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FIRST!!
boring..
lUCKY THEM
#1. yee haw!
Oprah sucks.
I cant wait! lucky bastards!
yay
Top 10?
i tried going thru them and got bored out of my mind. almost killed myself.
You are SOOOOO one step behind every other website today….blah, get to work dude!
FIRST WHOO HOO> I KNOW ITS LAME BUT I HAVE NEVER EVEN BEEN CLOSE!!
Perez thank you for telling me!!! I missed it last year and am so excited for this years!!!
FIRST!!! I LOVE OPRAH
PEREZ"S A FAG!! LOOL
I'm watching it now.. it's not that great
I'd totally take everything though.. LOL!
LOVE LOVE LOVE the favorite things!!!!!
these are a few of my faaaavouuurrrittte things…!!
first?!?!?!?
That's cool. Love oprah
saw it loved it i want the fridge
I HATE ORCA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I bet South Africa isn't on that list and I dont even have to read it
I'm sorry, but this show is just GROSS excess at it's worst. I understand gearing up for the holidays, but to repeatedly do entire shows promoting expensive and unnecessary things and give them out to an entire audience of screaming, crying, fainting people is just disgusting.
There's a war going on. There are homeless and hungry people in our own country. Everyone loves a gift here and there, but to have a disgusting display of materialism go this far is not the least bit entertaining to watch. Frankly, it's embarrassing.
I wish she would give gifts to the people that really need them.
MAMA OOOOOOOOO…!! *FAINTs*
Would be just my luck to go to the Favorite Things show and end up with APPLIANCES!!!!!!!! No designer purses…..no FABULOUS-ness !!!!!!!!
does she mention the fat butt plug for her fat fucking ass?
fucking cunt…she is a lying mofo
has that fucking dr. on her show and he kills a bitch
and she make no comments on it
fucking cunt is nothing but a fucking twat
come perze shoe your dick up her ass
who cares?
These are Oprah's "Favorite Things"? BORING!!!!!!! The only thing I found of interest was the Toy Watch.
Yessir, homeless starving folk + a crappy economy + the elimination of the middle class altogether = Rich Oprah and the Christmas of Gifts You Can't Afford. Sounds like a mighty fine afternoon of entertainment!!!!!
FUCK HER!
SHE SUPPORTS OTHER COUNTRIES BEFORE HER OWN.
IF YOU LOVE AFRICA SO MUCH, MOVE THERE BITCH!!
Oprah = self-agrandizing whore.
[O]prah never gave me shit!!!
Fuck her.
Oprah has made millions telling women that there is something wrong with them and by telling them how to fix it…..and the audience members/fans who fall for it are all starving for a 'quick fix' in their sad lives.
Re: Fat Pig – Re: Fat Pig –
Last time a I checked Oprah could afford to build and operate an entire school in another country. Help build homes in New Orleans, and buy that entire audience all those gifts.
It may be materialism at its best not worst, cause you got people using money to buy coke, prostitutes, and so on, and then u got oprah buying stuff thats useful to people.
You're just a sad little person aren't u, wish u could've been there right?? Its ok just let it out.
I have the Josh Groban Christmas CD. It's gorgeous!
I will never ever respect her after the whole Hermes incident in paris where she showed up to a store 15 minutes after it was closed, played the race card, and then had the CEO of that store onto her show to apologize to her….as if she was the fucking Queen of England. Fuck Oprah. No more respect for you. And who cares if your favorite thing is a double-ended dildo for you and your lesbian lovers. I hate that show.
Thanks for the reminder….can't wait! Cheers!
I look forward to this show all year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just KNEW she'd leave off Gayle's new strap-on dildo that was molded from an elephant's tusk. Tsk Tsk.
Who fucking cares! Get your own life.
Re: BOOO… u stupid pig – A school that is ripe with scandal because of the sexual and physical abuse, you mean? In Africa no less, when there are children in this country who can't get a decent education because they're going to school hungry and with no health insurance? So it's ok for her to waste this much money and promote expensive gifts which 90% of the people can't afford as the meaning of Christmas? I'll leave you to rant away at the so-called jealous while I take my elderly parent to yet another doctor's appointment we have to try to afford out of pocket due to the inadequate state of health care.
It's called product placement. The biggest and most expensive gift will be the fat cheque Oprah will be receiving from the companies she's hyping for. So condescending of her really to dress this up as anyhting else.
LOVE LOVE LOVE OPRAH!!! WITH ALL THE CHARITY WORK SHE DOES - IN THE STATES AND ABROAD, I ONLY HAVE GOOD THINGS TO SAY. HER SHOW BRINGS MYRIAD ISSUES TO THE AMERICAN PUBLIC (ESP WOMEN) THAT WOULD LIKELY NOT BE DISCUSSED OTHERWISE. LOVE U HATERS TOO! LOL
Her list really sucks this year…. I'm so glad I saw this now before I went to work an hour late to watch this crap.
The Shaklee Get Clean Basket is great! I use the stuff and it works really well and is very friendly to the environment.
Is Oprah going to corner that damn hack of a plastic surgeon like she did the author of Million Little Pieces? She should check on who she endorses…
Let's see - minor lies in book or a poor plastic surgeon…
Madame Oprah is the black, female version of Thomas Cruise. Kind of confusing, no?
$59.00 for 9 f'n cupcakes!!!!!! "Let the eat cake" right Opie!!
oprah is such bullshit. she's just as capitalistic as any tobacco company. also, she's just a man in a woman's body.
oprah is a douce
Boo…Oprah sucks.
That preview is hilarious. All those crazy women going hysterical over some expensive shit no one really needs. This is modern day Sodom and Gomorrah, materialism gone BAD and no one really questioning it.
Dammnnn! There is a lot of hatred going on in here against Oprah. Half of you are ranting about things she doesn't even have control over i.e., health care, education, these are the things you need to be complaining about to your ignorant president, whose spending and "misplacing" billions of dollars everyday. And the reason she didn't build the school here is b/c there's schools on every corner in American and you have to have officers MAKE students go. While these girls are begging for an eduation. And MOST of the gifts she picks are terribly expensive anyways. Yeah it might be materialism at its best but hey WELCOME TO AMERICA!
1) James Frey's fake tell-all book
2) Rampant child abuse in her African school
3) Promoting a hack plastic surgeon murderer on her show
4) Her favorite things list–$59 cupcakes are the "True" meaning of Christmas.
She's obviously a fake-ass bitch, but as long as there's dumb crackers she'll be alright.
Yay! I love me some Oprah!
What self promoting bitch.Ya like Im going to run and buy her endorsed crap because Oprah said too.Have you seen the junk.Food,of course fatsy Oprah would recommened expensive fridges,sherbert ice cream,and frickin sandwichmaker.If my husband came home from work and caught me in that fuckin hideous pantsuit number,we be divorced in days (check it out girls,its a winner) That Steadman guy of hers sounds like a little pansy.Those woman in her audience all look like stepford wifes,they probably jump off a cliff if she told them to.
Man those lucky bitches!!!! Not fair… England needs an Oprah right now!!!
P.S: Not too sure about those Rachel Pally turtle neck and flares outfits - they were committing every kind of wrongness but the rest was faaaabulous darrling!
HEY OPRAH, DO US ALL A FAVOR AND RETIRE!!!!
WHEN YOU HAVE A WHOLE SHOW ABOUT WHAT WOMAN CALL THEIR PRIVATES, ITS TIME TO HANG IT UP!!!!
GO SPEND YOU MONEY QUIETLY, OOHHH HERE'S AN IDEA, HELP AMERICA!!
I seriously hate this woman. She is a freak and a racist!
Oprah likes Gayles pussy and being the richest lesbian in the world..she's a boring snobby up her cooch dyke.
Re: I HATE ORCA WINFREY –
CUTE name. But how about Orca Whinny? Like the sound a jackass makes?
Re: HEY STUPID! – Actually her angel network does tons of good work in the states like sending underpriviledged kids to college and rebuliding nieghborhoods in new orleans. How are you going to chastize someone for doing charity work? i bet you haven't done anything positive with your life you ignorant fuck
Piller of the Earth by Ken Follet is indeed a fantastic book!
Where's wet hot black snatch dripping with diamonds? I don't see that on the list.
Oh great, Oprah promotes a bunch of shit that the average American can't afford, especially now with the housing market collapsing and fuel prices about to go through the roof. The only people happy about that are the credit card people who will go into more debt because of trying to buy this stuff and be part of OprahWorld.
I LOVE Oprah! Everything she endorses is enlightening, faultless, honest, board certified….especially after she gets 21 pairs of Laboutins!
Materialistic whore psogin as a do-gooder. what a fake bitch.\Can't stand the lesbian. Cant' even be honest about her sexuality because it would cut into her profit margins. Selfish whore.
Did I mention she is a whore?
Materialistic whore posing as a do-gooder. what a fake bitch. Can't stand the lesbian. Can't even be honest about her sexuality because it would cut into her profit margins. Selfish whore.
Did I mention she is a whore?
Jesus. This stuff would be cool if you're like 95 years old. This shit sucks!
Did anyone else notice that Oprah had a southern accent today? It was so fucking annoying.
Ugh. Oprah's gross. Way to plug herself with #19. She disgusts me.
OPRAH DIDNT EVEN KNOW HOW TO PUMP GAS INTO THE CAR HER AND GAIL DROVE ACROSS THE COUNTRY IN. WHAT KIND OF FEMALE LEADER IS THAT? SHE NEEDS TO GET HELP WITH HER NARCISSISM FROM HER PAL THE BALD PSUEDO TEXAS NAZIE TOUGH GUY AND FAKE DOCTOR DR PHIL {IM NOT A REAL DOCTOR BUT I PLAY ONE ON TV} YEA THAT GUY. HE NEEDS TO HELP HER CAUSE ANYONE WHO HAS TO PLASTER THERE FAT UGLY FACE ON A MAGAIZINE COVER EVERY MONTH HAS A MENTAL UNSECURITY PROBLEM. ITS CALLED A NARCISSISTIC PERSONALITY. LOOK IT UP IN YOUR FUNK AND WAGNELLS. YES LADYS I KNOW SHE OWNS THE MAG AND IS RICH SO SHE CAN DO WHATEVER SHE WANTS WITH THE COVER. BUT IT STILL AINT NORMAL ITS WEIRD.
Re: Harpo – the only thing you'll get out of Oprah's snatch is sawdust moistened with Canesten.
Funny I did not see a million little pieces or her skool in africa on there?
Crochet or not…NOBODY should wears uggs anymore.
I've come to realize it is IMPOSSIBLE to try and get on one of these "favorite things" shows. Grrgh! Seems you just have to be at the right place at the right time.
Usually Im jealous of the people that get to be in the audience that day but I looked thru her fave things and didnt really see anything too exciting! Whats up with that?
I added it while I watched….. OVER $7500.00 INSANE!!!!!
Oprah doesn't do good shows anymore. The last episode i watched was about the crazy old lady with tons of junk in her house. it was boring and gross!
Doesn't she realize the economic hardship alot of the people in this country are going through? Higher gas prices, higher food prices, astronomical heating costs, etc? Maybe she and her staff should spend more of their time checking the background of guests, i.e., Dr. Adams than showing people things that they can't afford.
Why the hell should I give a flying f*ck what some boojeee negro bitch likes ?
I don't–in fact I run the other way whenever she endorses something or someone.
I was poing to voyr for Oh-bana beforre that fat rich cunt opened her bootlipped pie hole.
Fuck Oprah. Why is she worshipped? A lot of people have talkshows for fuck sake. From now on let's worship Letterman instead. Or Colbert.
Lame items this year! Did that school is Hell make her broke this year? Damn! She should of NOT done a Favorite show this year. Why bother when your items are nothing to rave about. These items are so 1997!
I am sooooooo OVAH the Va Jay Jay Oprah! Who cares what is on her list! I will tell you what is on mine, a big fat ****! LOL…
Those are not Oprah's favorite things, those are the companys who paid her the highest endorsement fees! Please, PH I can't believe you are endorsing this over indulgent woman, wasting space with this non-sense!!!
I wonder how we survived all those years without knowing what O's favourite book or food was. How did we manage to make all of our choices without her?!? Man, she is full of herself. Fuck off, ~Mama O~
Since when did anything that fell out of this fat pigs mouth become newsworthy, interesting or insightful as if it were the word of God? The only thing I want to hear her say is… um… er… nothing! Please go away Oprah.
Oprah is a racist. She stated that she only wanted a black journalist to pen her autobiography. What a bitch. Does she help white people at all??????? I find it disgusting that someone who supposedly grew up with nothing, wastes money as she does. She also doesn't want any of her previous shows where she is fat, airing anymore. I guess we're supposed to forget that she was fat… ahem… by the way, she still is. She was great when she first beached herself on the scene in the 80's. Now she's a pompous blowhole. Maybe she'll buy an island and retire with her lap licker Gail and she'll never be heard of again. That's on my wishlist!
Oprah is stumping for Obama! I'd say that's the bigger story here, not some consumerist bullish (even though I do want the clarisonic). Go Obama! We's bouts to get at that establishment. Watch out Hil.
Re: Fat Pig –
A school that is ripe with scandal because of the sexual and physical abuse, you mean? In Africa no less.
Response: Guess what that wasn't her fault smart ass. Furthermore Africa is a country that has children who can't get a decent education and everything else on your list and they would probably appreciate it more. Kids in your country have access to a decent education in American am I not right. There is possibility to have it right…ur not called a civalized country for nothing right??
Next –So it’s ok for her to waste this much money and promote expensive gifts which 90% of the people can’t afford as the meaning of Christmas?
Response: Isn't it better to give to people who can't afford it than to her friends right. Would you rather she gave it to people who could afford it
Next –I take my elderly parent to yet another doctor’s appointment we have to try to afford out of pocket due to the inadequate state of health car.
Response: Guess what talk to ur damn representative to address that. Look, I have money problems of my own too but I don't misplace my anger about it.
"Everyone, look under your chairs. are you ready? EVERYONE GETS A FREE GOODIE BAGGG!"
"Every one, get ready, look under your chairs….Everyone gets a free goodie bag!!!"
wouldn't know when to take it shit if it weren't for Mama O telling me when how and what kind….
Re: ivana jercough – charge leveled against you: racist! why you gotta be so ignant and just plain mean on superficial grounds? soooooooooo not necessary…
Re: Nina – Lordy, honey, such a shame you didn't benefit from the education you were offered here in the good ole US of A. Your spelling is abysmal, dear, and until you get better at it, you should really refrain from blogging because you clearly sound like a moron. AND your foul language only serves as the icing on your idiotic cake. Now please don't come back until you at least attempt to google the proper spelling of even the most basic of words, sweetheart, for in your present condition you make Britney Spears look intelligent. THANK you, darling.
I just read that Oprah is going to campaign for Obama in Iowa and NH. Any thoughts on this? She should stick to running the school.
Tired of the rich bitch! When was the las time you saw RAZA on her show? Ah never!
We can't afford to elect someone who has to learn how to be president — just so they can add to their amazing "life resume" and become an inspiring guest on "Oprah" Oprah's stumping for Obama is just helping us elect another Republican administration. Thanks Oprah! Why not just give him a new GM car or some of those amazing cupcakes instead.
ROFLMAO!!! Keep it up Oprah!!! Let the haters HATE while you keep counting your money!!! ROFLMAO!!! I wish I were in that audience!!!
Re: classc1 – What is ROFLMAO? The haters term is a tired cliche. And what happened to using real words?
Oprah is a big fat ugly pig. She looks like she should be climbing up the side of the fucking Empire State Building. FUCK HER AND HER TWAT LIST OF SHIT!!
Re: I DON,T LIKE HER –
you're funny !!!! 'fatsy oprah!"