Australia Turns Its Back On Nicole Kidman

Sydney's Daily Telegraph just wrote this scathing critique of Nicole Kidman.

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    Posted: Nov 23, 2007 at 2:23 pm / Email this  »

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    1. lily says – reply to this


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      Re: Twister – "our nic" doesn't even acknowledge your existance.

    2. makicabrera10 says – reply to this


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      what a meanie…..

    3. xoxo says – reply to this


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      "How can you give beauty and art to the masses when you purposely separate yourself from them and loose the real sense of what the universal truths of life are that will eternally bring us together."

      Well said. Best line I read today.

    4. Little miss perfect says – reply to this


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      People justhate her perfect facade. People can see through her. She looks perfect, acts perfect, I htkn she has a martha-stewart complex.

    5. tanning center says – reply to this


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      Whenever I see Nicole on the cover of magazine or in the commercial, it's like Nazi brainwashing us ghosty white without any pigment and pencil thing nose are beautiful. I just don't buy that. Her look is tiresome. She looks like a mannequin in the department store window. Do you ever get turned on by the mannequin?

    6. bb says – reply to this


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      Everyone in Sydney is sick of having her as the headline news story.
      This article is what everyone is thinking. We are sick of having her rammed down our throats everyday in the news. Enough is enuf!, Great article >Brendan for PM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    7. ilianna says – reply to this


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      Nicole Kidman is actually a gifted actress, despite all those horrendous flops she's had. Has anyone seen Margot At the Wedding? Decent movie, wonderful acting. NK is an ungrateful bitch, but she is a gifted actress underneath it all. If you're going to insult her, focus on her faults, and not her acting, because you just sound bitter.

    8. Mafalda says – reply to this


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      That was a great punch in the stomach(for Nicole).

    9. Mafalda says – reply to this


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      Re: Lala – Lala,you are a bit stupid.You are a hater that hates on us..

    10. Mary says – reply to this


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      Good article perez. Ever since she denied having any work done (I guess tons of botox does not count to her) i am not a fan. Liar! Also just gave her kids to T.C

    11. joy says – reply to this


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      Nicole Kidman is awesome, classy, and beautiful. That article wasn't even very funny, and calling her a bad actress just discredits the whole thing because she's amazingly talented.

    12. Ange says – reply to this


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      I think she looks like an icemaiden. She comes across very cold fronted, takes herself far too seriously and doesn't have a sense of humor. Also, who remembers the picture of her coming out of her solicitors and jumping for joy when she was going through the divorce with Tom? Don't you think it was just a little staged? Anyway, read the article, then read the one on Michael Hutchence and then the one on Bindi Irwin. Thanks for that, perez.

    13. Buy Brendan a drink says – reply to this


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      She had a Hollywood career because Tom was bewitched when he saw her in an Australian movie. He then cast her as his co-star. As they had an affair it seems it wasn't her acting skils he was into. She saw an opportunity to fast track her career and seduced him. He did the same with Penelope. Nicole sold out cause she wanted a career. Now she wines about her privacy. She was all hype from the beginning. She doesn't connect when she acts. It's her detachedness that proves she's a fake. Cate and Naomi are REAL.

    14. Hello Kitty says – reply to this


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      Mario dumb ass .. one paper does not speak for a whole country !

      They are just made because she refuses to be an Aussi Cash-Cow for anyone trying to sneak pics and tell lies.

    15. kiwi girl says – reply to this


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      That's the funniest article I've read in ages!!!!!

    16. mb says – reply to this


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      ouch!!!!

    17. Bel says – reply to this


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      She is fabulous!

    18. emucorp says – reply to this


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      Ugh! Bloody idiot!

    19. Kitty says – reply to this


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      WOW, that journalist must lead a sad and pitiful life…
      they all know Nic is the best thing that's happened to the country in years!
      And(!) the most obnoxious thing in the world is jealousy and disdain…so good on ya poor, sad little journalist, how many will remember you when you're gone?!

    20. kate says – reply to this


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      Re: La Dolce Vita
      1 person wrote this
      not bloody 20 million
      'her own people hate her'
      ???
      so one man is actually 20million people hating her
      shes a great actor
      a good australian
      what the fuck has she done wrong
      the person who wrote that article has problems
      bigger problems than tom cruise

    21. Big baby says – reply to this


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      BOO HOO! Poor Nic. That was hilarious.

    22. Lilly says – reply to this


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      Ugh… from the telegraph too… they should be paying Nicole residuals…

      I love Nicole and I'm Australian… but you know what? I hate the fucking telegraph… freaking pretend newspaper!

    23. that guy is a bitter queen says – reply to this


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      What a hater!

    24. America The Beautiful says – reply to this


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      Re: UK Biatch. – So narrow minded and negative. Most of you have never even been to the US. We don't want you here. You bitter Europeans are so obsessed with us. Think about your own country for a change.

    25. ms wonderland says – reply to this


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      SEEMS as though that "journalist" put plenty of thought into that article….i guess it was an article? Seemed pretty pointless to me. Were the editors actually pleased with this work of word art?

    26. Tammy says – reply to this


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      Re: UK Biatch.
      Fuck you and the horsedick you just fell off of, bitch. The UK, isn't that where they buy people to be hunted and killed for sport? Yea, and you have nerve to talk about our country, bitch. You
      fucking wished you lived here. I'd fucking kill myself if I had to listen to some Aussie talking all day. …and if we're hated, it's our
      President and not the people in our country, asshole.

    27. Miss Orange says – reply to this


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      THE GOLDEN COMPASS appears to be pointing . . . south. The trailer looks like a suckfest.

    28. martha says – reply to this


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      the guy who wrote that article is a fucking loser. she probably snubbed for an autograph and now he has a chip on his shoulder. nicole kidman is the one of the most likeable actresses out there. They are so many more annoying stars he could pick on. grow the fuck up, dickwad

    29. America is a cesspool says – reply to this


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      Ive been to the states, you dicks dont even have free healthcare and your President is a chimp. What a bunch of redneck cockfags

      I am so glad to be English, Long live the Queen!

    30. Long live the Queen says – reply to this


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      I've been to the States and you dont even have free healthcare. What kind of so called 'civilised' country doesn't have a national health care system? A country full of redneck Republican voting cockfags is the answer.

      Long live the Queen!

    31. Simone says – reply to this


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      I am Australian and we all love Nicole. Nicole has been treated badly so she has every right to be upset.

    32. amused says – reply to this


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      Awesome article! One thing I'm surprised about is how the press haven't gone after her earlier - I mean, she rarely see's her kids - she's an appalling mother - who lets that happen? She goes on and on in interviews about not having a 'home', lately thats changed to 'home is in nashville', but why? Her children are in LA……..she's a mess

    33. cricket says – reply to this


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      Hip Hip Hooray,finally someone who doesn't feel he has to kiss her bony pasty ass in print.Great job for telling it exactly like it is.If it wasn't for Tom Cruise she would be doing tampon commercials in Australia instead of stinking up the big screens with her shitty acting.I doubt she could even do a decent job in a tampon commercial since she looks more like a plastic drag queen than a woman. She is a complet waste of film when she's in a movie and a waste of time and air in real life.

    34. Gollum says – reply to this


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      We loves it, we does. She's my pretty.
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      We loves it, we does. She's my pretty.
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      We loves it, we does. She's my pretty.
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      We loves it, we does. She's my pretty.
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      We loves it, we does. She's my pretty.
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      We loves it, we does. She's my pretty.
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      We loves it, we does. She's my pretty.
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      We loves it, we does. She's my pretty.
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      We loves it, we does. She's my pretty.
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      Captain Kirk wouldn't bang that skank even if her skin was green!!

    35. FBI says – reply to this


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      Re: America is a cesspool – This was written by a 14-year old American boy with mental problems. His parents are probably divorced and his sister is a meth addicted prostitute in Florida. Good attempt to start a fight, Little Boy, but looks elsewhere to get the attention you so badly need.

    36. lauren says – reply to this


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      i seriosuly think that this was the best thing Ive ever read on Perez, or anywhere…Go Aussies!

    37. Kelly says – reply to this


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      She's a no-talent with a horrible smile comprised of tiny hamster teeth and enormous gums — that's why she has adopted the "enigmatic grin" as her standard pose. Pig Nose. Huge forehead that seems endless because her hair is the same color as her skin — cadaver white. Her acting consists of looking startled with her head frozen in a cocked-to-the-side pose. (See Stepford Wifes for example of how bad an actress she is). I think Hollywood got caught up in its own hype and probably wanted to get to Tom Cruise, so they hired her. She needs to take a break from all this "acting" and spend some quiet time with her kids. You NEVER see her with them anymore. We've been duped — she's NOT beautiful and she CANNOT act. Her oscar is for that bore of a movie "Nicole Kidman's Nose" a/k/a "The Hours".

    38. dice says – reply to this


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      Hi Perez,
      I am from Australia and I love your blog, but honestly, there is a saying here 'Is that the truth, or did you read it in the telegraph'. Only complete douche bags read the tele, it's not a very reputable source for any representation of the Australian National Psyche.

    39. Bax says – reply to this


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      Man, I am MADLY in love with that article. So, so, SO true!

    40. JESS says – reply to this


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      * * NICOLE KIDMAN IS AMERICAN …. NOT AUSTRALIAN!!!! SHE WAS BORN IN HAWAII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * *

      * * NICOLE KIDMAN IS AMERICAN …. NOT AUSTRALIAN!!!! SHE WAS BORN IN HAWAII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * *

      * * NICOLE KIDMAN IS AMERICAN …. NOT AUSTRALIAN!!!! SHE WAS BORN IN HAWAII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * *

      * * NICOLE KIDMAN IS AMERICAN …. NOT AUSTRALIAN!!!! SHE WAS BORN IN HAWAII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * *

      * * NICOLE KIDMAN IS AMERICAN …. NOT AUSTRALIAN!!!! SHE WAS BORN IN HAWAII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * *

      * * NICOLE KIDMAN IS AMERICAN …. NOT AUSTRALIAN!!!! SHE WAS BORN IN HAWAII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * *

      * * NICOLE KIDMAN IS AMERICAN …. NOT AUSTRALIAN!!!! SHE WAS BORN IN HAWAII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * *

      * * NICOLE KIDMAN IS AMERICAN …. NOT AUSTRALIAN!!!! SHE WAS BORN IN HAWAII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * *

      * * NICOLE KIDMAN IS AMERICAN …. NOT AUSTRALIAN!!!! SHE WAS BORN IN HAWAII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * *

      * * NICOLE KIDMAN IS AMERICAN …. NOT AUSTRALIAN!!!! SHE WAS BORN IN HAWAII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * *

    41. INS says – reply to this


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      Who cares where Nicole Kidman was born? She married Tom Cruise. That makes her a naturalized citizen of hell.

    42. Mirror Mirror says – reply to this


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      Did you ever notice that little divot at the tip of her nose? I worked on movie with her years ago, and and the cameramen had to kiss her ass to keep that goddamn divot out of the picture. Every now and again, however, it sneaks in. And GUESS WHAT!!! It's a botched nose job!!!!! Nicole Kidman is worse than Barbra Streisand in the narcissism department. And that is saying A LOT.

    43. cricket says – reply to this


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      Re: JESS – We don't want her bony ass,let some other country claim her.I wish Xenu would haul her off and toss her in a volcano.

    44. Another Nicole from Oz says – reply to this


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      Great article - exactly what most of us down here are thinking!

    45. leesa says – reply to this


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      excellent writing ! turn that journo into Perez's australian connection - better than go fug yourself (which is brilliant !!!)

    46. carrie says – reply to this


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      "brendan shanahan".

      guess i'm the only person that noticed that the writer of this article shares a name with a (once)prominant hockey player.

    47. lakevubud says – reply to this


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      I have nothing against the woman if only she could act & would come clean about marrying a Gay movie star to laucnch her own career.

    48. lakevubud says – reply to this


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      I have nothing against the woman if only she could act & would come clean about marrying a Gay movie star to laucnch her own career.

    49. lakevubud says – reply to this


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      I have nothing against the woman if only she could act & would come clean about marrying a Gay movie star to laucnch her own career.

    50. America is good says – reply to this


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      Re: Duh, #48[/re]
      I lived all over and I prefer US. Europe is okay but even the young are stuck in another century–sitting in coffee shops and smoking. I was in Egypt a while and its the same thing–even the young are stuck in another century (an even earlier one)–sitting in souks drinking coffee. Only in America do people come up with good ideas and then execute these ideas–not just sit around and smoke in coffee shops talking about the idea. I like the energy here in the States.

    51. atomikpink says – reply to this


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      I could not agree more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      Bravo good to know there are some journalist who still have a bite!

    52. Cathal says – reply to this


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      I think that article is very disrespectful… How did that pass the editor? Despite the fact that she's an amazing actress, with an array of esteemed and critically acclaimed films under her belt he refers to one performance? Which was also fantastic! Also, that guy wasn't just photographing her in her car… he was trying to bug her house! If that isn't an invasion of privacy I don't know what is.

      Disgusting.

    53. Cathal says – reply to this


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      Re: La Dolce Vita

      That guy tried to wire her home. If that's not invasion of privacy I don't know what is. At least in interviews you can reveal only as much as you want, which is fair. just because you're an actor/actress does not mean you are public property….

    54. Cathal says – reply to this


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      Re: La Dolce Vita

      And what do you mean "her own people" hate her. This article was written by ONE misinformed and truth-selective journalist, it wasn't written by the whole nation of Australia. Nicole Kidman is a great, normal person. I have met her twice, and she was beyond nice.

    55. mel says – reply to this


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      we aussies didnt turn our back on her, besides we want real celebs like urs!!!!

    56. what! says – reply to this


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      Re: America is good

      that is really not a very good reason for prefering the US, I have lived all over the world and not liking a place because they "sit around and drink coffee" is stupid! Yes Egypt (and the rest of Africa) is like another decade but you can't excpect the whole world to be the same, it would just be boring if it was.

      I have nothing against the US but I think that the people need to be a little more willing to accept the cultures of other countries.

    57. Cathal says – reply to this


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      Re: amused

      What the fuck do you know about Nicole Kidman and her kids? You are an ignorant, misinformed person! You know ABSOLUTELY NOTHING about her or her kids, so keep your pathetic lies to yourself. Not an opinion. A lie!

    58. Jan loves Flan says – reply to this


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      Re: America is good

      You are so right. Why sit around drinking coffee when you can get it to go (with a side of Dunkins)

    59. Angela says – reply to this


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      Re: Jealous Brit

      Actually I think you'll find the royal family pay their own taxes.

    60. Kathy says – reply to this


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      What a brilliant article. It's about time somebody call her out. For somebody who craves their privacy, she sure has been talking alot lately. Past pregnancies, "secret" fiances, mysterious circumstances behind adoption, posing like a porn star on magazine covers. Maybe she thought that talking about "private" things would boost her standing. Also, for whoever said that directors love working with Nicole, of course they do, because she does anything they want her to do. How many mainstream actress will drop their clothes and film sex scenes at the snap of a finger? Hell, her next role has her having sex with a 15 year old. But I guess that's all in the name of "art".

    61. sarah says – reply to this


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      i dont think people realise that australia is a very young country compared to europe and america. people have only been settled here since the 1800's. im proud of what it's done in a short time. i may not have been born here but i love this country

    62. natasha says – reply to this


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      Wish the American newpapers and Entertainment Show could give the same kind of review/article. She needs to go away.

    63. natasha says – reply to this


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      Wish the American newpapers and Entertainment Show could give the same kind of review/article. She needs to go away.

    64. Lisa says – reply to this


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      This article really got it right. These celebrities feed the media machine, and then, cry when the publicity is inconvenient to them. How stupid can they be? No one else takes on a job without knowing its pitfalls. Fame is part of the acting game. I guess they feel they should have special privileges because they are rich and famous. Life should be perfect–BUT ONLY FOR THEM.

    65. jen says – reply to this


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      that's the most awesome thing i have ever read! a lot of that stuff is true about all the fucking overpaid "celebrities"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    66. Commonwealth Rules says – reply to this


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      Re: jen – I'm sure it is the 'most awesome thing you've ever read'for someone from the U.S. I've read your writers online. The Brits, Aussies and Canadians are used to that level of journalism. Perez is a different bright light shining out of the morass of unoriginal political correctness, and he doesn't claim to be anything other than what he is. I'm still laughing about the stupid commentor who actually stated that 'everybody else in other countries just sits around talking and drinking coffee'. Snort! At least if this silly comment were actually true, it would mean that other countries actually think and communicate with eachother BEFORE rolling the tanks in…lol

    67. LOVESNICOLE says – reply to this


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      jealousy is all this article is based upon. nicole kidman is one of the highest paid actresses in the world, married to the sexiest man in the world. jealousy?

    68. Davida says – reply to this


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      Scientology rules! Scientology rules! Scientology rules!!! It is the best religion in the universe. It holds all the truths. We miss Nicole. She is bad for leaving. Only Scientologists are on the path to the truth.

    69. Davida says – reply to this


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      Scientology rules! Scientology rules! Scientology rules!!! It is the best religion in the universe. It holds all the truths. We miss Nicole. She is bad for leaving. Only Scientologists are on the path to the truth.

    70. Grace E. says – reply to this


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      Re: Commonwealth Rules – Great Britain needs to pay her WWII and WWI debts to the Untied States of America at 50 years or eighty years basic interest then and only then preach about calling for America's tanks and supplies and Soldiers for help. Americans love Australia always have and always will!

    71. U.K. Must Pay says – reply to this


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      Re: Grace E. – What, now that your 'war' that you all voted for as opposed to health care for your own citizens has put 3 or 4 generations of your descendants into massive tax debt, you want to put your hand out to Britain for money for WWI & II?? You don't see the Aussies or Canada lined up asking Britain for money. Aussies, Canadians and many other countries went into those wars YEARS before the U.S. finally ponied up, but to watch your slanted war movies you'd think you were the only country in those wars. Hitler was a world threat. Sounds like the stereotypical greedy Yank. Y'all gonna sue? Isn't that what you do there when y'all run short 'o cash?

    72. nicole fan says – reply to this


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      She isn't testifying for her right to privacy, but her right to safety. Big difference. I'd say there's more behind this "interesting" article than meets the eye.

    73. capitanne says – reply to this


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      BRAVO!!! Agree with every snotty word.

    74. Commonwealth Rules says – reply to this


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      Actually, Grace, good one. If you follow that logic, Germany was, should and is paying reparation after 50 years. All of the Allies were on the same side.

    75. U.K. Must Pay says – reply to this


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      Agree that logic follows the debt link to Germany. Tanks referred to Iraq, Grace, not WWII.

    76. Grace E. says – reply to this


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      Re: U.K. Must Pay – Pay your war debts. UK owes WWII and WWI debts still and basic interest to the US. You sound like the average welfare case looking for any excuse not to pay long over due debts. Shame. Shame. Shame. Again once you pay your war debts then your opinion may legitimately and respectfully be heard other wise you are just another debter welfare case.
      Germany does owe all of the world for WWI, WWII, and of course, the Holocaust which wasted so many lives and natural resources.
      America will not forget September 11th victoms and London should remember hers well. This stuff ain't over in the least.

    77. Tony Blair says – reply to this


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      Australia? What do you expect from a country founded by convicts? England cleared its prisons of killers, thieves, rapers, thugs and God knows what else, and sent them to Australia.

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      Re: Tony Blair – i think it would be a good idea for america to find some new land and establish a new country with all its killers, thieves, rapists and thugs, but then again they probabaly wouldnt find a place big enough for all of them…

    79. cricket says – reply to this


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      Re: Cathal – Oh so you're the fucking expert on Kidman and the time she spends with Tom Cruises kids.You know everything about her because you met her once? Did you get down and kiss the ground she walked on as she swept past you?Shouldn't you be over on Nobby Knees United where you can worship her in peace without having to read real opinions about her.I wish writers and critics over here would write the truth abot the plastic bitch instead of the lies she feeds them through Wendy Day.

    80. Kim says – reply to this


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      This article is fantastic! It doesn't deal with speculative gossip that leaves us wondering if it is actually true. It is a delicious commentary on this over b'toxed star's actual behavior. Sorry, that's right, she hasn't had any work done on her face either, she ages is the opposite direction from the rest of us mortals.

    81. epsilon says – reply to this


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      Join Scientology now!!! It's the one true religion. All others are false and those who choose them are misguided.

    82. Jo Jo says – reply to this


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      Hilarious and so true! Finally, someone puts one of these limousine liberals in their place and exposes their hypocrisy and crybaby ways. Her acting is cold and wooden, and her face is so Botoxed, it's expressionless. "Wah wah wah, feel sorry for me!"

    83. Lucy says – reply to this


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      I'm tired of her "poor little fragile artist" routine. She's not deep, she's not beautiful, she's not fragile. She's not a believable actress. If she's in a movie, I will not watch. That goes for her midget ex husband too!

    84. Kimbo says – reply to this


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      Agree totally, you'd be amazed how many people down here can't stand her. Actually we're really glad she spends so much time in USA. She's full of herself, always has been!

    85. Kimberly says – reply to this


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      Yeah finally someone says it like it is. I can't stand her and there are alot of people here is Oz that don't like her or her acting, or actually anything at all about her. We're really glad actually that she spends so much time in USA so we don't have to put up with her!

    86. madmax says – reply to this


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      Very good read! She is probably one of the most overrated actors of all time.

    87. KP says – reply to this


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      Tom dumped Nicole because she was about to blow the whistle on his gay outings. He payed her off and let her out of the "contract."

    88. Ehab says – reply to this


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      Re: Tony Blair

      Yeah, and then despite all that it still ended up a richer country, with a higher standard of living than the 'home country.

    89. chi chi says – reply to this


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      lol.. that was mean. but i laughed..

    90. chi chi says – reply to this


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      lol.. that was mean. but i laughed..

    91. Lili says – reply to this


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      That was a pointless piece of drivel along the lines of what the accuse Ms. Kidman. Same coud be said for pretty much every actor, actress and celebretard.

    92. Nicole is the undead says – reply to this


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      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Finally! Hilarious. Nicole - just GO AWAY!

    93. Will says – reply to this


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      Fabulous article, and completely to the point. I want to know how she got rid of all those freckles she had in BMX Bandits, and Dead Calm. Definite skin work done there!

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