Poor Avril
All is not well for our favorite Canadian!
Sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that tickets for Avril Lavigne's 2008 tour, which recently went on sale, are bombing.
"Tickets are not selling," a concert industry source tells us.
Lavigne is playing amphitheaters, arenas and theaters.
Lawn seats for some of the amphitheater shows are on sale for as little as $14 she's still having trouble moving them, we're told.
"She's going on tour too late," says our source of Avril, whose album came out in April of 2007. Her tour doesn't even begin until March of 2008!!!!
"Some of the venues - the arenas - may have to scale back to theater-seating," says our in-the-know insider.
Boys Like Girls is opening for Lavigne. Not exactly a huge draw either.
Poor Av! We hope she doesn't have to cancel her tour, like Kelly Clarkson did!
[Image via WENN.]
Is This Supposed To Help Her Drive???
Momma Would Be Proud
OMG, her eyeshadow looks fabulous! it totally matches her dress. too bad she keeps leaching her hair and adding pink streaks.
her make up is freakin amazingggg…i'm going to the concert in London, ON!
her make up is freakin amazingggg…i'm going to the concert in London, ON!
The only reason Avril is scheduled in some arenas is so she can fit her head in it..
Looks like she'll be the only one there! Cunt.
She is finally getting what she deserves. I predict that in about 5 years she will be homeless, trolling Yonge Street in Toronto giving $5. blow jobs for crack. She is and always will be trailer trash. Just visit her trailer trash home town of Napanee, Ontario and you will understand why.
How about you leave Avril alone? What, in all seriousness, is truly wrong with her? If you don't like her, fine, but as a human being, she's just fine.
What the eff is wrong with all of you people?
Do you all jump on when someone else bears a grudge, or do any of you
think for yourselves? She's just another young pop star who has had some good international success. The hating is baffling and out of proportion to anything I can remember her ever doing. She has some talent. Go hone your own.
Why can't she sell tickets? I can think of a dozen jambands who tour March through October with maybe two months off in between, and sell out some of the same places she's going. They make an album every other year, so they would be doing the same thing she is. Is she just horrible live? As smug as she is, I would bet her shows are some sort of self-congratulatory masturbation session.
man i would love to fuck this canuck's butt. i would spread her babyoiled cheeks with my alabama whitesnake and make certain that its one eye was aligned with her rosebud. just imagining her spincter massaging my rod is enough to make me feel a tingle at the tip of my magick wand…
WHAT HAPPENNED TO PEREZ HATING THIS MOLE!?
DIE AVRIL DIE
dude…she DOES look prego!
it's about time this country started to wake up to the injustice these people do to the music industry. A.V. is a rotten singer and has some fat industry guy witting her lyrics, all to take your money.
I THINK I JUST THREW UP A LITTLE IN MY MOUTH LOOKING AT HER PICTURE.
AVRIL HAVE YOU EVER HEARD THE WORD, B-A-T-H ????
SHAMPOO ????
THAT'S AS FAR AS I WANT TO GO, IIIICCKKKK !!!!!
HA HA HA.
Seriously on a non-asshole level, she's been too busy making herself up as well as bitching about the media, especially Perez, to make music that is anywhere near good.
Oh, and I'll trade her for fellow Canadian Bryan Adams anyday, which is sad.
Will you just go away now? Back to Canada with you and don't forget to take that ho bag Pamela Anderson with you!
I can't stand AL and her music is awful. I wish she would disappear soon.
if i attend this concert, i would probably only stay for blg.
because i'm not too sure about avril live.
Maybe she can have a "back injury" like her hubby's tour cancelling injury. It would help her save face, instead of having to say"I suck! Can't sell tix."
She looks beautiful in this picture… love the eye makeup!
Don't care about her music … But damn is she CUTE !
Try making porn, you'll do better.
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Re: Wow – Re: LOLL – Re: Hahha –
RIGHT.
holy fucking shit, we get the point.
Could you fuck off so there is more room for people to bitch about her, because i'm not wasting my fucking time scrolling through all your comments.
..figures that it would take half an hour for the site to post 1 of my comments, if at all, and here YOU come fucking spamming with about 40 in a row…
saying bullshit. We don't really care about kelly clarkson anyway
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OMG touring with blg??!!??!! omg i need to go!
good luck avril!
Re: Mike Litoris –
Yeah, and she will probably release a statement saying..
well I don't even care cos anyone who didn't buy a ticket is a loser.
LOL
That's what she gets for her uber-cocky attitude. I mean, low sales for her is funny enough as it is. But low sales for a tour called "the best damn tour" and bad reactions to the album and songs which she says are "totally her" and her BEST EVER, top of her game.. That's really fucking laughable. How humiliating.
Eeeeewwwww!
She gots zits in her pits!
I suggest we all buy tickets when they are about $10 and send them to her.
Hahaha. A few days before the concert date, put the ticket in an envelope and send it back to her (her management, or wherever it is you write to her)
and when she opens her show there will be about 3 people in the crowd, and when the tour is finished she will come back and find piles of thousands of tickets
Ah well, I can dream.
Of course!! She is the biggest hypocrite ever!! She points out Hilary Duff for having blonde hair and falling into fads or whatever, now look at her, blond hair and all. She sux anyway.
Serves her right, I don't even know why there are people who are soooo crazy over her!! First album, she's like this Tough Tom-Boy Skater girl who wears lotsa pants, Then all of the sudden she is like this little girl with a Tu-Tu ballerina in one of her stupid video Clip. Then now, she wears so much skirt and so fake lady skater girl.. JUST BE YOURSELF AVRIL! AND in Ashton Kucher's Punk - SHE CRIED!!! SO MUCH FOR BEING A TOUGHIE BITCH!!!!!!!!!!! Absolutely Hate Avril With A Passion.
Disgusting piece of trash!
I just bought tickets for her show in Ottawa, for my daughter and I 138.00 $ later I was disapointed in her performance for The AMA's, I want my money back! I better put them up on Ebay.
Ugly bitch! ima piss on youuu
HAHA she sold herself out!
maybe now she can go away for GOOD and take her shitty music with her.
I may buy a ticket just so I can go boo her off stage.
No wonder no ones paying for tickets, not only does her music suck but its even worse live. Girlfriend can't sing without studio help; watching any awards show where she performs is proof. She's no worse than the majority of pop stars however; people like Fergie and Rhianna are just as bad
I love Boys Like Girls however; I'm rather dissapointed that they're stuck touring with her. Worst thing since poor Derek Whibley made the mistake of marrying her
she has a great voice. This Cd was mainly about attracting the "japanesse theme" so i guess she would do good over there and that's about it.
she has a great voice. This Cd was mainly about attracting the "japanesse theme" so i guess she would do good over there and that's about it.
avril sucks. a lot.
Re: Anne –
No maybe she will try rap or something next..
oh I know!!! Reggae!!!
That is what she should try next. Because there are practically no reggae songs or artists out (popular that is) just now.
Her fans will be old enough to start smoking weed, but can Avril bear to get dreadlocks?
Hmm.. she must have a stereotypical reggae image after all. Don't forget your flag of Jamaica!!
Anyway, Gwen was sort of into that back in the day, so you can keep copying her and stealing her ideas and bring them to the mainstream and butcher them!
When Avril first arrived on the scene I didn't care for her music but she was just a kid so I thought she would grow up to make music that was more interesting- boy, am I disappointed!
Please don't accept this hack as a representative of Canadian music. Just like America we are home to a myriad of talented and creative people- unfortunately none of them get promoted in the states so everybody thinks we all listen to Avril, Celine and Shania. And what colour is that she's wearing anyway- metallic crap? Yikes!
OMG,
I want to see BLG!!!! Loves them.
Hate Avril
liar .this is totally false sucker. you say what you want to say, why dont you just write about the truth? SHES AWESOME. face it. damn.
Re: Wow – Couldn't you just say that once douchebag? So Kelly doesn't like arenas so she cancelled a tour? That's retarded. She wouldn't turn down that ticket money, and she also wouldn't alienate the fans who would be shut out in the smaller theatres. Truth is she would lose money on the tour because too few people bought tickets. Common sense!
i would TOTALLY go!
hell not to see her. shes gross. but boys like girls are AMAZING! ima just leave before the douche comes on ^__^
Re: CanUKgirl – Canada gave us Matt Mayes & El Torpedo. That more than makes us for the snotty little bitch.
well the only reason im going is to see boys like girls in concert. other then that I would not go to her concert EVER because shes become such a poser+ she lipsynchs+ who the fuck would pay 60 dollars to hear her lipsynch with crappy seats? its way cheaper to watch her perform on television, plus the cameras are close enough that you can actually see her perform.
Re: Sarah – Re: rei kei – etc
PLEASE do not go just to see the other band.
Honestly. This makes no sense. BLG will tour without her and you can see them then. I think you guys who are saying you're going to see them must secretly like Avril (and will "decide just to" stay to watch her despite what you say on here)
Seriously. If hate/dislike her in any way you would not buy a ticket to HER show.
Even if you leave, no one will take note of that. If thousands of people bought tickets to see the warm up band it will still go on record as AVRIL TICKET SALES and how successful HER TOUR is.
Re: CanUKgirl –
lol brass ?
FYI boys like girls is indeed a huge draw. their current tour is sold out
hmm, well i bought tickets on saturday to see her in London on April 9th. I dont know, but i like her songs and i used to like her until i started reading perez everyday and seeing how much of a bitch she really is. But to be honest im like in love with boys like girls and i like to dance to Avrils music, so i still bought tickets… Im looking forward to it, so hopefully it doesnt get cancelled.
You know Perez has a hard on for her and I say FUCK YOU Perez.
At least she performs live and delivers unlike you favorite idiots like Amy Winehouse. She was live on national TV's Dancing With The Stars and sang fine, not track or tricks. Shes a PRO. Like or leave it, but your HATE is stupid.
The only reason Avril turns up for concerts perfectly is because she is in it for the money and needs to keep all her 12 year old fans and their chaperoning mummies happy! Even if her voice is shitty.
Glad to see you settle for "just fine" but some of us prefer real, non squeaky clean fake ass corporate whores.
Perez would probably sooner have a hard on for a diseased horse than this ugly twisted bitch.
oh oh, do i see Debbie Gibson in the horizon…?? thats what she deserves for putting up this fake shit that she is some hard-core rock star chick, spitting at people, avoiding fans…
ARE THOSE RED SPOTS FLEA BITES OR HERPES???
Re: madmax – Actually, it might seem like common sense, but it's not. Kelly has stated that she has made enough money to last her for the rest of her life and she is so grateful for that - and for that reason she does a LOT of charity work. Her whole deal with NASCAR? She didn't take a paycheck from them. She's doing things with the salvation army, march of dimes, money isn't EVERYTHING to some celebrities!!
So yes, Kelly would miss out on the money because she doesn't need it. At least she can realize that!! Talk about CLASS!
And, no I can't say it once because the point needs to get across to people like PEREZ who trash her when she's one of the most decent celebs out there - and probably the most talented!
She also isn't alienating her fans, because when there is demand, Kelly supplies. She added two NYC shows because the first one sold out, so they eventually all sold out but she added the dates because of it.
Did you know that Kelly went into a mall a few years back at Christmas time and saw the Wish tree that had tons of Wishes for gifts that children in need had wanted? So what did she do? She bought all the gifts on the tree for the kids for Christmas.
I DARE YOU to find some celebrities as decent as she is.
And yes, I know I'm a superfan, but that's how I know all this. I wouldn't be such a fan if it weren't for her amazing class.
I Just wish all these pop Singers/Bands will go away.
I cant stand avril or boys like girls.
Fucking emo's. I want them to die.
hehe i saw avril perform for free in Sydney and even tho it was free they still had trouble getting people into the crowd cuz no one likes her
shes just v 2002
well i knew this was coming ever since she started performing that girlfriend song…a) that is an annoying song, even for her to do and b) its just painful
avril needs to just go off and go do something thats not pop and not dance crap
what happened to REAL music? everyone fails FAILS!!!
Are u gay?
pokaspoakspaoks
You're envious and pathetic..
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Perez, you scared that her petition is actually getting somewhere that yo uhave to suck up to her now?
I met someone at a party that knew someone that grew up in the same town as her…blah blah… anyway, they said this girl was always bitchy and a wannabe, that she was a complete loser that thought she was better than everyone else and that she has pretty much always been hated… I don't know if this is true I'm just repeating what I heard..;..
You *************
Avril is the best but you zero !
FUCK you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"She's going on tour too late"?!? WORST EXCUSE EVER! Justin Timberlake's album came out in September 2006 and he didn't come here until August 2007, and they had to add another show because the other one sold out too quickly. This bitch can't even sell out one, plus her dumb album only sold about half as much as her last one. She needs to take a fucking hint.
too bad Kelly is still touring right now PEREZ. Avril sucks, Kelly rocks
I live in London, Ontario (population 360,000), and Avril's tickets have almost sold out for a 10,000 capacity venue, in approx. 4 days. She is annoying & an egomaniac with a potty mouth, but at least Canada didn't produce a manic depressive, slutty bisexual, cokehead neglectful mother -a la Brit-Brit. My daughter is in grade 4 and can spell better than 90 percent of the people on this blog! Hooked on Phonics anyone?
fuck you perez! you're probably just making that up! what the hell's wrong with you! why can't you just be nice!? leave her alone because she hasnt done anything!
I love avril and she's my role model so back of and leave her alone!
and just that you know i'm voting on her page that is against you.
Maybe if you didn't trash her every chance you got, she would be able to sell tickets. She's not perfect but you don't need to perpetuate the negativity surrounding her. The more popular your site becomes, the more impact you have on things like this.
Avril is no Britney that is for sure. Britney would never have this kind of trouble selling concert tickets.
what happened on punkd….I need details…..someone….make my day….
wtf
Boys Like Girls is opening for Lavigne. Not exactly a huge draw either:
actually, boys like girls is a humungous draw. they are just getting done with their first headlining tour, and most of the shows have been sold out. people are buying tickets for this tour to see boys like girls, since this is apparently their spring tour. no one cares about avril. don't say shit about boys like girls if you clearly know nothing about them. ok thanks.
You're soooo bright Canadian Cutie…you stupid cunt. What the fuck are you reading/posting on this blog then.
The fact remains that LaVigne has left every one of you in the dust financially long ago. Does it make you feel better about yourself somehow to slam this girl?
She was 15 or 16 when she hit fame, and so has had to try to grow up in the public eye. If you had to grow up publicly during that time period, you'd probably still be covering your head years later as your mature self looks back on your not so mature self. Give your heads a shake.
I just skull fucked her right ear.
-Dr. taint
Re: canadian cutie – Good for you. But please remember, most American pop music fans are the bottom of the barrel as far as intelligence goes. They consume and drive parts of the economy, and that is pretty much all they are good for. Avril's music is as bad as the other pop tarts, but I do thank your country for Neil Young.
i love boys like girls so i'm going but i'm leaving before she gets on. and i think it sucks that they have to tour with her. it's very dissapointing to me. avril sucks!
this made my entire week.
maybe she'll be so discouraged that she'll fall off the face of the planet forever…
first of all, she's just a terrible singer/performer
second, she is such a snotty little bitch
lastly, she disses her fans — who the fuck would want to see her anyway?!
I don't really care about Avril.
but Boys Like Girls are fkn amazing.
I'd go just to see them.
I don't really care about Avril.
But Boys Like Girls are amazing.
I'd go just to see them.
Because those boys > Avril.
The end.
maybe if she didn't brag on tv about how drunk she was while recording her album, people would of been impressed with her talent. her head got too big and sher talent too small.
Umm…bring her to Australia - we don't get enough US peeps here!
well well AVERAGE LAVIGNE,, pay backs a bitechh!!!!!!
well well AVERAGE LAVIGNE,, pay backs a bitechh!!!!!!
her eyeshadow looks really pretty
I love Avril. She's the best singer out there today. You all need to stop hating on the best.
Ok everyone lets get the facts straight, she claimed she was punk then took it back, she said all that shit in GQ magazine and then said she never said that at all. But have you watched her getting punkd by Ashton Kutcher. SHE GETS CAUGHT OUT TO BE A LIAR!!!! Watch it I'm serious you'll see how much of a cowardly LIAR she is. I thought it was hilarious. DONT BELIEVE ANYTHING SHE SAYS!!!!!
I hate her stinkin guts but her eye makeup looks fierce
I'd go just to see Boys Like Girls
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The "going on tour too late" thing is bull. Bon Jovi always waits to tour months after the latest album is released and they sell out stadiums. It's not her timing, it's her talent.
FUCK YOU ALL!
AVRIL ROCKS!!!
YOU ALL CAN SUCK MY BIG LEFT NUT!!!
YOU ARE ALL JUST FUCKING JEALOUS!!!
haha. thats what you get for being a paris hilton dumbass wannbe. love her dress and make up though
Re: AvrilsAnAsswipeTwat –
i dont like avril at all (excepts for her clothes and make up) but seriously she is a person. just because she has a few zits doesnt mean you should laugh. i bet your at home reading this with a billion zits on your face so shut up cz its normal.
She is soo hot.
I love her
using others names to post comments is pretty pathetic piggy. She was paid by best buying good money to do the promotion. ur just jealous cause no one wants u but the scum of the earth. she lives in amansion. u live in a shitty dirty apt with ur mom just like chris cocker. loser just like paris .
the only people ANYONE is even buying tickets is because of Boys Like Girls. Unfortunately, my love for Boys Like Girls faded a little when they decided to tour with Avril. Come on, as if they don't already have enough little 12 year old emo fans. They would do better touring alone than with this bitch. saddens me
haha, finally she knw what is karma is all about. i thinks britney is must be very happy coz what goes around come aorund. remind u avril!!!!!
haha…. hopefully people can see u on your ass.
britney's gimme more.
and that, my friends, is what you call karma.
You suck, Perez! Stop fucking the world!!!You´re a stupid bitch!
Avril: You´re the best!!!
YOU ARE STUPID, Motherfucker
FUCK ALL YOU BLOODCLOTS!
STUPID AMERICANS YOU WOULDNT KNOW WAT WAS REALLY GOOD
IF IT SHIT ON YOUR FACE. LEAVE THE GIRL ALONE DONT HATE HER BECUZ SHE IS A SUCCESSFULL CANADIAN! U FUCKING DUMBASS AMERICANS!
Oh My God. You guy's are so retarded. First of all, why do you guys waste your time writeing things like "she's a bitch" and "she's such a douche" when, you guys could be out trying to be half as talented as Avril is, and second Perez, get a life. There is nothing sadder then a person who spends all day following celebrities and putting it on you'r website. Stalker.
perez you are a fat fuckin joke god dam get a real fuckin job man I'm tellin ya and I cant believe that I'm wasteing my time writting on ur stupid site but someone has to say something you're a fucking joke man and the only people…besides me.that write on ur stupid site are proboly lazt ass people who stay at home all day and write on thier computers or in a coffe'e shop so original perez..but seariously bud I know u hear this enough but get a real job and stop bumming of off other people's celebrity..and for fuck sakes at least avril lavigne is famous for something what are you famouse for who have you helped..no one cause ur a fat fuckin lazy slob who needs to get a job……………………and for fuck sakes stop dying ur hair all of those god dam colour you look like a futuristic monkey