More Candy To Rot Your Teeth
Oh, how we've missed you!
One of the most opinionated nobodies in Hollywood is back, serving up some more delicious commentary.
Candy Spelling, the plastic-surgery loving formerly estranged mother of Tori, has written this piece for the Huffington Post about none other than Britney Spears.
She gives good advice, y'all!
Says CS:
"Three Feet Closer To Tragedy
I must admit I've done plenty of head shaking about Britney Spears and her antics.
"Spears could feel agony of 3 feet" - the story about possible consequences of Brit's driving over the feet of three people recently — in the November 16 Los Angeles Times has raised the head-shaking bar.
Enough. It's time to leave this girl alone. She didn't run over the feet of the two paparazzi or one sheriff's deputy on purpose. I've seen "breaking news" of her driving on many networks, and I don't think her aim is that good.
Following are excerpts from Times story:
"At least one incident is being investigated, in part because Spears left the scene of the accident. The Los Angeles Police Department has informed Spears that if she doesn't provide a statement about the case involving the sheriff's deputy, she could face misdemeanor charges for a vehicle code violation."
A vehicle code violation?
The Times continues: "The deputy's foot was run over this month as Spears left L.A. County Superior Court after a custody hearing involving her two children.
"There is no evidence to prove there was malicious intent on her part," said LAPD spokesman Roger Mora. "She probably didn't know, but you can still be looking at a misdemeanor for the fact that you left the scene."
Is that a separate misdemeanor?
"Spears' latest incident," the newspaper story continues, "occurred early Thursday as Spears was leaving the Four Seasons Hotel in Beverly Hills and rolled over the foot of one of several photographers who were covering her."
Covering her doing what? Trying to get away from all the feet chasing her?
"Beverly Hills police said Spears may not have been at fault in Thursday's roll over. 'There were independent witnesses there who felt the photographer didn't move out of the way in time,' a police spokesman said. 'She was driving very slowly.'"
The third incident was last month when she ran over the foot of a TMZ.com photographer. His "tire-tracked" sock, by the way, was later put up for auction.
We learn that there are paparazzi "who make a career out of following Spears about town" and some "defend her driving."
Personally, I don't think Britney is that fascinating, and she and her sons don't look that different in photos taken five seconds or five days apart.
Three feet is enough. We all know that something terrible is destined to happen to Spears, her kids, one of the photographers or innocent bystanders if she isn't given a few feet of space and privacy. How about a time out?"
[Photo via Getty Images.]
FIRST !!!!!
first!!!!! 2nd who cares - newminutenews.com
nice jems bitch too bad bout the face
ew.
primera
Too much to read…
44th?!!
first
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FINALLY someONE states the obvoious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No kidding !! I agree with Ms. Spelling, this whole situation with Britney is getting ridiculous !!
Ok I didnt agree with her open letters she was sending out a while back, but I do agree with her on what she is saying now. Brintye does desserve the same respect and personal space as any other citizen of the USA. If this were happening to you or a loved one wouldnt you want them treated with respect. As for the "investigation" of the incidents involving her running over the feet of people…..HELLO RUNNING VEHICLE GET OUT OF THE WAY!!
She's a terrible writer. Terrible. But I agree, people need to give Britney space. Those photogs were just asking for it.
I'm amazed, this makes perfect sense. I agree wholeheartedly.
This is 'filed under' Wentworth Miller why?
I agree. And another thing, if you don't want your feet run over, then get the FUCK out of the way.
She's a smart lady
Pssh, who cares about Britney.. look at that bling.. woo. haha (=
If Britney isnt so fascinating then why did you choose HER as a topic, Candy? You are just as guilty as everyone else. If you want to read about FASHION instead of the latest gossip, check out COUTURECULT dot com!
xo
her husband was a somebody, she is not. do us a favor perez keep her out of the blogs here!
I would rather HEAR that Britney is doing better than see another picture of her! They need to STOP and leave her and her kids alone! Children should not have to go through this day in and day out! If she can't get them out of the spotlight (and its apparent that she can't), then Kevin should try!
WHY DOESN'T SHE JUST STAY HOME?!
Brit Brit courts the paps. She loves the attention. She has a freakin deal with X17!
If she were honestly concerned about the safety of others, she would stop the constant and needless driving around town.
If I saw her driving around causing an unnecessary scene, heck I'd throw my Starbucks drink at her car like that one girl did. In fact, I think I'm going to start a club: "Throw Starbucks at Brit Brit!" Maybe that'll knock some sense into her.
In this case, I totally agree with her.
Too bad the California law enforcement folks don't step up to the plate and start enforcing public safety with tickets and fines for these yahoos that drape themselves over someone else's car on public roadways. And tickets and fines for the stalkers who follow her everywhere she goes. And tickets and fines and tows for the stalkers who stake out the entry to her home community.
Why is this filed under Wentworth Miller????????
FIX IT!
It's driving me crazy.
Wentworth Miller=not Candy Spelling
And Zportz?
SHUT UP CANDI
why is wentworth miller in the heading? he's got nothing to do with this. am i missing something?
Dear Perez, Please do not post anything more on here about either Rumor Willis or Tori Spelling (and family). I'm shamelesly consumed by celeb gossip like a welfare mother of five kids and no daddy in site laying on the couch watching soaps…I'm that addicted! However!..these two subjects (faces) make me sick at my stomach. Thank you and Love, Erica
Candy is cuuuuuuute and furthermore I agree with everything she has written so far. Keep up the good work Candy, I admire you. Tori is lucky to have you as a mother.
Candy is cuuuuuuute and furthermore I agree with everything she has written so far. Keep up the good work Candy, I admire you. Tori is lucky to have you as a mother.
Tori's father was an asshole for only giving her like a few thousand dollars when he died
maybe stupid fuckin
x17paps should stop lying and defending this stupid bimbo's lack of driving skills and quit covering shit up like the stupid fucks they are….maybe she should get in trouble, and maybe just maybe she should get a fuckin driver or perhaps get someone to go out for her…fuck her!maybe stupid fuckin
x17paps should stop lying and defending this stupid bimbo's lack of driving skills and quit covering shit up like the stupid fucks they are….maybe she should get in trouble, and maybe just maybe she should get a fuckin driver or perhaps get someone to go out for her…fuck her!
Re: Syd –
That is a really excellent point, Syd. I have wondered about that when I watch this stupidity on TV. Throw out the fact that they are surrounding a celebrity, how is this situation safe for anyone who is in the area?
"Little Miss can't be wrong" isn't wrong. Fans and innocents will not get targeted by the Briney bumper. She has THRONGS of photogs vying for position and trying desperately to get that one photo they can sell in order to buy their crack. I say to Britney, "Run 'em all over on your way back to me." You're a beautiful disaster.
Amen Sista! Maybe if the Paps would all go away, Unfitney would too…we could only hope…
for once, I AGREE with Candy..and she's not even attacking anyone!!
Hey! The idea of charging Brit Brit with somethin' for runnin' over cops' and paps' feet WHILE SHE'S GOIN ZERO MPH to squeeze through a mob of idiots absolutely glombing onto her car (yeah, the cop was a woman who typically got overzealous in her instinctual travails to try & proctect poor Brit from the brutes) is about as sense-making as forcing Brit to pay her ex-husbands attorneys fees to carry on HIS law suits againts HER! OMFG!!! And it's not just LA that things are this f#cking upside down and backwards. Britney is the only normal decent person with a brain left!
Sorrowful Ol Slut
Poor Candy to get rich had to fuck that bony Ol Hebe Arron Spelling
now with some $$ in her purse and some bling around her neck, she thinks she should be giving advice
Well here's some advice for you Candy
Watch those hustlers you have been fucking around with, one of them carries a cam
Perez called Candy Spelling "One of the most opinionated nobodies in Hollywood is back, serving up some more delicious commentary."
Ummm, pot, meet kettle!
This woman is completely stupid. What, does she not KNOW that Britney CRAVES the attention she gets from the paps? Does this woman not know that Britney (or that loser-cunt Ali Sims) CALLS THE PAPS to let them know when/where Brit is going??? The paps are Britney's only "friends" now. She CRAVES them and WANTS them. The attention from the Paps is the ONLY way Britney can still THINK she's a star. If the Paps stopped chasing Britney, she would KILL HERSELF because she couldn't stand the lack of attention. Sorry, Candy. Maybe you understand now.
and your any better fudge packer.
Is that not calling the kettle black you opinionated nobody.
candy spelling doesn't know what the hell she's talking about. Britney is the one who invites the paps to document her every move. It's not like you ever see her trying to cover her face or hide from them. No, she poses with her Starbucks outside of the gas stations….she prob calls them up and tips them off as to where she's going to be at any given time. She prob plans her whole day around it.
Where did she get Brooke Astor's emerald necklace and earrings? She must be friends with Astor's daughter-in-law, Lady Macbeth Marshall.
she's fucking right! who gives a shit how she drives. she doesn't have a dui like the rest of the world.
Uh, Candy - charity begins at home, dear.
Eww- still sucking Aaron, even when he's in his grave?
Get a job.
Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah.
Love her jewerly !!
Can somebody please tell me why this woman feels the need to not only comment, but write full page rants on everything britney? Why the fuck does she care so much, and waste her time critisizing someone she knows nothing about? Secondly, who the fuck is she to judge? She looks like a stupid low life idiot who actually has the time to write that and feel so passionate about it, What a negative person!
Jesus Christ, you could feed a small nation for a year with the glitter she's wearing just for show. It's disgusting.
OH WOW… she is a wierdo. Please stay away from your own grandchildren. Is she on crack to?
totally agree…cant believe i just said that.
Yes, Candy "Who are you again?" Spelling, leaving the scene of an accident is a misdemeanor crime.
Yanno, if this tired old bitch is gonna write open letters and editorials and so on, she could at least make them funny or interesting. Bleah.
i realise it's entertaining to think she is a lonely nutter, but i like candy.i've seen her website-she & tori's bro do tons of charity work for less fortunate people in L.A. i don't know if britney classifies as a "cause" but i agree. how the hell do u expect her to get her sanity back with people following her constantly.two words.PRINCESS DIANA.
RE "Is that a separate misdemeanor?" Yes, sort of. If she ran over someone's foot with "malicious intent" it would likely be either a misdemeanor or felony assault. If there was no intent, leaving the scene of a traffic collision (collided with a person's foot) would again be either misdemeanor or felony hit-and run, depending on the injuries, if any, to the deputy.
I absolutely LOVE Candy.
So far I agreed with everything she said, She is classy, and has been "married" to the business for a long, long time… If someone like her (who knows the pros and cons of been in hollywood) cannot express personal opinions, who can?
you keep putting those people in their places, Candy.
what's wentworth miller got to do with this?
Ummm… move the fuck out of the way! If it had been me I would have floored it and left skid marks all over their feet.
funny that YOU are calling other people opinionated nobodies
Who gives a fuck what this ass hole has to say?
HELL YEA!! ID RUN OVER THOSE BASTARDS FEET TOO! THEY NEED TO GET THE HELL OUT OF THE WAY!!!!!!!
What the hell does that have to do with Wentworth Miller??? Stop getting my damn hopes up Perez. I need some new juicy gossip about him and now I'm disappointed!!!!
wow eddie izzard is looking hot ~_~
the media will not be satisfied until she ends up dead. It seems like that is what they want.
SHOVE IT Candy!!
i use to wonder why the hell tory spelling is so ugly, and her face just didnt seem right…now i know….now i know…
I agree. If she isn't given a bit of space she might kill or seriously maim someone.
Candy Spelling has done her time in the spotlight and deserves to make a few open comments. I love this one about Britney since she does deserve a nice privacy boundry
the other reason why we should leave the poor girl alone is that it's son fucking boring now
WHAT'S THE LINK TO WENTWORTH MILLER??????????????
WHAT'S THE LINK TO WENTWORTH MILLER??????????????
ANYTHING NEW ABOUT HIM AND LUKE?????????
PEREZ TALK!!!
ARE THEY STILL TOGETHER???????
Does anybody know the link between this ageing bitch and scrumptious gay boy Wentworth Miller?
Perez, surely there must be a reason why you linked them both?
perez you need to do a side by side shot of this pic and jaime presley
FINALLY! Other celebs are coming out and stating that the paps are going too far! George Clooney came out in Britney's defense on PEOPLE. I don't care if she calls the paps are not, they shouldn't get that damn close to her to have their feet ran over. Someone is going to get seriously hurt, wait! that's already happened! When are the cops or whomever going to stand up and say enough is enough! Yes, they are celebrities, but they are human and most of them are American citizens. When are they going to get some help!
PEREZ U ARE THE MOST OPPINIONATED NOBODY IN LA WHO THE FUC DO U THINK U ARE IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOLY SHIT ITS LIKE WHITE OPRAHH! lmfao
Good thing she ran over the fucking pigs' foot.
All cops can go to hell!
Way to go Brit! You've done something that many of us wanted to do!
The fuckin' cops deserve everything they get.