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One of Lance Armstrong's daughters recently took Ashley Olsen to "show and tell" at school.

That's what friends are for!

Despite that act of kindness and making out in public, the Tour de France veteran insists he and the Full House alum are merely platonic.

"Ashley Olsen and I are strictly friends," Armstrong tells the New York Post. "We have hung out amongst other friends, and she strikes me as a nice, smart lady."

Maybe Lancelot is denying the romance because it's already over???? Or maybe he's ashamed???

[Image via Celebrity Babylon.]

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    1. Kristina says – reply to this


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      She looks like Nicole Richie in that picture.

    2. ANNA NICOLE SMITH says – reply to this


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      FIRST!AND WHO CARES?

    3. ANNA NICOLE SMITH says – reply to this


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      FIRST!AND WHO CARES?

    4. minne says – reply to this


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      1st!!

    5. rory says – reply to this


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      first

    6. pjw says – reply to this


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      aw i miss the olsens and their skanky little ways

    7. me... says – reply to this


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      probably ashamed… who wouldnt be ?

    8. PJW says – reply to this


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      Whats goin on with mary Kates life and their fashion line??

    9. TOPANGA says – reply to this


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      JUST EWWW, EWW, EWW, EWWW. HE SHOULD BE ASHAMED, THAT GIRL COULD BE HIS DAUGHTER

    10. heather says – reply to this


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    11. jo says – reply to this


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      first!

    12. blue81 says – reply to this


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      first!!!!!

    13. princissa says – reply to this


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      good idea
      j adooore ton site perez hilton
      bisouu

    14. Lola says – reply to this


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      they are soooooo doing it.

    15. pi892sqe4 says – reply to this


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      she is a dyke whats the diff

      lance is a tool and they had sex 3 times, his daughters like her and mary-kate….thats the extent of it. i think he had his fun and she doesnt like dick anyway

    16. natey says – reply to this


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      I heard this story like 2 days ago…..

    17. Ona says – reply to this


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      so? i actually like them together, event hough its a little weird.. hes hot, shes hot.. fuck it. Then again im 20 and I dated a 33 year old for a while…'older' men are HOT!!!

    18. Pam says – reply to this


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      I wonder if she injects him with steroids while he injects his meat syringe in her. I also wonder if she minds giving BJs to guys with no balls?

    19. ivana jercough says – reply to this


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      Damn I would hit that hard. I bet she is tight and would scream as my thick long love pole slid into her.

      Tear it up Lance !!!!!!!!!!

    20. g says – reply to this


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      Old story, already been proved false. Thought you were the queen of all media?

    21. Christine says – reply to this


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      He goes from Sheryl Crow to this tartlet??????? I guess since Ashley is one half of a pair… she doesn't mind a man with one nut.

    22. Sana says – reply to this


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      The Olson sisters look REALLY DIRTY all the time. Like who is their stylist? Where is their fashion sense?!

      Can we PLEASE request that Victoria Beckham come into the picture and FIX THEM like she did Katie Holmes?

      These girls REALLY REALLY need her help. Maybe Posh can have her own reality show… teaching celebrities how to dress and present themselves.

    23. bloodshot eyez says – reply to this


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      LAST

      my space dot com / wickedlester1263

    24. Liz says – reply to this


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      Yeah. I took myself to show and tell when I was a kid. Not that I have an ego mind you…

    25. lol says – reply to this


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      that's gotta be weird, bringing her to show and tell. or being brought.

    26. Meredith says – reply to this


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      I don't think she's so much a lady as she is a girl.

    27. lance is a desperate pig says – reply to this


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      Ist of all Lance Armstrong is a fake,he won all his titles from doping.# 2 Hes dating a child,yuk.Thank god Sheryl Crowe saw thru this and dumped him

    28. HUH says – reply to this


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      Is it just me or is this whole thing just creepy. I just don't see him with an Olson twin. His kids are probably close to their age. He probably is friends with Saget. He probably has some weird male fantasy about twins and a three some and wants to get Mary Kate to join in.

    29. coco says – reply to this


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      Re: Sana – actually, the olsens are FAR more respected in the fashion world (by the likes of vogue, by designers, by the people actually changing fashion) than victoria beckham or katie holmes.

      and they don't have stylists.

    30. njdeb69 says – reply to this


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      WHAT THE FUCK IS ON HER HEAD???????????????????

    31. njdeb69 says – reply to this


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      WHAT THE HELL IS ON HER HEAD????????????????

    32. Anna says – reply to this


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      I don't understand why this is such a big deal….15 years isn't that far of a gap in these days….i'm pretty sure Demi Moore and Ashton have a pretty large gap in between them…and same w. Catherine Zeta Jones and Michael Douglas…..Of course Ashley Olsen is going to date older guys….she is 21 but has lived the life of a 40 year old probably from the day she turned 18….isn't any surprise that she wouldn't want to date some 21 year old who 1st off isn't even as mature as a woman at 21 and second probably is using her for her fame?

      If everyone is going to make SUCH a big deal about this maybe they should actually think…..

    33. Brenna says – reply to this


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      enough with the zoolander lips! poser

    34. Anna says – reply to this


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      also if he did have her then he would be 15 yrs old when he did….that is kinda weird…..

    35. Lance is 36 and the Twin is how old 21, 22, 23? says – reply to this


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      Who cares. You people should just stop with the accusations. Some people can get past the age, because age is really just a number. My boyfriend is 23 and I am 36. We've been together 2 and a half years, and are still going strong. It's great. We make love and we live our lives together. There's nothing wrong with it. I have no desire to talk about Transformers and he's grown out of that stage too.

    36. Lance is 36 and the Twin is how old 21, 22, 23? says – reply to this


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      Who cares. You people should just stop with the accusations. Some people can get past the age, because age is really just a number. My boyfriend is 23 and I am 36. We've been together 2 and a half years, and are still going strong. It's great. We make love and we live our lives together. There's nothing wrong with it. I have no desire to talk about Transformers and he's grown out of that stage too.

    37. Lance is 36 and the Twin is how old 21, 22, 23? says – reply to this


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      Who cares. You people should just stop with the accusations. Some people can get past the age, because age is really just a number. My boyfriend is 23 and I am 36. We've been together 2 and a half years, and are still going strong. It's great. We make love and we live our lives together. There's nothing wrong with it. I have no desire to talk about Transformers and he's grown out of that stage too.

    38. Lance is 36 and the Twin is how old 21, 22, 23? says – reply to this


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      Who cares. You people should just stop with the accusations. Some people can get past the age, because age is really just a number. My boyfriend is 23 and I am 36. We've been together 2 and a half years, and are still going strong. It's great. We make love and we live our lives together. There's nothing wrong with it. I have no desire to talk about Transformers and he's grown out of that stage too.

    39. Lance is a pig says – reply to this


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      He's a known doper. Egomaniac who has DESTROYED people for getting in his way. Most of his seven tour wins were because his teammates protected him through stretches of the race - allowing him to draft to save energy and surrounding him to create a wall of protection so he doesn't end up in a crash. He's never given them any credit. J.E.R.K.

      Plus he not only cheated on the wife who got him through cancer, but then DUMPED her so he could date celebrities and get photographed with them. Fame whore. It makes sense that he'd be fucking a talentless tabloid skank.

      He's also completely incapable of being challenged by women. He has publically stated many times that he expects a wife to be home to take care of him. Maybe since he can't find that kind of woman in this day and age, he's turning to fulfilling someone;s father figure fantasy.

    40. bree says – reply to this


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      Ashley you need Carmex, Blistex, Chapstick FAST! your lips are getting ready to bleed!..SMH!

    41. Bill Gates says – reply to this


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      Lance is so lucky, its like he is fucking a 13 year old girl, but she is perfectly legal!

    42. YoYoYo!!! says – reply to this


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      Why is she sticking out her lips like that. She looks like a moron!!!

    43. coco says – reply to this


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      this picture is also several months old - and the "thing on her head" was on the prada runway. if you're going to talk about fashion sense, know at least a little bit about fashion.

    44. Michelle says – reply to this


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      Think she ever gets tired of pushing her lips out like that? I bet when she falls asleep, her lips sag down to her chin…

    45. Christine says – reply to this


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      Re: Lance is a pig – It hasn't been proven that he's a doper. Armstrong has continually denied having used performance-enhancing drugs and has described himself as "the most tested athlete in the world".[6] Throughout his career only one test showed indications of the presence of doping products: in 1999, a urine sample showed traces of corticosteroids, but the amount was not in the positive test range. He later produced a medical certificate showing he used an approved cream for saddle sores which contained the substance.[7]
      He was diagnosed in 1996 with ball and brain cancer. He met his wife in 1997 and married in 1998. His mother can be attributed with helping him through his cancer treaments.

    46. ewwwwwwww says – reply to this


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      what a strange, strange couple if it's true. i hope not. that's gross…

    47. mmmm young juice says – reply to this


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      Lance is no dummy. ALL guys want younger no matter what they say. Why? hmmm, no cellulite, wrinkles, tight fresh pussy, like to have fun, no extra hair, more energy on and on….. wah wah jealous. Yeah men really want the old bags like sex in the city, sorry ladies the truth hurts!

    48. ?? says – reply to this


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      I would like to see one picture that she actually BRUSHES her HAIR!!

    49. Whamo says – reply to this


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      # 48 you are bang on. If your guy doesn't admit it he's full of shit!!!!!

    50. The other team says – reply to this


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      OR MAYBE HE'S GAY???? How soon you forget his summer of lovin with Matthew McConna-gay and Jake Gillengirl.

    51. John Stamos says – reply to this


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      I'm gonna kick his ass.

    52. Gahhhh says – reply to this


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      LANCE SUCKS… he is a user of both drugs and women. Everytime I see one of those yellow "livestrong" braclets I want to puke. Atleast the $ for those goes to a good cause… that is the only good thing that douche has done. And the Olsen twins are SO over exposed, ugly and dress like shit.

    53. ashleys cousin says – reply to this


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      CHILD MOLESTER AND PEDOFILE!!!
      WHAT MAN ANAL RAPES HIS KIDS FRIENDS?
      drug addict pedo!

      ashley is such a pathetic dumb little whore to be screwing her great grandad.
      girls are such obedient desperate dogs.

    54. lovebrad says – reply to this


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      SHE HAS AN EATING DISORDER I KNOW THAT FOR SURE FROM THE WAY SHE BEHAVE AND ACT AND TALK.

    55. kelly2 says – reply to this


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      LADY? She's a nice, smart KID, Lance.

    56. elisabitchsuxdix says – reply to this


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      Re: coco –
      Oh honey, just because it was on a runway doesnt mean it looks good or translates to everyday usage.
      The belief that runway equals acceptable makes one a true fashion victim.

    57. Lance is a pig says – reply to this


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      Re: Christine –
      He's also the most protected athlete in the world.
      He didn't beat cancer and get himself back into cycling shape in less than a year.
      What are you, Lance Armstrong's publicist? Seriously find someone honorable to defend.

    58. sarah says – reply to this


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      Oh, I hope he's not ashamed! I'm 20 and my BF is 38, and it is seriously the BEST relationship that I could ever imagine. The older guys are where it's at ;P

    59. Im on to you Lance says – reply to this


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      Take your head out of the sand Christine.Hes a doper,kind of explains why a supposive healthy young athletic guy comes down with ball cancer.Karma baby,if you have to win at all cost,its going to come around and bite you in the ass.I waiting for Barry Bonds tumours to start sprouting

    60. I don't believe it says – reply to this


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      I am so jealous of that one testicle wounder LANCE. I would love to bang that bag of bones and cum on her troll face.

    61. Julie says – reply to this


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      If they are only friends then that is uber creepy (because of the age difference) I understand if he wants to fuck a 20 something but why would he be friends with her?

    62. CHITOWN-SHAY-SHAY says – reply to this


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      THIS BITCH GOT SO MUCH MONEY BUT CAN'T AFFORD NO DAMN CARMEX?? IT LOOKS LIKE IF SHE EVEN CRACKS A BIT OF A SMILE HER LIPS GON' BLEED.

    63. tiger says – reply to this


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      Why are these twins always sticking their lips out in an obviously conscious pout in photographs? It looks ridiculous. Not everyone is Angelina Jolie.

    64. drella66 says – reply to this


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      Why is she always pursing her lips in what she thinks is a sexy pout but it looks like she is smelling something nasty…she is on her way to looking like duck woman Jenna Jameson

    65. Tony says – reply to this


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      Lance you PERVERT- I have lost all respect for Lance. Pathetic IDIOT- Lance should be blasted for dating a 21 yr old.

    66. MomV4 says – reply to this


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      "LADY??????????"

      She should be referred to as a "girl." She is not old enough to qualify as a lady,nor does she look or dress like one! He's a freaking pedophile in my opinion.

    67. duh says – reply to this


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      it's honestly creepy and gross and i would totally change my opinion of lance…already NOT thrilled at him dumping Sheryl Crow so this would be it for me….off my list if he is dating someone who could be his fucking daughter…yuck..

    68. Ms. Kennedy says – reply to this


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      i've partied with her at WeSC get togethers.
      shes a raging twat. meanwhile MK is sooo nice

    69. Angela says – reply to this


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      Watch Alicia Keys perform her new hit single "No One" on Last Cast with Carson Daly, Monday November 19th on NBC!!!!!!!!!!!

    70. Jacqueline says – reply to this


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      Re: Sana – you aren't fucking serious are you? seriously…read back what you just wrote….take it alllllllllllllll in….and pause to allow it to sink in…..now do you see what a complete and utter fucking moron you are?Posh? NO! NO! BAD SANA! *SMACK* Good dog.

    71. Jacqueline says – reply to this


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      Re: elisabitchsuxdix – yeah but you can't possibly believe posh has more fashion sense…or you would be a stupid bitch, wouldn;t you?

    72. Nick says – reply to this


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      Or maybe because she's 21.

    73. Ada says – reply to this


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      WHAT THE HELL HAPPEND TO THIS GIRL, SHE USE TO BE SO PRETTY AS A BABY DAMN WHAT A CHANGE

    74. francis says – reply to this


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      HOPEFULLY HE'S ASHAMED. ITS UBER CREEPY THOSE TWO!! EWWWWWWWW

    75. bored to tears says – reply to this


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      is it just me or do the Olsen twins remind me of shaking, scared chihuahuas hulking in a closet somewhere??

    76. nvt says – reply to this


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      what's up with her lips?

    77. oh dear lord why? says – reply to this


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      wtf does she look like in this pic??!??! they should have got her to be in desperatly seeking susan… that thing on her head, those glasses and that damn leather jacket! maybe her dress sense reminds lance of when he was her age… how insulted must cheryl crow be?!?!? for him its pretty hot. but for her? come on girl…. and where are the olsen twins parents at these days?!??!

    78. meee says – reply to this


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      lanceslut!!!

    79. ml says – reply to this


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      yeah yeah he's ashamed of being a called an ole pervert. i really hate these little midget wanna be hippie trolls. the way they dress and their weird lips trying to be perky!!!