Guess The Celebretard

Why so shy?????

What star got sheepish after a night of hard-pAArtying????

It's James Blunt!

He may write sensitive love songs, but he can party like a rockstar! The You're Beautiful singer covered his head as he sped away in a cab after causing much mischief at London's Boujis nightclub on Thursday night.

Posted: Nov 23, 2007 at 6:03 pm / Email this »

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Blunt force trauma says – reply to this

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One of these days I hope someone wacks him on the head with a golf club or bat and spatters his beautiful brains all over the pavement, just for that stupid fucking song which is the most annoying in history. Die James, Die you bastard!
Sugar Nips says – reply to this

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When the face was covered I swore it was Rumer Willis, seriously lol. BOY was I wrong =D. But I wonder who has the bigger dick =P?
Dayna says – reply to this

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He looks like death..
BLaws says – reply to this

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Thats the best you can do? You are an idiot. This site is so stupid. So he is responsible and you dog him you fat piece of garbage. Stolen pictures and you wrote some dumb ass crap. You need to just dry up and go back under your rock you came from you fool.
twin says – reply to this

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glad to hear that celebs take cabs
Leigh says – reply to this

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Two words: shoe polish!!
maria says – reply to this

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at least he's taking a cab
jcjdf says – reply to this

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wat the hell do u guys mean by saying first all the time
Paloma says – reply to this

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Re: doug – Emily Blunt no es su hermana … Emily Blunt isn't his sister.
SaoirseM says – reply to this

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Why do all London cabs look the same??
Paloma says – reply to this

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Emily Blunt no es su hermana … Emily Blunt isn't his sister.
sarah says – reply to this

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aww! it's ok james…i still love you!!
Maria says – reply to this

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aww leave james blunt alone
Breeja. nay says – reply to this

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He can party his one hit wonder earnings away for all I care. He is not news worthy
CHRIS says – reply to this

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he is a decorated officer dumbass he served in kosovo and guarded the queen James deserves to party like a rockstar he is one we love you james one of the greatest singers alive XXXX
gstar says – reply to this

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Re: UKer – What the fuck!! Why would you say such an awful thing. You should kill yourself you worthless piece of shit!
U.S. American Tourist says – reply to this

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William Hung?
piazzasbutplug says – reply to this

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Blunt is a cunt. He is getting off on his bad breath, body odor, and farts.
king ( says – reply to this

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HOMOHOMOHOMOHOMO
john says – reply to this

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does fag get filtered?
john says – reply to this

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this is a dummy comments
Smarter than you says – reply to this

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he is boring and annoying
pete says – reply to this

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saweddingvenues.com
tal!a says – reply to this

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who fkn cares if hes hiding?
hes a fuking rock star!!
flossy says – reply to this

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Total geek,not remotely attractive,his music is wimpy shite
Lupe says – reply to this

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Re: Kate – lol..I agree…you said it better then I could of have…lol
xoxo says – reply to this

127

His music is so gay.
Tess says – reply to this

128

Have never liked James Blunt and never will..
grace says – reply to this

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Re: wtf – did this not happen 3 years ago?
meltz911 says – reply to this

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balls of tofurkey!
ellyylonen says – reply to this

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He's the best!!!
tania says – reply to this

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Emily Blunt is better
Pee Pee says – reply to this

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James Blunt is a cunt.
Worst Nightmare says – reply to this

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I like his boots, where can I get em?
tina! says – reply to this

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i love ya PEREZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dohertyssickkittykat says – reply to this

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this dude's the ugliest motherfucker to ever breathe. what a dumb boring stupid blue sweater.
Joe Black says – reply to this

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HE'S THE ULTIMATE DOUCHE !
Mz.. Dazy Chane says – reply to this

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who cares.. and by the way, my friend David says "tell him to go have a wash"
leah says – reply to this

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I LOVE LOVE LOVE JAMES BLLUNT! HE IS SO WITTY AND ADORABLE AND HIS TALENT MAKES HIM SEXY!
Dina O says – reply to this

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He needs to cover more than just his face. ewW! Plus he can't sing anyway. Maybe him and Britney should get together and reproduce. We need somemore tone deaf fuckers in this world
joy says – reply to this

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people need to stop being all "FIRST!" because its annoying, and you look like an ass when you say that you are first and you are really like 50th. SERIOUSLY, get a life.
adriana says – reply to this

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he looks like jesus. but the jesus in passion of the christ is hotter!!!
corn says – reply to this

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Um who is he and what does he do? He looks like he doesn't get much to eat. Is he French or something?
Noo says – reply to this

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Re: UKer – you should shut the fuck up. forever.
Noo says – reply to this

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Re: UKer – you should shut the fuck up. forever.
Manuela says – reply to this

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He is beautiful. I have to hand it to him. Pretty man.
Manuela says – reply to this

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I would love it if James Blunt and John Mayer made out like animals. A marriage made in Heaven.
fifi says – reply to this

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separated at birth…james blunt and Jesus Christ
cupcakes says – reply to this

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this is the "first" time i visited the perezhilton website……and i say WOWI!!!!!!!Yes i was a perezhilton virgin…….i love what you do…..james blunt??i like the music but i dont care about what he does(not that important)
sdfgsdfg says – reply to this

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he looks like pictures of jesus.
Sebastian says – reply to this

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ONE HIT WONDER…ouch.
Charlie says – reply to this

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anyone else think he looks like jesus?
shark says – reply to this

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dude is gay.. does he know it ?
spacemonkee18` says – reply to this

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wow i was actually surprised by that ?
mee =) says – reply to this

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looks like rumer willis in the first photo!
mee says – reply to this

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HAHAH IT LOOKS LIKE RUMER WILLIS IN THE FIRST PHOTO!
i hate james blunt says – reply to this

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he's such an asshole. he writes such sensetive shit songs, then goes out partying all night long… where's his steady girlfriend that he supposedly writes about? he doesn't have one… he has HUNDREDS… piece of shit hypocrit.
E-MAN says – reply to this

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HE IS SO CUTE AND UGLY ALL AT ONCE CAN WE SAY HES FUCKABLE COYOTE UGLY STATUS~!
E-MAN says – reply to this

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HE IS SO CUTE AND UGLY ALL AT ONCE CAN WE SAY HES FUCKABLE COYOTE UGLY STATUS~!
Germ says – reply to this

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Re: wtf – Jonathan Brandis killed himself in 2003. You're 4 years too late with that "scoop"
Jasmine says – reply to this

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Eww. He looks like a corpse
QueenVelveeta says – reply to this

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I still don't know who this is.
Kat says – reply to this

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well, he's earnt his money, he's not hurting anyone, doesn't seem like he's drink driving like some, what's the problem, i like his new album, and he's not ugly he's got every reason to party. I've seen some of his interviews and he's darn funny too, great personality, which is what matters really, what' not to like. Good on ya James, stuff all the jealous onlookers.
sean says – reply to this

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what a boring dickhead. maybe next time he will impale himself?
or grow some testicles?
PRETTY WHITE GIRL says – reply to this

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another dorky white boy
another dorky white boy
ANOTHER DORKY WHITE BOy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CORNY AS HELL!!!!!!
PICKING OFF THE HASBEENS 1 @ A TIME says – reply to this

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Re: Pinche Cagon – HASBEEN
YOUR SHIT IS OLD…
(SO PREDICTABLE)
FANCY NANCY says – reply to this

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HE IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WIERD
AND UGLY…………….
juicy fruit says – reply to this

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HE LOOKS ugly
and can't sing. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
allie wentz says – reply to this

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ha ha!!!!!!!!!
Pearl says – reply to this

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What a mingaa!xx
/|/@7 says – reply to this

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He's so pretty pretty! I
SB says – reply to this

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Ohhh… him. Whatever. He's over with. He needs a razor and something better than that Hanes sweatshirt he's got on. Who the hell goes out like that?
SB says – reply to this

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Re: wtf – Jonathan Brandis killed himself like 5 years ago. This is not news.
Robert says – reply to this

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I prefer the shirt over the head. In the immortal words of Joan Rivers, "Arf Arf Arf……"
livyluvinsean says – reply to this

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ew hes so ugly
Dumb ass says – reply to this

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Re: Sue you bitches –

You're a dumbass. Get an education.
Pinche Cagon says – reply to this

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Re: PICKING OFF THE HASBEENS 1 @ A TIME – Suck my cock douche bag. I don't write here to impress you. And I don't have to have something new to write about every time. You are a delsusional little pubic hair, lost in the corner of my bathroom. I don't really give a shit what you think.

Oh, by the way: I'm first! But lets be clear: I'm not interested in your mother. She's a real turn off, since she got gangbanged by an Al Queda cell in New Jersey. Whores for Allah! Way to go mama Hasbeen Janitor! First!
iamfashion says – reply to this

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he looks like I should pray to him.
valeria from argentina says – reply to this

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i love u!!!
vanilla latte says – reply to this

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I'm part of the regular Boujis crowd and many of us think James is a total prick!
makicabrera10 says – reply to this

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so sick of this guy
Twolly says – reply to this

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Omg! Kate (#4) is right, he looks like Moses from the Prince of Egypt.
Rebekah says – reply to this

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no one cares.
johnny d says – reply to this

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I figured it was some kind of dwarf based on his footwear
Michelle says – reply to this

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He has really small feet……
ash says – reply to this

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He writes and sings incredible music and has a lovely public personality~ party on…he is even appealing when wasted, not many public figures are capable of that feat
Gaby says – reply to this

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Pissed DRUNK!
Mallory says – reply to this

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I can't believe you Perez…..seriously putting Anna's sex tape on your site. Do you have any respect?
erry soho says – reply to this

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he slept with my friend while he was in australia a couple of years ago
gross
meghan says – reply to this

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OMG. OMG. JESUS CHRIST. OMG. HE'S THE UGLIEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN BESIDES PETE DOHERTY. i thought hollywood only liked pretty people? why the HELL is this piece of shit famous? he's definitely not pretty!
Winnie says – reply to this

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Meghan ^^^ you're a retard.
nany says – reply to this

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first!!
i think james bluntis cute
Cardinal Ximenez says – reply to this

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If my feet were that small, I'd be hiding in shame also.
cock-punch says – reply to this

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Isn't it cute how you slip the word "retard" into the "celebretard"? Oh you are so clever! How do you think of these things! It's just not fair…first, you get all the good looks, and THEN you have so much going on in the brain department too! Oh the gods aren't fair!
Seriously, you wouldn't use the N-word, so quite using the R-word. Loser. It's 2007. Although you make your living spreading hate, you think that maybe you wouldn't pick on handicapped people who can't defend themselves. The R-word is hate speech. Wake up.
stanners says – reply to this

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God…he has small feet!
Michael says – reply to this

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The one thing I can say for him is unlike the other Celeb-u-tards out there at least he was smart enough to take a cab home…
escalante! says – reply to this

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last!!
Thom says – reply to this

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Who is James Blunt?
Majda says – reply to this

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James blunt eeh baaah je t'aiime c'est touut

I love youu james blunt ( and mika too )
I'm french ( and I'm a galérienne )
dyclallaftept says – reply to this

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I’d prefer reading in my native language, because my knowledge of your languange is no so well. But it was interesting!