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The hardest working woman in England!

The British Jessica Simpson, Jordan, is hawking yet another of her licensed products.

The glamour gal born Katie Price made an appearance at Blanchardstown perfume store in Dublin on Friday to promote her new perfume range "Stunning."

It smells like fake tan, fake hair and cheap beer!

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102 comments to “Our Hero”

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  1. britt says – reply to this


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    I freakin love Katie and all the cheesy, shitty tv shows, books,etc she does.

  2. britt says – reply to this


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    oh yeah! 1st

  3. lick it eat it screw it s uck it says – reply to this


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    More like th ebritish rache l hun ter. wahtever.

  4. amber says – reply to this


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    first

  5. eirn says – reply to this


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    probably not first

  6. fdfd says – reply to this


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    Firsty

  7. Amber says – reply to this


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    FIRST!

  8. Disgusted says – reply to this


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    SHe looks like a pile of shit.
    shes ugly and nasty.
    just like jessica simpson

  9. gia says – reply to this


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    you forgot fake boobs

  10. jillll says – reply to this


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    no jokes but WHO buy her shits?

  11. Vader says – reply to this


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    She's amazing in bed!

  12. Sarah says – reply to this


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    BRITISH JESSICA SIMPSON - HAHHAAAAAAAAAAA

    You've got to be having me on, have you ever seen her on telly????? Jessica simpson's career might not be doing as well as hoped, but to compare her to Jordan is like comparing finest filet beef to Spam.

  13. crystal says – reply to this


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    someday I'll be first…

  14. Shantel says – reply to this


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    What a waste of time

  15. Lad says – reply to this


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    Fuck you, Perez "fat homo tub of lard with a pig nose" Hilton!

  16. debi says – reply to this


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    was she punched in the nose?

  17. Todd says – reply to this


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    Who's a fatty?

    Perez is!

  18. suraheg says – reply to this


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    aghhhhh i live right beside blanchardstown!!!! aghhh! i love u perezzzzzz

  19. Todd says – reply to this


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    Who's a fatty?

    Perez is!

    :)

  20. aj says – reply to this


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    I think she is beautiful…but what is wrong with her nose? It looks swollen…maybe it is the lighting…she's gorgeous.

  21. uk says – reply to this


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    She's trashy and cheesy and i love it. Also Perez your becoming kinda famous in the UK now, your name has been popping up in the british media lately. Cant wait to hear the gossip on radio 1 sunday.

  22. vegas says – reply to this


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    her nose looks freakish!!!! she would look better if her freaking tits weren't so huge!!!!!!!!!!!

  23. Molly Mole (international pervert) says – reply to this


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    Met her surgeon on thurs. Mr Singh.

    Jordan has 4 implants, on each boob, 1 each under the muscle, one each over.

  24. Lysha says – reply to this


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    Omfg She is a Star
    I Love Her
    The Perfume smells soo GOOD !!!
    The Best Book Ever CRYSTAL !!!

  25. Lysha says – reply to this


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    Omfg She is a Star
    I Love Her
    The Perfume smells soo GOOD !!!
    The Best Book Ever CRYSTAL !!!

  26. Tina says – reply to this


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    Re: Disgusted
    Ok first of all Jessica Simpson is not ugly or nasty, you must need glasses or be very insecure about yourself. I am a 28 yr old woman secure with my looks and am heterosexual, but must say that Jessica Simpson and Katie are beuutiful woman.

  27. Joelle says – reply to this


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    i love jordan!!
    and her husband is HOTT
    respect for her! love her!

  28. makicabrera10 says – reply to this


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    she doesn't sit right with me. me no like her…..

  29. Harry The Grump says – reply to this


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    That woman has more makeup on than Tammy whats-her-name from the 700 club. I'll bet she looks like sheep dip when she takes off all that crap on her face…

  30. flapping labia says – reply to this


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    What a disgusting, worthless shit-bag. I'm sure the "Stunning" effect of this perfume is that it will bowl you over with the stench of spray-tan, peroxide, and a vinegar-and-water douche.

  31. Orange Glow says – reply to this


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    Enough with the fake tan already!

    Oh, that's right: her foundation wouldn't match.

  32. Hello Kitty says – reply to this


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    Mario like you would know what a woman smells like, and that COW Beth Ditto who smells of fast food does not count.

  33. andrea says – reply to this


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    if your going to airbrush your picture you shouldn't hold it up next to ur face…….NOSE

  34. Meagan says – reply to this


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    I agree with you on most thing Perez, but not on this. I loves me some Jordan.

  35. ellena says – reply to this


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    Re: suraheg
    weird hearing blanchardstown mentioned here isn't it? lol

  36. Dre'a says – reply to this


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    Who in the world is this Jordan girl? When I was in Europe a couple of weeks ago I saw her face plastered on every magazine. Only thing I really know about her is that she has a show with her husband on the E! Network… maybe I should watch it cuz I feel like i'm the only one who doesn't really know who she is.

  37. J says – reply to this


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    blanchardstown is the town idiot not the store

  38. Charlotte&Abby says – reply to this


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    First of all…we are english and know what jordan is about…and its not jessica simpson!!! she is not anywhere near the english version of jessica freaking simpsssssssssssssssssssonnnnnnnn!!!!

    katie is far more raunchy jessica simpson is a complete prude compared to katie!!

    love you katieeeeeee

    xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

  39. nicole says – reply to this


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    haha. she's gay. as;dlkfjas;
    could she be any more superficial?

  40. Amy says – reply to this


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    I friggin love Katie Price…she is my hero!!! and Perez…hate to brake it to you but her perfume smels GREAT!! And befor you knock it you should smell it…and dont act like you have because it is only available in the UK…so unless you ordered it from the UK (one of the few exclusive shops that carry it) and had it shipped over here then you have no idea WTF you are talking about!!! GO KP!!!!!

  41. chuito6 says – reply to this


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    This mess is beyond TIRED!

  42. ariel says – reply to this


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    o cmon, thats not a fair comparison

  43. em... says – reply to this


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    Haha, I love how she has blue eyes but the photos have brown.
    Contacts, anyone?

  44. star says – reply to this


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    She looks like she went to her plastic surgeon and got photoshopped. Is it just me or does she look like a cartoon in technicolor? Makeup by Crayola.

  45. lef says – reply to this


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    What's with the plastercine nose????

  46. heterosodomite says – reply to this


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    man, what i wouldn't do to cum in this girl's shit chute. her turds would be marinaded in my sperm for three months following.

  47. heterosodomite says – reply to this


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    man, what i wouldn't do to cum in this girl's shit chute. her turds would be marinaded in my sperm for three months following.

  48. Chanell says – reply to this


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    LOVE HER!

  49. glc says – reply to this


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    It was in BELFAST Perez, not Dublin, duh the prices in the picture wouldn't say pounds if it was in the republic

  50. chimp says – reply to this


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    Who?

  51. Conor says – reply to this


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    The prices are in euroa man.
    Ah I live up the road from Blanch. Shes always in Blanch doing stuff like opening West for something and things like that.

  52. Fenton says – reply to this


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    she would be hot if she would lose the fake and bake

  53. cultural appreciation says – reply to this


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    Re: glc – Sorry but thats the sign for EURO, the pound sterling sign looks more like an L. Put your foot in your mouth. k thanx

  54. SaoirseM says – reply to this


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    Never mind Jordan, i'm just sooooo excited that Perez mentioned Dublin!!!

  55. Bell Pepper says – reply to this


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    What happened to her nose? It looks like a potato. I saw other pics of her at this and her nose looks like large Bell Pepper in all of them.

  56. madmax says – reply to this


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    I know you're probably an appletini drinking pansy, but cheap beer is awesome. Try being a man rather than a freshman girl and down a few.

  57. rogue says – reply to this


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    her face is so freakin NASTY

  58. malvolio says – reply to this


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    …is that a pit stain? she looks like a poor-man's diaz and i'm hating that "sleek" do…

  59. Gorrrr says – reply to this


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    Does she need two very blown up balloons inserted in her chest skin in order to make it>>>> poor poor

  60. hmmm says – reply to this


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    You'd think she'd heal up from her nose job before shooting the promos…

  61. cake says – reply to this


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    Did she break her nose??

  62. Who "nose"????? says – reply to this


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    Why does her nose look nothing like the one in the pics of herself on the boxes she's holding???????

    Why does her nose look nothing like the one in the pics of herself on the boxes she's holding???????

    Why does her nose look nothing like the one in the pics of herself on the boxes she's holding???????

    Why does her nose look nothing like the one in the pics of herself on the boxes she's holding???????

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  63. gabie says – reply to this


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    why are all the brit women having perfume lines?
    the Footie WAGS especially.. first you have Coleen McLoughlin, then Alex Curran-Gerrard then this woman who looks TOO MUCH LIKE ALEX CURRAN-GERRARD!

  64. Marianne Chitter Chatter says – reply to this


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    She needs to have her nose fixed. It looks too white for her face. I'm sorry, but I just had to say it.

  65. connie says – reply to this


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    Re: SaoirseM – ME TOO!!!…represent, i miss home=Dublin

  66. Connie says – reply to this


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    Re: glc – NO u retard it was Dublin and the prices are in Euro, perez is god=right and so is Ireland=God

  67. Sunnie says – reply to this


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    It's funny that everyone is calling her trash, considering her perfume is featured next to Donna Karan and Valentino's. How about quit obsessing over the fact that she has big boobs and actually do your reading. She has a partially blind son (with several other physical handicaps), two other children with her husband, and she recently suffered a miscarriage. And have you watched her show? She frequently appears with little makeup on and is still absolutely gorgeous. She is a successful model, author, mogul, mother, and wife. Jealousy gets you nowhere!

  68. Princess Tiáamii is lonely says – reply to this


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    didn't she just give birth for crying out loud? how many hours a day is she working out or did she just visit the lipo-man.

  69. mpauls says – reply to this


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    She's a dog with a great body. What's her story anyway? She should go into porn it pays better…

  70. aymi says – reply to this


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    nasty, skanky, smelly, ho………grosssss………….what a pathetic waste of space…….

  71. I OBJECT!!!!! says – reply to this


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    HOW COULD YOU PLACE JESSICA SIMPSON'S NAME ALONG WITH JORDAN??? THEY'RE TOTALLY DIFFERENT! JESSICA IS A VERYYY NICE GIRL, VERY SWEET AND POLITE, CLEAN RECORD IN HOLLYWOOD. YES, SHE HAS BIG BOOBS BUT IT'S 100% NATURAL! SHE HAS BIG BOOBS EVER SINCE A TEENAGER. BUT JORDAN'S BOOBS ARE FAKE, OBVIOUSLY, LIKE PAMELA ANDERSON AND ANNA NICOLE SMITH.

  72. Sally says – reply to this


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    she isn't the british Jessica Simpson, jessica simpson actually has some talent……. and as for the hardest working woman in britain, pmsl….as she does is stands there like a retard with her tits out , hardly hard work perez!!!

  73. Sally says – reply to this


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    she isn't the british Jessica Simpson, jessica simpson actually has some talent……. and as for the hardest working woman in britain, pmsl….as she does is stands there like a retard with her tits out , hardly hard work perez!!!

  74. JoeyDublin says – reply to this


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    I'm Irish and know the place she was selling her shit, and its a shithole full of unemployed scumbags, just like Katie, she is one hell of a self publicist though. She has babies just for the magazine deals !!!

  75. c says – reply to this


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    Re: ellena – hehe yeah, never thought id see the day that the blanch was mentioned on perezhilton.com! come on the blanch!! Ireland is taking over, its official :P

  76. Emilie says – reply to this


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    Jene sais pas i quelqu'un parle français mais c'est pour dire que je viens de trouver ce blog et je l'adooore. Il est vraiment cool

  77. c says – reply to this


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    Re: JoeyDublin – woah thats harsh, the blanch isn't all bad!! where are you from..foxrock roysh? loike omg the northsoide is loike soo home to the lecherous dregs of our society..

  78. funky munky says – reply to this


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    re; flapping labia. Your country is the only one in the world where idiots try to clean the inside of their vaginas. The rest of the world knows that they are self cleaning and all we need to do is keep the outside clean. You lot do yourself more damage (ie thrush) by trying to wash away the friendly bacteria that keeps it cleaner than all that vinegar and water you shove up there. Do yourselves a big favour sisters and say no to the evil douche!
    I used to like Katie but she is way over exposed (excuse the pun) these days. She gives and interview every time her kids fight or her husband takes a shit. It's tooooo much. Take a year off Katie and let us miss you for a while.

  79. me says – reply to this


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    Don't forget fake tits!

  80. supporter says – reply to this


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    she has over 70million dollars more than any of u will have thats ow hard shes worked she knows shes fake and that why everyone in england loves her because she says what she thinks and she knows who she is more than any of u cant believe u actually spend time slagging people of americans 4 u

  81. Irishgal says – reply to this


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    Weird seeing Blanchardstown mentioned her, I live in Blanch! Blanchardstown is a town in Dublin, not the name of the shop she was in. She was at 'The Perfume Direct' shop, in the Blanchardstown Shopping Centre.

  82. Venom says – reply to this


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    Ugly British shit.

  83. jen says – reply to this


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    OOMPA LOOMPA ORANGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  84. melanie says – reply to this


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    She looks absolutely beautiful! Love ya Kate!

  85. shaz says – reply to this


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    omg i cant believe you mentiond Blanchardstown on your website,thats hillarious……i come from there but now live in sunny Oz,never thought id see that happen!!!!!!

  86. Disgusted says – reply to this


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    Re: Tina – Who the fucked asked you anything about yourself?
    oh, thats right….. NO ONE DID!!!!!!!!!
    and simpson and this jordan are still disgusting and nasty and ugly,
    so shut the fuck up.
    kthanks.

  87. diamond liz says – reply to this


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    love katie price u go gurl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  88. alkjfalkdfj says – reply to this


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    she's a waste of space. what a hobag.

  89. Leave the judging to ME, Perez! says – reply to this


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    Perez you freakin' Homo just because YOU wouldn't do her doesn't mean the straight readers like ME wouldn't do her!!!
    I'll make you deal: You go suck on Cisco Adler's dick so that it hangs lower than his disgusting balls in the previous post and I will go suck and gnaw on this British Lass' tits and make her hum like a lil birde!!! Oh, and I'll also plow her pussy like a nice English field!

  90. Ellie says – reply to this


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    Look That nose Compared to the picture on the box … So Fake!

  91. meghan says – reply to this


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    oh wow. if she got a nose job she would be absolutely STUNNING.

  92. katie is a star says – reply to this


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    love katie
    she's actually very beautiful WITHOUT make up
    an alien concept to many american women i know….

  93. UK Rules says – reply to this


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    Re: Venom

    Stupid American wanker.

  94. David Delahunty says – reply to this


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    The hardest working woman in England was actually in Ireland!different countries…..she must be on her world tour

  95. Nut Sack ROFL!! says – reply to this


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    Re: katie is a star – haha go screw yourself while america is takin over your stupid country.

  96. Eric500 says – reply to this


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    Totally 'Jack of all over myself" inspirational stuff

    wow

  97. Angry Customer says – reply to this


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    That shit burns! My wife tried some on her cheek and it melted her plastic earring. Our cat licked some off the floor, then died. Stunning, indeed.

  98. Olive Twist says – reply to this


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    #79 - funky munky

    I'm afraid that's far too much information, unless you intended to comment on something in Gynecological Quarterly.

  99. Sarah says – reply to this


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    First.

    I love Katie and Peter. Hells yea!

  100. FIONA AGAIN says – reply to this


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    KATIE FAN!!!

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