Preemptive Planning

Filed under: Matt Damon

How do you think he became the "Sexiest Man Alive"? He worked for it!

Before the Thanksgiving pig-out, Matt Damon went for a jog in his adopted new hometown of Miami Beach on Tuesday.

Joining him for the stroll was dad Kent, who pooped out halfway through.

That cap Damon is wearing? Red Sox pride!

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

Posted: Nov 21, 2007 at 2:41 pm / Email this »

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Snoop says – reply to this

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1st! HE LOOKS FAT AS HELL!!
ANDYBEAR says – reply to this

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2nd! Perez is a fag!
michele says – reply to this

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first
lYNNET says – reply to this

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lYNNET says – reply to this

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Lynnet says – reply to this

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HUM
CARA says – reply to this

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Ew!!
cute says – reply to this

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yep - cute
Me says – reply to this

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What? He has a spare tire around his waist! Gross.
crazyzee says – reply to this

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first
h2o2sno says – reply to this

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Second
becki says – reply to this

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Ummm YUK…he got chunky!
k says – reply to this

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does not look like matt damon…are you sure???
Amy says – reply to this

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Not usually a fan of blonds, but he looks pretty good to me!
mitch says – reply to this

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he didnt deserve it
cv says – reply to this

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?
lou lou belle says – reply to this

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whoa! thunder theighs!
Red Sox equipment manager says – reply to this

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Perez, learn your baseball. That's not a Red Sox cap.
David Choe says – reply to this

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That DOES NOT look like Matt Damon…..
HOTTY says – reply to this

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HOT!
jen says – reply to this

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TUBBY TUMMY!
Curious In Connecticut says – reply to this

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Hey Perez…we know you are heavy..
But How can you miss that huge fat tire around Matt's mid section? He is NOT the sexiest man. And this pic proves it. It is a publicity PR thing that his people negotiated for him. HE IS NOT GOOD LOOKING AND HE IS FAT!

The sexiest man should have been.
TAYLOR KITSCH
TAYLOR KITSCH
TAYLOR KITSCH
OH MY says – reply to this

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can you see his balls?
L says – reply to this

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He looks a little on the fat side to me
bitch says – reply to this

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1st Bitchesssss……ewe!
V. Dawg says – reply to this

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I don't care what anyone says, the guy is smokin' hot.
giselly says – reply to this

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his freaking ugly wife and her baggage(daughter) are very lucky to find a movie star to pay for all her bills.
juppy says – reply to this

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i dont think hes sexy at all
Stephanie says – reply to this

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hes not even cute i think Benjamin Bratt should hav won that title come on he is way way hotter than Matt Damon he used to be hott but not no more sorry Matt
Carolina says – reply to this

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Go Red Sox!!!
Jawaher says – reply to this

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go matt keep up the good job
matt says – reply to this

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so freakin HOT
sweet~dirty says – reply to this

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His thighs are obvoisly rubbing together, hence the "ride up." I'm surprised he's not starting a small fire from the friction.
Carrie says – reply to this

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That is so not Matt Damon.
Tanya says – reply to this

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WTF ever to the haters. That man is fine as fuck.
Fat Ass Perez says – reply to this

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Yeah, why don't you follow suit and get your ugly fat ass out there and jog, piggy !
L says – reply to this

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how is he the sexiest man alive?? he's not attractive in the slightest.
just4fun says – reply to this

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That is so NOT Matt Damon in that picture. It doesn't even look remotely like him.
KaYkAy says – reply to this

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Hell Yeah Red Sox Pride……..Jacoby Ellsbury is from my hometown and we just had a parade for him. You cant help but ♥ the guy =)
jst4fun says – reply to this

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That is NOT Matt Damon. It doesn't even look remotely like him.
uhhhhh says – reply to this

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2 strikes Perez. That is NOT Matt Damon….and that is NOT a red sox cap.
Mona says – reply to this

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Yeah…def not Matt Damon…
Mona says – reply to this

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Yeah…def not Matt Damon…
katrina says – reply to this

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I thought that was regis with him
LeonA'$ Gho$T says – reply to this

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I don't know, I saw the words "pig" and "Miami Beach" and at first I thought it was Rosie. Maybe that's just me.
tess says – reply to this

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Nice spare tire for the "sexiest man alive". NOT.
Fatty Fat Fatness McFatsypants says – reply to this

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He looks tubby. But I'd still bury my face in his sweet butt.
cristi says – reply to this

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I love Matt he is so hot!!!
T.rex says – reply to this

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you damn right, i'm hating… he looks awful. He's 50 rungs down the ladder from me, on the hot scale, but hey, he's famous.
Brenda Starr says – reply to this

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Am I the only person that doesn't find Matt Damon sexy at all? Ho Hum! How about Heath Ledger? Now that's my kind of cutie!
Myriam C Webster says – reply to this

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MATT DAMON SHOULD PLAY "THE DONALD" IN A MOVIE!
Angie says – reply to this

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Perezzers, you a Sox fan, too? (How can you not be?) GO SOX!! (And go Matt Damon, too, bc, well, he's hot.)
Diana says – reply to this

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NOT MATT DAMON
ODB says – reply to this

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He is SO GROSS!! his dad is sexier than him.
Joe in Toronto says – reply to this

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SOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
roy says – reply to this

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Is it me or does Matt look way FAT???
Erica H says – reply to this

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He's sooo HOtt
Rebekah says – reply to this

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aghhh yeah! Go running, he looks like he put on a few pounds but he's still attractive as hell. Plus he's amazing anyways, go on!
shannon says – reply to this

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THAT'S THE SEXIEST MAN ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EWWW
turkey stuffer says – reply to this

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Of course you would agree with the fact that he was voted most sexiest person. He's just a little smaller than you and you both share some fug qualities. With out touching up and all that crap he looks like a little country hick running around.
(i am from Nebraska so I see a lot of them)And those shorts are heading in the wrong direction…and the man boobs….
this picture just makes me go EWW!
Steven says – reply to this

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Why is he jogging with Bill Clinton?
natalie says – reply to this

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THAT IS SO NOT MATT DAMON!! THAT DOESNT EVEN LOOK LIKE HIM
Denise says – reply to this

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What the hell happened between getting his pic taken for Sexiest Man Alive and this pic getting snapped???????? This better be for a role or I'm taking my vote back.
JeterGirl says – reply to this

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GO Yankees!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MD is FUUUUUUUUUUUG!!!!
Heather says – reply to this

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OMG, chubb alert!!!
t says – reply to this

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can u say nutri-system!
Jessica says – reply to this

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His shorts are riding up like they do on chubby girls….and I would know having once played soccer.
SexiestBitchAlive says – reply to this

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He is not by any means the sexiest man alive. He looks like a little Doughboy!
Maria says – reply to this

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His Dad looks pretty sexy for his age. Matt was never sexy, just cuddly and cute.
j says – reply to this

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Y'all are all idiots. That is not Matt Damon!
PigOut says – reply to this

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It's a Red Sox Authentic Road BP Performance 39THIRTY Cap.

Just a feeling…
HARD AND HORNY says – reply to this

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oH Matt, I'd do you in a minute. Would love to see all the way your shorts…
The Greek Giant says – reply to this

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Hello, The Greek Giant here lashing Matt Damon's belly fat rolls with my leather switch and flipping him over so that his asshole can get pummeled. He jogs in Miami Beach while I, The Greek Giant, have Cabana Boy #7 chauffer me around while sniffing freshly chopped lines of pure Bolivian cocaine. Meanwhile, you impoverished American bums had better not drive drunk on Thanksgiving or you and your senile granmothers will get run over by my Giant sparkling new Range Rover. That is all.
erica says – reply to this

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he is almost as fat as Perez!
hmmm says – reply to this

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I seriously do think it's him though b/c if you search for pics of his dad it looks like him. plus he's always been "cute" never really sexy. i'd still do him
Nice try says – reply to this

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Matt Damon is chunky! That's not zexy!
Ashley Tisdale says – reply to this

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Which one is Matt, again?
Lamb Chop says – reply to this

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Is that really Matt Damon? He looks a bit hefty there…
joeymaelynn says – reply to this

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It looks like his vagina is eating his shorts.
Jill says – reply to this

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Nice crotch creepers.
EW! says – reply to this

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How the hell is he the sexiest man? Look how fat he is!
Ridin' Dirty says – reply to this

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I hate it when guys' shorts ride up like that when they jog. They have to know it is happening!!! Eww
lovebrad says – reply to this

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HE LOOK LIKE A STUMP. SHORT AND FAT…
Cece says – reply to this

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He isn't sexy. His dad looks like Regis.
mariana says – reply to this

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Papasote!!!
Granny Dear says – reply to this

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It looks like Matt's REALLY got his knickers in a twist!
Melissa Aikens says – reply to this

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OH MY GOD HE IS SOOO FAT
trouble says – reply to this

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that workout is not pre-emptive, that is after the fact. looks like mr 'sexiest man' alive put on a few extra pounds. those are some gross lovehandles on him - his dad has a better figure.
Leona'$ GHO$T, BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER BITCHES!!! says – reply to this

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I'M SURPRISED POP POOPED OUT FIRST. HE LOOKS LIKE HE COULD RUN RINGS AROUND MATT AND HIS BIG KNOCKERS.
Ann from Boston says – reply to this

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OH PEREZ!! YOU WON MY HEART!! Mentioning Red Sox pride (and they now come in different colors, so even though this is red and not blue and can STILL be a RS cap and I bet it is). Yay for you and yay for Matt. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDD SOOOOOOOOOOXXXXXXXX : ) : ) : ) : ) : ) : ) : ) : ) : ) : ) : ) : ) : ) : ) : ) : ) : ) : ) : ) : ) : ) : ) : ) : ) : ) : ) : ) : ) : ) : ) : ) : )
jose says – reply to this

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wow - he is a lard ass! i'm so happy.
alan brickman says – reply to this

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a little too fat and too white to be sexy….
alan brickman says – reply to this

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a little too fat and too white to be sexy….
alan brickman says – reply to this

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BRUCE WEBER USED TO SUCK HIS DICK AFTER HIS "PHOTO SESSIONS "WITH MATT…FROM THESE PHOTOS…I THINK BRUCE WEBER WAS HARD UP!!!
TalaChick says – reply to this

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That doesn't even look like Matt. This guy is a fat Turd.
man boobies says – reply to this

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dads in better shape than man boobie son. Look at those rolls! He needs to run some more. I guess it's hard to get motivated when you can get pussy even if he put on 200lbs…
Nancy says – reply to this

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EWWWW I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW PUDGY MATT GOT SEXIEST MAN! WTF????!!!

HE NEEDS TO DO A HELLOVA LOT MORE RUNNING!
Rain says – reply to this

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sexiest man my ass.. People Magazine is stupid i can't stand thos issues
Moonflower says – reply to this

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I'm sorry but that is not the sexiest man alive. The sexiest man alive is Ville Valo.
Uptown James says – reply to this

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I'd hit dat—actually I'm such a slag I'd do the old man, too. He looks pretty fit.