Our Hero
Filed under: Anglophilia > Jordan
The hardest working woman in England!
The British Jessica Simpson, Jordan, is hawking yet another of her licensed products.
The glamour gal born Katie Price made an appearance at Blanchardstown perfume store in Dublin on Friday to promote her new perfume range "Stunning."
It smells like fake tan, fake hair and cheap beer!
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: November 23, 2007 at 4:41 pm
I freakin love Katie and all the cheesy, shitty tv shows, books,etc she does.
oh yeah! 1st
More like th ebritish rache l hun ter. wahtever.
first
probably not first
Firsty
FIRST!
SHe looks like a pile of shit.
shes ugly and nasty.
just like jessica simpson
you forgot fake boobs
no jokes but WHO buy her shits?
She's amazing in bed!
BRITISH JESSICA SIMPSON - HAHHAAAAAAAAAAA
You've got to be having me on, have you ever seen her on telly????? Jessica simpson's career might not be doing as well as hoped, but to compare her to Jordan is like comparing finest filet beef to Spam.
someday I'll be first…
What a waste of time
Fuck you, Perez "fat homo tub of lard with a pig nose" Hilton!
was she punched in the nose?
Who's a fatty?
Perez is!
aghhhhh i live right beside blanchardstown!!!! aghhh! i love u perezzzzzz
Who's a fatty?
Perez is!
:)
I think she is beautiful…but what is wrong with her nose? It looks swollen…maybe it is the lighting…she's gorgeous.
She's trashy and cheesy and i love it. Also Perez your becoming kinda famous in the UK now, your name has been popping up in the british media lately. Cant wait to hear the gossip on radio 1 sunday.
her nose looks freakish!!!! she would look better if her freaking tits weren't so huge!!!!!!!!!!!
Met her surgeon on thurs. Mr Singh.
Jordan has 4 implants, on each boob, 1 each under the muscle, one each over.
Omfg She is a Star
I Love Her
The Perfume smells soo GOOD !!!
The Best Book Ever CRYSTAL !!!
Omfg She is a Star
I Love Her
The Perfume smells soo GOOD !!!
The Best Book Ever CRYSTAL !!!
Re: Disgusted –
Ok first of all Jessica Simpson is not ugly or nasty, you must need glasses or be very insecure about yourself. I am a 28 yr old woman secure with my looks and am heterosexual, but must say that Jessica Simpson and Katie are beuutiful woman.
i love jordan!!
and her husband is HOTT
respect for her! love her!
she doesn't sit right with me. me no like her…..
That woman has more makeup on than Tammy whats-her-name from the 700 club. I'll bet she looks like sheep dip when she takes off all that crap on her face…
What a disgusting, worthless shit-bag. I'm sure the "Stunning" effect of this perfume is that it will bowl you over with the stench of spray-tan, peroxide, and a vinegar-and-water douche.
Enough with the fake tan already!
Oh, that's right: her foundation wouldn't match.
Mario like you would know what a woman smells like, and that COW Beth Ditto who smells of fast food does not count.
if your going to airbrush your picture you shouldn't hold it up next to ur face…….NOSE
I agree with you on most thing Perez, but not on this. I loves me some Jordan.
Re: suraheg –
weird hearing blanchardstown mentioned here isn't it? lol
Who in the world is this Jordan girl? When I was in Europe a couple of weeks ago I saw her face plastered on every magazine. Only thing I really know about her is that she has a show with her husband on the E! Network… maybe I should watch it cuz I feel like i'm the only one who doesn't really know who she is.
blanchardstown is the town idiot not the store
First of all…we are english and know what jordan is about…and its not jessica simpson!!! she is not anywhere near the english version of jessica freaking simpsssssssssssssssssssonnnnnnnn!!!!
katie is far more raunchy jessica simpson is a complete prude compared to katie!!
love you katieeeeeee
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
haha. she's gay. as;dlkfjas;
could she be any more superficial?
I friggin love Katie Price…she is my hero!!! and Perez…hate to brake it to you but her perfume smels GREAT!! And befor you knock it you should smell it…and dont act like you have because it is only available in the UK…so unless you ordered it from the UK (one of the few exclusive shops that carry it) and had it shipped over here then you have no idea WTF you are talking about!!! GO KP!!!!!
This mess is beyond TIRED!
o cmon, thats not a fair comparison
Haha, I love how she has blue eyes but the photos have brown.
Contacts, anyone?
She looks like she went to her plastic surgeon and got photoshopped. Is it just me or does she look like a cartoon in technicolor? Makeup by Crayola.
What's with the plastercine nose????
man, what i wouldn't do to cum in this girl's shit chute. her turds would be marinaded in my sperm for three months following.
man, what i wouldn't do to cum in this girl's shit chute. her turds would be marinaded in my sperm for three months following.
LOVE HER!
It was in BELFAST Perez, not Dublin, duh the prices in the picture wouldn't say pounds if it was in the republic
Who?
The prices are in euroa man.
Ah I live up the road from Blanch. Shes always in Blanch doing stuff like opening West for something and things like that.
she would be hot if she would lose the fake and bake
Re: glc – Sorry but thats the sign for EURO, the pound sterling sign looks more like an L. Put your foot in your mouth. k thanx
Never mind Jordan, i'm just sooooo excited that Perez mentioned Dublin!!!
What happened to her nose? It looks like a potato. I saw other pics of her at this and her nose looks like large Bell Pepper in all of them.
I know you're probably an appletini drinking pansy, but cheap beer is awesome. Try being a man rather than a freshman girl and down a few.
her face is so freakin NASTY
…is that a pit stain? she looks like a poor-man's diaz and i'm hating that "sleek" do…
Does she need two very blown up balloons inserted in her chest skin in order to make it>>>> poor poor
You'd think she'd heal up from her nose job before shooting the promos…
Did she break her nose??
Why does her nose look nothing like the one in the pics of herself on the boxes she's holding???????
Why does her nose look nothing like the one in the pics of herself on the boxes she's holding???????
Why does her nose look nothing like the one in the pics of herself on the boxes she's holding???????
Why does her nose look nothing like the one in the pics of herself on the boxes she's holding???????
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why are all the brit women having perfume lines?
the Footie WAGS especially.. first you have Coleen McLoughlin, then Alex Curran-Gerrard then this woman who looks TOO MUCH LIKE ALEX CURRAN-GERRARD!
She needs to have her nose fixed. It looks too white for her face. I'm sorry, but I just had to say it.
Re: SaoirseM – ME TOO!!!…represent, i miss home=Dublin
Re: glc – NO u retard it was Dublin and the prices are in Euro, perez is god=right and so is Ireland=God
It's funny that everyone is calling her trash, considering her perfume is featured next to Donna Karan and Valentino's. How about quit obsessing over the fact that she has big boobs and actually do your reading. She has a partially blind son (with several other physical handicaps), two other children with her husband, and she recently suffered a miscarriage. And have you watched her show? She frequently appears with little makeup on and is still absolutely gorgeous. She is a successful model, author, mogul, mother, and wife. Jealousy gets you nowhere!
didn't she just give birth for crying out loud? how many hours a day is she working out or did she just visit the lipo-man.
She's a dog with a great body. What's her story anyway? She should go into porn it pays better…
nasty, skanky, smelly, ho………grosssss………….what a pathetic waste of space…….
HOW COULD YOU PLACE JESSICA SIMPSON'S NAME ALONG WITH JORDAN??? THEY'RE TOTALLY DIFFERENT! JESSICA IS A VERYYY NICE GIRL, VERY SWEET AND POLITE, CLEAN RECORD IN HOLLYWOOD. YES, SHE HAS BIG BOOBS BUT IT'S 100% NATURAL! SHE HAS BIG BOOBS EVER SINCE A TEENAGER. BUT JORDAN'S BOOBS ARE FAKE, OBVIOUSLY, LIKE PAMELA ANDERSON AND ANNA NICOLE SMITH.
she isn't the british Jessica Simpson, jessica simpson actually has some talent……. and as for the hardest working woman in britain, pmsl….as she does is stands there like a retard with her tits out , hardly hard work perez!!!
she isn't the british Jessica Simpson, jessica simpson actually has some talent……. and as for the hardest working woman in britain, pmsl….as she does is stands there like a retard with her tits out , hardly hard work perez!!!
I'm Irish and know the place she was selling her shit, and its a shithole full of unemployed scumbags, just like Katie, she is one hell of a self publicist though. She has babies just for the magazine deals !!!
Re: ellena – hehe yeah, never thought id see the day that the blanch was mentioned on perezhilton.com! come on the blanch!! Ireland is taking over, its official
Jene sais pas i quelqu'un parle français mais c'est pour dire que je viens de trouver ce blog et je l'adooore. Il est vraiment cool
Re: JoeyDublin – woah thats harsh, the blanch isn't all bad!! where are you from..foxrock roysh? loike omg the northsoide is loike soo home to the lecherous dregs of our society..
re; flapping labia. Your country is the only one in the world where idiots try to clean the inside of their vaginas. The rest of the world knows that they are self cleaning and all we need to do is keep the outside clean. You lot do yourself more damage (ie thrush) by trying to wash away the friendly bacteria that keeps it cleaner than all that vinegar and water you shove up there. Do yourselves a big favour sisters and say no to the evil douche!
I used to like Katie but she is way over exposed (excuse the pun) these days. She gives and interview every time her kids fight or her husband takes a shit. It's tooooo much. Take a year off Katie and let us miss you for a while.
Don't forget fake tits!
she has over 70million dollars more than any of u will have thats ow hard shes worked she knows shes fake and that why everyone in england loves her because she says what she thinks and she knows who she is more than any of u cant believe u actually spend time slagging people of americans 4 u
Weird seeing Blanchardstown mentioned her, I live in Blanch! Blanchardstown is a town in Dublin, not the name of the shop she was in. She was at 'The Perfume Direct' shop, in the Blanchardstown Shopping Centre.
Ugly British shit.