Guess The Celebretard

Time for the Thanksgiving photo ops!

Celebrities "doing good."

Gag us!

Who was the first to try and score some positive PR spin?

[Image via WENN.]

Lindsay's poppa, Michael Lohan, feeds the homeless at the New York City Rescue Mission Great Thanksgiving Banquet on Monday.

Posted: Nov 19, 2007 at 4:50 pm / Email this »

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#1
staceface says – reply to this

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1st again
ajay says – reply to this

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FIRST BITCHES
Ken says – reply to this

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FIRST!
Perez Hilton SUCKS!!
AMY says – reply to this

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HE'S NOT A CELEB!
k says – reply to this

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1
edan says – reply to this

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haha whore. he's hot.
laura says – reply to this

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HE'S HOT
staceface says – reply to this

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Re: staceface – boo=/ i wasnt first lol
mclover says – reply to this

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first–losers!
em says – reply to this

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fist me biatch
lesley says – reply to this

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im sick of his face!!!!
l0c says – reply to this

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ha
Gabrielle says – reply to this

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NO WAY!
Who knows? says – reply to this

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First for PR and first to comment!
Kate says – reply to this

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Hmmm - attention horder?
TammyP says – reply to this

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Please I don't see you down there helping out! Who cares the intentions, it has to be done and they need all the help they can get. I can't believe you are critizing shelter work. Tisk Tisk.
Denise says – reply to this

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it would be great thing to do - but given who it is, it seems it's probably just for the photo op. Yuck.
ASHLEY says – reply to this

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at least he's doin some good, even if it is for publicity!
emily says – reply to this

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first!
haley says – reply to this

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he just screams pedophile. he's so gross.

19th? lol
Laura says – reply to this

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Total famewhore. Eugh.
kella says – reply to this

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smh
Caro says – reply to this

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u need to black out other peoples faces….
not everyone wants shit like that all over the internet
Sassy says – reply to this

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First ?.Awwww bless him.
jeezlouise says – reply to this

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make sure the cameras are there to document……pathetic
Malibu Stacey says – reply to this

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it should be his daughter the screw up.. she needs to do some good
HAH says – reply to this

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first
dd says – reply to this

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1st
shakti says – reply to this

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does this guy just throw himself in front of the paps or what? He's jsut another Lohanitic.
vanesa says – reply to this

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first
Andi says – reply to this

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Ugh, gag
nat says – reply to this

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1st!!!!!!!!!!!1
Mariah Carey says – reply to this

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Oh no!… I'm not Marah Carey the singer! I'm just plain ol' Mariah!
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UUGH! why is this fool all over the place? His daughter is the famous one, not him! Go get a damn job and leave us alone! Slacker!
zz says – reply to this

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yuck
Sharon says – reply to this

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Lame!
MARIA WALER says – reply to this

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ghhfh
suzee401 says – reply to this

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douchebag
Kita says – reply to this

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OoooWeee! Kinda first. He's trying. Give the guy a break.
HEATHER says – reply to this

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SUCH A FUCKING DOUCHE. FIRST?
Rich says – reply to this

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he can't take care of his own kid and he is feeding the homeless? I guess his tryina secure himself a lil' spot in heaven after he dies
Karen says – reply to this

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Celebutard….would you even say he is close to celebrity? NOT! A turkey serving turkey.
It's Not You says – reply to this

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Well, Perez, we all know it's sure as hell not you. You do nothing for anyone except your own self-aggrandizing carcas. So, whose really the celebutard or shall we say submoron. My vote goes to you. Why don't you quit dancing int he closet like a 12 year old girl and go volunteer, you jackass?
MARIA WALER says – reply to this

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FIRST
jack says – reply to this

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puss
Vanessa says – reply to this

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Even if the guy didn't have the purest intentions, he's helping the community none the less, so you shouldn't diss him for that.
Not first…..23rd maybe?
robyn says – reply to this

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not bad for mission/homeless food
She's not a kid says – reply to this

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Re: Rich – She's not a kid. She's a grown woman.
Sara says – reply to this

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Would have never guessed
me says – reply to this

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omg. why
Jackie says – reply to this

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First!
Oh gosh… make him go away!!
** says – reply to this

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yay first
Daniela says – reply to this

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FIRSTTTTTT
me says – reply to this

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gross.
ewelina says – reply to this

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first??
ewelina says – reply to this

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first??
kirsty says – reply to this

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FIRST
Real bitch says – reply to this

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bet u the bitch called the press to see this right?
perez is fat says – reply to this

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he's not a celebrity you dumbass
KC says – reply to this

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HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE!
hannah says – reply to this

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he just needs to stop…stop right now. I am so sick of seeing his media whore face!!!
fresh nessy says – reply to this

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i like how the chick behind him to the left looks all freaked out
katie says – reply to this

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His intentions dont matter to that poor little boy sitting behind him eating his thanksgiving dinner at a homeless shelter, all that mattered to him was he got a good meal. NO ONE SHOULD EVER DISCOURAGE VOLUNTEERING! Losers can help out just as much as anybody else!
Laura says – reply to this

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alksjdf;a
Star Jones says – reply to this

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This Dead beat LOSER can't even take care of his own family. He can't even put food on the table for them either. Both him and his WHORE wife pimp out coke loving Lindsay! They would both be working at Wal-Mart if it weren't for Lindsay! LOSERS!!!
pixie says – reply to this

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i could give two shits if it's lindsay's dad, brad pitt, or joe next door. he's giving food to people who need it! photo op or not, the needy don't care and neither should you.
pixie says – reply to this

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i could give two shits if it's lindsay's dad, brad pitt, or joe next door. he's giving food to people who need it! photo op or not, the needy don't care and neither should you.
pixie says – reply to this

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i could give two shits if it's lindsay's dad, brad pitt, or joe next door. he's giving food to people who need it! photo op or not, the needy don't care and neither should you.
ashley says – reply to this

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Aaaaaawww!
keekee says says – reply to this

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He is such a kiss ass!
Stef says – reply to this

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at least he is out doing something. Many d list celebrities dont help anyone out (many a-listers dont either, especially many rappers)
curious says – reply to this

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It looks like a bunch of Mexicans having a big early turkey fiesta.
Not sure that Father Lohan and and a bunch of mexicans is what the pilgrims had in mind…
Alina says – reply to this

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at least the people got the help that they needed. those people are hungry and they dont care anything about the hollywood bullsh*t about if the person feeding them had the wrong intentions, at least they helped.
crap-tas-tic says – reply to this

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Re: AMY – totally.
Eva says – reply to this

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aww >_
curious says – reply to this

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The woman sitting directly behind Lohan's scaly arm does not look like she has missed a meal in her whole life.
carrie says – reply to this

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you know, i was wondering, for all the people that hate on Perez so much, why do you even bother checking out his site? I personally read it for the pure HIGHlarity factor, but that doesn't mean I have to agree with eveything. And if you disagree so damn much, don't bother reading this stuff! It'll just piss you off. Your rude comments are not going to deter him. It's called free speech, people.
YES! says – reply to this

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Re: pixie – YES!! Thank you thank you thank you!
jess says – reply to this

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I thought he was the homeless
redsonja1313 says – reply to this

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Those 6500 hours of community service are a bitch !!
lol says – reply to this

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1st
Because says – reply to this

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Re: carrie – I come because it's my right as much as yours and I come to watch him fail which he is doing. I come to see him get his just deserts. And, this isn't freedom of speech because it's based on lies. Do you accept a steady diet of lies from others in life. If you do, you deserve whatever you get. It is also freedom of speech to call someone out when they lie, disrespect and crucify and hate others who are not there to tell their side of the story or to defend themselves.
Portland Girl says – reply to this

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What a completely insincere loser - I can see how he and his completely exlpoitive attention whore of an ex-wife were once toghether. They should be so ashamed to seek the limelight (and I bet they actually think they are celebrities) when their own daughter is actually the one that is talented, and is facing the real battle for her life right now. You can bet this asshole never even pitched in at the Lohan home during Thanksgiving! Bottom feeders are the new celebrities!!
Alexis says – reply to this

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Maybe he was serving some community service time. Whatever the reason, at least he was helping for a good cause and that's more than the paps were doing. I say good for him and cut him some slack. Yeah, he's an annoying little bug but anytime anyone helps his fellow man he's polishing his halo just a little bit more.
VALARIE says – reply to this

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HEY, I DON'T LIKE HIM EITHER, BUT HE'S HELPING OTHERS, AND WE'RE SITTING HERE ON OUR BUTTS.
Think About It says – reply to this

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Re: redsonja1313 – "o this unto the least of these my brother and you have done it to me also. ~Jesus Christ~

It doesn't matter why he does it, he's doing it. What are you doing for those less fortunate than yourself this holiday?
Think About It says – reply to this

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Re: redsonja1313 – "Do this unto the least of these my brother and you have done it to me also. ~Jesus Christ~

It doesn't matter why he does it, he's doing it. What are you doing for those less fortunate than yourself this holiday?
Think About It says – reply to this

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Re: redsonja1313 – Do this unto the least of these my brother and you have done it to me also. ~Jesus Christ~

It doesn't matter why he does it, he's doing it. What are you doing for those less fortunate than yourself this holiday?
Sara says – reply to this

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I think it is great that he has turned his life around and is now doing good. Linsey must be very proud of him.
Queen says – reply to this

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ohh plss you aint no ANGEL
Really? says – reply to this

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Re: Portland Girl – And, how did you come upon this intimate personal knowledge that he is insincere. Did he tell you. The last time the two of you had dinner or a conversation together, did you notice it in his behavior. Or, are you just passing judgment on someone you know nothing more about than what you have read in tabloids. And if you can sense it, were you born with this gift or did it just develop over your life time? This gift of knowing intimate thoughts and reasonings of total strangers.

Or did you gain your vast knowlege of this man's personal life from the steadfast, always complete, totally unbiased and totally true postings of Perez Hilton. We all know what a prayerbook his mouth is.
perez suks says – reply to this

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i dont like him, but i dont see u out helpin no one fat ass bastard perez!
john m says – reply to this

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fuck you perez, what have you done for society lately
gigi says – reply to this

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Since when is Michael Lohan a celeb??
oj says – reply to this

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SO HE DOES CRACK ..BIG DEAL. AT LEAST HE ISNT GAY OR A SERIAL KILLER
The D says – reply to this

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No mashed potatoes? What kind of fucked up Thanksgiving dinner is THAT?
GagMe says – reply to this

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Yes, and cameras just happened to be there! The man is so full of ego and self importance.
Justplainrotten says – reply to this

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This needs no comment or any verbage…..just like the mastercard PRICELESS.
blueeyedbetty says – reply to this

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You lazy fucks! Why don't YOU try doing a little community service instead of making fun of someone who does?
canuckistani says – reply to this

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how the hell do these pics get taken? Did Lohan tell the paps he was volunteering at the mission or did someone just "happen" to take his picture???