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Why so shy?????

What star got sheepish after a night of hard-pAArtying????

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[Images via Matrix Photos.]

It's James Blunt!

He may write sensitive love songs, but he can party like a rockstar! The You're Beautiful singer covered his head as he sped away in a cab after causing much mischief at London's Boujis nightclub on Thursday night.

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  1. PInk Pixy says – reply to this


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    first

  2. Danaka says – reply to this


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    FIRST ONE!

  3. Stuart says – reply to this


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    stupid. I hate him

  4. Kate says – reply to this


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    he looks like Moses from the Prince of Egypt. NOT KIDDING!!!! IT'S TRUE!!

  5. fdsdf says – reply to this


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    first?

  6. dallas says – reply to this


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    HE'S BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  7. AAAA yea says – reply to this


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    1st fuckers finally

  8. spooky says – reply to this


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    shave!

  9. Geminat.com says – reply to this


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    James Cunt.

  10. L says – reply to this


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    1st?

  11. nikki says – reply to this


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    lmaoo wow

  12. llp says – reply to this


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    first?

  13. Dani says – reply to this


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    he kinda looks like moses…

  14. moi says – reply to this


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    first….no way….

  15. nikki says – reply to this


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    awww

  16. not me says – reply to this


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    lolz you'll never get firts XD

  17. diana says – reply to this


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    nuts

  18. diana says – reply to this


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    nuts

  19. diana says – reply to this


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    nuts

  20. diana says – reply to this


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    nuts

  21. diana says – reply to this


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    nuts

  22. IVAN LIKE WHOA says – reply to this


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    Ewww

  23. diana says – reply to this


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    nuts

  24. AA says – reply to this


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    FIRT BITCHES

  25. doug says – reply to this


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    i'm sorry i think james blunt is a dolt. a couple of good songs got him thinking he's a hottie that can date models. That is just laughable. The only good thing about James blunt is his sister who was in The devil wears prada. This guy is a loser…and fugly to boot.

  26. snicker says – reply to this


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    Talentless hack!

  27. IvAn LIkE wHoa says – reply to this


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    Ewwwwwwwwww gross!

  28. Norbie says – reply to this


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    He's sooooooo not beautiful. first????

  29. Bdd says – reply to this


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    Once again Perez - WHO CARES?!?!?!?

  30. esaksymomma says – reply to this


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    ONE OF THE REASON SCELEBS COVER THEMSELVES IS SO THE PAPS CAN'T GET MONEY FOR THE PICS., DUH!

  31. esaksymomma says – reply to this


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    ONE OF THE REASON SCELEBS COVER THEMSELVES IS SO THE PAPS CAN'T GET MONEY FOR THE PICS., DUH!

  32. esaksymomma says – reply to this


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    ONE OF THE REASON SCELEBS COVER THEMSELVES IS SO THE PAPS CAN'T GET MONEY FOR THE PICS., DUH!

  33. esaksymomma says – reply to this


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    ONE OF THE REASON SCELEBS COVER THEMSELVES IS SO THE PAPS CAN'T GET MONEY FOR THE PICS., DUH!

  34. esaksymomma says – reply to this


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    ONE OF THE REASON SCELEBS COVER THEMSELVES IS SO THE PAPS CAN'T GET MONEY FOR THE PICS., DUH!

  35. esaksymomma says – reply to this


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    ONE OF THE REASON SCELEBS COVER THEMSELVES IS SO THE PAPS CAN'T GET MONEY FOR THE PICS., DUH!

  36. esaksymomma says – reply to this


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    ONE OF THE REASON SCELEBS COVER THEMSELVES IS SO THE PAPS CAN'T GET MONEY FOR THE PICS., DUH!

  37. esaksymomma says – reply to this


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    ONE OF THE REASON SCELEBS COVER THEMSELVES IS SO THE PAPS CAN'T GET MONEY FOR THE PICS., DUH!

  38. esaksymomma says – reply to this


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    ONE OF THE REASON SCELEBS COVER THEMSELVES IS SO THE PAPS CAN'T GET MONEY FOR THE PICS., DUH!

  39. esaksymomma says – reply to this


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    ONE OF THE REASON SCELEBS COVER THEMSELVES IS SO THE PAPS CAN'T GET MONEY FOR THE PICS., DUH!

  40. Cunt says – reply to this


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    Jesus?

  41. Diana says – reply to this


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    he fucked lindsay lohan… that is repulsive

  42. Jay says – reply to this


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    Cutt boots

  43. doug says – reply to this


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    What a dolt. This guy is a loser and fugly to boot. He thinks he is all rock star and tries to date supermodels..but they don't even know who he is…The only good thing about him is his sister…emily who was in THe Devil Wears Prada. James…get real….although you DOOO look better with that t-shirt over your face.

  44. nona says – reply to this


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    one of the dumbs!

  45. Lilly says – reply to this


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    He is so ugly!!

  46. Zsofia says – reply to this


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    Funny! At least it's someone a little less expected.

  47. Jen says – reply to this


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    If that's the WORST you can say about him, then he's doing OK for himself, now isn't he?
    Ooooooooooooooooh…….he PARTIED!!!!!!!!!!!
    Wow.
    Good stuff!
    LOL!
    James ROCKS.
    If you people would stop being such followers, and listening to what everyone else says, because everyone ELSE is saying it, you might actually LIKE his music!
    Stranger things HAVE happened!
    Dumbasses!

  48. yea_baby says – reply to this


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    he still looks fucken hottt

  49. Daps says – reply to this


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    Who the fuck cares who's first. Dogboys.

  50. TrixiesMama says – reply to this


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    At least he took a cab instead of DUI like some celebretards!!!

  51. UKer says – reply to this


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    the most hated person in the uk after joss stone.
    he should do us a favour and kill himself.

  52. Ms Erin Elyse says – reply to this


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    He's not related to Emily Blunt from The Devil Wears Prada. He is an asshole though.

  53. Hello Kitty says – reply to this


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    Because Anal Warts like yourself will get hold of the pics and draw on them.

  54. KELLY.B.UK says – reply to this


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    Oh james cunt i hate him! stuck up nobhead!

  55. VposhT says – reply to this


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    I like his boots, i wonder where they are from

  56. alyna says – reply to this


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    awwww… he's so cute.

  57. mellor says – reply to this


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    his feet are tiny.
    i bet he's got a micro penis.

  58. Starfire says – reply to this


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    At least he takes cabs. He's not out partying all night and driving home. He's also not flashing his crotch to photogs, which is way classier than most hard-partying celebs.

  59. Yur Boodiful (hic!) says – reply to this


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    He's entitled - he's of age, he's doing nothing wrong, and he's wearing pants.

  60. Ange says – reply to this


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    He still has all the style of a squaddie on the piss. Jeez with his money you'd think he'd be able to dress a bit better.

    James, wash your hair and have a shave you filthy little monkey.

  61. hamish says – reply to this


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    i like to call him james cunt

  62. Ange says – reply to this


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    By the way, are those Woody's cowboy boots?

  63. ◄ΦΦkrazihottkelliΦΦbitchygrlΦ↓ says – reply to this


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    ◄◄Pzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz◘◘

    who the F iz he? zo he F'd Lohan, Nazt=a

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  64. Ash says – reply to this


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    ew.

  65. wtf says – reply to this


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    Jonathon Brandis…child star….Neverending Story 2 hung himself a couple of days ago…he was 27….just in case anyone might be interested (no one has posted about it) Someone mentioned it over at D Listed….you can get more info if you google his name

    wtf

  66. brendastarr says – reply to this


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    Cornholio, hee hee hee!

  67. mel says – reply to this


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    He is so ugly.

  68. aj says – reply to this


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    he gives me the creeps…

  69. alyna says – reply to this


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    Re: wtf Jonathan Brandis
    Uhm… that happened a couple years ago. geeez.Re: wtf

  70. Where are you? says – reply to this


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    hello perez?? earth to perez?? oh wait its friday! time for perez to party and not update his site!! duh!!! your fucking lame as hell thse days.

  71. Perez says – reply to this


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    PEREZ HILTON IS A FAG>>>STFU U STUPID FUCKER

  72. Sa-man-tha says – reply to this


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    he looks like jesus

  73. stephygurl says – reply to this


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    his facial features remind me of Jesus

  74. Natalie says – reply to this


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    Jonathan Brandis hung himself 5 YEARS AGO!!! Where the hell have you been?

  75. R.I.P. says – reply to this


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    Jonathan Brandis killed himself????? Poor guy.

  76. La la lady says – reply to this


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    He's awesome. He worked on my tv show on Monday (Las Vegas) and was a delight. Great guy, and his band guys were cool too. Though I guess they weren't his usual band except for the guitar player. I loved the song they did… Same Mistake. Watch for him the end of the season if you're a fan!

  77. VaGentleman says – reply to this


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    Who Cares!?

  78. Baby James says – reply to this


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    The man's over 21, he took a cab after partying. This makes him a celebretard? Why because he didn't show his crotch or O.D.? Perez you suck up to the idiots and condemn responsible adults. Sorry he isn't more wild and irresponsible for your entertainment

  79. e. says – reply to this


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    homeboy is fucked UP!

  80. Whorish_Ways says – reply to this


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    His face alone is offensive. You're beautiful? Uh, no.

  81. jho says – reply to this


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    www.christopherhodges.com

  82. kristen says – reply to this


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    my mum would go crazy if she knew that i had sex with ppl.

  83. Suzanne says – reply to this


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    Everybody had this moment sometime….
    He's just human you know.
    Respect!!!

  84. sarah says – reply to this


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    Re: wtf – jonathan brandis killed himself in nov 2003 , you are 4 years late with info

  85. Nardball says – reply to this


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    We got the money shot already, James!

  86. Lydia says – reply to this


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    aww. I love James Blunt. But he's retarded. c:

  87. Jessica Rogers says – reply to this


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    That has to be soooooooo in barising!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  88. betty says – reply to this


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    he looks like jesus lol

  89. smelly cunt says – reply to this


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    Why don't you little pricks get a life.

  90. chinchilla says – reply to this


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    the one thing perez don't wanna talk about is about his mother being a convicted prostitute back in 1974.Can we see the mugshot perry babe?

  91. monica says – reply to this


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    fucken hilarious who hasn't fucked Lohan-?

  92. J*RawK says – reply to this


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    I was going to say Unfitney because of those shiteous boots!

  93. J says – reply to this


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    is the woman in the backround his girlfirnd

  94. J says – reply to this


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    girlfriend

  95. KATRINEHOLM'S RUDE ABSTRACT PAINTINGS says – reply to this


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    .( .(

    Who cares Perez?

    Instead, visit Katrineholm's Rude Abstract Paintings. Use Google to find it.

    Have a good weekend Perez.

  96. gyeah says – reply to this


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    That guy looks like Chris Martin's retarded brother

  97. nocturnal says – reply to this


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    party like a rockstar? whats new? all english and most rockstars drink as hell. i smell rehab coming up. thats hawt

  98. nocturnal says – reply to this


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    party like a rockstar? whats new? all english and most rockstars drink as hell. i smell rehab coming up. thats hawt

  99. BeBe says – reply to this


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    He's one ugly mutha fukha

  100. MARLEEN says – reply to this


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    He should shave

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