The Picture Tom Cruise REALLY Doesn't Want You To See!!!
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Tom Cruise was photographed last week on the set of the new Ben Stiller film, Tropic Thunder, wearing a fat suit and a bald cap.
For some reason, the actor's lawyer went ape shit and started threatening legal action against any media outlet that published the pic.
Thankfully, the Europeans don't give a shit and they've gone ahead and printed it!
Click here to see the photo Tom Cruise is trying really hard to make sure you don't see.
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Looks like fucking Dr Phil… just way shorter.
Tom Cruise has never been a great actor. He's okay, and that's it. Definitely NOT on the A list…..His movies are only good on DVD $1.99 rental.
Baaaaaaaaaad Tom, fuuuuucked naaaaaa me in the
naaaaaaaaaaaaaaass.
I can't wait to read the biography by Andrew Morton on this doughboy. I read somewhere that Andrew had to go into hiding because is he fears for his life. This picture has been all over the internet for the last couple of days.
Tom Cruise is gay.
ummmmm…. X17 posted that pic like yesterday. Keep up Perez.
"Did he make you feel bad about talking about the side effects of ADHD drugs?
Or was it that he talked about the side effects of antidepressants?"
Oh God, we have a $cientologist on here. You people are crazy! If anyone needs medication, it is you. If not medication, then you are seriously stupid for falling for such stupid bullshit from a greedy, evil cult.
Is it that he’s successful in life, in his marriage in his career?
Let’s not forget what it is that made him the biggest movie star on the planet.
Let me give you a refresher in case you did forget.
He was ONCE one of the most successful movie stars but fucked it because he insisted on pushing his crazy $cientology beliefs on people. I do agree that anti-depressants are over-prescribed but many people actually benefit from them. $cientology is against them because they are the competition. Ditto psychology.
Tommy girl is going to sue your gay ass. Tom hates fat people.
Um, that photograph has been published ALL over the internet for the past week. This is about the 10th time I've seen it already, so it can't be THAT big a deal. He is an ACTOR, you know?
LMAO@ the unwanted hair ads that show up at the bottom of the website. bwahahahhaaha
Tom Cruise, you idiot, this picture is the best thing that has happened to you in a year, you fool! It proves you are a serious actor, if you will don the garb of Cindy Sherman. Ha ha ha! Brilliant!
He doesn't need the fat suit, he looks flabby enough without it. He has the chest of a 60yr old. Maybe he wants to MI:4 and wants people to think he's still buff.
BTW, I and everyone else saw this days ago. Either get exclusives or just fucking quit already.
OMG! He looks just like my Uncle Shlomo!
Re: Tom Cruise is my boy! – Hatin' on "the Cruiser"? Damn, what 1950s time machine did you step out of? We be hatin' on "the Cruiser" because he is a cruiser……of gay boys/men/sex. A serious closet queen. And guess what……I've thought he's been a friend of Dorothy's ever since "The Outsiders"…….he sucks…..literally. So do all Scientologists! In case I wasn't "clear" about my feelings about Scientology……"FUCK YOU LOAD OF NUTBAGS" Most Scientomogists have very little education………and they do lots of shittalking. NOW FUCKING SUE ME, ASSHOLES!
Re: Tom Cruise is my boy! – Think I'm done reaming your stupid Scientologi$t ass yet? No way! The shitstorm has only begun. The biggest actor ever in the whole world? Wow……that is such a mind-blowingly important job. It's right up there with saving Dafur! Have the shit removed from your brainwashed grey matter, you are obviously too stupid to live. L. Ron Hubbard fucked his mother…..and his father……and his brother. And his uncle tried to kiss him, so to escape he wrote the gayest science fiction. You Tube has a great, hilarious parody. Check it out…..it's in anime. Oh, and Tom…..nice beard and all, but we all still know you couldn't be any gayer if your name was Gay Gayerson! Eat shit!
You Tube: Look under "Scientology Anime" or "Scientology Pwned"……you'll thank me later!
Re: Tom Cruise is my boy! –
He's in the freaking closet, like the Republican GOP'S. Hell, he probably belongs to that group too. We are sick of being lied to.
Don't try to pull the wool over our eyes, hello…talk about lied to..we are in Iraq for God's sake..sick of these people lying to get our MONEY….if he's gay, he needs to say he's gay..stop hiding
behind his fake family.
The "Queen of all media" reporting yet another "new" story that's be on other sites for a week now….
The "Queen of all media" reporting yet another "new" story that's been on other sites for a week now….
Tommy Girl — Sounds like your Scientology Mafia Boyz2Men (if you can get your dick out of their mouths long enough to accomplish your feat) need to get "crackin." Whole lotta people out there not digging your message. Go get 'em, Mafia, let the world know who really rules: XENU XENU XENU. L. Ron is sending messages via Tom's veneers: FUCK BOYS. LIE. MARRY BEARD. BE A TOTAL ASS. KILL WHEN THINGS DON'T GO YOUR WAY.
MAYBE THAT'S WHAT HE REALLY LOOKS LIKE! MAYBE HE WEARS A WIG THE REST OF THE TIME!
God he is so freaking vain! Why is he soooooo uncomfortable with anything that makes him look slightly weird or funny. Besides, he acts weird enough on his own for people to make fun of him - he doesn't need a fat suit!
I don't normally defend him, but I do believe he doesn't want to spoil the movie. If he was just vain, he wouldn't be playing that role in the first place.
CAUSE UNDERNEATH HE IS FLABBY AND GROSS, SEE THOSE MAN TITS?? YUCK
i imagine that is what he looks like normally…before the hair and make up go on. he is probably on his way to the make up trailer to get "normalized"
lmao, and he also states he wants to play Hef….rofl.
COUCH JUMPER!
maybe its for a movie dumb ass! it looks terribly photoshopped anyway.
I think the sloppy man tits and flabby arms are his own, which is why he's so pissed!
HE JUST SAID HE DOESN'T BELIEVE IN CELL PHONES/BLACKBERRIES ETC YET CHECK OUT WHAT'S IN HIS HAND…
Beside the fact that he's pasty, fat and beyond gross. Someone needs to out him already.
he was quoted as saying…
"I get my hair cut on set. I have no iPhone, NO MOBILE, no email address, no watch, no jewellery, no wallet."
LOOK AT WHAT HE'S HOLDING!!!! TOM CRUISE LIE?! I CAN'T IMAGINE…
CON ARTIST!!!!!! HE BLOWS I'm so happy his career is a JOKE!!!!!!!!!!
He looks the same as he always does!
L. Ron Hubbard, father of Scientology and Tom's Cruise's brain, was a bigamist, abortionist, drug addict and wife-beater. Very little detective work on anyone's part will verify all this and more. Katie, Katie, Katie. You lucky devil (worshiper) you!
I didnt know they were already making DR PHILS life story
His publicist went ape shit because Tom has man titties!
This was in the NY Daily News last week!
i dont understand wats so bad about it, u can tell he is making a movie cuz the chest hair and baldness is SOOOO FAKE, is it cuz he looks alil chunky O WELL maybe he gained weight for this movie…
NO ONE CARES BOUT THE PIC CRAZY CRUZ
ewwww poor katie holmes, it must be like looking in a time machine. that's her future! yuck!
who fucking cares
scraping the very bottom Perez!
get off your ass Fat Boy!
Still is not as bad as the ugly creature living inside his pathetic, insecure self.
ugh…looks like my ex-boyfriend in 10 years. barf
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH!!!
Oh my God. Tom Cruise has ruined Thanksgiving! Oh, well, looking at that dork is a great diet. Merry Christmas, everybody!
I just showed this to my entire family. They are howling and taking bets on how little make-up he needed. He's just pathetic.
I say this is an improvement. I'm going to leave my wife — Cindy's dear aunt — for Tom (I hear he's of the limp wrist "vein").
Ill tell you why they were freaking out look under the fake fat part you can see the real pale fat with his nasty sagging skin that they werent able to airbrush away
i totally hate tom criuse he is a beard wierdo who abuses women,does no good in the world,pays people off. HE is a total control freak am sorry to me that equals abuse poor katy,but am sure she was paid a handsome sum to ease the pain, but at wot price to be with that wierdo,he is also ugly to boot and a shit actor.I rest my case,i wish he would retire lets hope the aliens come to fetch him soon,bye bye tom.
this is total bullshit - there's not a single copy of this infamous image 2b found any-fuckin-where on the entire ww-motherfuckin-web…. no fuckin actor could possibly have that much pull!!! it's gotta be some kinda fuckin publicity stunt.