Madonna Will Never Let This Happen!
Filed under: Madonna
The British media are reporting that producers of the Harry Potter franchise are trying to lure Madonna's daughter, Lourdes, to star in the next film.
In fact, The Sun has done this feature all about her Madgesty's firstborn.
"Lola has definitely inherited her mother’s hunger for fame," they say. "After all her recent public appearances, looking more like a sophisticated teen than a child, the attention on her is really growing. Offers have poured in - film offers, sponsorship."
Lourdes will probably become a nun!
Madonna doesn't even let her watch TV!
[Photo via Getty Images.]
Extremes Are Never Good
"Could it be Mama Madge is just a wee bit nervous about getting old? And having a daughter who starts looking good might result in - oh, nooooooo! - a comparison which would not come down in Madge’s favor?"
Or is someone projecting ?
"White women are filthy jealous whores with stretched out vaginas that smell like shit from ten miles around. They are all animals who will one day become extinct when we take over this country and turn all of you into maids, lawnboys and nannies, because servicing us is your only future in a land we will control. "
We all share the same ancestors, humans originate from Africa.
people! wax? she's like 10!
Okay, so there's no denying that's one hell of a brow, but let me sum up a few things;
- She is 11 years old
- It would be wrong for a mother to say to her daughter "You need an eyebrow wax", Madonna will love her child monobrow or no monobrow and frankly I would be a little mad if she did make her daughter get her brows waxed
- She has hairyness in her genes!
However;
- I have heard that Madonna pays for Lourdes to get pampered, so I'm surprised that she hasn't had Lourdes' brows done.
- Isn't it funny how Perez posted a thing about Madonna having 'plucked' brows when she was younger, and the next post is this picture…hmmm…
Re: Lola – yes it's true, italians, french, germans, arabs and spanish are very hairy just like madonna, the anglos also are really hairy but because they are blondier is not as noteceble as the dark hair white people. That's from the ice age they need it the hair long beards and a lot of long eye brows but now they spend fortunes in hair removal. people who are mix with white are hairy as well.
Re: Teresa – haha i think that's the real reason, good observation! lol
Mon Dieu, une vraie petite portuguaise^^
Y a du boulot mais il faut faire vite sinon ca ne sera pas d'une esthétitienne dont elle aura besoin mais d'un barbier…
C'est la qu'on comprend que l'espèce humaine descend su singe…
that girl is in serious need of a waxing! what kind of mother lets her daughter walk around like that!!??!?!
Re: Mya –
madonna is NOT 100% italian
she is 50% italian(her father) and 50% french(her mother)
anyways lourdes(named after a french town) is fuggggggggg
Who the hell would let their kid have facial hair like that?!
I feel sorry for her!
Oh my Bigfoot.
That girl is hair-EE! She needs to get some tweezers and wax off that mustache.
I think I might puke…
eew that is one effing nasty unibrow! seeing that shes like madonna the fashionistas daughter, youd at least think that she would let her get a wax or something…….id hate to see where else shes getting hair; NASTYYYY!!!!!
eew that is one effing nasty unibrow! seeing that shes like madonna the fashionistas daughter, youd at least think that she would let her get a wax or something…….id hate to see where else shes getting hair; NASTYYYY!!!!!
holy eyebrows
madonna can surely afford to buy her daughter some tweezers, or i will.
thats one hell of a unibrow
if she isnt careful her moustache will get that long too
the headline said "madonna would never let that happen" and i thought the story would say "let her out of the house with that unibrow!"
Cripes even my BOYS in thier pre teens know enough to GROOM
OWW! My EYES!! THE PAIIIIIIIIIIIIIN !!!
I'm sorry but I can't get used to the unibrow and hairy upper lip!! Her teeth looks gross as well..poor kid!
gulp!! is that photoshopped or does madonna's daughter REALLY have a moustache and a unibrow???!!! i can't believe the queen of vanity and self-indulgence would let her kid run around looking like this!!
Yikes Eddie Munster
i pray to god please wax your unibrow and your moustache. your madonna's child and she lets you walk around like this i think your mother isn't seeing much of you cause what mother would let this happen
holy crap…. if she's banned from WAX MY GOD PLZ PLUCK THOSE DAMN EYEBROWS! no wander madge was tweezer happy in skool….
UNI UNI UNI!!!!
How can her mom not tweeze that hairy beast off!
Pretty girl; will be a beautiful woman. Let her be a child for now.
OMG!
she has a mustachioooo!!!
why ao why madonna let this happen??
and the unibrow… gasp!
Does the Kabbalah forbid the waxing of eyebrows?
i know she's a little girl… but gawd damn… those eyebrows!!! it looks like she glued on some fake eyelashes to her forehead!
She's a beautiful little girl…….but……get rid of the unibrow, and moustache! LOL
holy shit people shes 11 years old shes not rying to impress you. Do you honestly think she gives a crap about how you think? you need to get lives. 11 years old girls are really not supposed to wax there eye brows. leave her alone shes not trying to impress anyone. im sure shell do something about it when shes older though but she doesnt need to now. wait until shes older and them start riping on her if shes not shaving
i saw somebody say something down there about dandruff……your a ball sac, obviously its not dandruff tard. its like snow or something. god some people such crack heads
I'm sorry madonna, but why does your child have a unibrow? and why are you letting her go out in public like THAT?! Oh yeah and she has a mustache too if you didn't notice.
How did they know they wanted to cast her,they could seeher under all that hair?
Is that Frida Kahlo?
if madonna loves being so glamorous why wouldn't she get that child a pair of tweezers and a wax? or at least bleach that stache… jeeeez
what is up with her eyebrows????OHMYGOD!!
man, you'd think that she'd have nice eyebrows and a hairless upper lip since her mother is MADONNA! That woman has shitloads of money and she can't afford to get her daughter waxed?
ohmygod, you are soo right!
THAT IS FUCKING DISGUSTING.
shave ur fucking eyebrows. jesus christ, madonnas rich as hell, you ant afford a tweezer for ur daughters face? it looks like a manys hairy ass.
hairy lip hairy lip!!!!!!!!! she IS just like her mother
she'll grow up to be a wrinkly, self-righteous tramp, I'm sure of it!
YOU GUYS ARE HATERS!!! GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK…SHE A BABY…YEA SHE IS FUCKING HAIRY BUT SHE IS STILL A CHILD.THATS WHY ALL OF YOUR KIDS DO DRUGS WHEN THEYRE LIKE 10… YOU GUYS ARE SPECIAL ED STUDENTS FOR REAL…AS FOR HISPANICS BEING UGLY…WE ARE THE SEXIEST RACE OUT THERE…WHITE GIRLS WISH THEY HAD OUR CURVES!!!..KEEP TALKING THAT SHIT…CAUSE IM PRETTY SURE ALL OF YOU ASSMUNCHERS WERE JAMMING TO " LIVING LA VIDA LOCA" LIKE YOUR HAVING SIEZURES. NON RYTHM HAVING MA FUGGERS…
Je suis explosée de rire lol.
"Oh my god!"
SHE HAVE A MOUSTACHE? LOOOOL. OMG
Oh, you were once most fair,
Madonna, my dear,
but it is time for all to know
that Lourdes,
is the one who steals the show!
Hair on beautiful face,
or not,
Lourdes is the one who is "most hot!!!"
Mirror, mirror, on the wall
says that Lourdes
is the fairest of them all.
And the sweetest!!!
o man… that unibrow and upper lip!!!! GOTTA GOOOOOOOOOOOO
I wonder if her back is as hairy as her face!
She's too young to be criticized for her brow!! She'll figure it out on her own one day (or with the help of a good friend) and be just as impressive as her mother. I can't imagine going through adolescence in the eye of the pubic. Think before you write, bitches.
i thought to myself…. "hmmm, 549 comments - thats quite a few…. i bet they'll all be about her mammoth eyebrows"
sure enough!!!
they're bloody awful aren't they?
dear lord.
tweezers baby, tweezers.
HOLY CRAP! THATS GIRL NEEDS TO GET WAXED.. i mean shes madonna's daughter… oh god.. i think im gonna puke. If i see that girl in the next harry potter movie looking like that with a mustache and a unibrow… im gonna puke and leave the friggin theatre..
FRIDA KAHLO LIVES!!
I'm sure the offers that are pouring in include provisions for waxing. Forget the brows…that's obvious. How old is this kid again….she has a 'stache!! She looks like mom though. Not sure what to make of that. Madonna is one of the most over rated performers of all time.
Hirsutism: (noun) the excess production of testosterone in women causing the body to grow hair where it is typically only found on men.
Sad, Madge needs to get that kid to the doctor!
girl needs a wax…bad. jesus.
Bleuugghhhhhhhhhhhhh
UMM and apparently her mother doesn't allow razors, wax or a pair of tweezers in the house… My mama was controlling and never let me shave or pluck…but fuck that, I just did it behind her back. My mama wasn't Madonna, I would of been ripped apart in school :/
perez seriously it pains me to look at those eyebrows. Im scared of the T word but for gods sake even I dont let it get THAT bad! For all our sakes….please tell her madgesty to train her offspring in normal femenine beauty regimes. She is still just a kid and apart from the excessive facial hair is still a cute kid
Holy crap! I know she's a little girl - but with brows like that I'd have them waxed ASAP! She even has a little stash growing above her lip. Her mom hired a stylist for her but somehow denies her facial hair removal? It's not a good look.
Excellent! She so fucking pretty just natural, all herself! Could there be anything prettier? She's a strong and smart child, hope she'll never even notice all those stupid girls screaming "eeeeeeiiiiiiii…loook at her EYEBROWS!" God damn learn to assume your body naturally beautiful as it is. And waist your time on becoming somebody, not SOMETHING. get real ideals, girls! And look like WHAT YOU ARE not what they tell you to look like. Love yourselves. MUAKS.
wax the poor girls eyebrows already!! MADGE, you know how important stuff like that is, why are you letting your daughter walk around with a caterpillar on her face!!
I'M SURE YOUR MOM CAN AFFORD SOME WAX… YOU SHOULD ASK!
Re: I HATE PUERTO RICAN SPICS –
actually they aren't. i just so happen to be of that culture and i've gotten my bachelor's from a major university and in a graduate program. can you say that much about yourself?? its probably ignorant people like you why the rest of the world has dislike. so first take a look at yourself before you going judging people based on race. so the compiled list you made of what puerto ricans are just so happen to be untrue. its the person, not the race idiot. i guess you can say you just lumped yourself into the category you placed on everyone else.
It's a shame with all that money, she can't splurge to get her daughters unibrow and mustache waxed..ew!!
is that stuff dandruff in the poor child's hair?? Can somebody brush her yellow teeth?
I find it heeefuckinglarious that pig didnt mention her unibrow.
scared of madge and want you underlings to do your dirty work for you?
you're the smartest worthless piece of shit Ive evern known.
MY GOD! her unibrow looks like a monster ready to attack. it has such a unique shape. She reminds me of Frida Kahlo. Bless this child!
this was definately Photoshoped
perez dose that to all his pictures just to get a reaction
out of you.
This all fake!
omg.
she needs tweezers.
and ew.
if she's in the movie, im not watching it.
Re: Beulah – How many times are you going to change your name???? Everyone knows it's you with the fake white investment bank lover….
PLUCK IT
THREAD IT
WAX IT
TAME THAT BEASTLY HAIR!
Tweezers or maybe some brow and lip waxing???
Maddonna needs her ass whooped for letting her daughter look like that!! That is a damn shame!!
madonna is effed up to let her poor daughter roam around lookin like teen wolf … i feel bad for her .
Can Madonna not have the childe waxed????
Re: LUCY says… – fucking asshole. what an fcking stupid comment you post
she's a kid, you retards. did you pluck and wax when you were a kid?
idiots, all of you.
Madonna looked exactly the same when she was younger! Only she waxed her upperlip and did here eyebrows (in the eighties she had an unibrow too)
She needs to wax or pluck that monobrow a meen cum on madge give the kid a lyfee an madge just becos u went mad wif the tweesers dusent meen she will !!! :S
wow! how could madonna honestly let her daughter walk around (or get PHOTOGRAPHED) looking like that? He eyebrows are HIDEOUS, she has a moustache and her teeth are yellow… Madge! whats the deal?
Re: LUCY says… – you are a moron
damn.
yellow teefff.
they need some invisalign. and some whitening
and take a huge wax strip to her eyebrows and upper lip
do something with her hair
get her out of daddy's suit and into something pretty.
she'd be friggin gorgeous. but right now that's kinda scary
Poor thing! She has a "uni", just like Madonna did back in the day. She's still a cutie though!
How bout they get rid of the stash and uni-brow before considering her for a role. Ou Ou, I know what they want her for, she will be the warewolf's long lost hairy daughter???
damn! i think she looks like unibrow fran from the movie dodgeball !!!! he he!!! wow they could be twins with those scarey unibrows!!!
fran from dodgeball!!!!!! that's a good one for real !!!!!! he he !!!!
thats the ugliest little girl ive ever seen in my life.
wtf. madonna has all the money is the world and her daughter is walking around looking like a fucking sasquatch.