Guess The Celebretard
Who said the following????
"i thought all perez' readers were only interested in who gobbles hollywood knob, or starves off their tits, or which mother pimped teens are selling vile disco "music" to snort crack by. …perez is actually getting sophisticated people to pay attention to his rants…who knew? I am happy that another very (very) fat person can get the attention of young readers these days!!! You go, P.!!"
Oh, stop buttering us up!
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It's Roseanne, in her latest MySpace bulletin post.
She adds:
"i am grateful to perez hilton for sending more traffic my way. Many people who go to his site are actually politically savvy, and come to roseanneworld.com or myspace and agree with my politics.
i was shocked and happy to see that! "
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It's not only young kids who love perez! I'm a 54-year-old straight white male and I GOTTA have my daily Perez fix! Keep going guy!!!
We have some really great comics here, but Roseanne's right up there with the best. She's the shiz. Be proud of her! I hope she'll do some of the Canadian comedy festivals. I would guess that menopause would reap a lot of good material, but with all due respect, as an outsider she appears to think pretty clearly, agree or disagree. Her humor lends itself internationally, unlike some clever U.S. provincial insider humorists. Kudos from Kanada, Roseanne.
I love perez hilton with all of my heart so she needs to hop off before I drop kick her ugly self! ILOVEYOUPEREZ! Stay sexy!
who cares what she says! nobody in europes even heard of her!
Re: PaIGe IRelAnD – OK, calLy. You're from Ireland now. Hehe.
ROSEANNE ROCKS!!!!!!
PEREZ RULES!!!!!
Sometimes it takes a genius to recognize a genius:)
and she issssn't fat? what a fucking dumbass. and perez you're not fat you're spectacular.
I LOVE YOU ROSEANNE
Please someone get this vile old hag a job
i wanna fuck Kelly Clarkson!
she is right about all of it….. just saying, luv you roseanne
she is right about all of it….. just saying, luv you roseanne
why do you give a shit what she thinks? Shes a psycho bitch. That wasn't a compliment to you Perez, its actually quite embarrassing. Anyone whos political savvy must be a total tard to listen to anything her stank mouth has to say.
Re: Geet A Room – Dear Geet–I always comment on the comment/subject of a particular Perez posting. You apparently have an axe to grind with me for some odd reason. Have we met in another life? Do I remind you of Tom Arnold? Are you really Perez? I think you are way off base to say that I talk about myself all the time. But I'm flattered you've been reading my posts, at least, to be able to make such assumptions about me. I actually live a lot like Emily Dickinson, who I think would have loved the internet.
Does she not realize what a fat pig she is?
Hater!
Hater!
i love roseanne but
i love my hillary
Go away you ugly trollop. I'd rather chop my fingers off one by one than type up your website's address to visit it.
Roseanne thinks she is politically savvy? AHAHAHAHAAHAH
Readying FUD stories on the web does NOT one make political savvy. I know 6 graders that know more about politics and politicians that Rosanne does.
Why don't internet bloggers and pretend celebrities stop acting as if their political views are important? As if they somehow mean more than others.
And shame on them for using their media connections to SHILL their own political idealogy. That usually has very little bearing with the real truth.
Re: CATHAZAT – Def. NOT Perez, and no, no axe to grind with you in particular. Not an assumption but simply an observation that you prob. didn't like. At the very least, I'm not scrolling past you now, and am now off to research Dickinson for a small bit, which is a positive. I do agree regarding the internet, and am also an oftimes guilty devoted contributor, good or bad.
SHE'S RIGHT!!!!
Re: Ugh… – Politics has always been fair game for comedians, unless you favor censorship because you disagree with her, which is not democratic, fool. Every single little politician running is using the media to schill their ideology. Roseanne is a citizen, and also has that right. She's far more astute than a lot of them, and funnier than ALL of them, regardless of whether you reside in the other camp.
Re: Get A Room – What have you learned about Emily? I appreciate your comments and will look forward to your postings in the future. I realize that you are probably right–perhaps not always–but it is a perception I never realized in my writing. [However, remember, I am a writer and a personal essay one at that so old habits die hard.]
Here are some of my favorite Emily Dickinson lines (from her poetry and letters). It is odd, but not surprising given her incredible worldliness (despite her chosen reclusion), that some of these are resonant of the "Cult of Celebrity" today. She would have observed from her computer screen but likely in a bemused way:
• Celebrity is the chastisement of merit and the punishment of talent.
• Dogs are better than human beings because they know but do not tell.
• Dwell in possibility.
• Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate.
• Find ecstasy in life; the mere sense of living is joy enough.
• Hope is the thing with feathers, that perches in the soul, and sings the tune without words, and never stops at all.
• I do not like the man who squanders life for fame; give me the man who living makes a name.
• I'm nobody, who are you?
• My friends are my estate.
• People need hard times and oppression to develop psychic muscles.
• Saying nothing… sometimes says the most.
Wow is she channelling Heather Mills?
Rosie is as delusional as all the other celebtard space monkeys who think people with more than one brain cell visit her "sites" for political "learning." She's gone and forgotten for a reason. Rosie is on the edge of he irrelevant abyss now…good riddance!
she is crazy
Everyone knows you don't snort crack! OUCH! What a tard…
I hate Roseanne… See what happens to people when they get skinny… They get obnoxious and stupid like its some kind of strange side effect of Gastric By-pass surgery and screwing Tom Arnold.
"Nothing wrong with being a large mammal." Jim Morrison
We love Perez! Yaaaaah!
Brent:
No, I think she's going for Ann Coulter? Notice the blond, The attitude, the politics?
Keep dreaming Roseanne… keep dreaming!
shes disgusting,her stand up isnt funny at all and the fat bitch is washed up.
noone cares what you think roseanne.
love you perez!!
she nasty,her stand up isnt funny.and the fat bitch is washed up
noone cares about your opinon roseanne.
"Delete From Friends"
OMG of all people to say this … but who really cares what she has to say anyway …..
THE REAL QUESTION IS WHAT DOES SHE WANT? WHY IS SHE TRYING TO KISS UR ASS ..OH MAYBE BECAUSE SHE NEEDS THE PUBLICITY BECAUSE JUST LIKE ADRIANNE CURRY SHE'S A WASHED UP OLD HAG.. P.NASTY YOU KEEP DOING WHAT U DO, LOVE YUH!!!
try to snort crack.