If The Animals Could Talk…

They'd say, "We don't want your help, bitch!"
Recently rejected by PETA, vegan Heather Mills is the new spokesperson for Viva! (Vegetarians International Voice for Animals).
Mills posed for photos in London on Monday to launch the group's environmental campaign to persuade the public that they can reduce global warming by reducing the amount of meat, dairy and other animal products they eat.
Really???
According to one ad in the campaign, livestock are the second biggest cause of greenhouse gases and the major cause of rainforest clearance.
Another ad plays on Heather's own disability with the headline "You haven't got a leg to stand on!" targeting people and organizations who call themselves environmentalists but still eat animal products.
We kinda find it hilarious that at the same time Heather is attacking the media she's using them to perpetuate her own agenda!
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weird
7th whores!
wait, now im 7th. whores.
numero uno biz nizzles
this time i really must be 7th. where the fuck is everybody?
whack job
wow she's an ugly bitch…
A big ole cracked out Tiger should gnaw her other leg off.
Bitch should be Shhhhhhhhhh.
Take care of your kids Hip Hop!!
She's always said that she uses the media to highlight her campaigns, so it's hardly hypocricy.
Second! Something weird is going on with the crotch of her pants.
Is she wearing leather cross trainers in that picture? Seems like it.
It is nice to see even one legged, bitter, psycho vegans can have wrinkled jean camel toe! Camel toes for all!
I believe that Heather has a good heart, but I can't understand why she contunues to go public with her dirty laundry! I commend her for her charity work, but in order to be effective…the public must RESPECT you. You can't be promoting an honorable cause one week and then the next week appear on TV ranting & raving like a lunatic.
It's true about the cows.]
Meat sucks!!!
i often think that what a person is like on the inside is reflected by the way that they appear on the outside. heather mills keeps getting uglier and uglier– look at her here. its hard to see what mccartney ever saw in her.
that was a dumb move by viva– no one likes her. more than likely interest in their product will decline.
Heather who cares about you…go away please!!!
Perez, usually I don't get mad or write when you write something untrue but, as much as Heather Mills is an idiot its true, being a vegan does help the enviroment. I for one am a vegan I have been one for a long time though since I was 15 or so but, the flaxuance form the cow's help offset the greenhouse gasses, they don't produce carbon dioxide jsut as much as us humans do from breathing out which is impossible not to do. Read up on your facts before you missprint something, everyone should know that being vegan does help I'm not telling everyone but on the 7/7/07 live earth there was about 10 different references for being a vegan, read up buddy, you are no journalist.
um, who doesn't know that animal production is terrible for the environment?
Let's have some fun here huh Perez, you fat bastard.
Recently rejected by all men at the Hollywood D-List Diner, Meat Eater Perez Hilton is the new spokesperson for M.W.L.P.M (Men Who LOve Processed Meat).
Perez posed for photos in Hollywood on Monday to launch the group’s "More Meat" campaign to persuade the public that they don't have to worry about being obese when they can eat damn fine processed meats. Perez wore an apron made of baloneys and cheese slices. In between takes, the difficult, yet slightly amusing fat man, had to have his hands tied so he would not eat the apron. Oh those sausage munching fairies!
Really???
According to one ad in the campaign, livestock are the second biggest cause of greenhouse gases and the major cause of rainforest clearance.
Another ad plays on Perez's status as a lonely bitter gay man with the headline “You haven’t seen a penis I can't eat!” targeting people and organizations who call themselves gay but actually have some taste, tact and class.
We kinda find it hilarious that at the same time Perez is attacking stars, he's using them to perpetuate his own hateful woman hating agenda!
Asked for comment Perez mumbled: "Can't you see I'm eating?" He then choked and needed emergency mouth-to-mouth. Unfortunately, no one would touch his lips. Fortunately the cheese slice he inhaled was swallowed and it was unnecessary.
I like my burgers too much. I have a killer leather jacket that i really love too.
SHE IS A CRAZY BITCH! SIR PAUL NEEDS TO SEEK CUSTODY OF THEIR CHILD! MUMMY IS COO COO!!
So by NOT eating livestock they produce more gases by being ALIVE!!! Eat the cows and they wont release methane gas or 'greenhouse' gases *cough* bullshit *cough*. The CAMPAIGN itself is hypocritical!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes lets let the livestock multiply and release more gas. REDICULOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I support the cause. But Heather Mills is a gold digger. In before idiots who don't care about living creatures, the enviroment, or our future.
It's true…veganism is the greenest thing you can do. I was a vegetarian, but once I heard the environmental, health, and moral argument for going vegan, I adopted the diet. I have never felt this good before.
How in the world was this nasty whore ever paid to have her picture taken? She needs to be in midget porn as the one-legged Pirate Master….
Her efforts are for a greater good. I applaude her for that. At least SHE is doing something. She is a good person going through a shitty situation. At least she is continung w/ her charity. While Paul hoards his $$ she will spend hers on others.
Save plants, eat meat…
shit! Im part of PETA and I assure u I dont like the idea of Heather Mills alias La Loca talking for animals.
She is just so crazy!
Re: Question – Does this mean God intends for us to eat each other and ourselves? We are tissue, bone and blood as well. Its like cannibalism.
Re: Leah – If you don't eat cows or consume dairy there will no longer be a reason to continue breeding so many for gluttons like you. Their populations will reduce (they wont go extinct though) and the world would be better off. Guess you don't care though, eh?
Re: learn the TRUTH!!! – Why do people like you have to say such retarded things? Do plants cry when you cut them? Hit them? Step on them? Can they feel emotions and pain? They are very basic lifeforms, they do not suffer like animals. You are also an animal.
I heard she showed up to that even driving an gas-guzzling and not so eco friendly SUV!!!
I heard she showed up to that event driving an gas-guzzling and not so eco-friendly SUV!!!
Re: Raul – Save brain cells and do not comment, ever.
So if livestock create the most greenhouse gases we should eat more meat so there aren't as many to make the gas?
Here I come, Texas Roadhouse!
Animals are meant to be eaten
People
Eating
Tasty
Animals
She is NOT an attractive human being.
Crazy lady….. but cute jeans
wow there are some idiots on here. it's so funny.
at least she's speaking out and doing something good in this world. maybe some of you should take a second to learn about it before you go talking shit about something you know nothing about.
Re: ln – Hello low IQ!
Eating meat creates demand for more meat so they breed more cows and its an endless cycle.
Attention Heather Mills:
PUT A SOCK IN YOUR PIE HOLE!
We know you have an extra one lying around…
Re: Whamo – Congrats, fool, you are an animal. Composed of flesh, bone and tissue, just like the creatures you eat.
Nothing is better than deer hunting and nothing is better tasting than a steak cooked medium rare accompanied with a glass of merlot.
Animals don't want her help and neither do Vegan! This batty hag is a gross misrepresentation of Vegans. Contrary to popular belief we're not all crazy…
P.S. - I LUV MEAT!!! Yum, yum. I feel great, and am in great shape, and will continue to eat meat and drink lots of milk. PRO MEAT!!!
Re: steve – It's too bad you aren't a deer. Maybe in your next life you will be a deer that gets shot and dies a slow, painful death. You deserve it. Killing should not be fun.
Perez, you look like you eat your share of meat…and cheese, and chips, and cake, and candy, and pasta, and ice cream and pizza……. Basically what I am saying is that you are a fat tub of crap.
PEREZ YOU ARE ONE FAT AND UGLY MOFO. YOU PROBABLY PAY MEN TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU. I HEAR ANDY DICK IS SINGLE…..
I wish she'd get swallowed by a 30-foot anaconda.
Moo.
Re: steve –
Studies show that people who hunt for sport and fun have mental issues and go on to abuse their children.
If you think nothing is more fun that shooting animals, you are a mental case. Why don't you try to make the world a better place instead of trying to create a bloodbath.
Incidentally, i hope one day you go hunting with Dick Cheney. And oops, he might have an "accident"…you sick creep.
The global warming thing is true… "bovine flatulence" contributes 14% of greenhouse gas emissions.
omg i thought that was avril lmao
lmao
Perez, I am more than disappointed in you.
If you're so open-minded, you should learn more about veganism and the environment.
Yes, global warming is caused by the gas of factory farm animals. However, if we didn't eat meat, they wouldn't have been mass-producing these animals, and there would be no global warming.
Also, do further research and learn that humans have the same face and dental composition as herbivores. We were meant to be vegans.
Re: kimmiebaby – You wont be singing that tune when you have a heart attack and various cancers due to too much cooked, fatty meat and cooked dairy.
PEREZ, IT IS NOT AN "AGENDA" SHE ACTUALY IS DOING SOMETHING POSTIVE. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU DID SOMETHING POSITIVE…AND PLUGGING "NEW ARTISTS" DOES NOT COUNT.
do you know what happens when a cow isn't milked?
they become very uncomfortable from a full utter which could lead to infections, or worse their utter could burst
I don't appreciate someone with as bad press as her jumping on the veggie bandwagon. If she really gave a fuck about it, she wouldn't use her oh so hated mug to promote it.
Spokesperson? Give me a break, if I were a spokesperson for VIVA and I believed in it that much, I wouldn't just show up in a green shirt and jeans. I'd show up naked with my body painted green and some tree plants cleverly covering my vital areas
You CAN get greener Mills! The only thing she wants to showcase is herself not a care for animals.
Re: Dipshit – You're really not telling me that you think livestock never existed in the 'wild'??? How about looking up kingdom, phylum, order, genus, species, etc. I guess cause us evil humans got lazy and decided to stop hunting almost altogether we just fenced them in instead. Oh and please don't tell me they would all die off. These things called grass, water, and some sort of shelter help animals survive… try taking a biology class sometime
The only reason I'm not a veggie is I hate their holier-than-thou attitudes so much… and I like the taste of steak once in a while
For all you flesh eaters:Keep eating that dead flesh beacuse in return it will kill you with cancer,heart disease,obesity etc.Your death would allow more water and room on the plant for those who live on a plant based more commpassionate lifestyle. Goggle Vegan,environment and real truth will be told . As for Heather, I think she has a wonderful heart but may have a mixed up mind at the moment. She will refocus and get grounded again. Thx Heather for speaking up.
"group’s environmental campaign to persuade the public that they can reduce global warming by reducing the amount of meat, dairy and other animal products they eat.
Really???
According to one ad in the campaign, livestock are the second biggest cause of greenhouse gases and the major cause of rainforest clearance."
High school economics: supply and demand. People demand livestock to eat, land is cleared to raise these numerous amounts of livestock. If people don't have a demand for meat rainforest clearing will go down and greenhouse gases will be reduced because less animals will be raised to supply a small need.
Re: Weirdo – Hunting for sport - you hunt for horn sizes furs and rugs. Hunting for food - You harvest, you are thankful, and you kill only what you eat and make no waste. You recycle the hide, take to bones to a rendering facility. You make your shot where the bullet destroys the least amount of meat when it makes contact If the deer populations went unchecked without regulated hunting seasons, the populations would face a fate far worse than a family's freezer. I shoot far more deer and elk with my camera than I do with my rifle, but in Montana, it is definitely a checks and balance system. Dozens of deer are hit and killed by vehicles here in NW Montana every day due to the huge population of animals. Even two years without a hunting season would cause unfathomable issues on the local ecosystem around here. Regulated hunting seasons ensures a large healthy deer population for the years to come.
Not all hunters are inbred uneducated rednecks. I have four years of college, well educated, well paid in his career, drug free individual who give back to his community, local and national charities, and votes Democratic. I suggest you research the facts fully before you speak from your heart.
"group’s environmental campaign to persuade the public that they can reduce global warming by reducing the amount of meat, dairy and other animal products they eat.
Really???"
Yes. I hate Mills but that information is correct, accurate, and little known…
SHE CRIES ON TV THAT PEOPLE WON'T LEAVE HER ALONE! HEATHER STAY HOME, STOP YOUR WEE WEEING, WHEN YOU PUT YOURSELF OUT THERE, WHAT DO EXPECT?
re- #61. I am an RN for a group of cardiologists and have regular checkups, bloodwork, etc. I have excellent blood pressure, cholesterol and a healthy heart. My family are all meat eaters as well, both grandparents lived to be in their late 80's and they FRIED all of their meat. Only one cancer SURVIVOR in my large family, and an uncle that had a heart attack. Yes, it can happen- but I am very aware of my health and body. I do not belittle Vegans, to each their own… but chill out on bashing meat eaters , please.
Also, #53 (Sage) Uh, most of us "meat eaters" do not believe in reincarnation, so coming back as a deer is not possible.
P.S.S. Before anyone jumps to conclusions, I am NOT A BUSH SUPPORTER.
I eat what I like when I like it. I do not listen to fame hungry nobody Heather.
It is my choice not yours and not heathers and that is my freeedom.
ITS TRUE, DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH POLLUTION YOUR GOVERNMENT SPONSERED FACTORY FARMS CAUSE? NOT TO MENTION DESTROYING THE LIVELIHOOD OF FAMILY RUN FARMS WHO DEPEND ON THEIR PRODUCT TO SUPPORT THEIR FAMILIES.
YOUR GOVERNMENT DOES NOT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOU!!!!
Re: learn the TRUTH!!! –
I just had to comment because a. perez get your facts straight in your bitter diatribes against women like heather mills who stand for something more than celebrity gossip, and b. all the comments making fun of someone with a fake leg are really tacky, regardless of their political or other beliefs. factory farming is responsible for clear cutting and biodiversity loss, plus the more meat you eat the more animals are bred and slaughtered for the purpose of producing that meat, hence you're creating MORE pollution, not less- more animals, more waste, more gases released, more global warming
you people obviously don't understand the simple concept of supply and demand. maybe you have two legs but at least heather mills has a brain.
you suck perez hilton you fucking wanker
Although I am not a fan of hers in any way shape or form….a lot of greenhouse gases are caused by cow farms…..their gasey behinds are a huge source of carbon in the air. One cow X 300,000 of their closest friends on a farm adds up.
going through a divorce, especially to a beloved beatle, would be hell for anyone. hopefully, heather has learned that the public will not respect her if she disses her daughter's father and his family to the media. sad thing is if heather layed off the orange foundation and kept her mouth shut, she could be adorable.
i believe in giving people a chance & paul saw enough good in heather to marry her.
something about heather reminds me of courtney love.
That is an AWFUL picture. Bitch needs to layoff the make-up. Looks like she put it on with a putty knife.
she turned up in A 4X4 suv…real concerned about the planet
YES, livestock do produce HUGE amounts of greenhouse gases. Do you live under a rock or something Perez?
And no, I'm not a vegetarian. I just know how to read.
THE BITCH IS A WHORE FOR GOT SAKE. SHE SPREADS FOR FILTHY ARABS FOR MONEY. WE DONT WANT HER HELP!!!
dang, will this chick just go away already. nobody cares!!!!
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Gold-digging-PIG-CUNT. Heather and her stump are poison to ANY cause. Hop you BUGLY ass to the top of a bridge and JUMP.
For all of you who keep saying that we should eat more cows since they are a huge cause of harming the environment, don't be so ignorant. Do you not realize that we are the ones who are causing this? Naturally there wouldn't be so many cows, having factory farms is the problem. The amount of livestock we need to feed our obese unhealthy country is unbelievable. I can't believe you people still eat factory farmed meat, you should really read up on what you're putting into your body. That's really nasty shit, literally.
Go away, HM.
Dumpy looking skank.
I'm glad Paul dumped you and filed for divorce.
Re: kimmiebaby – Lol bullshit.
why are vegetarians and vegans so hateful toward people who choose to eat meat? doesn't it kinda go against the lifestyle you claim to promote - you know, a PEACEFUL, NONVIOLENT lifestyle? i was a vegetarian for over three years, but i never felt such animosity toward meat eaters as some of you people are showing here. very hypocritical on your part. being hateful does not win people over to your side of the argument, it just makes them think you're crazy and mean.
Plants are living creatures also, atleast animals have a chance they can run away. Pretty sad if you ask me that someone with one leg eat something that can't even get away from her…..
Why is everyone bagging Heather Mills. I dont think its so hard to belive that Paul McCartny is a prick, he looks like one. With all the power he has accumulated over the years dont ya think he'd be pretty hard to live with. I Think Sir prick has enough support, lets see what heather can make of herself.
I Like her honesty.
The mcCartny clan seem far from honest or deserving, I Reckon i could be a well paid designer of crap clothing if my dad was a bug or beatle. (Rodent seems more appropriate.)
Luv Ya work Perez!!!
Yes, Heather is a Grade A nutjob - but at least she's using her notoriety to highlight a hugely important cause (a lot more than can be said for the likes of Shitney Spears).
If you are in any way interested in helping the environment, the single biggest contribution you can make is by giving up meat. Aside from the methane emissions destroying our planet, you would also help yourself - the hormones pumped into these intensively-famed animals are a proven cause of fertility issues and contribute to this country's frightening levels of obesity.
Even if you're not ready to go vegan, just try cutting down your red meat consumption. You will feel sooooo much better (and know you're not contributing to the Earth's decline).
Oh, and while you're detoxing, try having a colonic - up to 5lbs of rotting meat will be removed from your system as your long intestine cannot effectively process it. That alone will make you a fully-paid up veggie!
I think she would be funnier if she stood on Stella McCartneys driveway wearing steak. She'd be more USEFUL though standing in a field starring directly into the sun.
check the facts. the animal products industry is horrible to the environment. they have that part right.
WTF! she is f**king crazy. Really is there a need to go through with all this b/s that she is going on about.. yes global warming is a huge factor and there should be something done about it. But with the whole animal thing, like last year with the seals, they don't even club them, they shoot em and if they didn't kill them for food they would eat all of the fish anyways. Thats like going to a chicken farm and saying ok stop killing the chickens, but no one cares because they are ass ugly. She just cares about killing seals b/c they are cute, but really its someones job and life to kill them…. who caressss its the same as killing cows, people got to eat.
HEATHER IS A NUTCASE BUT I TOTTALLY AGREE ABOUT THIS CAUSE I AM A NEW VEGAN AND I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER HEALTHY AND IM NOT EATING MEFCURY OR PESTICIDES ORGANIC IS THE BEST IF THERE WAS A BOOK OUT THERE I WOULD RECCOMEND IT WOULD BE SKINNY BITCH ITS A LIFE CHANGING EXPERIENCE IT WILL OPEN UP YOUR EYESC
UGH!!! she looks like SUCH a brit! G'day Guvnah!!!!
I hate how I have to keep looking at this freak show. Kids, the presence of this god-awful gold-digging woman is the direct result of grief on the part of poor Paul. I can't imagine any other reason he would have given himself to her. She's just a pig from the word go and for her to assume that people actually want to see her is beyond me. Dancing with the Stars? Who even watches that bullshit? She bores the shit out of me, along with: Hayden Panettiere, Heidi 'n' Spencer, Britney, Miley Cyrus, Brandon Davis, Amy Winehouse, Kate Moss, Mel Gibson, Brangelina, Bennifer and all these other holier-than-thou "celebrities" that do nothing, mean NOTHING, and have EVERYTHING. Is this all we have to look to anymore?
What a vile woman! Maybe a big fat cow will eat her alive and we'll never have to hear her moaning nasty voice again. Fingers crossed!
Do your homework Perez…livestock not only causes greenhouse gases…it also pollutes water sources, and over-grazing can cause other environmental problems.
I'm not saying we weren't meant to eat meat, but the WAY in which we're raising and clearing land to create space for more herding is unhealthful and destructive not only to humans but also the environment. I'm actually reading a book right now, "The Last Hours of Ancient Sunlight" that explains this and MANY other reasons for why and how we're destroying the planet…and TRUST that they are not all the typical reasons we've heard for years. There are SIMPLY other ways for us to accomplish the goal of feeding, clothing and providing for ourselves…we just choose not to because we are in an age that wants things NOW versus the way they were naturally meant to be acquired. Eventually we WILL see the consequences. YES it's scary, SOUNDS radical, and INCONVENIENT but it's an undeniable truth. Wake up people.
i think, i mean know, that vegan girls taste better ;o)
i think, i mean know, that vegan girls taste better ;o)
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you know…. i hate these people that belong to groups that essentially say, "onless you go all the way, you're not helping." I'm a vegetarian… i don't eat meat. Yes I eat animal products…..but it doesn't mean that what I do is useless. It still makes me feel better and makes me feel healthier. Hey, in my own view, and for my own health, it's better than eating meat. I might not have banned all animal products from my diet, but just because I chose not to go "all the way" vegan, doesn't mean that I don't care or my efforts don't help or matter. For those of you that are tired of PETA (although they do great work, they are a little extreme for most) but love animals, may I suggest supporting the ASPCA? For those of you who don't know…it stands for the American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals…..and that's a cause everyone can get behind! They appreciate everyone's support, not just those who are on the most "extreme levels". Every little bit helps!!!
Bacteria is the only culture this nasty slag has.
Bitch needs to go away!