Guess The Celebretard
Filed under: Guess The CelebrityWho said the following????
"i thought all perez' readers were only interested in who gobbles hollywood knob, or starves off their tits, or which mother pimped teens are selling vile disco "music" to snort crack by. …perez is actually getting sophisticated people to pay attention to his rants…who knew? I am happy that another very (very) fat person can get the attention of young readers these days!!! You go, P.!!"
Oh, stop buttering us up!
CLICK HERE to find out who said that.
It's Roseanne, in her latest MySpace bulletin post.
She adds:
"i am grateful to perez hilton for sending more traffic my way. Many people who go to his site are actually politically savvy, and come to roseanneworld.com or myspace and agree with my politics.
i was shocked and happy to see that! "
she's disgusting
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crazysexybitchy.com
she's a dick, love you perez!
I knew it!!!
She's wacked. Who cares.
FIRST BITCHESSSSSS
whoa
someone please let het shut up!!
ggasdfsd
la premiere… aka FIRST sluts!
Roseanne had something NICE to say about you? Wow.
Have to say she was Brazilliant with Rosie at the NY Comedy Festival. LMAO
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Learn how to take a compliment..now you two get along. You're both good people.
Roseanne is such a fucktard!!
first bitches =)
WHAT A WHORE, SUCK IT BITCH!
estupid
she makes me sick.
she thinks you're dumb perez lol
Yea Rosie - Anyone who is smart, adores her insight and concepts.
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i heart you!
oh what a dumb bitch
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gimme a break. i need attention, thanks so much perez. washed up…..
i knew that was who it was…
shes weird…
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what!!!! Moi…..first. Haahaaahaaahaa!
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go perez love you!
fugggllly bitch.
Oh Roseanne, don't delude yourself. You are kind of obsolete these days, and no matter what the voices in your head may tell you, no one else agrees with your "politics." Unless, of course, they are as mental as you are.
cheeky bitch
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Roseanne is awesome! ;D
Does Perez secretly love her? He never posts anything that's actually bad about her.
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I love Roseanne! and im first you ole' slut cunts!
HOW GAY!!!
She's fatter than you.. that, and she's completely nuts.. oh well
shes has a point…..lol
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She's calling you fat yeah remember when she had her show, she was waaay bigger than you. Sorry I just can't take her seriously I mean she married Tom Arnold for god's sake.
FIRST ONE BITCHES!! FIRST TIME!! BE JEALOUS!
I like roseanne. Even more now that she is sooooo using your dumb ass.
That's alright.
oui…!
Roseanne sucks! Just because people don't agree with her does not mean they dont know about politics. She needs to get something productive to do with her time and keep her opinions to herself.
dude what is your problem with roseanne anyways? I don't get it. I think she's pretty rad, and her politics are right on!!
does rosie posie ever leave comments on here about herself???/
A lot of Roseanne's humour grows in sophistication as she grows older.
Her latest stuff is funny beyond the pale. Love, love, love her slant on things.
I still use her 'homing device in my uterus' line when my family members expect me to somehow know where all their missing items are in the house. I want her to put together an hour of routine every six months and release it independently as a special aka Barbra Walters, because no one sees life like Roseanne.
I wonder what her sister Jackie thinks about you…
She's such an ass!!! Keep doing what you're doing Perez!!! I love the shit out of you!!!
Fuck you roseanne!
she's being facetious, silly.
I love her.
Re: shegirl – Yeah… Anyone who is smart will NOT use a comma where it doesn't belong… Lame-o.
we should expect that it would be her.but WHO CARES ABOUT THIS BITCH?and why is she calling P-nasty "very,very fat"?does she consider herself thin?
okay…first off, perez is not VERY VERY fat. roseanne is a washed up, crazy whore. love you, p!
Perez, I have a double Masters degree from Princeton and I love your site! Tons of smart people read you. You're fabulous!
She should slap on another hormone patch and SHUT THE FUCK UP.
fuck that fat bitch! she needs to get lipo!
Roseanne, you're a whore. You shouldn't even be allowed to remain an American citizen, much less talk politics, after that disrespectful horse shit you pulled while "singing" the national anthem!
Pig Woman
She should be taken outside and shot, she is a trader to this country
Many of us do not agree with with everything going on , with the Gov, but it's like a family, and you dont drag your family's name through the mud
But Roseanne & Rosie are both PIGS and love rolling around in mud
Roseanne's right!! Not all of Perez's readers are shallow morons (some clearly are, however). Some of us come for a dose of distraction from the ugliness in the world, which we care deeply about! You're right, Roseanne, Bush is a f#cking war criminal!
That is the funniest thing I have read in a long time!
Why in the hell does this loser NOBODY think people actually give a flying fuck about what she has to say about anything? Bitch please until you do something good for our country shut your fat pig mouth and get a job…. nobody cares about you!!!
you know…. I USED to like this fat cunt up untill TODAY. with what she said about ms.clinten and now THIS rant?
I DON'T KNOW WHATS GOING TO EXPLODE FIRST… HER PANTS.. OR HER HEART!!!!!
I hadn't ever really seen Roseanne's blog, I had "pidgeonholed her" like so many other vapid Hollywood types. "ME ME ME". I now direct her to her website, Roseanneworld.com and I had read the part of her blog on Isreal and her experiences.
Roseanne, I have never read anything as intelligent, humble, enlightening and BEAUTIFUL as you have written in that part of your blog! I am AMAZED!
God bless you for that.
She's actually not a celebutard, she's an actual celebrity, perez.
She was ranked #176 in the Top Pop Cultural Icons Of All Time a few years back. This year, she was ranked #11 in the Top Television Icons Of All Time by TV Land and Entertainment Weekly. She is a bonafide celebrity.
Like, she ranks #5 of all the women that have ever been on television, after Oprah, Lucy, Mary Tyler Moore, and Carol Burnett. And there's a reason for it.
Do not diss on her. Her achievements are spectacular.
JEALOUSY IS NOT A CRIME,Honey.
Roseanne, like Rosie, tells it like it is. And I'm so sick and TIRED of people on this site bashing women like this who don't fit your "type". These are strong, opinionated women. Bash their ideas, sure, but please don't tromp on their looks, weight, or sexuality. The one sad thing about coming here is that there are more sexist and racist remarks being made than I think would be said normally. Is this a commentary on our inner selves? If so, it is tragic.
I haven't liked her in a long time because she acts messed up and Perez just dissed her a day ago. You two are perfect for each other as you are both in need of Prozac and therapy
I want to fuck you so bad, Rose.
Love her. Always have. She ain't crazy. She's done her research and knows whats up. It's a shame that showing outrage over the state of your country brands you as a nut. I think when you've done your homework and finally begin to understand whats really going on in the world around you, you can't help but become outraged because it becomes frighteningly apparent that the informed public is and probably always will be outnumbered by the blissfully ignorant. "OMG. Why doesn't she just stop ranting and go shop herself happy again?!"
Oh shut the fuck up, you COW! Surprise, surprise, not only are Perez readers politically savvy, some of us even have **gasp** DOCTORATES. Our interest in celeb mind candy is NOT inversely proportional with our IQ, although yours might be, Roseanne.
I USED to like you, but it's pretty clear you need to lay off the sauce….Or crack.
P.S. Perez for PREZ!!!!!!
shes a fat has been whos show got cancelled because no body can standher whinny annoying ass!! Perez u are awesome, and cuddly not fat
hahahaa shes nasty, shes probably on crack.
perez is the best!!
I'll give you commentary, CATHAZIT.
Ooooooh - there's twitchy Repugs showing their ugly opines on here. Roseanne must be doing something very right. Muahahahahhahahahaha.
YOU'RE PATHETIC, GIRL.. you need a hobby.
Re: Madge Mink – Like anyone will listen to someone who can't even spell 'traitor'…lol
Perhaps if you educate yourself a bit more, you'll actually understand Roseanne.
I think Roseanne is very funny and I really like her, but that doesn't mean that I agree with her on all her politics. I agree with a great deal of her politics, but sometimes she goes off the deep end. I think Hillary Clinton would make a great President and Bill will make a great advisor. We need someone tough in office (Hillary) and someone really experienced (Bill and Hillary) to clear up the mess the Bushes have made - especially G.W. Also, of least importance, Roseanne has lost most of her excess weight and Perez is fatter than her - not that it matters - just a reminder that fat people are capable of having valid opinions (and some nutty ones - just like everyone).
Obviously Roseanne read what the comments are about, Which is NOTHING.. Perezhilton site has become and continues to be a place for MORONS to gather a spew HATE. all day long…
Re: calLy – Well, aren't YOU a polite piece of shit. You diss this obviously brilliant woman, but want Perez for president!? Doctorate my ass.
She is fat fat fat and ugly ugly ugly and washed up, a HAS BEEN, HAS BEEN, HAS BEEN, HAS BEEN………no body likes you Roseanne, we LOVE Perez!!!
I LOVE HER!!!!
Stupid bitch — and who the hell told that bitch that SHE was smart?
This is one gay guy who finds fat Roseanne to be an illiterate imbecile who runs off at the mouth like fat imbecile Rosie. Neither have anything worthwhile to say. I guess all the drugs these to fucktards took over the years have warped their minds making them such freaking imbeciles today. I know of no gay person around here that likes either of these to tired old fat worthless cows.
would you too just screw already and get it over with.
I always wonder how the first 40 to 60 comments on every story can think THEY are the FIRST comment. It seems to be the only satisfaction you readers get from responding. Oh, that and HATING every bloody thing that anybody does. I'm surprised Rosie thinks you guys are sophisticated! She's being very generous considering the lack of veriety in thought content you all display. Of course, there are rare exceptions, like EMC (#71) and Domestic Goddess II (#54) just to name a few. It's just that sometimes I see the wealth of "information" or at least the sheer abundance of ACCESS to what we can only hope is information, and when I see how the world reacts to it I can't help but wonder what the hell we're doing! Is the internet truly making us worldly, or does it help us along in our DE-evolution, simply pontificating the fuzz in someone else's naval…think about it…or don't.
cunt
Isn't she the PiG who gave up her daughter.
ROSEANNE IS A CUNT BAG! PEREZ I LOVE YOU DOUCHEY! U ROCK MY WORLD P NASTY!!!
Perez I LOVE the shit out of you too like homie up there… but I'm also so ADDICTED to you please like me more — Now that everyone wants a piece of you… I'm having a hard time dealing… I hate sharing you
Smart of her to thank you — had she PAID $$$$ she still wouldn't be able to get more potent PR than your "lil'-site"/traffic-monster just gave her. Roseanne does seem a bit more presentable - but comedians are brilliant/depressives by nature… the REAL ones anyway - so every once in while they hide in their shells, but when they recuperate… it's delicious. I'd take millions of ROSEANNE vs ELIZABUTT hASSelback any day.
Smoochipoo,
Naz
Re: calLy – Curious how many real doctorates there are posting here…or those with law or master's degrees. I have a master's, not that it really matters much but I'm glad I have it. Yes, Perez is frivolous fun.
Re: Krissy Snow – #92 What are you - 12 years old? That sounded like the rant of a limited intelligence child. Did you stick out your tongue, put your hands on your hips and go nany nany nany also??