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"Heather married Paul McCartney, period. It's not going away. And during this divorce they [the media] will need access and are not going to get it. They are assholes. There are limits and they make fun of her. They've crossed the line. Believe me, all these outlets will be sorry. It's good for me because I'm saving time by cutting them out of my schedule. A bunch of them are idiots, somebody should shut them up. I'm so happy doing this, I'll take what comes my way. They want to take me down? I'll take them down with me."

- Heather Mills' brilliant new publicist, Michele Elyzabeth tells the NY Post

    Posted: Nov 21, 2007 at 3:13 pm / Email this  »
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    1. Team Michele ElYzabeth says – reply to this


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      She is pretty awesome.

    2. Evita says – reply to this


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      FIRST! She's crazy

    3. WHO CARES? says – reply to this


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      OMG! Who the fuck cares about these broads??

    4. Masquerade says – reply to this


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      Well good for her! Glad to see someone is sticking up for Heather!There are two sides to every story and Heather is getting the short end of the stick. Just because Paul is a former Beatle doesn't necessarily make him a saint. She has taken a media bashing and it is totally one-sided. I hope Heather finds some peace once this media circus regarding her divorce is over.

    5. bailie says – reply to this


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      first?

    6. jb says – reply to this


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      #1

    7. jESS says – reply to this


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      Where the hell did her eyebrows go?

    8. Jazmin says – reply to this


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      Douche Bag!!!!!!

    9. KELSEYJEAN says – reply to this


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      ahh

    10. rhirhi says – reply to this


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      Heather Mills =)

    11. stef says – reply to this


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      first~

    12. office rat says – reply to this


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      1st BITCHES!!!!!!

    13. JV says – reply to this


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      I agree with what she said, she just said it very badly.

    14. Eris, Goddess of Discord says – reply to this


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      Finally, no more crap from Heather Mills and her self-proclaimed publicist. Since there is now a media blackout regarding Mills, does this mean that Michelle is now out of a job? After all, doesn't a publicist make sure that there is publicity about the client?

    15. Melissa says – reply to this


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      First!! What a twat. Money hungry just like ole' Heather "one leg" Mills.

    16. HarrySak says – reply to this


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      Dried-up worthless mouthpiece for the gold-digging-pig-cunt. Why is that cunt crying poor at the same time she's hiring a two-legged assistant gold-digger?

    17. aj says – reply to this


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      Hmmm…someone got a heaping cup of hot crazy with her botox…

    18. mimi says – reply to this


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      she's a TARD - DOUCHE!

    19. Allie says – reply to this


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      How could some one with such a limited and unprofessional vocabulary become a "publicist"???

    20. ShequitaJonze says – reply to this


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      oh jeez, what a shriveled up hag.

    21. Pam In Evansville says – reply to this


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      HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOLLOLLOLLOL HAHAHAHAHAHAH OH HA

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOLLOLLOLLOL HAHAHAHAHAHAH OH HA

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOLLOLLOLLOL HAHAHAHAHAHAH OH HA

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOLLOLLOLLOL HAHAHAHAHAHAH OH HA

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOLLOLLOLLOL HAHAHAHAHAHAH OH HA

    22. Melody says – reply to this


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      Heather is a gold digging whore.

    23. f*** Heather says – reply to this


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      who cares about heather, shes only a gold digger

    24. Sara says – reply to this


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      Wow, Michele. I didn't realize it was all about you.

    25. EVL Dick says – reply to this


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      Disgusting fucking bitch! Ignorant damn dog!

      . . . but the puppy is cute.

    26. hairy cat daddy says – reply to this


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      They are both insane…But even more, they are annoying. It is probably best no one pay attention anyway.

    27. PhillipP says – reply to this


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      I'd love to see a video like your BFF Paris made but with Heather with only her one leg. That would be hot!!!!

    28. WHAT? says – reply to this


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      What did she say? That made no sense. Is this woman really a publicist? She sounds more like a pro wrestler on steroids and crack.

    29. haley says – reply to this


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      what the fuck does this even mean?

    30. YOU ARE A STUPID WHORE says – reply to this


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      Ah, I see a Thelma and Louise closer.

      Take your Fruit Fly, you're ugly Dog and jump off a steep cliff. Try flying Bitch! Shut that fucking trap of yours. Your mouth too.

    31. shaza says – reply to this


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      love michele!! nothing better than an intellegent woman with a good set of balls…you go girl!!

    32. Heather is still a cunt says – reply to this


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      The more Heather blabs to the media the more of a money grubbing fame whore she appears to be. Paul is looking more sympathetic by the minute. Heather is obviously as mentally unbalanced as Britney. Paul should sue her for defamation of character and harassment.

    33. Two nuts after Paul's $$$$ says – reply to this


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      The dog looks like he wants to get away from that nutbag.

    34. Badger says – reply to this


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      They are both cunts.
      I will be signing autographs later in the front lobby.

    35. Joe Blow says – reply to this


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      Man what an ugly bitch! And a cute dog, too.

    36. Cab says – reply to this


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      What a cunt, suits the other cunt just fine, two wild and crazy cunts.

    37. GG1000 says – reply to this


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      "They will need access"??? What a riot! That crazy attention-whore runs around acting like a wolverine on meth and running that vacuum she calls her mouth constantly. All the media has to do is sit back, hit "record" and think about what they're going to do with all the free time they now have that their columns are done two days early.

    38. lovebrad says – reply to this


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      YOU'RE HIRED!!!!!!!!

    39. lovebrad says – reply to this


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      YOU'RE HIRED!!!!!!!!

    40. Christine says – reply to this


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      Good for her. Too many people are afraid of the media these days. The media has gotten way out of hand and needs to be taken down a few pegs. Hopefully more people will follow suit.

    41. Payne N. Diaz says – reply to this


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      Would she like some cheese to go with that whine?

    42. leelu says – reply to this


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      I like her! Paul McCartney was always a douchebag!

    43. Laura says – reply to this


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      Trash attracts more Trash. I just want to know who didn't smack some sense into Paul McCartney before he married the uni-legged bitch.

    44. Call it says – reply to this


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      Hey Masquerade - you masquerading as a real person with a real comment? Your comment has the stench of bad PR. Pathetic.

    45. I love her says – reply to this


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      There are two sides to every story. Paul did beat Linda too but they try to hush that up. His daughter is a bitch and he was a wuss to let her interfere in his marriage. That dog is all kinds of cute. :)

    46. Fuck Her says – reply to this


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      She gives super duper blowjobs.

    47. funky munky says – reply to this


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      This inarticulate clearly uneducated woman has it all wrong. It's heather who is hounding the media not the other way around! She is desperate for attention! Paul McCartney is apparently a very unpleasant man but at least he is intelligent enough to keep his gob shut! heather claims the media make fun of her pegleg and then one week later she's fronting a campaign who's slogan is "you haven't got a leg to stand on"!!!!!!!!! Even PETA don't want her to have anything to do with them. She is one deluded lady and her publisist looks like to villain in a Bond movie!

    48. Dano says – reply to this


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      I think she needs to get something shoved up that dry pussy of hers, but actually SHE IS FUCKING AWESOME

    49. FUCK OFF says – reply to this


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      tHIS BITCH IS CRAZY.

    50. Michele Elyzabeth says – reply to this


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      Happy Thanksgiving

      Thanks for all the support that you gave us this week. It seems that my biggest fan is Perez, so thank you for being there for me, partner!
      For all the rest of you Turkeys… Happy Thanksgiving! I'll get back to you on Monday if you survive the Holiday…

      Posted by Michele Elyzabeth at 3:18 PM

    51. Zoem says – reply to this


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      Someone shit this idiot up she is as bad as Heather Mills. WTf does this tired old hag know about anything, except HM paranoia and self delusions? HM has always been a media whore and always will be.She is also a serial liar.

    52. ◄ΦΦkrazihottkelliΦΦbitchygrlΦ↓ says – reply to this


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      ◄◄zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz◘◘

      zhe had one chance to make hiz kidz love her..zhe wazted

      it..and now zhez all all alone…what a dumb bitch…all guyz R

      ztupid=dickz except gayz..hez ugly like U anyway..who would

      want him unlezz Y'r a GOLDDIGGINGBITCH AND U R!!!!ZUFFER!!!
      ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

    53. EtaCarinae says – reply to this


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      hey, who´s the boy behind her??? the one that is wearing something kinda red, is he some servant or something or a real ghost!!????

    54. Scott in Redmond says – reply to this


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      Poor Paul, now he has to deal with TWO complete cunts.

    55. Christine says – reply to this


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      She's a gold digger that's why she doesn't get any sympathy from the press. Can't she make her own money? Is she that pathetic where she has to depend on a man for money?? Get out there and make your own damn money! Sad, sad, sad….

    56. Nurse Ratchett says – reply to this


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      She's just upset because she has no eyebrows. I, frankly, could give a damn about Paul and Heather or their divorce but how are they going to explain their behavior to their daughter. They both need to shut up in public and quit talking trash about each other. This goes for their people too.

    57. KAC says – reply to this


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      Heather Mills was a gold-digger from the start!! She should just go back to where she came from - a cave!!!

    58. BobC says – reply to this


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      This woman looks like the psychotic mother from that movie "Carrie".

    59. jules says – reply to this


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      OK, botox!

    60. the omen says – reply to this


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      Look at the dogs face! priceless haha