Guess The Celebretard

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Who said the following????

"i thought all perez' readers were only interested in who gobbles hollywood knob, or starves off their tits, or which mother pimped teens are selling vile disco "music" to snort crack by. …perez is actually getting sophisticated people to pay attention to his rants…who knew? I am happy that another very (very) fat person can get the attention of young readers these days!!! You go, P.!!"

Oh, stop buttering us up!

CLICK HERE to find out who said that.

It's Roseanne, in her latest MySpace bulletin post.

She adds:

"i am grateful to perez hilton for sending more traffic my way. Many people who go to his site are actually politically savvy, and come to roseanneworld.com or myspace and agree with my politics.
i was shocked and happy to see that! "

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    Posted: Nov 21, 2007 at 3:39 pm / Email this  »

    235 comments to “Guess The Celebretard”

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    1. meg says – reply to this


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      she's disgusting

    2. lol says – reply to this


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      first

    3. crazy says – reply to this


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      crazysexybitchy.com

    4. alicia says – reply to this


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      she's a dick, love you perez!

    5. LeAnn says – reply to this


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      I knew it!!!

    6. Sara says – reply to this


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      She's wacked. Who cares.

    7. PPOP says – reply to this


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      FIRST BITCHESSSSSS

    8. sf says – reply to this


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      whoa

    9. simone says – reply to this


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      someone please let het shut up!!

    10. ggg says – reply to this


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      ggasdfsd

    11. Joshe says – reply to this


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      la premiere… aka FIRST sluts!

    12. Poe says – reply to this


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      Roseanne had something NICE to say about you? Wow.

    13. hope says – reply to this


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      Have to say she was Brazilliant with Rosie at the NY Comedy Festival. LMAO

    14. anna says – reply to this


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      first

    15. rachel says – reply to this


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      Learn how to take a compliment..now you two get along. You're both good people.

    16. Abbey says – reply to this


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      Roseanne is such a fucktard!!

    17. CoolSpunkyChick says – reply to this


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      first bitches =)

    18. PEREZ FOR PRESIDENT says – reply to this


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      WHAT A WHORE, SUCK IT BITCH!

    19. yo says – reply to this


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      estupid

    20. hammer says – reply to this


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      she makes me sick.

    21. zah says – reply to this


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      she thinks you're dumb perez lol

    22. shegirl says – reply to this


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      Yea Rosie - Anyone who is smart, adores her insight and concepts.

    23. joey says – reply to this


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      first

    24. poopalicious says – reply to this


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      i heart you!

    25. yuppie says – reply to this


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      oh what a dumb bitch

    26. 1 says – reply to this


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      1

    27. Holly says – reply to this


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      first

    28. ShequitaJonze says – reply to this


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      gimme a break. i need attention, thanks so much perez. washed up…..

    29. its me says – reply to this


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      i knew that was who it was…

    30. fugly says – reply to this


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      shes weird…

    31. penis says – reply to this


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      first!

    32. wooohoooo says – reply to this


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      what!!!! Moi…..first. Haahaaahaaahaa!

    33. Frances says – reply to this


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      first

    34. LT says – reply to this


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      go perez love you!

    35. liz says – reply to this


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      fugggllly bitch.

    36. Roseanne, Just Stop says – reply to this


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      Oh Roseanne, don't delude yourself. You are kind of obsolete these days, and no matter what the voices in your head may tell you, no one else agrees with your "politics." Unless, of course, they are as mental as you are.

    37. holly says – reply to this


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      cheeky bitch

    38. dfgdfg says – reply to this


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      1st

    39. Lisa says – reply to this


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      Roseanne is awesome! ;D

      Does Perez secretly love her? He never posts anything that's actually bad about her.

    40. lkj says – reply to this


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      FIRST!

    41. ashlie says – reply to this


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      I love Roseanne! and im first you ole' slut cunts!

    42. ker says – reply to this


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      HOW GAY!!!

    43. me says – reply to this


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      She's fatter than you.. that, and she's completely nuts.. oh well

    44. j says – reply to this


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      shes has a point…..lol

    45. marriissol says – reply to this


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      first

    46. Perez Rocks says – reply to this


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      She's calling you fat yeah remember when she had her show, she was waaay bigger than you. Sorry I just can't take her seriously I mean she married Tom Arnold for god's sake.

    47. AShanti says – reply to this


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      FIRST ONE BITCHES!! FIRST TIME!! BE JEALOUS!

    48. PerezKISSass says – reply to this


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      I like roseanne. Even more now that she is sooooo using your dumb ass.

    49. phil says – reply to this


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      That's alright.

    50. Ambz says – reply to this


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      oui…!

    51. Anis says – reply to this


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      Roseanne sucks! Just because people don't agree with her does not mean they dont know about politics. She needs to get something productive to do with her time and keep her opinions to herself.

    52. abbyr says – reply to this


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      dude what is your problem with roseanne anyways? I don't get it. I think she's pretty rad, and her politics are right on!!

    53. ker says – reply to this


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      does rosie posie ever leave comments on here about herself???/

    54. Domestic Goddess II says – reply to this


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      A lot of Roseanne's humour grows in sophistication as she grows older.
      Her latest stuff is funny beyond the pale. Love, love, love her slant on things.
      I still use her 'homing device in my uterus' line when my family members expect me to somehow know where all their missing items are in the house. I want her to put together an hour of routine every six months and release it independently as a special aka Barbra Walters, because no one sees life like Roseanne.

    55. Reverend Ramona says – reply to this


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      I wonder what her sister Jackie thinks about you…

    56. MWilly469 says – reply to this


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      She's such an ass!!! Keep doing what you're doing Perez!!! I love the shit out of you!!!

    57. Hello says – reply to this


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      Fuck you roseanne!

    58. oh phony says – reply to this


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      she's being facetious, silly.

    59. courtneyyy says – reply to this


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      I love her.

    60. Scott says – reply to this


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      Re: shegirl – Yeah… Anyone who is smart will NOT use a comma where it doesn't belong… Lame-o.

    61. ANNA NICOLE SMITH says – reply to this


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      we should expect that it would be her.but WHO CARES ABOUT THIS BITCH?and why is she calling P-nasty "very,very fat"?does she consider herself thin?

    62. shizmcnally says – reply to this


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      okay…first off, perez is not VERY VERY fat. roseanne is a washed up, crazy whore. love you, p!

    63. Elizabeth L. says – reply to this


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      Perez, I have a double Masters degree from Princeton and I love your site! Tons of smart people read you. You're fabulous!

    64. KRS says – reply to this


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      She should slap on another hormone patch and SHUT THE FUCK UP.

    65. JD says – reply to this


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      fuck that fat bitch! she needs to get lipo!

    66. Princess Kim says – reply to this


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      Roseanne, you're a whore. You shouldn't even be allowed to remain an American citizen, much less talk politics, after that disrespectful horse shit you pulled while "singing" the national anthem!

    67. Madge Mink says – reply to this


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      Pig Woman
      She should be taken outside and shot, she is a trader to this country
      Many of us do not agree with with everything going on , with the Gov, but it's like a family, and you dont drag your family's name through the mud
      But Roseanne & Rosie are both PIGS and love rolling around in mud

    68. emc says – reply to this


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      Roseanne's right!! Not all of Perez's readers are shallow morons (some clearly are, however). Some of us come for a dose of distraction from the ugliness in the world, which we care deeply about! You're right, Roseanne, Bush is a f#cking war criminal!

    69. jjjjjjjjjjj says – reply to this


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      That is the funniest thing I have read in a long time!

    70. S*A*R*A*H says – reply to this


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      Why in the hell does this loser NOBODY think people actually give a flying fuck about what she has to say about anything? Bitch please until you do something good for our country shut your fat pig mouth and get a job…. nobody cares about you!!!

    71. Armond says – reply to this


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      you know…. I USED to like this fat cunt up untill TODAY. with what she said about ms.clinten and now THIS rant?

      I DON'T KNOW WHATS GOING TO EXPLODE FIRST… HER PANTS.. OR HER HEART!!!!!

    72. Blukat says – reply to this


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      I hadn't ever really seen Roseanne's blog, I had "pidgeonholed her" like so many other vapid Hollywood types. "ME ME ME". I now direct her to her website, Roseanneworld.com and I had read the part of her blog on Isreal and her experiences.
      Roseanne, I have never read anything as intelligent, humble, enlightening and BEAUTIFUL as you have written in that part of your blog! I am AMAZED!
      God bless you for that.

    73. joe says – reply to this


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      She's actually not a celebutard, she's an actual celebrity, perez.

      She was ranked #176 in the Top Pop Cultural Icons Of All Time a few years back. This year, she was ranked #11 in the Top Television Icons Of All Time by TV Land and Entertainment Weekly. She is a bonafide celebrity.

      Like, she ranks #5 of all the women that have ever been on television, after Oprah, Lucy, Mary Tyler Moore, and Carol Burnett. And there's a reason for it.

      Do not diss on her. Her achievements are spectacular.

    74. Ted says – reply to this


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      JEALOUSY IS NOT A CRIME,Honey.

    75. CATHAZAT says – reply to this


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      Roseanne, like Rosie, tells it like it is. And I'm so sick and TIRED of people on this site bashing women like this who don't fit your "type". These are strong, opinionated women. Bash their ideas, sure, but please don't tromp on their looks, weight, or sexuality. The one sad thing about coming here is that there are more sexist and racist remarks being made than I think would be said normally. Is this a commentary on our inner selves? If so, it is tragic.

    76. OMFG says – reply to this


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      I haven't liked her in a long time because she acts messed up and Perez just dissed her a day ago. You two are perfect for each other as you are both in need of Prozac and therapy

    77. Phillip Brand says – reply to this


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      I want to fuck you so bad, Rose.

    78. dANNO says – reply to this


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      Love her. Always have. She ain't crazy. She's done her research and knows whats up. It's a shame that showing outrage over the state of your country brands you as a nut. I think when you've done your homework and finally begin to understand whats really going on in the world around you, you can't help but become outraged because it becomes frighteningly apparent that the informed public is and probably always will be outnumbered by the blissfully ignorant. "OMG. Why doesn't she just stop ranting and go shop herself happy again?!"

    79. calLy says – reply to this


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      Oh shut the fuck up, you COW! Surprise, surprise, not only are Perez readers politically savvy, some of us even have **gasp** DOCTORATES. Our interest in celeb mind candy is NOT inversely proportional with our IQ, although yours might be, Roseanne.

      I USED to like you, but it's pretty clear you need to lay off the sauce….Or crack.

      P.S. Perez for PREZ!!!!!!

    80. nicole says – reply to this


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      shes a fat has been whos show got cancelled because no body can standher whinny annoying ass!! Perez u are awesome, and cuddly not fat

    81. Anna says – reply to this


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      hahahaa shes nasty, shes probably on crack.
      perez is the best!!

    82. Phillip Brand says – reply to this


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      I'll give you commentary, CATHAZIT.

    83. FourDeadInOhio says – reply to this


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      Ooooooh - there's twitchy Repugs showing their ugly opines on here. Roseanne must be doing something very right. Muahahahahhahahahaha.

    84. Moriah says – reply to this


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      YOU'RE PATHETIC, GIRL.. you need a hobby.

    85. Gotcher gradesix says – reply to this


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      Re: Madge Mink – Like anyone will listen to someone who can't even spell 'traitor'…lol
      Perhaps if you educate yourself a bit more, you'll actually understand Roseanne.

    86. Babs for Hillary and Roseanne says – reply to this


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      I think Roseanne is very funny and I really like her, but that doesn't mean that I agree with her on all her politics. I agree with a great deal of her politics, but sometimes she goes off the deep end. I think Hillary Clinton would make a great President and Bill will make a great advisor. We need someone tough in office (Hillary) and someone really experienced (Bill and Hillary) to clear up the mess the Bushes have made - especially G.W. Also, of least importance, Roseanne has lost most of her excess weight and Perez is fatter than her - not that it matters - just a reminder that fat people are capable of having valid opinions (and some nutty ones - just like everyone).

    87. Hater's gathers says – reply to this


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      Obviously Roseanne read what the comments are about, Which is NOTHING.. Perezhilton site has become and continues to be a place for MORONS to gather a spew HATE. all day long…

    88. Bwahahahahahahahaha..... says – reply to this


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      Re: calLy – Well, aren't YOU a polite piece of shit. You diss this obviously brilliant woman, but want Perez for president!? Doctorate my ass.

    89. Krissy Snow says – reply to this


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      She is fat fat fat and ugly ugly ugly and washed up, a HAS BEEN, HAS BEEN, HAS BEEN, HAS BEEN………no body likes you Roseanne, we LOVE Perez!!!

    90. gem says – reply to this


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      I LOVE HER!!!!

    91. Kay Kay says – reply to this


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      Stupid bitch — and who the hell told that bitch that SHE was smart?

    92. Fat Roseanne Is A Fucktard Like Rosie says – reply to this


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      This is one gay guy who finds fat Roseanne to be an illiterate imbecile who runs off at the mouth like fat imbecile Rosie. Neither have anything worthwhile to say. I guess all the drugs these to fucktards took over the years have warped their minds making them such freaking imbeciles today. I know of no gay person around here that likes either of these to tired old fat worthless cows.

    93. wide_stance says – reply to this


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      would you too just screw already and get it over with.

    94. Mister says – reply to this


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      I always wonder how the first 40 to 60 comments on every story can think THEY are the FIRST comment. It seems to be the only satisfaction you readers get from responding. Oh, that and HATING every bloody thing that anybody does. I'm surprised Rosie thinks you guys are sophisticated! She's being very generous considering the lack of veriety in thought content you all display. Of course, there are rare exceptions, like EMC (#71) and Domestic Goddess II (#54) just to name a few. It's just that sometimes I see the wealth of "information" or at least the sheer abundance of ACCESS to what we can only hope is information, and when I see how the world reacts to it I can't help but wonder what the hell we're doing! Is the internet truly making us worldly, or does it help us along in our DE-evolution, simply pontificating the fuzz in someone else's naval…think about it…or don't.

    95. fanny says – reply to this


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      cunt

    96. Pike says – reply to this


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      Isn't she the PiG who gave up her daughter.

    97. Roseanne is a cunt bag! says – reply to this


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      ROSEANNE IS A CUNT BAG! PEREZ I LOVE YOU DOUCHEY! U ROCK MY WORLD P NASTY!!!

    98. nanaz says – reply to this


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      Perez I LOVE the shit out of you too like homie up there… but I'm also so ADDICTED to you please like me more — Now that everyone wants a piece of you… I'm having a hard time dealing… I hate sharing you :(

      Smart of her to thank you — had she PAID $$$$ she still wouldn't be able to get more potent PR than your "lil'-site"/traffic-monster just gave her. Roseanne does seem a bit more presentable - but comedians are brilliant/depressives by nature… the REAL ones anyway - so every once in while they hide in their shells, but when they recuperate… it's delicious. I'd take millions of ROSEANNE vs ELIZABUTT hASSelback any day.

      Smoochipoo,
      Naz

    99. CATHAZAT says – reply to this


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      Re: calLy – Curious how many real doctorates there are posting here…or those with law or master's degrees. I have a master's, not that it really matters much but I'm glad I have it. Yes, Perez is frivolous fun.

    100. Maria says – reply to this


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      Re: Krissy Snow – #92 What are you - 12 years old? That sounded like the rant of a limited intelligence child. Did you stick out your tongue, put your hands on your hips and go nany nany nany also??

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