No Christmas For Lola!

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Madonna is a strict disciplinarian!

Not only are her kids - including daughter Lourdes (above) - prohibited from watching much (if any) TV and eating junk food, but they also don't celebrate Christmas.

"We canceled Christmas a few years ago," her Madgesty's husband, Guy Ritchie, reveals. "Stopped all the presents. And ever since [we] stopped the presents, we're are actually enjoying it."

Bummer!

Hopefully their children, being raised Kabbalist, at least celebrate Hanukkah!

[Photo via Getty Images.]

    Posted: Nov 20, 2007 at 1:37 pm / Email this  »

    862 comments to “No Christmas For Lola!”

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    1. hollandgirl says – reply to this


      801

      I see 2 eyebrows… 1 above her eyes and one on her upperlip…

    2. Perez iz #1 says – reply to this


      802

      OMG I never saw eyebrows that gross…
      She Needs a lip and eyebrow wax VERY BADLY!

    3. Chris says – reply to this


      803

      What the wwf is that above her eyes??? oh my lord, that is like unreal. someone needs to call that woman and have her help her child to get that under control.

    4. chowder says – reply to this


      804

      I figured everyone would have something to say about Lourdes's appearance.
      I personally think it's a good thing her parents are keeping her grounded and looking her own age. 11year olds shouldn't have to feel the need to groom themselves for society's standards yet. My mom refused to let me shave my legs until I was 14, and even then i just did it without asking. Perhaps Lourdes is one of those girls who doesn't feel the need to grow up fast, because her mother raised her right??

    5. kt says – reply to this


      805

      that girls face gave me the chills it just looks bad. like a pitbulls ass!

    6. UNIBROW says – reply to this


      806

      WOW NICE UNIBROW, CATIPLLER AND BROWNISH/YELLOW TEETH!!!!!

      FUGLY!!!!

    7. Gitana says – reply to this


      807

      Whoa…. She is rockin' a crazy 'stache!!!! You'd think her image-obsessed mama would take her to get that shit waxed.

    8. lakevubud says – reply to this


      808

      Nice Stache!
      Can't Madge write a children's book on waxin ur schitt?

    9. lakevubud says – reply to this


      809

      Damn… I guess they don't like Christmas on the Island of DR. MORREAU!

    10. WTF?! says – reply to this


      810

      What the fuck is up w/ those eyebrows? Is that where Madonna stores her pubic hair?! That shit looks like somewhere over the eyebrow! I mean and the mustach…I know this chick has a hairy snatch! My God…I watched a show where Madonna was bragging about the girl getting whatever she wants and how the girl is such a fashion icon and she has a stylist! Where the fuck is the koren lady to wax them motherfucking eyebrows?! I dont give a damn what type of money you spend on clothes and stylist THEM EYEBROWS CANCEL ALL THAT SHIT OUT!!!

    11. Gina says – reply to this


      811

      Jeeezus what the fuck is happening with those eyebrows????????????????????

    12. Vicky says – reply to this


      812

      OMG she needs to have an eyebrow wax!!!!
      and get her tache dyed!!!
      it is disgraceful, what was Madonna thinking, sort your daughter out!!!!!

    13. officer Nair says – reply to this


      813

      We are looking for a furry hedgehog on the loose. It likes to hide in between eyeballs and upper lips. call us immeadiatly if spotted.

    14. Perez, jezus says – reply to this


      814

      Come on. She's just a kid. Making fun of adults who want their sorry asses brought out into the public is fun! But making fun of kids who are not even doing anything in public except happened to be born to someone famous… that's not funny dude. You've done good telling all the taters look adorable. Hope you don't do this again.

    15. belinda carlisle says – reply to this


      815

      she is so pretty and Rocco is so cute. Are those brows photoshopped though? or is that just a bad pic? i like to give things the benefit of the doubt but i am not sure. she needs at the very least to trim her brows.

    16. kev says – reply to this


      816

      Perez must be losing it - no mention of the huge obvious thing staring us all in the face. I guess nothing needs to be said, except of course EEEWWWWWWWWWW!

    17. goergiegirl says – reply to this


      817

      Pretty girl, but when the facial hair is that dark and overgrown, it's time to take care of it, even at age 11.

    18. god says – reply to this


      818

      it's real frida khalo. let the kid have facial hair if she wants..

    19. LUCY says – reply to this


      819

      SORRY, THIS LITTLE SPIC IS UGLY, MOST SPICS ARE EXTREMEMLY UNATTRACTIVE. THE ONES THAT ARE HALF WAY DECENT LOOKING ARE MIXED WITH WHITE BLOOD, THOUGH SHE IS GROSS!! HONESTLY, MOST ALL OF THEM LOOK THE SAME…. THE DARKER THE UGLIER… THEY LOOK LIKE THEY DIDN'T MAKE IT THROUGH THE CHAIN OF EVOLUTION-STUCK IN THE GORILLA LOOK. I'M NOT SAYING ALL SPICS ARE ALL BAD PEOPLE, THEY ARE SIMPLY UGLY.

    20. Karon says – reply to this


      820

      wax on , wax off

    21. OMG says – reply to this


      821

      Apparently she is forbidden to pluck her unibrow too.

    22. chuckyjoe says – reply to this


      822

      A pedophile wouldn't fuck that monkey

    23. chuckyjoe says – reply to this


      823

      A pedophile wouldn't fuck that monkey of a child

    24. laur says – reply to this


      824

      Gosh, i think her facial features are really pretty! Sure, she needs to get the excess eyebrows off. But her features! Dang!

    25. See There... says – reply to this


      825

      You see, all hispanic women are as hairy as apes until they get waxed!!! They grow body hair at a very young age too.

    26. sooze says – reply to this


      826

      This is just wrong. This is sooo much worse than a normal Burt straight across unibrow. It looks like a 3 year old took a sharpie and drew a bird on her face. Her mother should help her out here. Yeah she's young, but she has to to it sometime. I say the sooner the better.

    27. ALERT!!!! says – reply to this


      827

      MONOBROW ALERT !!!!!!!!!! MONOBROW ALERT !!!!!!!!!! MONOBROW ALERT !!!!!!!!!! MONOBROW ALERT !!!!!!!!!! MONOBROW ALERT !!!!!!!!!!

    28. AmyDamey says – reply to this


      828

      Hey Lordes let me introduce myself…my name is tweezers
      good god puuuuleezze do something about that catapilliar

    29. Joey says – reply to this


      829

      She's a beautiful girl! Madonna really should take the poor girl to a salon or spa & get a little pampering though. Poor thing…she almost looks like a boy with long hair.

    30. WHO KNEW?? says – reply to this


      830

      I saw this same girl in the Monkey House at the zoo this past summer, but I didn't know the poor thing was Madonna"s half-spic spawn!!!

    31. DKK says – reply to this


      831

      Will someone please pluck her eyebrows!!

    32. Em says – reply to this


      832

      She is going to be so much prettier than her mother….hopefully on the inside as well.

    33. OMG says – reply to this


      833

      ???
      WTF… Madonna needs to get over herself. We want the old Madonna back, the one that doesn't have a fake Brittish accent and was raised Catholic, having Christmas and all. They are just kids and she is sucking the life out of them.

      That's all!

    34. nicole says – reply to this


      834

      what a pompus twat

    35. Susan says – reply to this


      835

      I feel for the kid. I was a rebel like Madonna and my daughter is 15. I am overprotective and tooooo strict. I am workin on it. I have a feeling this girl gets away with NOTHING………………….

    36. Bojmobile says – reply to this


      836

      Is that Madonna's daughter?

      I thought it was Tom Selleck!!

    37. Sandeana says – reply to this


      837

      I'm sure that Madonna's daughter must celebrate Christmas with her father, Carlos DeLeon(I hope I spelled it correctly). I read somewhere that Lourdes was close with her dad and spent quite a bit of time with him. While there is nothing wrong with being raised as a Kabbalist, wouldn't DeLeon also have a say in what faith his daughter is raised? Unless he just agreed to his daughter being raised as a Kabbala when Madonna first started practicing the faith a few years back.

    38. PRICELESS says – reply to this


      838

      COST OF BLEACHING TEETH: $100.00
      COST OF WAXING EYEBROWS: $40.00
      COST OF WAXING UPPER LIPS: $7.00
      A CELEBRITY HAVING A DAUGHTER WITH YELLOW TEETH, A UNIBROW AND HAIR ON UPPER LIP TO REMIND US OF HOW AN APE LOOKS: PRICELESS

    39. old hag says – reply to this


      839

      Underneath all that hair she is a nice looking girl. And what is with her teeth???Seriously…she has all the money in the world to make her old ass look great..but she cant even spend a dime on her daughter.

    40. debbie says – reply to this


      840

      oh please… everyday is christmas in their house. She has her own personal shopper and stylist for gawdsake….. She's not hurtin for anything. As far as tv is concerned…. well, of course Madonna is banning it…. she's afraid her kids will see a "behind the music" or "life of……", etc. show….. about herself that shows what a skank and all her naked scenes, and howm promiscuous she is, etc. Hell, I wouldn't want my young kids seeing trashy shit about me either… I'm sure they're banned from the internet too…. they have some really nasty nudes of Madonna on there…..

    41. katie says – reply to this


      841

      Re: blair

      COMPLETELY agree! ahhaah

    42. Alisa says – reply to this


      842

      I hate parents that act like that with their kids. When you parent like a total fucking Nazi, it only backfires on you!! I'd hate to be her kid. I know firsthand what it's like having an over-controlling parent. It only makes a kid more rebellious to get out of the the absurdly tight control as soon as they possibly can. You end up driving your kids into doing the very things your over-controlling behaviour was trying to prevent.

    43. Me says – reply to this


      843

      what I think is rediculous is that Madonna doesn't allow her children to watch tv but yet she didn't there was any problem with her putting out her shit years ago for other peoples kids to watch! Remember the sex book? That crap was reported on all the tv shows.

    44. A step ahead... says – reply to this


      844

      She is stunning, natural AND 11 YEARS OLD!!! Your criticism just fuels Madonna's rebellion..if "UNIBROWS" were on models in a fashion runway show and on the cover of a fashion magazine, all of you SHEEP would grow out your's and PAINT them on ASAP! Some of you already are!!! Madonna's not stupid or mean, she knows…she knows, all you ignorant, follow the crowd mentalities…"EEWWW, that's sooo gross" All of YOU are the disgusting low lifes…she's just a KID!!!! And they're styled quite sweetly…some of you critics are attempting to get this look at this moment…

    45. Sarah says – reply to this


      845

      whoa!
      wax that shit!

    46. s says – reply to this


      846

      what a pretty little girl (minus the bushy eyebrows)

    47. niki says – reply to this


      847

      Re: jessica468 – well said. adults making fun of a child. americans…

    48. GigiNY says – reply to this


      848

      Madonna was a huge whore and just doesn't want her daughter to see.

    49. gill says – reply to this


      849

      all her mothers money and the kid cant buy some wax strips?

    50. madonna is a whore says – reply to this


      850

      yeah..that whore is so moral. Why do we not remember Madonna the whore?

    51. purfecteaz says – reply to this


      851

      She is a very adorable child.

    52. puretrash1975 says – reply to this


      852

      People!! !!! Madonnas his idol in life! He said so for thanksgiving. still he couldn't have photoshopped it up a liiiiiiiiiittle bit

    53. ezpeezeelemonsqueezee says – reply to this


      853

      least madonna cud do is let the girl shave the unibrow and mustache….gross ew its so nasty

    54. Sweenie TODDDD says – reply to this


      854

      The only thing Madonna can do w/ her daughter at this point is shave her ass and teach her to walk backwards…ROTFL

    55. Horatio says – reply to this


      855

      Nothing that 3 days in the waxing salon wouldn't solve. It's the Italian background coming out. While there at it, they should do the pits too, so we don't have to see a repeat of her mother's performance.

    56. littlemo says – reply to this


      856

      She's just a kid too young for waxing leave her alone

    57. stickykeys says – reply to this


      857

      Change your name (aka Mary mother of Christ) you fucking hypocrite

    58. WEIRDOS ARE EVERYWHERE... says – reply to this


      858

      WHO CARES ABOUT HER EYEBROWS, IT'S ABVIOUS SHE DOESN'T AND IF SHE DID SHE WOULD HAVE DONE SOMETHING ABOUT IT. HER BITCH AS MOTHER IS WEALTHY.SO WHY NOT TAKE HER FOR A MAKEOVER MADDONNNAAAAA…. LEAVE THE LITTLE GIRL ALONE AND GO WORRY ABOUT YOUR OWN DAMM KIDS..LMAO…. HER KIDS ARE BRAINWASHED, IT'S DUMB THAT THEY ARE NOT ALLOWED TO WATCH TV AND EAT CANDY AND NOT BEING ABLE TO CELEBRATED XMAS… THEY ARE KIDS AND THAT'S JUST REALLY STUPID OF HER PARENTS…

    59. WEIRD FAMILY... ARE THEY ALL BRAINWASHED? says – reply to this


      859

      SHE LOOKS LIKE HER DAD ALOT…. POOR THINGY YOU… SHE'S GOING TO RUN AWAY FROM HER SKANKY AS MOTHER…

    60. pepe says – reply to this


      860

      POOOOOR KIDS! her mother was a whore (now she is a nun), she enjoyed food, sex, drugs, luxuries, etc and the poor kids don't receive gifts for christmas, can't watch tv and have to eat all the vegetables. MADONNA YOU ARE THE BIGGEST HYPOCRIT!

    61. pepe says – reply to this


      861

      POOOOOR KIDS! her mother was a whore (now she is a nun), she enjoyed food, sex, drugs, luxuries, etc and the poor kids don't receive gifts for christmas, can't watch tv and have to eat all the vegetables. MADONNA YOU ARE THE BIGGEST HYPOCRIT!

    62. vall21 says – reply to this


      862

      Holly shit I thought Frida had no kids ??? She could stick her face in the water go GOONIE GOOGOO and pull out a fish !!!! Please you no when you have to back comb your eyebrows, THERE IS A PROBLEM !!!! Mabey she is trying out for the child in Hairy & the Hendersons give birth !!!!!!

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