Australia Turns Its Back On Nicole Kidman
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Sydney's Daily Telegraph just wrote this scathing critique of Nicole Kidman.
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BURN! Damn, that was dripping with sarcasm…
poor nicole! But hey, she's a holliwood star, she has enough money
That article is awesome. Nicole Kidman is such a whiny butt. If you don't want people to be interested in what you're doing there are PLENTY of other jobs you could have.
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huh? what…1st
wow sarcasm is cool
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WHOA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that's funny
Wow. Great article. Hit the nail right on her tiny pin size head.
Wow. Great article. Hit the nail right on her tiny pin size head.
Excellent!!!!
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This should about every celeb who craves the paps–Nicole Kidman isn't worth even talking about anymore. Her career was over years ago.
I LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!!!! She is such a sham. WHY IS SHE FAMOUS?????
wow…harsh!!
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Stupid article. Stop hating!
nice
wow amazing you are so good perez
hahhahaha……….Nicole who?
hahhahaha……….Nicole who?
Well, they're right. But what prompted such a scathing article now?
HAHA…I love this article…and it's sooooooo true!!
HATEFUL!
You obviously don't know or understand the situation. Ms Kidman is involved in a defamation lawsuit brought about by a paparazzo against one of the largest media institutions in Australia (if not, THE largest). She is a witness for the defense.
This piece appears in a newspaper owned by a rival media magnate - the FOX media organisation. It is not so much designed to discredit Ms Kidman as a person, but to discredit her as a witness and to lessen her effectiveness in the case.
Stop rubbing your hands in glee, most Aussies still love "Our Nic".
wow i think i'm first. just is - i've seen nicole snorting lines in a very hip bar in sydney. Most australian's don't like her, she's a bitch under that fake niceness. Just like her slutty sister that got her first fuck in the back of a truck!
that was kind of hilarious
oooooh…..ouch. sucks to be nicole kidman right now.
Ok, I'll bite. But I still don't get why people say she can't ACT?! Show me one below 40 yr. old female hollywood actress who CAN
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They are all too busy getting tit jobs and looking fuckable to ACT.
What the f? Is Andy Rooney working in Australia?
I think Nichole's issue was that she was being stalked by a photog who her chased her in her car and wiretapped her home.
It was more serious than just a snap.
Nichole gets paid about 20 million a movie which I think is more than that bitter misguided writer will ever see. She's a great actress.
The article is right on the money, and right on the funny. Acting like some woebegotten ingenue scared of the pap was just another ludicrous acting role.
This was a tasty bit of writing.
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that's friggggging hilarious!
"Maybe then she will finally find the happiness she craves."
WORD!
finally someone slapped that stupid bitch
what a fucking cunt
only thing she is good for is telling us have fucking barking mad old tommy cruise is..
oooh its so bitchy!! i luv it
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ALL of her movies are flops. She simply can't carry a film on her own.
Its amazing how much more intelligent the Aussies are than most Americans.
Re: vampira –
Hellen Mirren
Susan Sarandon
Why do directors continue to hire her? She has talent but her movies don't make any money.
Happy Thanksgiving, you plastic, botoxed, self-absorbed twit!
Number #43 it Aussies are more intelligent than Americans than what the hell are you doing visiting and commenting on an American website. Get over yourself
Re: Great Article – Lol! Why isn't your country #1 then?
What an article! The author owes Perez big for posting it. Would like to hear more details for sure about the Autralian actrees Nicole Kidman too. Do not really need to know anything more about the former spouse besides gotta respect Nicole for not selling out her divorce story and keeping quiet.
Spot on! Especially the line about Tom Cruise's being "barking mad." What a great line. Ten years with that loser would make anyone insane.
Damn! Someone sounds a bit bitter…
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Ouch. That's gotta hurt when you're own people hate you. I've always found her unintersting and far too "Casper the Ghost" for my taste. She is pretty in a pixie sort of way, but ingratitude is the ugliest characteristic of all. They say beware you may get what you wish for. Celebrities have to accept that publicity 24-7 is a part of their job IF they're lucky enough for people to be interested in them and not just when they want to whine and wimper about their "personal struggles" for sympathy and their next acting role.
perez,
im so fucking happy someone finally called that girl out.
firstly, i have to say that there was someting charming about nicole kidmnan at some point but now on film no emotion really registers because her face is fucking frozen by mega doses of botox and restylane. Its the serious repurcussions of living in the The Bubble. How can you give beauty and art to the masses when you purposely separate yourself from them and loose the real sense of what the universal truths of life are that will eternally bring us together. i hope she wakes up out of her banal,narcissitic slumber.
Re: America The Beautiful –
If you asked any one in the UK where they'd rather live: USA or Australia - most would say Australia. I think it's safe to say America is one of the most detested countries in the world…..
Ha! This is right on!!
However, it must be said this could be written about most of the "actresses" in Hollywood, yeah I'm talking to you Julia Roberts you talentless hack
I didn't think the Hours was that great. Meryl Streep was amazing in the hours.
I didn't think the Hours was that great. Meryl Streep and ED HARRIS were amazing in the hours.
haha hahha
Re: judi – Your the reason the world hates americans you arrogant pompas twat. The internet is a global portal you un-intelligent fuckwit. who gives a rats whether the site is owned by american/english.
The whore was married to Tom "Mary" Cruise for years! What ELSE is there to say about the sell-out cooze?
So YOU will never be famous or rich. Nic is, so eat that.
love the article!! the same is true of most celebs who whine and complain about the media. they want lives of adoration and sympathy, absent of negative attention.
Who says America is #1? I personally find it a shallow, selfish, ME ME ME sort of GET ME SOME place. And I live here. I certainly wouldn't call it #1, unless the category were "Most Self-Absorbed."
Who says America is #1? I personally find it a shallow, selfish, ME ME ME sort of GET ME SOME place. And I live here. I certainly wouldn't call it #1, unless the category were "Most Self-Absorbed."
Re: fffffffffff – Maybe you should keep it shut. Those women are over 40. Vampira has a valid point.
"Her struggle began when she innocently married a Hollywood megastar who thinks that there are dead aliens in volcanos and psychiatry is evil."
I about fell off my chair with this line.
For those of us who know what the basis of Scientology (Dianetics) is and smartly recognize it for the SCIENCE FICTION that it is, yeah that'd be enough to turn your brain loopy.
Nicole Kidman is a cute, waifish woman with a soft voice who makes her living doing something she can't really do very well. The article is bang-on.
As for Tom Cruise,
he tried to recruit other girls before Katie Holmes to marry him and birth his spawn but Katie was dumb enough to fall for it (or accept his rich homo offer).
We'll be seeing this again.
Re: UK Biatch. – I guess either Australia or the United States would be better than staying in the U.K. bitch.
I always liked her, yet, this article brings her into a new kight. Perhaps she is a brilliant actress after all…. fleecing us into thinking she's such a goody-goody. Whatever… she's a decent actress with a mediocre list of films who was married to the craziest fuck in Hollywood and is now married to a substance abuser.
ther article forgot to mention that's she wasn't only a beard for Tom, but is also the most botoxed lifted woman in hollywood!
Well, I have NEVER (and I do mean, NEVER!) thought of Kidman as being even remotely attractive, and she acts passably well. In "Margot at the Wedding" she LOSES her American accent, rather tellingly, a few times, too
I am an appreciator of female PULCHRITUDE, sooooo … I do ogle the pretty Ladies ( AND the cute young "Bears", too ) but, Nic Kidman has never done it for this Chick.
So good for the 'papers that are now eyeing her more objectively!
i think that nicole's best performance was in THE OTHERS,WHICH IS THE ALSO THE BEST THRILLER I 'VE EVER SEEN.but apart from this movie things didn't go very well for her career.nevertheless i think that this critique says the truth.if kidman wanted PRIVACY SHE COULD DO ANOTHER JOB AND STAY AWAY FROM HOLLYWOOD.
Re: Limey biatch – Hear Hear!
Re: australia rulz – The world has a love-hate relationship with the U.S., which is to be expected given that we are the most powerful and influential country in the world culturally, economically, politically and militarily. More so than any other country or region in the world, American pop culture, for instance, including our movies, music, television, and celebrities are an unstoppable force. Thus, you haters come to a site run by an American, that is primarily about American celebrities, rather than us going to your foreign Australian, British, etc. sites (I assume you have some celebrity sites of your own
So go on, hate-on haters, we can take it. We're Americans 
Re: Hate-On Haters – - #1 Propaganda, maybe. You guys just blindly eat that shit up. Meanwhile, the rest of us will still try to prop up your dollar in spite of your foreign policy.
Nicole Kidman, at her best, was no better an actress than Heather Locklear, Katie Holmes, or any other television actress. I agree with all the comments about her plastic surgery. My husband, who is fifty now, has always thought she was hot - until I recently showed him a before and after from awfulplasticsurgery.com - Nicole in the early 90s and Nicole now - TWO DIFFERENT PEOPLE. She isn't a pixie - hello, she is FIVE FEET TEN! Tom is a pixie! She is willowy and tall, for sure, but her only good movies are "The Others" and "To Die For." Only because of excellent writing and screenplays. She is an above-average looking woman, who is addicted to plastic surgery, and is pale in a country of tan-ness and skin cancer. She is LUCKY and marginally talented. She should THANK HER LUCKY STARS she has such a bountiful life.
That was such a good article! Everything was spot on. Nicole is such a bad actress who is only famous by association of the people around her.
I have no respect for people who change their looks just to fit in with what society sees as beautiful - she had beautiful red hair and yet now she won't stop dying it blonde because hollywood doesn't like red heads.
Re: Hate-On Haters – Well said!!!
Re: Arrogance Is Blind – It might be. It could be. It is….a HATER. Hate-on hater.
Amazingly written…
Hey Mario, this guy can really put a story together. Could you write something like that? But then, you are too busy doodeling dicks on stolen photos.
Re: Hate-On Haters – This is why I'm proud to be an American.
Re: Limey biatch –
You are right. That's why so many of us are leaving the shite-hole in droves….
Well said Uk Biatch.
Kidman cannot act. Period. Her magazine covers are terrible sellers. Her movies bomb. And I can't stand how full of herself she is !
There is a New York City film critic called Armond White who has been calling her out for several years now…he's the only critic here who has the guts to see her as she really is. Critics for the NY Times always excuse her bad acting these days her by saying that she's "miscast."
The Daily Telegraph is a TABLOID newspaper.
People are such haters. Nicole does not look like she's had any plastic surgery to me at all. Yes, she has had skin treatments to get rid of her freckles and probably botox, but who cares? Putting before and after pictures beside each other is not proof of plastic surgery. If you put a picture of me today beside one of me 10 years ago, I look better today! People are so judgmental. How many of you making these negative comments are flawless?
OH SNAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gee it sounds like Brendan who wrote this article is somewhat jaided and bitter with life himself and obviously frustrated with his boring sex life maybe? Maybe settle down and stop taking drugs and find a nice husband !
Take your hand of it mate and have a look at the good things Nicole does for charity around the world while you sit back in your small desk in your office wanting to BE "our Nic", well at least in drag anyway !
Suck it up Princess ! Nic has done Australia proud !
Ouch!!! that was a bleeder.
more "tall poppy" syndrome. like the brits, the aussies cannot bear it when one of their own gets too famous. gotta tear 'em down so they can feel good about themselves.
hey lay off nic
by the way she also a american citizen by birth
That article could be used to describe 95% of celebrities. Nicole K. is phony, but I would take her over Julia Roberts, who has that whole America's sweetheart thing going. In reality she is a complete piece of shit.
Re: UK Biatch. – I'm glad you understand biatch. Yeah, like Posh and Becks left that shite hole U.K. to come to the U.S. Although, I hope future U.K. immgrants aren't total chavs with money like the Beckhams. I heard they wanted to do a reality show remake of the Beverly Hillbillies, starring themselves, called U.K. Chavs Come to America. But it didn't do too well here. LOL.
Re: Hate-On Haters –
Your economy is shot to pieces because of the sub-prime mortgages which has had a serious knock on effect across the globe and the fact your nut case of a President which was voted in by the American population would prefer to 'invest' the nations cash on a war it doesn't want. Also, this might be an 'American' site run by a CUBAN/AMERICAN but how many postings today have been about things happening in Britain (Amy, Dita, The Maccabees) and Aussies? Methinks he much prefers the culture of the UK to the US. Now, go eat the left over fat from last nights turkey or shouldn't you be at Sear's getting marked down fatpants.?
OH AND P FUCKING S How many awards did the Brits won at the INTERNATIONAL Emmy Awards in New York this week?????? Oh yeah, seven out of NINE categories they were shortlisted for…. America cultured my arse…
That was just nasty.
Re: Cy –
I'm not flawless. I've got a ruddy face from too much wine (that's what three kids does to you) and cellulite on my backside. I am going grey from stress and my jawline is slowly disappearing. I work out like a loon to try to stay trim but I'm happy with what I've got though and still love to slag off these 'perfect' creatures because THEY have no life or career if they lose their perfections…. (I've got great jugs though. THEY are perfect…)
Re: Get a life dumbass…. –
Oh, please. Almost every UK entertainer wants to conquer the US market. Your comment only proves that. Your actors are even willing to give up movie carers in England to be on US tv shows. At least we've heard of orthodontics in the US and we might have a shitty president, but we don't have an inbred, public subsidized monarchy for centuries.
Re: Hater Alert – Not a hater. Just a realist. I prefer facts to propaganda. I was a massive supporter and admirer pre Bush.
I don't like Nicole Kidman either. She should be grateful she even has a career and the media (that includes paps) is even interested in her since she is such a dorky bad actress.
smells a lot like a jealous rant? maybe making a stand for the paps, poor effort, Nic knows she is adored here in Oz.
Damn, that article was cold-blooded. No wonder she stays away from events and such. This writer must have a grudge of something. Such bitterness.