Extremes Are Never Good
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Vintage Madonna!
The pop icon went tweezer happy in high school.
She plucked her eyebrows so much….there must be like 3 inches between them!
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I love your double standards. First, let me say that you are ugly as
hell, and you know it. Second, Beth Ditto is supposedly your "best friend", and yet you continually knock people for their looks, and display your unbridled superficiality, so every time you call someone ugly, or attack Chloe Kardasian, you are in fact attacking your fat and unattractive "friends" and when they read your blog they feel it. I wonder if you sit in the Paper magazine offices and read people for being fat and or ugly in front of Kim and Mickey.
It's funny how sometimes the fattest and ugliest people are in the judgement seat re: looks, and perpetuate some of the worst of society's standards, while trying to get their unattractive and ugly selves in front of everyone on tv and the web.
And they always have a Beth Ditto in their corner, so they can pretend to not be superficial monsters, when in fact, they are the ringleaders.
And we all knew yesterday when you wrote the item about the unibrow vs. the mole that you were compulsively attacking Lourdes, and then you slept on it and just couldn't resist full out attacking her, but still did it in a cowardly way.
Her daughter is half SPIC so of course she is a hairy ugly monkey since that's what happens when you breed kids with an ape man!
ps…all I have to say is that Samantha Ronson and Britney are NOTHING compared to Madonna. Let this trickle of bullshit grow, and make a wrong move with her, and she will shut your shit down. Not sure if you want to proceed with this line of attack, because once you get on Madonna's radar, and she brings her lawyers in, you will be toast once and for all. Madonna does not play, but Perez does.
It's like you are making a sorry plea for help…you just cannot hide your own misogyny and compulsive shallowness. YOU need help, Perez…hope you get it one day. But as long as your enablers, which I guess I am as well, come to this site and read, it will probaly never happen…
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just saying
Re: bilbo –
Stop fucking crying bitch. If you don't like it here, LEAVE. What a
crybaby asshole, you are.
one other thing…You are skating on thin ice here. The one thing that M does NOT tolerate is attacks on her children. Maybe you can take the item down? I would if I were you. And we all know how powerful she is in this entertainment biz. She will find a way to track you down and it won't need to be in the papers. No one will ever know, but Madonna will make a call and shut down something you are waiting for…like a VH1 deal or something. Yes, I do believe you went to far today.
Her daughter is so pretty, and plus she's too young to be getting her eyebrows done in the first place. Who cares if she has a unibrow..and if you do then your a pedaphile..lol. But madonna looks the same as she always does.
that is not Madonna. I just sent Perez her official yearbook pics from Rochester Adams…one of the perks of being from MI.
Re: bilbo –
Who the fuck are you, Madonna? Shut your fucking mouth. Stop writing books. No one wants to read that long shit. Go away.
Re: bilbo –
OMG, are you still here. You love this site, don't you? Can't stay away. I'll bet you refresh it 100 times a day. Leave, if Perez was
worried asshole, he wouldn't have put it up in the first place. Damn, Madonna was the ugliest thing on the face of the Earth, I'm glad she moved to England, thank God.
she needs to get Lola's teeth straightened and laser that face. She's prettier than her mother. Maybe Madonna doesn't want her to show her gorgeousness yet.
tammy, I apologize if my comment offends you in any way. if you ever see my name again on this site, tend to avoid it, because we perhaps are not sypmatico I'm afraid. However, I am sure you are very nice, and I hope you have a great day.
Re: DuB –
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slow at the p nasty office today???
Lourdes is 11! You guys need to back off the poor girl. How would you feel at 11 years old if someone was criticizing you like that? As a mother, I know that if someone was talking terribly about one of my children, It'd hurt me so terribly, because as a mother you want to do everything in your power to protect them. Leave her alone. When you're old enough, you'll understand.
She has a ugly spic daughter with a hairy spic face and rotten spic teeth.
oops, I guess I hit a nerve. not bad for a hobbit…
It is quite common for the American woman to have deep-rooted hatred for their daughters when the little spring chicklings are prettier than they are, as we can well see by the young picture of the ugly duckling who became a legendary beauty for a time but has once again reverted toward a ghastly appearance and in some circles is even referred to as MAN-donna. The child should be removed from the home immediately and be reared by the superior and infinitely more emotionally balanced…Angelina Jolie, who will soon be disposing of the manchild Brad Pitt in favor of her Bodyguard, whose career is on the upswing. If only Ms. Whitney Houston would have furthered her treatment under the care of this clinic & had Herr Kevin Costner to return to each nite. Now I must bid you all Gesundheit! Ahaahaaha. Laughter is a tonic at our little clinic in the Alps.
Once again you have proven yourself to be a desperate douche. Digging up ancient pics of Madonna? That's all you can come up with today? Give me a break!
That's one of the classmates.com girls!
It is really easy with the internet to sit here and type nasty comments aobut imperfections of little girls. But it sure does not show a sense of strong character to do so.
Wow and I thought she always looked like a whore, that explains her kids looking so normal!
Re: bitch patrol – Right on. My I.Q. took a major hit back when I was hitting this site daily.
Rochester Adams High School BABY! That's where we went!
Re: Miss Hollywood – Girl I feel your pain. I have half a right eyebrow. I have to draw mine in too.
We all get it. her daughter has big eyebrows and lipfuzz. The girl has dark hair and she is ONLY !!. I think it is great that shge is still alittle kid. It is absolutely terrible to pick on a little kid. She is just being a little girl. It is dispicaple (sp?) to even say anything. C'mon she is a kid. You are an ass.
her puerto rican daughter looks like an island monkey!
Re: Tammy – I couldn't agree with you more. This Bilbo has some issues. Having to lick his mother's crab infested snatch has affected Bilbo deeply. Bilbo has crabs in the eyes.
People who make fun of other people online are badass and should be proud of themselves!!!!! They're all probably really good looking too. end sarcasm.
ROCHESTER ADAMS HIGH IN ROCHESTER HILLS, MICHIGAN..REPRESENT!
ROCHESTER ADAMS HIGH IN ROCHESTER HILLS, MICHIGAN..REPRESENT!
Oh my gosh - she is sooooo cute!!!!
WILL YOU PLEASE POST THE INTERVIEW YOU DID WITH THE JONAS BROTHERS ON HERE!!!!
My best freind was raped by a Puerto Rican man, she got pregnant and when the little brown thing was born it was so hairy and ugly the nurses gave it a banana instead of a bottle and my friend sold it to the Bronx Zoo. It is still there and makes chimp sounds in spanish.
WHAT IS THIS 101 MADONNA BLOG????
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO PUT UP NEXT, PICS OF GHOST CHILD IN THE FRAME OF 3 MEN AND A LITTLE LADY?
PEZIE!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHITE TRASH
Re: Hey –
these are not PEOPLE we are making fun of . these are products on the marketplace.
Those of us that express our disgust with them are simply reacting to the glorification of them as they are mostly media whores and only marginally talented.
#147 LOL
geez perez, you are sick.
really, find something else to talk about already.
Madonna looks beautiful. I Love her and as for her daughter; People please educate yourself and take some college courses. Lourdes is half italian and spainish. I am sure Madonna wants her to be familiar of culture and ancestral roots from family orgins. Grow up people….
Don't you know that is the trade mark on a unibrow child. By the time their parents let them use tweezers they want to completely erase the memory that their brows were once even remotely connected. The further apart the brows get plucked the worse the unibrow was.
she was and is gorgeous
Leave poor Lourdes alone. It's good that her parents aren't making her looks the most important think
SHE PROBABLY HAD THE UNIBROW LIKE DAUGHTER LOURDES SO SHE REMOVED IT LIKE TOO MUCH LOL
SHE SHOULD TAKE HER DAUGHTER TO GET HERS WAXED IT IS SOO BAD
this bitch is ugly. urghhhhhh
LOURDES IS NOT! A NORMAL KID SHE HAS A BLACK AMEX CARD AND OTHER CRED CARDS PALEAZZ SHE IS A SPOILED CHILD SO WHAT HER MOM EXCISE ME MUM SHE NOW HAS A FAKE BRITISH ACCENT AN A BAD ONE AT THAT IS A STRICT DISCIPLINARY LOL WHAT A CROCK SHE JUST GROOMING HER TO TAKE OVER HER EMPIRE WHEN SHE DIES MADONNA HAS COME A LONG WAY FROM EATING OUT OF NYC DUMPSTERS AND LAUGHING ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK
Perez, your obsession with this superficial stuff is giving fags a bad name.
Sorry 153, Spaniards are European, Madonna's spawn is a little Spic she had with her spic boyfriend(ewwww!!!), so the daughter is an ugly, little hairy grease stain spic just like her poppi!
looks like a young bill clinton
OK… THERE ARE SOME ASSHOLES ON HERE…. you KNOW who you are. First, to make fun of a child, but then, to make RACIST comments about her. You are a TOTAL FUCKTARD!! It's 2007 ASSMUNCH, who cares if she's white, black, cuban, asian. No need to be a RACIST PIG. What a twat!!
PEREZ… CAN'T YOU MONITOR THESE RACISTS BITCHES??
Wow she looked might Italiano there. And wtf Madonna was in her late teens here wheras her daughter is only 11. Lola isnt trying to impress anyone and if she did don't you think she would do something? She is a kid let her enjoy it instead of being catty little bitches
maybe that's why lourdes has her unibrow..she doesn't want to look like that trash
God, Perez, you're such a fag. Lola looks great with the bushy-ass brows. She is 11 - let her be a kid for a little while longer. Also, Madons looks great here -she is such a scraggle-whore now. Whatever, Hung Up was hott shitt.
oh it's Madonna alright! But I'm not sure that Perez didn't "help" a little in the photoshop/plucking dept. The yearbook picture I'm used to seeing is on lelands.com … if you google Madonna Ciccone High School Yearbook, click on the link to lelands.com (should be the first site listed on google after the search) you'll see the picture. That's the photo they used on the VH1 Behind the Music.
SHE IS SO UGLY, GOOD SHE GOT SOME MONEY TO SORTED HER OUT.
Jack,
Of course everyone has four yearbook photos, however, that is NOT one of Madonna's. I went to Rochester Adams and was Editor of the yearbook…her pics were notorious in our school, particularly her cheerleading photos
a gay person talking shit on madonna? i don't believe my eyes.
Re: Lezbo says… – loudes father is not hairy, the most hairy people in the world are white people from the ice age if not you just look at santa claus. Also for your information madonna is a latina european decendent not an anglosaxon decendent or north european decendent, her father was an italian-american and her mother french-canadian so there, that's why she isn't boring or thick like the anglos decendent barbies wanna be.
Re: The Truth – hahahahaha here here i love the truth and complitley makes sense. madonna just wants to make her daughter a saint virgin to get her marry to a prince.
Re: rachel – She not half puerto rican,she's half cuban you fucking idiot,get it right the next time
Her teeth look photoshopped as well.
#166 ARE YOU FREAKIN CRAZY?? I'M ITALIAN-IRISH, AND WE ARE NOT, I REPEAT, NOT HISPANIC, OR LATIN OR WHATEVER THE HELL YOU PEOPLE ARE CALLING YOURSELVES THESE DAYS, SO LEAVE US OUT OF IT!!! YOU PEOPLE ARE CONSTANTLY TRYING TO CLAIM EUROPEANS AS YOUR OWN BUT WE WANT NO PART OF YOU!!!
CALL A LANDSCAPER!!!! PLEASE!!!!!! THOSE BUSHES ARE GETTING OVER GROWN!!!!
Beautiful then, beautiful now.
Nasty teeth too! Looks like spikes
Re: wHAT ON EARTH??? – calm down dear, lol i said latin europeans decendent wich still white people as are also europeans ! Now, educated people will know it doen't mean latin american and latin europeans are the same people because the americans decided to invent the latin culture as race in america.
Re: wHAT ON EARTH??? – and i'm not hispanic or latin american. I'm spanish from spain and we know we are latins not anglos just like the italians, french and portuguese. so is not wrong to call madonna a latina european decendent herself but she is basicly an american anyways.
Re: si si – What the fuck are you saying? Try some punctuation. Spaniards are latin and white. Portuguese are Latin and white. And for that matter. Latinos are also caucasion. It's more than just skin tone that makes a race….Fool. White and hispanic is not interacial dating. A different ethnicity, but white just the same. Hispanic and black or white and black is interacial dating. Get a clue. Hispanics are just as caucasion as you are, just not the pasty pink colored kind.
Re: si si – What the fuck are you saying? Try some punctuation. Spaniards are latin and white. Portuguese are Latin and white. And for that matter. Latinos are also caucasion. It's more than just skin tone that makes a race….Fool. White and hispanic is not interacial dating. A different ethnicity, but white just the same. Hispanic and black or white and black is interacial dating. Get a clue. Hispanics are just as caucasion as you are, just not the pasty pink colored kind.
Re: si si – What the fuck are you saying? Try some punctuation. Spaniards are latin and white. Portuguese are Latin and white. And for that matter. Latinos are also caucasion. It's more than just skin tone that makes a race….Fool. White and hispanic is not interacial dating. A different ethnicity, but white just the same. Hispanic and black or white and black is interacial dating. Get a clue. Hispanics are just as caucasion as you are, just not the pasty pink colored kind.
#178 YOU ARE NOT WHITE AND YOU NEVER WILL BE WE WILL NOT HAVE YOU BROWN HAIRY APES IN OUR CLUB NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU BEG. I SEE HISPANICS ALL THE TIME AROUND HERE AND THEY ALL LOOK LIKE MESTIZOS! AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THE PUERTO RICANS AND DOMINICANS!!! HISPANICS FOR THE MOST PART ARE A MONGREL RACE AND ANY WHITE PERSON WHO DATES THEM IS A RACE TRAITOR AND IS DOING INTERRACIAL SEX! I KNOW HOW YOU LONG TO BE LIKE US AND I DON'T BLAME YOU BECAUSE I WOULDN'T WANT TO BE HISPANIC EITHER, BUT SORRY, YOU DON'T QUALIFY, SO JUST BE GRATEFUL TO BE THE APE THAT YOU ARE!!
Re: Educated my ASS – hispanics from latin america aren't white as most of them are mix with indian or black african. Why some people try to minimaise the indian american decendent, are they ashame? you can't say latin america and latin europeans are the same people. Their culture is different their history is different just they are related cousins but they still different to the european latin culture and ethnicity. i still no sure if we are talking the same thing though.
Re: KLANSMAN SAYS… – hey klansman! i saw a lot of white pinky hairy apes too you know? hahaha you are funny mother fucker! lol
she was cute!
Sigh. Hispanics hate themselves and want to be white so bad it's sad. Don't they (178) realize how embarrassing they are to themselves.
I live in New York and I have many Hispanic friends who do not think and would never in a million years call themselves white , nor caucasion. So don't judge them all by what one or two say.
Re: well said –
well you know this can be true madonna always considered herself as the queen so she maybe wants her daughter to marry a prince so she will be a REAL queen
I guess Madonna (Ma-whora) didn't fix her teeth since high school. lol
Madonna never been beautiful.
Mebbeh she should tweeze that "little" gurl a bit too. She needs at least 3 inches off.
I BET PEREZ HILTON WAS ONE OF THOSE KIDS WHO WERE OVER WEIGHT, ALWAYS BEEN PICK LAST IN GYM,INVISIBLE, EAT SNORT, BIG FAT LOSER, NEVER WENT TO PROM, NEVER BEEN FUCK AND HAD NO SPECIAL TALENT AT ALL TYPE OF KID IN HIGH SCHOOL. I BET HE DIDNT HAVE FRIENDS, EAT HIS LUNCH IN THE TOILET AND THINKING BY OPENING THIS WEBSITE PEOPLE WILL WANT TO BE HIS "FRIENDS". PEREZ HILTON IS SUCH A LOSER AND HE IS FUCKING UGLY. IF IT WASNT FOR THIS SUPERFICIAL WEBSITE..I DONT THINK CELEBRITIES WOULD EVEN CONSIDER TO BE NICE TO HIM AT ALL. U LOOK SO INSECURE IN ALL YOUR PHOTOSHOOT AND YOUR PERSONALITY SUCKS. DONT GET ME STARTED WITH HIS UGLY RETARD HAIR. SHEESHH~~
Madonna may be rich and famous but she still has low self-esteem, because only white women with low standards and low self-esteem would ever date a puerto rican spic, much less, reproduce with them.
Re: perez the loser – Your point? The high school quarterback probably tends to his lawn, while the prom queen tints his hair.
How hypocritical if she won't let her daugher tweeze/wax her obviously inherited unibrow when she clearly went tweezy-happy on her own. She should know firsthand how that would make a girl feel self-conscious. Where's the sympathy??
at least she dont have a caterpillar on her fourhead like her daughter. madge wax them b4 she cant see.
at least she dont have a caterpillar on her fourhead like her daughter. madge wax them b4 she cant see.
oh my
EWWWW
I hate her fucking teeth. Hideous. Like she's been cracking acorns open with those shards!
Sort of looks like Nelly Furtado.
Well, now we know why she wont pluck Lourdes'!
LOVE THOSE WHORE EYEBROWS!!!!
i love how perez is hinting that lola is the exact opposite, yet being careful not to let a peep out, u are indeed a clever one perez.
All negative comments about Hispanics are ignorant. They are probably being posted by fat white people that have nothing better to do than to sit in front of a computer and stuff their fat asses with fast food in their newly decorated from walmart trailer.
This photo looks like it was taken when she was a cheerleader, before she got to thinking she was too good for her classmates. Then that gay ballet teacher convinced her she was some kind of intellectual…
But it is odd that she made sure to get press coverage for "treating" her daughter to a spa for her birthday, yet does not fix her unwanted-hair problem.?.?
#201, At least we have a trailer to live in you fugly, stupid wetback poverty stricken fruit picker! You probably live in a barn with your thousands of relatives and donkeys.
Madonna went a little crazy with the tweezers when she was a teen. So what?! How is this 'news' or interesting in any way?
That woman has had MAJOR work done!
I thought it was Leonardo Di Caprio in a wig,,well, they're both lesbians so an easy mistake to make.
I can't believe that Madonna was cute at one time. Lordes is adorable. Why should she tweeze? She look cute just the way she is. Why can't a woman have facial hair?
Maybe that hairy daughter of hers could try it… She has the creepiest she-man unibrows and a mustache as visible as a sequoia…