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The fugliest celebretard on the planet limps out of Mr. Chow's on Wednesday night.

Jason Davis injured his foot ________.

[Image via Buzz Foto.]

Posted: Nov 22, 2007 at 6:00 pm / Email this »

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Pinche Cagon says – reply to this

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First! I'm first bitches! Fiiiiiiiirst! First!
munch says – reply to this

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don't know who this hot mess is!!
holly says – reply to this

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because he's fucking fat. first
NobodySpecial says – reply to this

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Looks like gout to me.
nessaface says – reply to this

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cuz his fatasss broke that shit.
rach says – reply to this

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i thought he was elton john who had let himself go a bit..
kri says – reply to this

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dork!
rocket says – reply to this

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because elton john fell on it while sucking on his schlong….
nessaface says – reply to this

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douche!
melz says – reply to this

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gross
er says – reply to this

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im not first
dugan says – reply to this

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who
Coy says – reply to this

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He didn't, Britney ran it over!
jd says – reply to this

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I
Mouse says – reply to this

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I thought it was you perez!!
m says – reply to this

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first
Anton says – reply to this

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When he tripped on a bucket of KFC
ashley says – reply to this

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the fat fuck is probably diabetic. so hes feet are all screwed up. perez should take note.
Bitchy says – reply to this

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while trying to lick his balls?????
UKer says – reply to this

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he injured himself toe-fucking his boyfriend up the arse.
ewwwwwwwwwww i've just grossed myself out.
lovebrad says – reply to this

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HE CAN USE SOME LIVER AND HEALTHY LUNGS TO SPEND ON.
lovebrad says – reply to this

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HE CAN USE SOME LIVER AND HEALTHY LUNGS TO SPEND ON.
loci says – reply to this

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don't know him….don't want to know.
tell it to go away
TELLLLY says – reply to this

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PEREZ YOU DONT GET IT!! THIS GUY IS EVEN BETTER LOOKING THAN YOU. YOU ARE THE UGLIEST CELEBRETARD! YOU PEREZ!!PEREZ YOU DONT GET IT!! THIS GUY IS EVEN BETTER LOOKING THAN YOU. YOU ARE THE UGLIEST CELEBRETARD! YOU PEREZ!!PEREZ YOU DONT GET IT!! THIS GUY IS EVEN BETTER LOOKING THAN YOU. YOU ARE THE UGLIEST CELEBRETARD! YOU PEREZ!!
jess says – reply to this

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He hurt his ankle cause i tripped him them kicked him in the vagina
suck it says – reply to this

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chasing a sandwich.
pocketholdergal (LOGAN) says – reply to this

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wtf! the guy is the size of a baby whale, && your asking why his foot was broken gahh, i mean his foot was probley tired of walking his ass around.. each foot is takeing turns.. moving that lard ass everywhere…
raaaaaaa says – reply to this

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BECAUSE HIS LITTLE FOOT COULDN'T SUPPORT ALL THAT WEIGHT……..
makicabrera10 says – reply to this

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I guess he tried to excercise……
guilty pleasures says – reply to this

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Mwahaha!!! That should be the next 'separated at birth' with Perez. Pot calling kettle names, dear….the gym is down two then left.
sassafrass says – reply to this

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rushing to the taco bar!
Benny boi says – reply to this

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Jason Davis injured his foot after being thrown out of a gay club and landing flat on his Elton John-ish face ! Yeah !
hadley says – reply to this

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while running for the buffet.
Kristi says – reply to this

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Eating… obviously!
blahr says – reply to this

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Jason Davis injured his foot trying to eat it.
ashlee says – reply to this

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jason davis injured his foot trying to fuck a bike.
Regina says – reply to this

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Trying to bugger a pig.
Rebecca says – reply to this

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Jason Davis injured his foot riding his brother fat coat tails.
lovergirl says – reply to this

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trying to shove it up his ASS?
TC23 says – reply to this

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because he dropped a 50lb frozen turkey on his foot.
running to the nearest buffet says – reply to this

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duh!
clarissa says – reply to this

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his weight shattered hid foot
MN_Nice says – reply to this

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injured his foot…Who knows? I will say it is sad how fat this guy is
getting. Does he even hold a real job? (8 hr work day) If not, then
his fat ass should be at the gym working out. What an oinker.
d says – reply to this

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because he stood up
thefab says – reply to this

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gnawing on it
ANNA NICOLE SMITH says – reply to this

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this bitch is ridiculous.look at how he's holding on to those crutches and he's wearing SUNGLASSES AT NIGHT!!LAME.WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE ARE WEARING SUNGLASSES AT NIGHT AND FOR WHAT REASON?
Cardinal Ximenez says – reply to this

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… felching a gay rhino
scock says – reply to this

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awww. he's cute. we all fluctuate in weight from time to time. Perez how's your meth diet going? that explains the hair right?
If it wasn't for the chubby chasers you and I would never get laid….
Max says – reply to this

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HEY ITS YOUR BODY DOUBLE PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
maps says – reply to this

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separated at birth : Jason Davis and The fat rich kid who steals the bike in pee wees big adventure.
Lose Weight says – reply to this

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Look at the size of his fucking pants. He is an obese bastard. The aluminum crutches are screaming under the weight of his tremendous girth. Their limits are being tested nearly as much as the buttons holding his size 86 coat onto his gargantuan torso. Fat ass.
em says – reply to this

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when he slipped on his brother's grease.
smarf says – reply to this

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because he hasn't seen his foot in years
Vanessa says – reply to this

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Carryin all that damn flab around can definetly cause a foot injury!!
Y=2 much $$$ but no brains says – reply to this

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Knew there was a reason God created Titanium. With all his falls……
Um he got injured fighting as a brave soldier defending his country?
Love how protected we feel with Jason and Paris in control. Such brave and smart ambassadors with nothing but their own interests in mind. Awe…..Jack fell down and broke his tiny crown.
Asheville Pete says – reply to this

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Last time I read about this queen, seems she was suffering from the
FLESH EATING VIRUS
What's in his pants? says – reply to this

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Beacuse the load in his pants fell down and crushed it.
MamaMia says – reply to this

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With his own bodyweight?
kxoxo says – reply to this

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he got hungry that he munched all of his toes off, ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
sandy sue says – reply to this

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Perezito!
This offenses me
Sarah says – reply to this

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Jason Davis Injured His Foot by getting it lost in your fat ass (literally). You're a match made in heaven, Perez! Just the image of you and this fat dude hitting it makes want to not have a big Thanksgiving Dinner tonight.
KB says – reply to this

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hahaha ewww gout!!!! mwah to perez! happy turkey day!
Leona'$ GHO$T IS ONE STUFFED BITCH! says – reply to this

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…while jumping for joy after winning the Annual Perez Hilton look-alike contest. Also, yeay Pinche, you're number 1!
Myra says – reply to this

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Jason Davis injured his foot WHILE TOE FUCKING! LMAO!
Me says – reply to this

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Who the hell is this fat dickslapper?

I'll play.

Jason Davis injured his foot because he dropped the jug of Coke that he was drinking on his fat foot.
LasVegas says – reply to this

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Jason Davis injured his foot while trying to fist his gigalo man-whore w/ his foot.
Perez is in Loveee says – reply to this

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I don't know why you hate GUMMI so much ,you all look like BROTHERS. I think Perez you musta had a crush on GUMMI and he wasn't into YOU.
Lips McCoy says – reply to this

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I heard it happened in front of Hyde while he was trying to get into the club. First he slipped on a bucket of KFC…… just then, Perez ran up and girl kicked him in the shin while he was down, then Britney drove up and ran over his foot. There must be some paps with pictures of this.
lameass says – reply to this

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……..reaching for a twinkie!………….
IdahoNoUdaho says – reply to this

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…trying to kick himself in the ass…
audrey says – reply to this

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ok, 1) who is this guy???? as an australian, i have no idea who this washed-up fatty is, is he an american actor? 2) by looking at the size of him, he probably tried to eat it. or maybe he dropped his sandwich on it. and 3) perez you are wayyy better than this kid!!!!! your website is awesome…keep up the good work!!!!!
someone says – reply to this

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perez broke it while they were having sex
huh says – reply to this

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STICKING IT UP YOUR ASS!
bluenosedbastard says – reply to this

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while performing an acrobatic menover when he was fucking perez in his ass
Johan says – reply to this

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by taking his foot out of his ass!
barbara says – reply to this

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BECAUSE… he was racing perez for some donuts but perez tripped him and he broke his foot. shameless P!!

hehe love ya
Emmy says – reply to this

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He injured his foot running to get in line for Thanksgiving dinner.
uhmmm (milano) says – reply to this

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trying a pair of donatella versace's silver stilettos
f.Lo says – reply to this

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Who the fuck cares about Jason Davis anyways. He looks like a giant douche bag. lol.
Brook says – reply to this

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and no-one cares
dru says – reply to this

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moving!!
cgggg says – reply to this

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Who????? exactly! News? hmmmm…
Road Runner says – reply to this

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trying to catch a Turkey.
fatfuckperez says – reply to this

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I thought it was perez hilton
shannon says – reply to this

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…running for the fucking ice cream truck
P Sheezey keepin it breezey says – reply to this

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JASON DAVIS INJURED HIS FOOT WHEN HE KICKED BRANDON IN THE FIRE CROTCH
urworstnightmare says – reply to this

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JASON DAVIS INJURED HIS FOOT BECAUSE BRITNEY'S ASS SMASHED IT WITH HER STUPID CAR. THANK GOD SHE HIRED A DRIVER!!
Jack says – reply to this

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He broke his foot at a gay night club he tried to dance but ended up falling down. He saw a cheesy nacho that fell on the floor that he snacked on.
suze says – reply to this

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playing Bugger My Toe!
P-Rick says – reply to this

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Taking a shit.
toadflaxxed says – reply to this

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because he was kicking his look-alike clone, butt-buddy Perez's honkin' hiney. That's why. whogivesashit?
Lauiren says – reply to this

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When Rumor crossed her legs.
Lauiren says – reply to this

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When Rumor (or was it Suze) crossed her legs.
donkeypunch says – reply to this

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This fat fuck must have the penis the size of a tootsie roll. This is the only wa to explain why he isn't slim and banging hot chicks.
Jason Davis says – reply to this

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That fat turd is almost as obese as Perez !
Kirstie says – reply to this

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Who the fuck is Jason Davis?
JJ says – reply to this

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…wait a minute…foot?…I've got feet? I haven't seen them in years…!
Baobabi says – reply to this

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Living in in Engalnd I have no idea who this guy is? Is he relevant?
Baobabi says – reply to this

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WTF, is he relevant?
SB says – reply to this

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He tripped because he's too fat to see the ground below him because all he sees is stomach flab and Taco Bell remnants. He looks like a disgustingly obese version of k.d. lang. She should sue him. He's disgusting. I can't even believe you think he qualifies as a celebrity, Perez. HE IS NOT A CELEBRITY!