No Christmas For Lola!
Filed under: Madonna
Madonna is a strict disciplinarian!
Not only are her kids - including daughter Lourdes (above) - prohibited from watching much (if any) TV and eating junk food, but they also don't celebrate Christmas.
"We canceled Christmas a few years ago," her Madgesty's husband, Guy Ritchie, reveals. "Stopped all the presents. And ever since [we] stopped the presents, we're are actually enjoying it."
Bummer!
Hopefully their children, being raised Kabbalist, at least celebrate Hanukkah!
[Photo via Getty Images.]
Posted: November 20, 2007 at 1:37 pm



hey, first!!
holy crap …nice monobrow and tache combination!
When she starts plucking and waxing, she's gonna be a KNOCKOUT. Until then, leave her alone. She's just a kid.
Not to sound mean, but this girl seriously needs some eyebrow AND lip waxing!
She has really bad facial hair
I knew it was coming. Haha. Guhross!
omg perez. no comment about the massive unibrow??? Come on now. I rely on you to say the mean things that i think about - that way Im guilt free bc you said it first.
WHOA! Check out that unibrow!!
lol@ unibrow
good, theyre already spoiled as fuck.
maybe lola can get an eyebrow wax for hanukkah then at least. yikes.
canceled christmas? that girl needs some waxing…..
first..?
get a wax girl.
WAX THOSE EYEBROWS - GOOD LORDES
Nice Uni-brow and Mustache.
Madonna is probably so strict because she doesn't want her kids to turn out like her o.O
Madonna is a jackass…she should take the kidos to Tom's house on Christmas…they can share thier empty faith in water and Science. I mean fuck the birth of a savior…they are stars!!!
WAX THAT SHIT
Will someone please wax her fucking eyebrows!!!!!!!!!!!
Madonna is a bitch.
Also, can't she do something about those eyebrows?
Uh..:X
are they against waxing those eyebrows and mustache too?
I hope her Madgesty introduces her daughter to some eyebrow waxing! (poor thing with unibrow)
and now we all see why you asked about the unibrow/mustache. posting in a separate entry was genius, though. the haters can't bash you for hating on kids.
i get it.
OMG Look at that horrendous UNIBROW!!!! Is she going to be the next Rumer Willis?
UGH Madonna doesnt make good looking childfren…mind you she herself is FUGLY so it doesn't surprise me.
They need to get her eyebrows waxed down the middle…I'm surprised Madonna allows that…MATERIAL GIRL, REMEMBER?!
ummm unibrow and hairy lip. madonna groom your beautiful daughter!
Someone please pluck that girls eyebrows!
is this what you meant when you asked if it was worse for a girl to have a unibrow or hair on her lip??
eek..i never imagined both!!!
Seriously, can Madonna not afford to get this poor girl a decent wax job?? Or is that also against her religion?
Mother of God that's a hairy little girl!
damn that girl needs an eyebrow wax and an upper lip wax while shes at it.
Nice 'stash and unibrow! Geez, can't her Mother at least get her a wax???
seriously….she needs to wax
Someone get some waxing strips for that poor kid…!!
Sheesh!
Beautiful, but dag, that unibrow and stash.
Sheesh!
Beautiful, but dag, that unibrow and stash.
I think it is time for an eyebrow wax.
holy unibrow!
first
That just goes to show that Madge is a fucking bitch.
this girl is amazingly pretty but she needs some waxing
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX
someone take that child and get her eyebrows waxed!
monobrow!
For God's sake someone wax that child.
Girlfriend's gotta wax that face!! WOOF!
We understand the unibrow/mustache survey now.
How rude! She's just a kid!
WHAT IS UP WITH THOSE EYEBROWS?!?!?!
also, they do not let her shave her unibrow or mustache!
grrr baby
Couldn't madonna at least give that poor girl some tweezers? Her unibrow scares the shit out of me!
That poor girl has a major monobrow and 'tache going on…
not very nice perez. The unibrow
that MONOBROW
wow. now that is one crazy unibrow. eww
Unibrow alert!
To each his own then!! I absolutely positively LOVE Christmas. The holiday is actually about giving and not receiving. Regularly I get like 6 presents in total and give about the same but it's probably different coming from a home where your mother is a mega-rich wash-out 80s celebrity.
OH MY GOD. That's ROUGH…. ouch.
Oh my god.. This girl needs to do something about them eyebrows..
perez!! is this why you were asking about the uni-brow and mustache?
WOOOWWWWWW!!! Shave them brows girl!!! Damnnnn bet she has muff that a lawnmower coudn't tame when she comes of age!!!
look at those brows.Anyways who cares if they don't get gives they get whatever they want through the whole year.
Shame on you Perez, if this is where you got the unibrow mustache question. She is just a child, a beautiful child…leave her the fuck alone.
These kids travel around the world regularly, and get gifts at all times all the time. The point of not giving gifts on Christmas is avoiding buying into the commericalism and possibly focusing on family time. MOST families will never have the luxuries that the Ritchies have. Most families utilize Christmas as a time to justify overpriced toys and luxury gifts because, it is the only time of the year that they can afford a splurge. I think this family decision by the Ritchies should be applauded.
MADONNA,
PLEASE PLUCK THOSE EYEBROWS FOR LOURDES. I CAN'T STAND LOOKING AT THEM ANYMORE!!!
Get that girl some wax….
ooohhh. my god… someone had got to do something about that poor child's UNIBROW! or is that against their religion too?
monobow
Not to be mean, but the sooner that monobrow is sorted out, the better :S
I really like Madonna, but why can´t she help her daughter with that facial hair? Afraid to look old and not as beutiful herself?.
Common, give your daughter some wax for x-mas!!
teenwolf
I am sure they have a lot of presents — when you have that much money and access to all things cool — maybe returning to
the meaning of the holiday feels extravagant — like sitting around a camp fire and enjoying it.
Pretty girl but she needs a eyebrow pluck and wax lip. Madonna is mean
What the fuck is up with those eyebrows? Maybe they should give out presents and a severe brow waxing will be in order. Seriously that is fucking scary. That makes my head itch.
WHy does she have a moustache and monobrow?
Damn, Madge hook your daughter up with some fucking wax.
I am sure they have a lot of presents — when you have that much money and access to all things cool — maybe returning to
the meaning of the holiday feels extravagant — like sitting around a camp fire and enjoying it.
it is interesting how disciplinarian madonna is, considering her youth and the crazy things she has done…unfair.
all i want for christmas is my eyebrow waxed, my eyebrow waxed, yes my eyebrow waxed
Who cares about Xmas presents or TV — let the poor girl wax her eyebrowns and stache!!!
now we know what madonna looked like as a kid…..fookin hell!
jesus christ look at those eyebrows! i would allow waxing at this age if i had a daughter who had eyebrows like that! and lip hairs!