Extremes Are Never Good

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Vintage Madonna!

The pop icon went tweezer happy in high school.

She plucked her eyebrows so much….there must be like 3 inches between them!

    Posted: Nov 21, 2007 at 2:57 am / Email this  »

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    1. liz says – reply to this


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      haha what are you trying to say?

    2. RACH says – reply to this


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      But did you see her daughters??? Ahhhh!!!!

    3. BGirl says – reply to this


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      what the Fa that is NOT madonna??

    4. D says – reply to this


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      Maybe Lourdes should do the same?

      First?

    5. Karen says – reply to this


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      First Bitches!

    6. Pascal from Montréal says – reply to this


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      First!!! :)

    7. kt says – reply to this


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      ummm….so, she has all the money in the world……why hasn't her poor hairy daughter been lasered yet?!

    8. pud says – reply to this


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      fantastique!!! lola is a goddess. and so is her mother.

    9. erin says – reply to this


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      first

    10. SHITTY BEEF says – reply to this


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      FUCK SHIT PISS PISSS BALLS RYAN LOVES ROTTON DICK HAM

    11. frist says – reply to this


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      first!

    12. tr says – reply to this


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      first….

    13. Sarahhhh says – reply to this


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      It's too bad she won't do the same for her own child. Better to overpluck, or not pluck at all? At least if you go overboard people don't have visual reference of just what kind of sasquatch you are.

    14. jimmy says – reply to this


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      EEEWWWwwww

    15. d says – reply to this


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      Hmmmmm, I always imagined a vintage Madonna picture as her sucking black cock.

    16. anonymous says – reply to this


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      FIRST BIG BOOTIE HOES!

    17. amy ma says – reply to this


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      numero uno! yo te amo

    18. silly billiy says – reply to this


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      Yikes, I think Madge and Amy Whinehouse have the same dentist.

    19. nikkifromaccrossthepond says – reply to this


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      her daughter needs a bit of attention in that area too but for different reasons!!!

    20. lil ol me says – reply to this


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      first!!!!!!!

    21. j says – reply to this


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      yay

    22. shannon says – reply to this


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      She looks so adorable!

    23. Cristina says – reply to this


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      HOLY SHIT FIRST!!!!

    24. UR mom says – reply to this


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      FIRST!!!

    25. vallejoo 707 says – reply to this


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      hahah her daughters is WORSE

    26. Melissa says – reply to this


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      Wow, quite unlike her daughter, huh? ; )
      (Her daughter is the splitting image of her though. And still pretty, despite the unibrow!)

    27. pnasty says – reply to this


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      wow…first?

    28. Well says – reply to this


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      Oh god. I hate when that happens.

    29. funky munky says – reply to this


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      She looks more jewish there than she does now. She should go back to that look and make here kabbalah buddies happies. She looks like to much of a rich gentile now!!

    30. Drew says – reply to this


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      Too bad she can't teach her daughter to do the same. Even if she is only 11, there's no excuse for that caterpiller.

    31. Dee says – reply to this


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      it seems she used the gap between her teeth as a guide to tweezing her brows. just saying.

    32. Jacqueline says – reply to this


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      i feel bad for lourdes
      i understand shes a normal 11 year old and thats great but come on now her hair is thicker and longer than usual, i mean that has to be hard on her a little… she probably has great eyelashes and hair but her mom shouldn't do that to her….i bet huge money if she got her facial hair waxed she would be stunning…..really stunning…people don't realize how important shit like eyebrows are….sooooo important…should be done perfect and not fake penciled or too thin or too thick they should be perfecttttt cause it just makes a huge difference..

    33. buster says – reply to this


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      if they were anything like her daughters, do u blame her?

    34. OH NO U DIDN!! says – reply to this


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      oh no you didnt! fuck with madonna and her 11 year old daughter!!! your going down motha fagger!

    35. Miss Hollywood says – reply to this


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      Lourdes might go overboard if she isn't taught the right way. It happened to me. I had some thick eyebrows and I went crazy with the tweezers. Now, I pencil them in because they wont grow back right and I regret it. I was so embarrassed to have thick brows that when I did something about it, I went to extremes. She has the latin in her and they tend to have more hair but, you'd think her mom would be on top of getting it removed. Notice how she has her moms teeth?

    36. costamesaboy says – reply to this


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      I have a little dick.

    37. MADONNAROCKSMYUNDIES says – reply to this


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      she actually looks pretty there
      her eyes look beautiful.

    38. dunit says – reply to this


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      hahah!! that's fuckin funny

    39. bitch patrol says – reply to this


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      Has anyone noticed that there is not a single post in which English is used in its correct form in this thread? Shouldn't people be more concerned by this than Madonna's daughter's eyebrows? The girl is 11. The fact that Madonna actually allows her children the benefit of a childhood should surely be cause for praise and admiration, but the trash that responds to Perez Hilton's pillaging of Madonna forums is probably too busy thinking of how many reconstituted chicken tenders they can fit in every orifice by midnight while they contemplate marie Osmond's "natural" beauty and how she might next exploit a family member for her public profile's gain. Get some perspective you morons.

    40. garth nylus says – reply to this


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      thats one nasty ho!

    41. jd says – reply to this


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      WHO CARES WHAT SHE DID IN HIGH SCHOOL…..BIZZZNOTCH IS WORTH HOW MUCH TODAY????….IF I COULD GO BACK IN TIME N WALK ASS BACKWARDS, DINGLEBERRIES N ALL ,N B WORTH WHAT SHE IS TODAY THEN WE WOULD NOT B HAVING THIS CONVERSATION RITE NOW….LORD HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!1

    42. remember says – reply to this


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      remember popa don't preach and like a vergin? Go back to those videos she is all natural just every bit as hairy as her daughter. It took awhile for her to get it right to thin way to think not just right. I think she is letting her daughter be a kid she is to young for a boy friend and her mom is the pop queen of the world like some one is going to tease her NO WAY! execpt some on here. she isn't normal she has everything at her finguer tips. I think it is great madonna isn't raising her kids to be so vain. People who think she lives a double standered by being over protective while is always on the cutting edge. I say this if she can keep her kids from away from it since she IS their mother then it is hell of a lot easyer to keep your kids from the adult matter that she does sometimes.

    43. JD says – reply to this


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      42 N 43…….YESSSSSSSSSSSSS SCORRREEEEEEEEE

    44. JD says – reply to this


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      OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKK……….43 N 44 NEVERMIND WTF U PEOPLE DOIN AWAKE?!?!?!?!

    45. Teigan says – reply to this


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      Madonna is the most fantastic musical artist of our time!

    46. jay says – reply to this


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      madonna and lourdes are both beautiful. let the kid be a kid. you people are cold.

    47. Pinche Cagon says – reply to this


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      Re: bitch patrol – I'm first! So, what I'm hearing from you, is that you want me to stick a chicken tender into your snapper? I get to do that, cause I'm first! …….But, I think I'll pass. But: I'm first! I'm first you little tramp, you little cum guzzler. I'm first!

    48. aneurysm says – reply to this


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      ha ha. you can tell madonna was born a skank by this pic. also, she has had quite a bit of facial plastic surgery. funnay.

    49. cioco says – reply to this


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      It looks like her right eyebrow has been moved over some.
      & possibly the left as well.

    50. ..................... says – reply to this


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      Re: bitch patrol – I think the reason they can't write properly is DUE to the fact they are so concerned over things like a random child's eyebrows.

    51. hire a photgrapher Perez says – reply to this


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      So what???

    52. emjizzle says – reply to this


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      haha maybe she should let her kid pluck… find me her address ill send her a tweezerman tweezer for chrismaka :) ps- all you fucks that have time to say FIRST are retards… you arent ever going to be first… P-NASTY IS ALWAYYYSSS FIRST!!!!!!!!!!! BITCHES

    53. s says – reply to this


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      she was pretty!

    54. MGS says – reply to this


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      What the hell is with the sudden obsession with Madonna and her kids facial hair??? Slow ass news day, I guess.

    55. kristen says – reply to this


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      hahaha. if you saw her daughter's, its kinda scary!

    56. mattphat23 says – reply to this


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      yeah, and what pisses me off is that she probably doesn't allow her daughter to pluck hers…and shit….Lourdes REALLY needs to start pluckin'…she's becoming the next Frida Kahlo!

    57. Pinche Cagon says – reply to this


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      Re: bitch patrol – Hey! Where are you? The chicken tenders are ready; they just came out of the oven. I've dipped them in KY. I am willing to shove these in your snapper! But you better hurry! Oh, also…..First! First! First!

    58. MANDONNA says – reply to this


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      Once a cunt always a cunt.

      She be the Man!

    59. DuB says – reply to this


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      oOoO perez your so fat

    60. Melissa says – reply to this


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      HAHAHA you posted this because of her daughter's gorilla hair and it had you thinking.

    61. Anna says – reply to this


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      Did you see the 3 some picture in her sex book of her with a black man and woman?

    62. stijn says – reply to this


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      in this picture Madonna is 17, why should lola do her eyebrows, she's only 11!!!

    63. PEREZISDOUCHE says – reply to this


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      shut up! perez you are a douche.. don't forget that!

    64. kayleeq says – reply to this


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      You MUST know this is Photoshop, Perez… don't you? Look at the gray "smudge" between the brows. So fake!

    65. Jill says – reply to this


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      Her daugheter could use a little tweezing. That poor baby has a HUGE unibrow!

    66. M says – reply to this


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      She looks fab! Such a good yearbook picture. Mine are WAY more humiliating. Perez yours probably are too. Madonna was super photogenic even back then. LEAVE LOURDES ALONE. 11 people. 11. Thank God Madonna sheilds her daughter from opinions of people who have the audacity to publically criticize a child. Love Vintage Madonna and Modern Madge all the same.

    67. Jodie Loves Coochie says – reply to this


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      I thought this segment was about Madonna! So who's the Ugly Bitch with the Gnarly Teeth in the photo?

    68. Marpessa says – reply to this


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      Oooo, Madonna was looking RIPE!!! She a RIPE dyke here…. GURRRRL!!

    69. WWW says – reply to this


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      she was pretty

    70. James says – reply to this


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      She is soooooooooo fuckin' UGLY!!!!

    71. Dutchie says – reply to this


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      Madonna is all about extremes, otherwise she would be like all the other American Bimbo pop tarts. When you do it, do it well. She's come along way…..

    72. kenna says – reply to this


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      her face is perfect symmetry. shes got the same amt of space between her eyebrows and her teeth!

    73. Hyde says – reply to this


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      Picking on a child is DISGUSTING, Perez. Come on. I looked at some other pics of Lourdes, and while I'm not going to dig up your original "gem", I suspect a lot of photoshopping on it.

    74. lucairns says – reply to this


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      Re: costamesaboy – poor you, sweetheart. so?

    75. CS says – reply to this


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      CUTE

    76. lola says – reply to this


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      love her

    77. :) says – reply to this


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      :)
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    78. manu says – reply to this


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      MADONNA is the Queen

    79. nillom says – reply to this


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      ugly before ugly after

    80. 894 says – reply to this


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      Re: manu
      queen of your ass

    81. milh says – reply to this


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      i see a nose job she was really unattractive

    82. theJuanstar says – reply to this


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      Madge is 17 in this pic.
      Lourdes is 11!

    83. fr says – reply to this


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      Love her.

    84. mtg says – reply to this


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      Madonna is an EVIL cunt for not allowing her daughter to pluck her eyebrows! God, even my mom, who's as conservative as they come, allowed me to pluck my eyebrows and shave my legs at 14! I even was allowed to wear make-up, and I didn't turn out to be a skanky whore like Lindsay Lohan.

    85. No Trust Fund says – reply to this


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      There isn't a trust fund large enough that would keep me from not running away if I was Madonna's child. She is such as controlling bitch, I would have slit my wrists or hung myself by age 6 or 7. I bet she makes her kids exercise 8 hours a day. I hate Madonna. Always have too. I think she is a phony of the worst kind, and is as selfish as they come.

    86. love says – reply to this


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      LIKE ALL YOU IDIOTS KNOW WHAT MADONNA IS LIKE AS A MOTHER. ALL THIS HATRED AND JEALOUS CRAP IS HILARIOUS!!!! YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THE WOMAN PERSONALLY, HOW HER KIDS ARE BROUGHT UP, WHAT IT'S LIKE IN THEIR FAMILY HOME ETC….

      GET A LIFE YOU IGNORANT IDIOTS!

    87. Aurora London says – reply to this


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      Lourdes is still a child, so I really don't see why she should pluck or wear make-up or high heels!! These are really stupid comments of yours, pointless and cruel.

    88. jenni says – reply to this


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      Re: Miss Hollywood – i agree complete;y! same thig happened to me, i hade rle thick eyebrows n plucked them till they wer non existent haha

    89. heyyall says – reply to this


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      As much as I dislike Madonna, please keep in mind that she didn't have a mother to help her with this girly stuff, ans probably had to figure it out on her own.

    90. neg says – reply to this


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      That looks like my high school pic

      Props to Persians!

    91. Erica H says – reply to this


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      yeah this explains so much…

    92. Gaddon says – reply to this


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      Anyone else notice that Madonna has pale blue eyes? Yet her daughter has brown eyes, and her son has dark grey with a tint of brown eyes like his father. Another example that eye color can be pretty random, except in inbreds.

      Anyone also notice that Britney Spears looks so much like Perez Hilton, minus the eyes? I think Perez should rename himself to Perez Spears. Seriously they could be brother and sister.

    93. jenny says – reply to this


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      madonna = goddess, lourdes = baby goddess

      C'mon Perez. You were picked on too. Is this your sad little way of "giving back"? It's always so sad when the bullied never get over their past. Poor PP :(

    94. Marc says – reply to this


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      Her eyebrows have been photoshopped to look like that, a crappy photoshop job too…someone has too much time on their hands ;)

    95. Michael says – reply to this


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      Seriously!!
      You guys are basically picking on a kid.
      And Perez…we all know you are doing these posts to make fun of a child…why such a bully?

    96. Kev says – reply to this


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      Rather that than like her daughter!!!!

    97. ◄ΦΦkrazihottkelliΦΦbitchygrlΦ↓ says – reply to this


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      Her & Unfitney muzt B couzinz..that ugly zpace b=tween

      their eyez makez them look like the girl from"TheHillzHaveEyez◘"

      What an uglybitch, zhe hazn't changed..ztill ugly as hell excecpt

      now zhez the Cryptkeeper..I feel zorry 4 her kidz,(NO TV) what a

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    98. bub says – reply to this


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      Hmm, can't believe nobody has commented on M's teeth!!!! Thin and long and millions of them!!! And where are her gums? No gums there. Long thin gumless teeth. My compliments to the dentist who has done the amazing corrective work!

    99. Low says – reply to this


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      What's with Perez's obsession with the Madonna family eyebrows? Now, going after a vintage Madonna pic.

      Not nice to piss off the queen … that is the real queen of media.

    100. magita says – reply to this


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      she looks like that chick that works with Heidi on the Hills

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