This Turkey Is Stuffed
Filed under: Nicole Scherzinger
Somebody's been hitting the egg nog hard!
Perezcious reader Amber ran into the lead Pussycat Doll on the night before Thanksgiving, and this is what she has to report:
"So I saw Nicole Scherzinger in her hometown of Louisville, KY last night at Felt. She was completely wasted, kept singing a terrible version of that overplayed buttons song and acted kind of put out that I wanted a pic. So I attached the pic, I am sure you will be able to tell for yourself! Keep up the good work, my day is not complete without Perez!"
Thanks, Amber.
Maybe Nicole was drowning her sorrows away? Her solo album has been pushed back like four times now!
to the ambers of the world:
you are why the world sucks.
Saw the photos of the turkey bash, Nicole looked fine in those, probably half blinking in this shot. (not wasted!) Looks to me like Nicole is holding her breath, I can only imagine what this classless tard smells like!
On the other hand there were NO photos of this line backer of a chick who's mauling Nicole. I guess they don't photograph stupid hick trash and publicize that people like her hang out there, bad for business! If they had a door man she would have never got in to pull such a skank stunt.
That song, Buttons, makes me wanna blow groceries. It's just lame. There be my two cents, yo.
I would feel put on too if I had this runt squeezing on me as if she were my comadre.
She looks like that cause she has to smell the armpit of that fucking fat swampthing!!! I bet amber was real nice to her knowing full well she was going to sell out the next morning. Fucking fat pig amber!!!
This pic tells me more about this Amber tha about Nicole.
Why she thinks Nicole could not party and be drunk? Because she is a celebrity? The look in ambers face is so arrogant!
Is this her 15 minutes in fame, which you american people seem to need SO BADLY that you are ready to do what ever it takes. Yack!!!
ok so am i the only one totally laughing at her single?! I mean ye sim on here because im procrastinating (aren't we all) for finals…but i have t say its huge marketing scheme …i mea randomly yelling her na,e is nicole in her song?! lol she is such a product and joke…enough with plastic ad lip singing….what a waste of time.
Is Nicole going bald???? She appears to have a severely receding hairline!!!Nicole looks like the stinky, washed out skank that she is. Tired from swallowing too many blow jobs, drinks, & mediocre performances (in all ways, I'm sure). She looks like a biker-banger in her late 30's/early 40's instead of someone in her 20's!!!! Amber may be a little chubby but at least she's fresh-faced & she can always lose weight! I don't see a bald spot on her either!!
U are a fatass…. eeeeeeewwwwwwww!! I'm suprised she even let herself be photograped w/you……. Well… ONLY after that would I believe that she might be intoxicated. I'm NOT attacking you…. you deserve it. You put yourself out there like she did..and you are the fatass loser ONLY standing next to her. YOU ARE THE REASON THAT CELEB'S are scared to be REAL around us. Even the fatasses like you….. can intimidate…. and incriminate. YOU ARE A BITCH TO EVEN REPORT IT.. u are horrible and fat….. oh, don't forget …. YOU ARE FAT!!!!! And ugly…… but that is a whole diff story…. scandolous ho….
Amber, girls like you make celebrities like Nicole act the way they are. I'm surprised she even made you take her picture!
NO…… THIS IS KENTUCKY HONEY!! ALL American's are NOT LIKE THIS!!!! THIS bitch Amber is a fat sweaty pig!! Especially standing next to Nicole…… As drunk as she may be (Nicole)…….. Keep your fucking fat mouth shut(FAT AMBER)!!!!! I know it's hard and you will probably have…"tater chip withdrawls". You bumpkin slut….. you look like you are a fatass from ARKANSAS… KENTUCKY….I "guess" it's the same…. just "less" inbred's. LOSER FATTY!!!!!!!!
Nicole Scherzinger is without doubt a dirty bird: stay away from Lewis Hamilton. Lewis is a decent lad, he should not associate with the likes of Scherzinger; she is dirty and looks about 40 years old. Stay away from our Lewis, go and mess with someone like Pisshead Diddy, or whatever name that vulgar, stylistically challenged imbecile calls himself.
FIRST OF ALL, thanks amber for the pics that we all enjoyed and the story. im sorry there are morons picking on you, i cant even tell your weight from that pic, nor do i care, cause it does not matter. I am shocked at how negative people are on these websites, dont get me wrong i love a good bashing but when deserved. Im sure the people calling you names are FUG or nasty people who have ZERO CONFIDENCE…sad losers.
anyway thank you for sending in the pic, a pussycat doll = a whore but hey….thats what society is loving at the moment. Anyway, my thought is that people who feel the need to pay out others because of their looks should SEEK HELP, yep i said, GET SOME FUCKING HELP cus i know you need it!!
:) TEAM AMBER
Not such a PussyCatDoll, and she's the talent.
America, have you heard Girls Aloud??
What is it with this comebacks, celebutants and wannabe's? Do they really think that the "wasted" look is attractive? If they could only see themselves through OUR eyes.
hey guys…don't be mean to amber, i'm sure she's a very nice girl =)
also nicole looks an absolute fucking mess, but she looks like she's havin the time of her life, she probably didnt want the pic cause she knew ambie would post her drunken pics all over the internet. whatever, i was driving from dc to brooklyn and it took 4 hrs to get to philly…i coulda used some of what nicole was drinkin…stoopid holiday traffic. k tootle-loo
Nicole's hair looks clean. No wonder she looks grossed out by fat Amber. Has Amber washed her hair lately?
THAT'S A MAN!
Why would anyone want to hear a solo Pussy Twat Doll??
i cant believe this fat head the size of a fuckin basketball bitch has the nerve to want a pic with nicole then like omg! post it perezhilton cuz like fuckin he r00xerz dude! fuckin lame bitch. not to mention shes ugly as your dads hairy asshole. and big fuckin deal nicole was wasted. night before thanksgiving is the biggest bar night of the year. everyone goes out & gets wasted. big fuckin deal. i love how people think pictures of celebrities wasted are so newsworthy. perez, cant you come up with more content than this???
the thing is, if people like us can get wasted, why cant nicole be? Common,give her a break.. its not like we dont get wasted too. she got wasted once, u shud give her some privacy
GIVE ME A BREAK. night before thanksgiving is the biggest bar night of the year! people go out and get wated! big fucking deal!
this is ambers big 15 minutes of fame! getting a pic with nicole wasted, then postin it on perezhilton.com
what a fuckin loser. not to mention ugly as fuck with an oversized head.
fuck-n-a man. lets get some real content.
yes, nicole looks wasted, why is that such a big deal?
amber looks a little fuckin geeked herself. look at her eyes and shit.
kinda looks like shes sniffin a whif a fart too
either way amber is a fat ugly bitach. and nicole is hot fucking goddess.
get a life amber, a membership to weight watchers wouldnt hurt either.
Nicole's instincts about this loser, Amber, were right! Ewwww, she's totally out of line putting her arm around a stranger like that, then using the photo to make fun of her. L-O-S-E-R. Nicole, get a bodyguard so you can be protected from trash like this in the future.
i have to admit…i'm no fan of nicole schwhatsherface…but i could only hope that i would look this good when i'm wasted. usually i'd end up looking awful…her makeup still looks decent even! and i agree….i've always thought her and kim karwhatherface look just alike. even with the same long ass last names.
Beautiful woman (Nicole) next to a Fat Cow (FatCow with terrible hair and caked on makeup), HA! I love it
As far as people posting comments like this:
"Eww..of course this fat ass did this…Kentucky..give me a break..Nicole loses cool points for being from red neck land..lol "
If you fucktards knew what the hell you were talking about, that'd be great. Nicole is from Louisville (as is Felt, where this picture was apparently taken), and that's one of the biggest, most industrial cities in the fucking country. Look it up, idiots. No "rednecks" in Louisville, sorry. Way to think up random stereotypes and open your fat mouths without actually knowing what the hell you're talking about. I will say though, that if that chick in the picture with her is from there, I apologize on her behalf for her apparent ignorance/fatness/etc. She's not a good representation of Louisville whatsoever. Acting like Nicole looks like shit when THAT THING is next to her is fucking ridiculous.
Anyway, check your facts before you post comments! Without doing so, you're making yourself look more ignorant than the person in the picture with her . . . and that's hard to do.
that woman is fuckin gorgeous
IF NICOLE LOOKS WASTED,….. HOW DOES AMBER LOOK THEN
Re: Kentucky Bashers Can Fuck Themselves –
The only thing in Kentucky is bored farm kids shooting cans with guns, makin out with cousins and dating girls who look like this ungrateful FAT Pig
Re: Kentucky Bashers Can Fuck Themselves –
The only thing in Kentucky is bored farm kids shooting cans with guns, makin out with cousins and dating girls who look like this ungrateful FAT Pig..Screw kentucky yall..haha
DEAR AMBER,
Well that sure backfired on you didn't it bish. HAHAHAHAHAH
Amber… GO FUCK YOURSELF with your Rabbit! Seriously. She posed for the picture, and you go running to Perez Hilton with it to get your fat mug online. Perhaps she wasn't having a good day. You got your picture. There's no need to bash her online. You're an UGLY human being for doing that!
Oh, and she probably didn't want to get a rash from that cheap ass handbag you're carrying!!!!!
that creature beside nicole…is that a gurl or a guy?…really…
poor thing…dissin nicole…tsk… face the mirror gurl…check urself out……seriously..lol
that creature beside nicole…is that a gurl or a guy?…really…
poor thing…dissin nicole…tsk… face the mirror gurl…check urself out……seriously..lol
Why is Nicole even that big of a deal? I wouldn't have even recognized her if I'd seen her out. She looks like shit and is completely wasted. She looks like a worn out hag who needs to give up the dream of ever being talented. I heard her singing on tv the other night and actually had to turn the channel to shield my ears from the unfortunate sound of - what seemed to be - dying rabbits.
Amber: So nice of you to bother her, asking her to take time out of her life for you only to turn around and badmouth her and sell out to some loser gossip blogger. You're a loser. I hope next time whatever celeb you run into tells you to fuck off. Then you could still talk trash but at least they'd have put your pathetic sellout ass in place, lol.
Well Amber shame on you, i mean how lame are people
This just explains it all, why celebs dont like us not so famous people
gee… maybe she was 'put off' because your the type of girl to run & post her pic on the web with a gossipy story attached.
Its always amusing when someone tries to knock someone else , who is better then them on their worst day:)
Nicole is awesome and beautiful and Amber is a fat, ugly loser! I live in Louisville and if I see you out Amber, I will punch you in your busted, ugly, loser face!!
eww.. that Amber girl looks like a fat whore who's a slave to perez
Amber do you think your statement will help another fan get a picture of Nicole or give her even more reason to be put out and flat out decline.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
I know this Amber bitch and this is exactly like her to do something like this. She deserves all of the horrible things that you are saying about her because she is a horrible person, ask anyone who knows her, she is a BITCH. Someone told me she was on here, but I didnt think it was true, but its some funny shit.
Nicole is hot
LOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
I know this bitch Amber and it is so like her to do something like this. She deserves all of the horrible things that you are saying about her because she is a horrible person. Ask anyone who knows her… she is a BITCH!
Someone told me this was on here and I didnt believe it, this is some funny shit… i am showing everyone I know!
Nicole is hot!
EXACTLY……..Amber you fat turd!!
Of course she was "put out" about taking a pic stupid, she's kickin it with her hometown people and family (who doesn't get wasted the night before Thanksgiving and X-mas??) Here comes your fat ass wanting a pic….do you want a pic posted of your fat nasty ass wasted?? You turn around and snitch her out to Perez….EXACTLY what she was probably thinking your snake ass would do which is why she was weary bitch!!!
OoOoOoOoOoOo I hate a fat snake.leave it to the professionals bitch you'll never be Perez!
@ Eliza
You must be on the CHUNKY side yourself to defend this skank talking about she's not fat………YOUS CRAZY!!!
Thats bitch is so chunky she's got a triple chin, rippled dough neck and her fingers are fat…fat fingered snake!
And Ms. Amber Armpits the one who shouldn't have submitted HER photo to Perez (of all people) if she didn't want others to comment on HER as well as Nicole. She could have cut herself out the pic……but instead she chose to show off those thunderous smelly looking arms of hers so OH WELL FATTY!!!!
Nicole was very nice and was not drunk. Too bad some fat skank has to make shit up to get on perezhilton.com. Fabrications like these are what makes celebrities apprehensive about taking pictures…
Amber.. get a life. I was honored to meet Nicole this weekend and she was anything but rude. She is a real down to earth person who has a life and cares what other people think about her even though she shouldn't give two shits about your opinion. You obviously have no life if u want to beg for her to take a picture with you then u want to turn around and tru to make her look bad. She is beautiful and you are obviously jealous u can;t look like that. Try working out and stop eating. Be honored she isn't like most celeb who don't give people the time of day and don't even hang around with the common people. She is beautiful and a real person so go get a fucking life.
i like that pic from nic
why not? i think it's cut to be drunken if your name is nicole scherzinger. i believe it's not often 
nic ftw ^^
fuck off and leave Nicole alone