Lisa Goes Lezbo
Cisco Adler's new girlfriend, Lisa D'Amato, likes his balls….but she also loves some pussy too!
The America's Next Top Model alum and wannabe musician got OUT OF CONTROL at a pre-Thanksgiving party on Wednesday night.
CLICK HERE to read all about it!
CLICK HERE to see the uncensored pics!
A Perezcious reader just sent in this juicy report!
"Dearest Perez, a.k.a. Queen of all Media:
So after a truly bizarre and wonderful night last night, I woke up quite early, nursing a hangover I might add, to write you and tell you HOW FUCKING unbalanced and truly wierd Cisco Adler and his current girlfriend Lisa D'Amato from the fifth season of Americas Next Top Model are. I will say though that Cicso, (the wonderful c-lister that he is) was very kind to my friends and I, and let us snap and pose for pics all night long.
Our run in happened at Harrah's Pool Bar in Atlantic City, NJ, where Cicso was scheduled to host the Thanksgiving Eve Party for the bar. (It MUST be said that no one throws a party like you Perez, especially at Harrahs Pool Bar….) So my four friends and I get there, start boozing it up in one of the cabanas, and are basically waiting for the "celeb of the night" to arrive. We go out on the dance floor, and Cicso arrives, in his usual tight-pants-squishing-my-big-balls look, and heads right to the dj booth to "do what he does best" (His words, not mine!). While dancing with my girls, my one friend, (whos name will be "Sally") is gropped and molested by none other than Lisa from season five of Americas Next Top Model. Of course, we are all flabbergasted that shes even here, and we get SLIGHTLY star struck for like a minute. Then she starts trying to make out with "Sally", and taking all sorts of pictures with her that are not eactly Top Model shots. (See pics above.)
An hour or so goes by with lots of liquor, more gropping, tons of molesting in the pool, and taking obscene pictures. Now here's where the really juicy stuff comes into play.
My beautiful mamacita friend, who we shall call "Mami" is asked to come over and sit with Cicso on his break in his cabana. She polietly does just that, and is then berrated with Cicso trying to take her up to his room. Lisa (who told us earlier that Cisco was her 'genious' boyfriend) was FURIOUS that #1 an "average around the way girl" was better looking than her, and 2, that Cisco was trying to kick her out of his room for the night! Cicso is totally over Lisa screaming and making a scene, so he gives "Mami" his cell number and room number and tells her to come up, and that he and Lisa have seperate rooms so she doesn't have to worry about her!! Lisa then proceeded to get in "Mami's" face, saying she would beat her ass. I then stepped in and told Miss Lisa that yeah, shes a perfect size zero, and "five-head" (thats what she kept referring to Tyra as) may have made a mistake for kicking her off, but she was still a D-lister with a shitty youtube debut of her ill-fated rap album, and I would beat her ass Top Model Style if she raised a hand to "Mami" again. She laughed and said that I was right about "Five-head" kicking her off, and she grabbed her two-season ago betsey johnson hand bag and stormed off to her room….alone. What a loser.
The night was fabulous and soooo random.
After waking up, I turned on my camera and found all of these great expose-style shots! lol. I hope they work for you…..oh an thats "Sally" getting her bathing suit bottom pulled off by Lisa!!"
Gobble Up!
Oh man.
Yay, I was first.
Kelly clarkson today on the Jets/Cowboys HALFTIME SHOW!!!
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FIRST BITCHES!!!!!
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i never liked bitch anyway.
FIRST hi
Um, is this turning into a porn site? boring sidney, very boring.
wow
um..whoa. FIRST!
hmmmm..
first bitches! happy thanksgiving ! love ya perez!
first…..and oh em gee!! wowoeee
nasty 1st
1st?
cisco is a piece of shit loser.
Trash. All of this girls "Crew" is more trashy than Cisco and that ANTM wannabe
lisa is such trash.. no wonder tyra kicked her off.. i mean that.. on top of the fact that shes fucking hideous.
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!
twentyFIRST!!!
nice pictures- wonderful breast…i´ld like to play with the 2 of them
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
14th
Gross.
Remember…this is the same chick who tried to pee in an adult diaper during a photo shoot….(thanks MTV rerun marathon…) She is unhinged….
okay…
che battone…..
no traslation ahahhahahahh
Jesus died for YOU and ME be thankful that he died for everyone on this planet
if he didn't die for us then we would all go to hell and just BURN for ETERNITY!
wow..ur friend is a whore too
Ohhhkay then…..
Kelly, You're a moron….Clarkson is great but get over yourself.
E - ballz anyone?
nothin like good ol white trash representing america
Jesus died for YOU and ME be thankful that he died for everyone on this planet
if he didn't die for us then we would all go to hell and just BURN for ETERNITY!
and i thank GOD for creating a place called HEAVEN where there's peace no hurtfulness beautiful things and angels
what a nasty whore
SHE WAS HAVING WAY TOO MUCH FUN. limits people!
Damn biotch her tits look werid.
man thats pretty hot. id suck on those nice tits.
Well that was hot.
The person pulling "Sally's" underwear off is NOT Lisa. Look @ the first pic: Lisa has a WHITE braclete, not a black one that is showed in the last picture. That's a man's hand.
Complain all you want about her, but "Sally" is a HUGE SLUT TOO. Holy fuck. Who lets people grope them like that and get naked in public?? FREAK
wtf does she think berated means? she spelled it wrong too.
Re: JESUS DIED FOR YOU AND ME – Unless Jesus just showed up in Britneys new Mercedes or Paris Hilton's dumpling in China keep him out of the comment section. He is going to be very mad at you and keep you from getting into Heaven.
Gross, who the hell wants to see that shit…yawn…. But, I willl watch Kelly Clarkson during half time. That's the best part of football!
very classy!
Re: Erin –
that's what i thought CELEBRITY NEWS PEREZ not TRASH NOBODIES!
OK, that's not exactly Thanksgiving-y…..or maybe it is….a few people do eat glazed rump roast on this day!
Re: Baba – that makes two of us
Wow…lots of ugly folks in them pics.
I'm glad when I got out and party I don't act like a total whore, make out with chicks, and take so many drugs I look like the black dude in those pics.
I suppose all the drama described by the photographer of evening goes to show that unhappy people will do anything to try to have fun and get noticed.
Sad.
Oh those sluts. And with some gangsta too.
Re: PhillipP –
LMAO YOU ARE FUNNY!
Robbie Williams would be so proud!
And 'Sally' is just as bad, I don't see her exactly protesting or trying to cover herself up.
Eeeeeeeeerm, I might be slightly stupid, but in the first picture I can see the white bracelet on Lisa, and the hand pulling the bikini bottoms down also has a white bracelet (barely visible).
WHO GIVES A FUCK IF AWFUL KELLY CLARKSON IS ON TV TODAY. GROSS!
Re: JESUS DIED FOR YOU AND ME – Hey, I just got off the phone with Jesus. He wanted me to tell you that I'm first and that you should blow me. And you should blow me with some serious ganas too. Like put the tip in your throat. And hum. And call me daddy. Oh and Jesus wanted me to tell you that you will save more souls if you log off of your computer and go down to Wal-Mart and interact with the people face to face. But first, he wants you to smoke my pole. Suuuuuuuuuuper. Oh and by the way,….I'm first! First! Praise the lord! First!
Lezbo my ass! That skank has no future as a model. So she has to what she can to draw attention to herself
They are SOOO high on E.
Trashy and wrong in so many ways, ummm and whats up with all those ugly looking farmer chicks. Can you really get into clubs looking like that?!?
I cant stand Lisa……but still…..kinda HOT! She needs to raise her standards, thats all.
This is the stupidest post ever. We dont need to see boobies when we want to check out celebrity gossip, Perez. This is lame AND disgusting.
Nice tyra you should have picked her to be americas next top model i mean, atleast it looks like she eats something && she is already following in your foot steps.. a few more glasses of mine && some one might mistake her for you…
Re: JESUS DIED FOR YOU AND ME – lol are you being ironic?
jk i know you're probably that stupid to believe in shit you can't see. its ok, i believe in the flying spaghetti monster. may he bless you with his noodily appendage this fine thanksgiving day. he died for your sins AND your pasta! praise him.
oh and who the shit are these people in the pictures? and who the fuck gets so wasted they take pictures of their tits like that? that must have been ALOT of alcohol. wtf share.
Re: Your Mother – um i'm a (usually) straight chick, and i still won't turn down seeing pictures of tits. geez. loosin up, NUDITY FOR THE WIN.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm NOW its a HAPPY Tittie day
Nice to see they're having a good time. LOL.
wow. i used to like her, Now i dont.
what a trashy whore.
Re: Lor –
Actually your wrong, the first pic shows Lisa with a white bracelet/band on her left wrist and the last picture is of a left hand with a white bracelet/band pulling down the bathing suit.
ehhh…I dont find any of it ENTIRELY slutty I mean no one gave blow jobs or had sex….
why would you submit pics of your friend acting so stupidly with Z-listers???
Classy.
The clits are throbbing, I'm not gay and I wouldn't do it in public but that's HOT. I'm not mad at em. To each his own.
Dayum, Tyra's going to be super pissed at her!!!!!!!!!!1111
Who doesn't like a little pussy once in a while? Except for Perez.
thanks for keeping my face covered..I don't wanna loose custody of my kids to KFed
Sweeeet!
"Sally" is a whore——–Lisa Rocks!!!! Ace of spades in awesome!!!!!
JEALOUS - you are just helping her career.
369 just played the soundtrack to this ghetto story.
Kelly Clarkson was Awesome! i wanna fuck her
Re: Kelly – She SUCKED!! She yelled the whole time and practically lost her voice!!!! Very disappointing….. Sham Shame..
tyra would not be pleased
Booooring white-trash story. Why do you even waste time writing about this Z-list bitch? How she got on Top Model is beyond me, she's busted-up looking. No one cares!
She's just the same attention-seeking freak she was on ANTM. Doesn't she have ANY shame? Does anyone remember the shoot that season w/ Steve-O and the other Jackass guy? She was so desperate for attention, she put on a diaper and peed herself. SAD.
The worst nipples of all time. This dirtbag is a model? Could have fooled me! She aint to photogenic. Look at her ugly face in photo 3.
And who the fuck is Disco Adler?
Re: JESUS DIED FOR YOU AND ME –
you are funny and I bet fun to be around.
wow, her friends are fat. I'm sure she is too.
Re: Pinche Cagon – HAS BEEN
YOU STILL SO CORNY
skanktastic!!!
MORE PROOF: DUMB ASS EASY EASY EASY EASY WHITE GIRLS'
Re: JESUS DIED FOR YOU AND ME – i hear you…mentioning that name JESUS really gets people wound up…interesting…GOD help us all.
JEEZUS FUCKED ME THIS I KNOW
HE STUCK HIS DICK INTO MY HOLE
HE FUCKED ME LONG, HE FUCKED ME HARD
AND MY ASS LANDED IN THE YARD
I STUCK MY COCK INTO HIS HOLE
AND HE CRIED OUT “A BIGGER POLE!”
I RIPPED HIS ASS WITH MY BIG FIST
AND RAMMED IT IN WAY PAST MY WRIST
WHEN I GOT IN MY WHOLE ARM
I REALIZED HE BOUGHT THE FARM
BUT DON’T YOU FRET BELIEVERS KNOW
THREE MORE DAYS & HE’S HOT TO GO
I FILLED HIS ASS WITH A GALLON OF JIZZ
AND A COUPLE OF MENTOS JUST FOR THE FIZZ
AS THE SPERM SHOT OUT I SAW HIM GRIN
AND LICKED THE CUM RIGHT OFF HIS CHIN
AMEN!
man…her eyes are huge!! They were probably all messed up on some shit!!
Simply forgetable, just like she was on the show………….LOSER
Cisco? Really? Come the fuck on, that dude is the atichrist of all that is cool. Fuck him, his ugly bitch, kelly clarkson, and your fucking moms.
Her parents must be so proud.
oh my….i though celebrities got to this stage after they peaked…..she obviusly chose to skip a few steps striaght to Britneyland….career over before it has even begun
oh my….i though celebrities got to this stage after they peaked…..she obviously chose to skip a few steps striaght to Britneyland….career over before it has even begun
oh my….i though celebrities got to this stage after they peaked…..she obviously chose to skip a few steps striaght to Britneyland….career over before it has even begun!!
what a bunch of skanks.