says – reply to this

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those are fake titties!!!!!!!!!
Sophie says – reply to this

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1st? Doubt It.

Eww.
ship says – reply to this

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first
kkkkkk says – reply to this

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first fuckers
kkkkkk says – reply to this

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first fuckers
Lmari says – reply to this

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Oon paras.
Coco Plum says – reply to this

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Primero!
Stacey says – reply to this

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Hahaahah, wowwwww.
whycommentsnoshow? says – reply to this

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1!?! hot titties
rufus says – reply to this

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FIRST!!! 334 baby
tdawg says – reply to this

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ermm…..*shudder*
ME says – reply to this

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NICE TIT FOR 76.
Carrie says – reply to this

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Wow. She's amazingly well-preserved =O
shadow says – reply to this

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First Bitches!!!!
stay says – reply to this

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ewwww
stay says – reply to this

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ewwww
vanessa says – reply to this

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FIRST!
tippy says – reply to this

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1st
Sibbo says – reply to this

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First
Gay boy toy says – reply to this

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I'd titty fuck her
Simon says – reply to this

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She looks like Bette Davis from "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?"…frightening!
lib says – reply to this

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I'm trying to imagine what kind of silicone she's got that keeps 76 year old boobs up that high. She doesn't look exactly natural but she looks better than most who've had too much surgery. Pretty amazing really.
alicia says – reply to this

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wow
blah says – reply to this

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wow 76?she looks good for seventy six
oh god says – reply to this

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my eyes . . . and those are really perky
hey says – reply to this

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hey
firts reply to First says – reply to this

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Re: michelle s – Sweet! I did it again.
plain jane says – reply to this

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Not bad tits for 76 but……….. come on now. The flashing is for the youngins. She must have sucked dick in stage coaches. The cooch must be like a wrinkled prune and pretty dusty. Scary. Looks like amy winehouse at 76 but amy probably won't make that.
she looks great says – reply to this

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woahhh theres no way shes 76.. thats crazy, i would have never guessed she was that old!!!
me first says – reply to this

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im FIRST YESSSSSSSSSSSS HAHAH LOSERS IM FIRST HAHAHAHAHAHA
fuckity fuck me says – reply to this

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no motherfucking way that is a real boob.
alex.. says – reply to this

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i threw up a little in my mouth. that's worse than the 2 girls 1 cup.
Christine says – reply to this

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Not into seeing old lady nips. I must say though, she looks pretty good for 76!
Marian says – reply to this

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For someone who was born in the 1930's she doesn't look all too bad, but still I've never heard of her.
Greg Eder says – reply to this

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I'm gonna suck that tittie!!!!
debbie canada says – reply to this

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hey if i look half that good at 76 i will be happy.
Y'ALL says – reply to this

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I THOUGHT IT WAS GWEN STEFANI!!!
princesanicoya says – reply to this

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She has amazing boobs for age 76. damn!!!
ME!!! says – reply to this

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Is it me or does she look like Holly Madison (Hugh Hefner's gf)??? This is how Holly will look at 76.
socks says – reply to this

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sex on legs…
Delana says – reply to this

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And let us not forget your friend Paris…
little mama says – reply to this

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looks like melonie griffin???
Buster Cherry says – reply to this

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How many people have a granny that looks that good? Give me one that looks like that and I'd visit often. Especially if she had her own wine!
Haikusue says – reply to this

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It's not a 'slip' if you do it on purpose to get media attention. Wasn't she famous in the 50's for losing her bathing suit and some publicity shoot? Or was that Mariska Hargitay's mom?
Damien says – reply to this

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For 76, she is looking well. And she was gorgeous when she was younger
Damien says – reply to this

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For 76, she is looking well. And she was gorgeous when she was younger
† ẪΜβΞЯ↔ÐąŴŋ † says – reply to this

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nasty!! …perez, we wanna see hot pplz nips not nasty ol ones!!
Rich A says – reply to this

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NICE! Better than alot of 21 year olds!
Yum says – reply to this

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I would.
Hillary Clinton says – reply to this

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Some women have nice titties most of their lives, usually if your tits don't look like deflated balloons by the time you are 40 they will look good the rest of their lives. I'm into Mature porn and seen a 84 year old women with perfectly shaped boobs, no plastic surgery either
Kimmy Gibbler says – reply to this

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THERE'S YOUR FUTURE, PAMELA ANDERSON!!!
david says – reply to this

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She looks fabulous. Right on, Golden Girl!
Gringer07 says – reply to this

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You should've put up a pic of what she used to look like Perez, you know back in her heyday when she was at least hotter than now! Heheh, you're slipping Perez…for shame!
O says – reply to this

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Re: ME!!! – that's exactly what i said….she looks like Holly!!!!
O says – reply to this

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Re: ME!!! – that's exactly what i said….she looks like Holly!!!!
oldskankholly says – reply to this

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Take a look at her face. She looks like Hef's girlfriend Holly in about 30 years.
☆CoolPapa☆ says – reply to this

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All you whores that are answering are gonna get old, too…and you won't look 1/100th as good as her! Rock on, baby!!
MORTICIA_VAN_DOREN says – reply to this

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…….HOLY SHIT!!!! I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK! …..DAMN MAN, HALLOWEEN IS OVER; STOP POSTING SHIT LIKE THAT!

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWW!
Air says – reply to this

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I'll give her plastic surgeon credit, s/he does one whale of a good job. For 76, it's amazing. Tacky, yes, but amazingly good. All things considered.
oldskankholly says – reply to this

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Re: O – Great minds think alike
mom of twins says – reply to this

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wow her boobs are way perky…they make me (25 years old with twin boys) look REALLY BAD!
Jimmy Mack says – reply to this

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Yeah, she was hot back in the day. She appeared in a famous cult film called Untamed Youth and she claims to have "invented Rock'n'Roll" (so does Ike Turner, by the way). She made some killer psyche pop recordings in the 60s too; a demented song called "Boy Catcher's Theme" which contains such immortal lines like:

Tuned-up Girls, Boy-Catchin' Girls
Don't overlook one, Gotta hook one
Each girl will catch herself a boy…
pK says – reply to this

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Say what you will bitches…but notice that her arms and hands still look better than buzzard-claw Man-donna.
joan says – reply to this

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i love her! she looks great and is still a sex pot.
ewwwww says – reply to this

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old people nipples look like they've been in the bath for too long….ick
wow says – reply to this

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I THOUGHT THAT WAS HOLLY'S MOM @ FIRST!!! NOT BAD FOR HER AGE
Older and Wiser says – reply to this

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she was around the time of Marilyn Monroe, Jane Russell and Mae West, when boobs and voluptuous hips were in vogue. She just didn't make it as big as Marilyn and the others, she was a C lister, B- lister at best.
cat says – reply to this

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Gwen stefani 40yrs into the future?
D-Nice says – reply to this

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I'd bang that old beoootch…lol
April says – reply to this

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the future holly madison in 30 yrs
madelaine says – reply to this

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***** FUCKING UGLY !!! BLEHH *****
Separated at birth: Holly Madison & Gwen Stefani!! says – reply to this

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Re: ME!!! – She was WAY hott back in tha day! My grandfather had posters of her and Marilyn Monroe in his garage. She was REALLY STUNNING back then! Word was back in the day, she dated, and was engaged to Paris Hilton's great uncle, Nicky Hilton! But ol' Conrad Hilton didn't approve! Damn! Hope I look 1/2 as good as her, I'll be happy! And don't you think that Holly Madison looks just like Gwen Stefani?????? Twins!!! Perez should do a separated at birth!!!!!
leah says – reply to this

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it's unreal how pathetic people are: #54- YOU ARE ALL PROUD ABOUT BEING FIRST AND YOU ARE ACTUALLY 54TH! LOSER!

on the topic of Mamie, good lord you are 76 woman! what a disgrace!
lovecat says – reply to this

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Damn !!! She looks so fabulous….76!!!
D says – reply to this

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It's very gross, but her boobs look pretty good for being 76 years old…..I'm sure she had them done at some point though
rubina says – reply to this

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she's scarying…..

FA PAURA…..