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1. Pinche Cagon says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   First! I'm first bitches! Fiiiiiiiirst! First!

2. munch says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   don't know who this hot mess is!!

3. holly says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   because he's fucking fat. first

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   Looks like gout to me.

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   cuz his fatasss broke that shit.

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   i thought he was elton john who had let himself go a bit..

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   dork!

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   because elton john fell on it while sucking on his schlong….

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   douche!

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    gross

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    im not first

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    who

13. Coy says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    He didn't, Britney ran it over!

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    I

15. Mouse says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I thought it was you perez!!

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    first

17. Anton says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    When he tripped on a bucket of KFC

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    the fat fuck is probably diabetic. so hes feet are all screwed up. perez should take note.

19. Bitchy says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    while trying to lick his balls?????

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    he injured himself toe-fucking his boyfriend up the arse.
    ewwwwwwwwwww i've just grossed myself out.

21. lovebrad says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    HE CAN USE SOME LIVER AND HEALTHY LUNGS TO SPEND ON.

22. lovebrad says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    HE CAN USE SOME LIVER AND HEALTHY LUNGS TO SPEND ON.

23. loci says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    don't know him….don't want to know.
    tell it to go away

24. TELLLLY says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    PEREZ YOU DONT GET IT!! THIS GUY IS EVEN BETTER LOOKING THAN YOU. YOU ARE THE UGLIEST CELEBRETARD! YOU PEREZ!!PEREZ YOU DONT GET IT!! THIS GUY IS EVEN BETTER LOOKING THAN YOU. YOU ARE THE UGLIEST CELEBRETARD! YOU PEREZ!!PEREZ YOU DONT GET IT!! THIS GUY IS EVEN BETTER LOOKING THAN YOU. YOU ARE THE UGLIEST CELEBRETARD! YOU PEREZ!!

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    He hurt his ankle cause i tripped him them kicked him in the vagina

26. suck it says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    chasing a sandwich.

27. pocketholdergal (LOGAN) says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    wtf! the guy is the size of a baby whale, && your asking why his foot was broken gahh, i mean his foot was probley tired of walking his ass around.. each foot is takeing turns.. moving that lard ass everywhere…

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    BECAUSE HIS LITTLE FOOT COULDN'T SUPPORT ALL THAT WEIGHT……..

29. makicabrera10 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I guess he tried to excercise……

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    Mwahaha!!! That should be the next 'separated at birth' with Perez. Pot calling kettle names, dear….the gym is down two then left.

31. sassafrass says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    rushing to the taco bar!

32. Benny boi says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Jason Davis injured his foot after being thrown out of a gay club and landing flat on his Elton John-ish face ! Yeah !

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    while running for the buffet.

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    Eating… obviously!

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    Jason Davis injured his foot trying to eat it.

36. ashlee says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    jason davis injured his foot trying to fuck a bike.

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    Trying to bugger a pig.

38. Rebecca says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Jason Davis injured his foot riding his brother fat coat tails.

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    trying to shove it up his ASS?

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    because he dropped a 50lb frozen turkey on his foot.

41. running to the nearest buffet says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    duh!

42. clarissa says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    his weight shattered hid foot

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    injured his foot…Who knows? I will say it is sad how fat this guy is
    getting. Does he even hold a real job? (8 hr work day) If not, then
    his fat ass should be at the gym working out. What an oinker.

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    because he stood up

45. thefab says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    gnawing on it

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    this bitch is ridiculous.look at how he's holding on to those crutches and he's wearing SUNGLASSES AT NIGHT!!LAME.WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE ARE WEARING SUNGLASSES AT NIGHT AND FOR WHAT REASON?

47. Cardinal Ximenez says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    … felching a gay rhino

48. scock says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    awww. he's cute. we all fluctuate in weight from time to time. Perez how's your meth diet going? that explains the hair right?
    If it wasn't for the chubby chasers you and I would never get laid….

49. Max says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    HEY ITS YOUR BODY DOUBLE PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

50. maps says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    separated at birth : Jason Davis and The fat rich kid who steals the bike in pee wees big adventure.

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    Look at the size of his fucking pants. He is an obese bastard. The aluminum crutches are screaming under the weight of his tremendous girth. Their limits are being tested nearly as much as the buttons holding his size 86 coat onto his gargantuan torso. Fat ass.

52. em says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    when he slipped on his brother's grease.

53. smarf says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    because he hasn't seen his foot in years

54. Vanessa says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Carryin all that damn flab around can definetly cause a foot injury!!

55. Y=2 much $$$ but no brains says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Knew there was a reason God created Titanium. With all his falls……
    Um he got injured fighting as a brave soldier defending his country?
    Love how protected we feel with Jason and Paris in control. Such brave and smart ambassadors with nothing but their own interests in mind. Awe…..Jack fell down and broke his tiny crown.

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    Last time I read about this queen, seems she was suffering from the
    FLESH EATING VIRUS

57. What's in his pants? says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Beacuse the load in his pants fell down and crushed it.

58. MamaMia says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    With his own bodyweight?

59. kxoxo says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    he got hungry that he munched all of his toes off, ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

60. sandy sue says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Perezito!
    This offenses me

61. Sarah says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Jason Davis Injured His Foot by getting it lost in your fat ass (literally). You're a match made in heaven, Perez! Just the image of you and this fat dude hitting it makes want to not have a big Thanksgiving Dinner tonight.

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    hahaha ewww gout!!!! mwah to perez! happy turkey day!

63. Leona'$ GHO$T IS ONE STUFFED BITCH! says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    …while jumping for joy after winning the Annual Perez Hilton look-alike contest. Also, yeay Pinche, you're number 1!

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    Jason Davis injured his foot WHILE TOE FUCKING! LMAO!

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    Who the hell is this fat dickslapper?

    I'll play.

    Jason Davis injured his foot because he dropped the jug of Coke that he was drinking on his fat foot.

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    Jason Davis injured his foot while trying to fist his gigalo man-whore w/ his foot.

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    I don't know why you hate GUMMI so much ,you all look like BROTHERS. I think Perez you musta had a crush on GUMMI and he wasn't into YOU.

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    I heard it happened in front of Hyde while he was trying to get into the club. First he slipped on a bucket of KFC…… just then, Perez ran up and girl kicked him in the shin while he was down, then Britney drove up and ran over his foot. There must be some paps with pictures of this.

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    ……..reaching for a twinkie!………….

70. IdahoNoUdaho says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    …trying to kick himself in the ass…

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    ok, 1) who is this guy???? as an australian, i have no idea who this washed-up fatty is, is he an american actor? 2) by looking at the size of him, he probably tried to eat it. or maybe he dropped his sandwich on it. and 3) perez you are wayyy better than this kid!!!!! your website is awesome…keep up the good work!!!!!

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    perez broke it while they were having sex

73. huh says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    STICKING IT UP YOUR ASS!

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    while performing an acrobatic menover when he was fucking perez in his ass

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    by taking his foot out of his ass!

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    BECAUSE… he was racing perez for some donuts but perez tripped him and he broke his foot. shameless P!!

    hehe love ya

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    He injured his foot running to get in line for Thanksgiving dinner.

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    trying a pair of donatella versace's silver stilettos

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    Who the fuck cares about Jason Davis anyways. He looks like a giant douche bag. lol.

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    and no-one cares

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    moving!!

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    Who????? exactly! News? hmmmm…

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    trying to catch a Turkey.

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    I thought it was perez hilton

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    …running for the fucking ice cream truck

86. P Sheezey keepin it breezey says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    JASON DAVIS INJURED HIS FOOT WHEN HE KICKED BRANDON IN THE FIRE CROTCH

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    JASON DAVIS INJURED HIS FOOT BECAUSE BRITNEY'S ASS SMASHED IT WITH HER STUPID CAR. THANK GOD SHE HIRED A DRIVER!!

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    He broke his foot at a gay night club he tried to dance but ended up falling down. He saw a cheesy nacho that fell on the floor that he snacked on.

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    playing Bugger My Toe!

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    Taking a shit.

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    because he was kicking his look-alike clone, butt-buddy Perez's honkin' hiney. That's why. whogivesashit?

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    When Rumor crossed her legs.

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    When Rumor (or was it Suze) crossed her legs.

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    This fat fuck must have the penis the size of a tootsie roll. This is the only wa to explain why he isn't slim and banging hot chicks.

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    That fat turd is almost as obese as Perez !

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    Who the fuck is Jason Davis?

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    …wait a minute…foot?…I've got feet? I haven't seen them in years…!

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    Living in in Engalnd I have no idea who this guy is? Is he relevant?

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    WTF, is he relevant?

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     He tripped because he's too fat to see the ground below him because all he sees is stomach flab and Taco Bell remnants. He looks like a disgustingly obese version of k.d. lang. She should sue him. He's disgusting. I can't even believe you think he qualifies as a celebrity, Perez. HE IS NOT A CELEBRITY!