Hogan Knows Divorce

Filed under: Brooke Hogan > Nick Hogan

Linda Hogan has filed for divorce from Hulk, the local Fox affiliate in Tampa, where the family lives, is reporting.

Seems like there won't be another season of their Vh1 show!

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

Posted: Nov 23, 2007 at 10:27 pm / Email this »

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jess says – reply to this

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this is all about the settlement money. if they divorce, the kid in the coma's fam won't get all the money, since the wife will have half. don't ya'll get that? it's all about being sued. mark my words.
mtg says – reply to this

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Re: I like you –

Thanks! You will find her. I just have no tolerance for Hollywood Divorces. It's sad and pathetic. Marraige has it's ups and downs. You're in it for the long haul. When I've looked back on my 9 years, I wouldn't change anything.

And for the perv that asked if he could still use his mouth on me….. what part of "in recovery" did your dumb ass not understand? He will get better one day. Even the doctors have said.
that says it all says – reply to this

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Re: Shes a white trash skank –
Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov says – reply to this

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Re: mtg – Hey mtg you stupid fucking cunt! Remember our little conversation about the writers and the unions? You fake piece of shit! Is that your "hot man" that you were crawling under your 700 thread count sheets with? You fake piece of shit! Go collect you allowance from your parents you dumb piece of shit! Oh and congratulations on the MBA, I'm so impressed. I just wanted to mention that I've got one of those too, ….most do these days you fat cow. I just don't typically post my accomplishments on the celebrity web sites. They're about as prestigious as high school diplomas. And yeah, since I see remember that you care, I went to a better school than you: a public school, you Catholic Jesuit priest cocksucking cunt. And you're goddamn right I have a union card.

Hey, 9 months huh? No sex? Yeah, a terrible accident: ……………Or perhaps your just not doing it for him anymore? Why don't you moo like a cow for me you fat piece of shit? So first you have a problem with the Unions. Now your holier than thou over someone else's marriage? Like I told you last week, I'm still looking forward to cracking a picket sign over the back of your lard laden skull! Fuck you you fucking phony! How about you go suck your daddy's dick for some USC tuition money!
smaile says – reply to this

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RE: #86—you are so right, that thought was right on the money. they are going to get their asses sued so they are probably divorcing so they can hide assests somewhere. just a thought, cause they seemed like they were in it for the long haul. i am surprised to see that they are divorcing.
whatever says – reply to this

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mtg is lame! she thinks people should stay in unhappy marriages.
YOU GO GIRL! says – reply to this

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Re: mtg – IT MUST BE TOUGH…….. BUT YOU GO GIRL!!!!! MARRIAGE IS SACRED AND YOU ARE DOING THE CORRECT THING WITH YOUR PARTNER, STAY STRONG!
FUCKNICKHOGANINTHEASS says – reply to this

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FUCK THIS WHOLE LAME FAMILY!!!!!! I PRAY FOR HIS FRIEND WHO DID TWO TOURS IN IRAQ AND IS NOW A VEGETABLE. NICK HOGANS IS A FUCKING JOKE. ITS PRETTY SAD WHEN MY 84 YEAR OLD GRANDMA CAN DRIVE BETTER THAN HIM.
YOU GO GIRL! says – reply to this

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Re: Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov – HA HA HA HIS PUSSY HURTS!!!!
mtg says – reply to this

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Re: Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov –

Ummmm, this is not the same "mtg."
who? says – reply to this

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Re: Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov – Who shoevd a stick up his ass
WOW says – reply to this

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Re: Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov –

I think perhaps this Vladimir person needs to seek a therapist.
mtg says – reply to this

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Re: whatever –

There's a difference between "ups and downs" and unhappy.
IT'S BRITNEY BITCHES says – reply to this

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Re: Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov – He was raped as a kid and now he is taking his anger out on a stranger!
mtg says – reply to this

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Re: who? –
His boyfriend shoved a splintered stick up his ass. No lube.
somebody says – reply to this

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Re: Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov – Are u off ur pills????
who? says – reply to this

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Re: mtg – ha ha ha! that's probably it!
this stupid guy says – reply to this

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Re: Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov – he prolly has no friends lives by himself and stalks people
The Doctor is in says – reply to this

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Re: Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov –

Sweetie,

You need serious help. Perhaps you might want to see a Psychotherapist so you can get on a cocktail of depression meds. I think you're very unhappy because you were alone on Thanksgiving. Is that it? Did you not get your share of white meat? Did you want some lovin' on Thanksgiving and didn't get it?

You need help, seriously.
Yuck says – reply to this

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She's as fake as they come. Only trash wears velor jump suits like that anymore. She deserves mother of the year! Nick is a winner!
MOA! says – reply to this

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UHMMMM…….OKAY!
LOSER TALKS says – reply to this

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Re: Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov – LOSER GET HELP, NOW.
the tulip from Holland says – reply to this

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BUT WHO IS GOING TO BLEACH HIS HAIR NOW?!??!?!?!?
la la la la la la lalalalalalalalalalalal says – reply to this

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this is a joke says – reply to this

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Re: mtg – "Hey mtg you stupid fucking cunt! Remember our little conversation about the writers and the unions? You fake piece of shit! Is that your “hot man” that you were crawling under your 700 thread count sheets with? You fake piece of shit! Go collect you allowance from your parents you dumb piece of shit! Oh and congratulations on the MBA, I’m so impressed. I just wanted to mention that I’ve got one of those too, ….most do these days you fat cow. I just don’t typically post my accomplishments on the celebrity web sites. They’re about as prestigious as high school diplomas. And yeah, since I see remember that you care, I went to a better school than you: a public school, you Catholic Jesuit priest cocksucking cunt. And you’re goddamn right I have a union card.
Hey, 9 months huh? No sex? Yeah, a terrible accident: ……………Or perhaps your just not doing it for him anymore? Why don’t you moo like a cow for me you fat piece of shit? So first you have a problem with the Unions. Now your holier than thou over someone else’s marriage? Like I told you last week, I’m still looking forward to cracking a picket sign over the back of your lard laden skull! Fuck you you fucking phony! How about you go suck your daddy’s dick for some USC tuition money! "

LMAS…………………… (I Just peed my pants)………….. he is suffering from hatred.
perez fan says – reply to this

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perez rocks
James says – reply to this

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If VH1 is smart, they'll have the Hogans in contract throughout their divorce which will bring in huge ratings!
none says – reply to this

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I got itchy balls
lovebrad says – reply to this

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SMART MOVE FOR HER…HE'S A DOUCHE.
dude says – reply to this

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Bout time Hulk can get some real ass, linda looks like a tranny trainwreck set on fire, genetically mutated and then fixed by dr. jan adams sink that monster into the depths where it belongs Hulk! And hang that punk of a kid you have by the balls and beat him like he deserves!
Therapy says – reply to this

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The whole family needs therapy, preferably in prison where they belong.
◄ΦΦkrazihottkelliΦΦbitchgirlΦ↓ says – reply to this

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WHo cares? says – reply to this

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Good, I hope this entire orange, white trash family goes away for good.
Pike says – reply to this

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Could not happen to a happier couple. Now get little Nickey in Ass Land (Jail) and Brooke in the porn movies. Now that is a real VH1 show.
Tammy says – reply to this

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I don't believe it for one reason. There son is facing jail time. When a family has a spoiled brat that might go to prison, they don't split up, they stay together and cry. Since, he's already
and alcoholic at his age and he thinks it's ok to drive..I hope he gets ten years at least. In Florida, they usually give you 4 years. I know a woman that killed someone, she was drinking and hit him and she got 4 yrs. in prison.
ANNA NICOLE SMITH says – reply to this

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i think that the divorce has to do with Nick's accident.usually married couples (and especially famous couples in Hollywood)get divorce in 3-4 yrs maximum.hulk and linda Hogan have been together for almost 20 yrs.nick's accident left his friend in coma(i heard) and nick was arrested recently.let's hope his injured friend will get well soon.this is what matters.all these things caused a lot of tension in hulk's family.
ANNA NICOLE SMITH says – reply to this

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i think that the divorce has to do with Nick's accident.usually married couples (and especially famous couples in Hollywood)get divorce in 3-4 yrs maximum.hulk and linda Hogan have been together for almost 20 yrs.nick's accident left his friend in coma(i heard) and nick was arrested recently.let's hope his injured friend will get well soon.this is what matters.all these things caused a lot of tension in hulk's family.
Ash says – reply to this

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I for one find this hard to believe.
Rhinochaser says – reply to this

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To all those who think Hulk and the *dysfunctional* bunch will go broke if sued over Nicks tragic accident,they are sorely mistaken…When you are that wealthy everything is shielded in shell corporations (cars,homes,stock,cash) or covered through huge insurance policies that cover these kind of things..Dont hold your breath waiting for the Hogan's to hit skid row…It ain't gonna happen ever…If any of you muts here were worth .10cents you would know that..
Terry says – reply to this

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Wow, they've been married at least 20 years right? Why would she dump him now? Any info on if he's cheating Perez?
CHRIS says – reply to this

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linda your stupid you guys cant work out your mes so throw the towel in u need to be parents look at nick u screwed up set examples good ones not bad u even said terry is your soulmate guess all u reall ever wanted was the cash
Chuck Mularkey says – reply to this

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Linda was the biggest golddigging douche bag anyways….i feel bad for hogan
pinkbunnydoll says – reply to this

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All reality show couples are seperated or divorced! It is a curse and the celebs never learn any lessons!
donkeypuncher says – reply to this

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The best thing that could happen to Hulk is to part ways with this Fat Bitch. Give her half of everything and tell her to F-off! She will be broke in 3 months and he will be able to continue doing whatever he does. What does he do?
Jamie says – reply to this

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That's actually pretty sad =/
Hellooooo says – reply to this

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love that show, they were so well matched

:'(
O_o says – reply to this

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[re=955636]Re: Hogan rocks!!!!!!!!!!Hulk is awesome.. He is a true family man, loves his kids and wife, and gave all them the world, and even has a big penis to satisfy the dumb bitch,…and She still isn’t satisfied. Fuck her and women like her.
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with or without money, with or without good sex..they always have some void that needs to be filled, and the sad part is it has nothing do with the man their with, and everything to do with issue’s about themselves and demons in their past.
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so basically fuck off whorebags Hulk go get some young 18year old booty …they get happy if you buy them some Louis Vuitton and give them a weekly allowance, shit the will fuck your brains out and be super grateful.
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If women are the miserable ones, why do men have to fuck everything that does or doesn't move? Many "unhappy" women are the WAY that they ARE because MAN after MAN let them down, from BIRTH! Whether it be Daddy or Uncle Bob who molested them, to that first asshole who fucks their best friend, to their first husband who either has multiple one night stands or a years long affair behind her back.

Reality check for you* Now go find some 18 yo kid and screw up her world by using her like a piece of meat in exchange for material things, meanwhile, she thinks you give her presents because you LOVE her. Or maybe, maybe she's willing to give it up for a new purse. Good going society.
Jess says – reply to this

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thats sad.
TorontoPerezFan says – reply to this

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Send her packing back to the Trailer Park where he found her.
She's gross!
I think she has blown all his money already! Plastic Surgery and Stripper Clothes for her and Brooke! She didn't waste a dime on Education for either of the little Hogan Loser's
peat moss says – reply to this

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I smell a lawsuit coming on.Its called in America,quick divided the assets file for divorce, so when that family of that poor boy in dickweeds car sues, theres only so much to access to so much money.Linda is so such a trany anyhow. Washed up old hag.Is Nick going to use that in defence that my mommy and daddys divorce effect me and my driving ability.Only in rich white America,sad indeed
mike4378 says – reply to this

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now what show am i supossed to watch? hogan knows best, was the best show ever, i guess i,le to watch the hills,l hav
KaiokeLee says – reply to this

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Hulk was angry at his son Nick for the car accident that landed his friend in a vegetative state and he wanted Nick to take responsibility for it. Linda wanted to cover it up and wanted her son to get away without without any liability. Hulk was always stricter. This caused the final tension for the divorce.
heather says – reply to this

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you called this how long ago perez
cj says – reply to this

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I think their marriage was on the rocks for the past year and now this thing with Nick is just too much!
tufe says – reply to this

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PRAISE JESUS!!! Now if those Kardashians can fall in the ocean…. You know, it would be great if they could drag that Dr Rey in with them. It's basically a batch of females, though, so I don't know if he'd succumb to their charms. They do have a brother, though, it might work…
mrs says – reply to this

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OMG! its crazy how these things happen. REALITY SHOW CURSES!!!!
He-who-shall-not-be-named says – reply to this

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FYI, all of you saying Linda has no job skills, she studied to be a licensed architect. Brooke mentioned this in one of their Vh1 epidsodes. The first mansion they lived in before moving to Florida, was from one of the designs that Linda created herself when she was studying in Europe. Go browse the archives of !!
ding dang y'all says – reply to this

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Too bad so sad!!!!!!!!!
Mel says – reply to this

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Re: bootiqueen –
How incredibly witty and stereotypical of you. Though what you say does have potential in the sense that Linda lacks a sense of fashion entirely, your association with this factor and the trailer park is pure foolishness. Good try, hun, but you’ll never be the next Perez with your limited connections and your half assed remarks.
huuh says – reply to this

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Re: kristen – what are you twelve???
A_and_B says – reply to this

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This is the worst news ever! I am so shocked and crushed I don't even know what to say. This is so tragic to see a wonderful loving family be torn apart.
tess says – reply to this

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I couldn't believe what a verbally abusive ass hole he was on the show.And how Linda babied him. Grow up Hulk, and teach your low life son how to stand up be responsible for the tragedy he's created too.
m15 says – reply to this

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wow, another reality show couple bites the dust. this is sad bc they seemed like a nice, wholesome family. but there was one episode where they talked about getting divorced, so guess that was a big clue.
Cin I. Kill says – reply to this

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This must be on the advice of a lawyer. Either it will help preserve some of the family fortune from the mega-suit they're about to get hit with by that kid their son almost killed, or it will distance Hulk from the cavalier attitude his wife has had towards street racing.
Steph says – reply to this

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first! shes a bitch i hope she doesnt get a dime!!!!
Hulkamaniacs says – reply to this

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Good for the hulk. F them spolied kids and wife. get some young tail and enjoy yourself. Too bad you gotta give half just because she spread her legs for 20 years. That's ok you got plenty more………….
Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov says – reply to this

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Re: The Doctor is in – No bitch I don't. I'm just fine. I just hate scabs and parasites like you. Go collect your allowance and buy some ice cream. Fuck you and people like you. Seeing you post is like seeing a cockroach in my kitchen. I want to kill it, and I want to kill the whole nest. You are disgusting. You my fat foe; you are what is wrong with America. Piss off.
anastatsia says – reply to this

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good, linda's fucking insane and outrageous. she just wants hulks money. their children are jokes. brooke can't sing for shit! and she doesn't know how to dress (probably got it from her skanky mother!).
shae.le.g says – reply to this

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awwww! dang! they've been together for like 76 years! they were cute, fanny packs and all
brooke says – reply to this

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oh boo hoo cry me a river. she left hulk for the macho man.
kitty says – reply to this

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damn she is dumb for that… she is no one without hulk… hulk is better off… she did nothing but use his money and sleep… i hardly ever seen her clean! lazy fat ass!
AleBonita says – reply to this

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primera !!
SANDY says – reply to this

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that is so sad im serious i love that show and i love than that is to bad !!
makicabrera10 says – reply to this

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she is SUCH a gross human being
ouuchhhhh says – reply to this

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Re: Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov – his vagina's still hurting !!!!!!!

somebody please remove the "camote" out of his vagina.
Highly Suspicious says – reply to this

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Trumping up publicity to take the heat off their son.
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Because OF COURSE you would call back a reporter you had hung up on and discuss personal issues, hell doesn't everyone.
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And if it is true, I hope the Graziano family gets every penny and all that's left for the settlement is those ugly, loud, 80's clothes, that would be poetic justice.
Reality Check says – reply to this

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Re: Go Linda, get yours – His body is broken down because he was out making money to buy her those inappropriate fashion disaster clothes, to finance that so called singing career and the house, cars, jewellery and bad make up. As for the children and their problems, your children's behavior, their success or their failure are a direct reflection of your parenting skills, so excuse me me if I don't have any sympathy for her.
Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov says – reply to this

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Re: ouuchhhhh – Yes. That's it: My vagina hurts. Say what you want, I don't respect you anyways, so sure, fine, ;you mindless scab dingle- berry. Yawn……..Listen assfruit: I am damn proud to be a union member. Anyone who has a mindless complaint with the unions can be beaten in the street. Thats my opinion, I stand by it, and so do most of the membership. We have a proud history of overcoming the institutional inertia of corrupt government and greedy inhumane corporations. We did it with the pen and we did it with the sword. So when some cunt like mtg writes down on the writers strike, as she did a week ago, I'll tell her to fuck herself. Especially when its some cunt who had their whole way paid for. Now write what you will, but let me promise all you little cunts, if you meet me on the street, I'd hurt you, and I'd be proud to hurt you. Now crawl back to your deep fried jobs and your fudge filled lives and wait for the crane to come and pull you out of your rooms and take you to the fat camp. Fuck off and good bye, ect, et al.
someone says – reply to this

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What the Fuck do you have to always say "first"for on every post?
Sean says – reply to this

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No fear Hogan knows Breast's!
chelsea says – reply to this

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thats too bad. i enjoyed watching them on their show, linda cracked me up. i bet you anything, if their son wasn't a complete idiot and waste of a human being, they wouldn't be getting divorced right now. i hope one day, nick realizes how many lives that he's fucked up. stupid dickhead.
wow says – reply to this

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Re: Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov –
someone sure thinks a lot of themselves.
The only reason you get shit done (talking about the writers strike) is because you are selfish and when one person has a problem you all join in.
Anyone can gather enough people up and bully others into doing something. Striking is selfish. You writers are selfish. You ARE part of the big corporation. You are certainly helping it stay alive, as evidenced by the problems the strike has caused. You had no problem being part of the corporation before.
You have just decided to try and become a bigger part of it. You're pissed because they said no and won't let you in their elite club.
So now you're suddenly against the 'big corporations' Only because you can't get as much money as the people higher up!!! Hahahah. That's life.
wow says – reply to this

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(Re: wow – )
Re: Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov –
"let me promise all you little cunts, if you meet me on the street, I’d hurt you, and I’d be proud to hurt you"
Sure, that means a lot over the internet. You are so full of shit I can smell you from here. On that note, let me go get my butler to start up the jacuzzi. I expect that the smell of you will be taken care of by the time I get back.
I am having a relaxing night in before I jet off to NYC for a $1million shopping spree, just for something to do. See? You can say anything on the internet, but it doesn't mean it's true. I seriously doubt you are a writer.
Unless by writer you mean Harry Potter fanfic. (LMFAO probably)
Re: The Doctor is in – LMAO. yeah he sure did miss his meat
Kawika says – reply to this

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Thank GOD, for no more BORING shows from Him…..
Maybe he can go back taking tickets at the WWF.
haaaaaaa, haaaaaaaa, haaaaaaa
Major Jenkins P Shaw (ret) USMC says – reply to this

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I always knew the boy's a dumb ass…Christ, look at his children. If that isn't a clue regarding hulkomanias weak genes…than what is. I like his little love kitten and I hope she's smart enough to get the WHOLE KIT 'N CABUDDLE LOL
LAUGHING MY AZZ OFF says – reply to this

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Good for them. They are superficial and arrogant. Love how that blond whore Brooke insulted the state of Ohio insinutaiing we are hillbillys and morons…all she had to do was look in her own house. Come on, that family is uneducated and full of them selves. At least the Osbournes stayed together. Seems like anyone who tries this reality TV gig breaks up. Glad to see misery iin their home…they love to criticize people incliuding group classification of an entire state. They can rot.
Benson says – reply to this

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What does first mean??
stephanie says – reply to this

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THERES NO PRENUP!!!!!!
YOUR MOM says – reply to this

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Re: Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov – JUST GO AND LAY DOWN IN THE SOFA THAT YOUR THERAPIST HAS FOR YOU ALREADY, IT WILL HELP YOU!
Carrie says – reply to this

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Another reality show couple bites the dust. When will these idiots learn?? The only reason it hasn't happened to the Osbornes is Ozzy isn't functional on his own. He's practically disabled.