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Crisco Adler is upset, y'all.

The music "producer" just posted the following on his official blog:

"Friday, November 23, 2007

LISA D’AMATO

Hello nation,
In light of the recent events I think that It is my duty to make a statement and set things straight. First of all, my "new girlfriend and I" may seem a bit disfunctional because we are in fact not boyfriend and girfriend nor do we have any romantic connection. I am a music producer and she is my artist. Period. And further more, lisa d'amato is a seriously talented woman. she comes from nothing and is trying to make it in a tough world and an even tougher business. Granted, she is a timebomb and is no doubt a bit unpredictable but that is what we love about her and god forbid an artist has some fucking fire nowadays. We hooked up because I like diamonds in the rough that I can shape into real artists. I know u all think I am just a big set of balls with a mustache but I've been producing and writing music for 10 years now and I know a good thing when I see one. It is unfortunate that people have to try to expose celebrity around every corner but that is the society we live in. And in lisas case who the fuck cares…she's the chick who "showed her tits and got an a in math!" Try to close your eyes and open up your fucking ears because your missing out on some good music………and on another note, please request "mr. Right" by mickey avalon on your local radio station now. The video just got added to mtv!! Love you all…

Cisco adler"

CLICK HERE to see the uncensored version of Crisco and his balls….after the jump!

Posted: Nov 23, 2007 at 4:52 pm / Email this »

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Vader says – reply to this

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FIRST BITHCES
Ballsdeep says – reply to this

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first - gross
katie says – reply to this

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1st! Ewwwwwwwww
e says – reply to this

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Gross!
holee cow says – reply to this

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HO NO CISCO!
STUPID WHITE BITCHES!!!! says – reply to this

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OMG!!!!WTF!!!!!EWWWW!!!
bleh says – reply to this

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not again!
1st says – reply to this

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1st bitches! xx
BObby Mo says – reply to this

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GROSSS!
Sja says – reply to this

10

He has bigger balls; is that even right?
chip love says – reply to this

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balls first
Erica says – reply to this

12

EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!
chip love says – reply to this

13

balls first
Cody says – reply to this

14

1st! yaya!!!
perezlovesscotland says – reply to this

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1st bitches! xx
Bobby Mo says – reply to this

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Party at Meesh's tonight, whos in?
perezlovesscotland says – reply to this

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1st people! xx
txgirl says – reply to this

18

So unnecessary to see that! I feel my leftovers coming back up.
lenora says – reply to this

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ew
mellow says – reply to this

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eww turkey
Ewww says – reply to this

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1st
Mallory says – reply to this

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ugh.
Little Nads says – reply to this

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Jesus!

First!

Bee Movie!
sassym says – reply to this

24

his balls are not BIG, they are saggy, like old lady boobs
Ella says – reply to this

25

Oh Dear God!
dfsdfsdgsr says – reply to this

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ew.
mmmmm says – reply to this

27

1st FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
JAMIE says – reply to this

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FIRST!!!
MayMay says – reply to this

29

OMG his balls are HUGE!!!!
cye says – reply to this

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long balls
Ags says – reply to this

31

ahhhhhhhhhh
j says – reply to this

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FIRST
ew
jamie says – reply to this

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groseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee never seen balls that hung quite that long before ,He really has nothing impressive there he may want to cover up! ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Carredas says – reply to this

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what ????? IS IT REAL???
First (I guess!) BITCH !!!!!
LB says – reply to this

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first
suz says – reply to this

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weird.
maria says – reply to this

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i didn't know they could hang that low.
aNNA says – reply to this

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OMFG EW LOOKS LIKE HE HAS 3 DICKS!
balls says – reply to this

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those balls weigh more than lisa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me says – reply to this

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FIRST
mrxaguilera says – reply to this

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oh well. . .
B-Rad says – reply to this

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FIRST!!!!!!
Luna says – reply to this

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I bet when those things get swingin' during doggie style they end up slappin' the chick in the face leaving her with two black eyes and a fat lip. Damn, Those are huge donkey balls.
d says – reply to this

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gross
louvroom says – reply to this

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first. thats some biiiig ballls
frann says – reply to this

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disgusting
MACKEY says – reply to this

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YESSSSIRRR!!!!! Cisco is a dope producer…multi talented in many ways ….get off his nutts…..vote for Mr. Right on KROQ and TRL!!!! Avalonian's Unite!!!!!!!

again vote MICKEY AVALON "MR RIGHT" No #1 on TRL and KROQ in LA!!!!!!!!!!
perezthebitch says – reply to this

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NOOOOO this picture again
why do you hate us so much perez?!
sjf says – reply to this

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gah! freakish!! 1st
Pink says – reply to this

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I just vomited in my mouth. Dude needs a serious makeover!
daaoif says – reply to this

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first
maria says – reply to this

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those balls sure hits u hard in the arse when u f*ck lisas "b-friend"
wtf says – reply to this

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First! ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
william says – reply to this

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THOSE ARE HUGE!
Eden says – reply to this

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Gross
tara says – reply to this

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first!
SHLEE says – reply to this

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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
audra says – reply to this

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now that is a serious set of balls… creeeeepy
AT says – reply to this

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ewwwwwww
aj says – reply to this

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OMG - he looks like one of those ball sacks people hang from the back of their truck!! LOL Wow, that is soooo wierd…I think I'd run from something like that…eew.
Ewwww says – reply to this

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Those are the ugliest balls I have ever seen!!!! What is wrong with him!
perezthebitch2 says – reply to this

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NOOOOO this picture again
why do you hate us so much perez?!
Jasmine says – reply to this

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Is there something called a 'ball reduction'? He'd definitely need one!!
perezthebitch22 says – reply to this

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NOOOOO this picture again
why do you hate us so much perez?!
bitterjealousfatties.com says – reply to this

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That's quite some impressive ball droppage he's got going on. Even testicles succumb to gravity.
HOLY SHIT! says – reply to this

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His left one is a real dangler! Almost hits his knee. Holy Shit Perez, you are the new DIVINE (God rest her soul)
Homo Soprano says – reply to this

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Yeah right. NJ REPRESENT! Nice try to clean up your image. Is that coke I see on the table?
steph p says – reply to this

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Perez! leave Cisco Adler alone! he is actually talented! have u not listened to Whitestarr? Mickey Avalon?? im pretty sure this lisa chick's album is going to be awesome too! LEAVE CISCO ALONE!
Michelle says – reply to this

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If I ever found myself in front of a guy whose balls hung lower than his penis, I think I'd weep.
Original D says – reply to this

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BUNGEE BALLS! GROSS!
Hollee Wood says – reply to this

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ewwww Captain Long Balls Crisco *barf*
Shan says – reply to this

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I love how in the whited out picture ,you can see the very tip or end of his saggy balls not whited out,lol.
SHOOP says – reply to this

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IS THAT COKE ON THE TABLE? MAYBE COKE MAKES YOUR BALLS SAG
krista says – reply to this

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"Did you see that guys balls? YEAH, they were gross…."
James says – reply to this

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I'd suck that dick.
young proffessional says – reply to this

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do your balls hang low? do they wobble to and fro?

They would be slapping ony my clit during doggy style so I like it…mmm I am so horny even Cisco is looking good
Someone in ATL come help a horny girl in her office :0
suze says – reply to this

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I had to re-read the line about *Mr Right* because I thought he was referring to his nut.
Krissy says – reply to this

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Who the hell really wants to see all that.. Someone tell me please!I think that i have masturbated with bigger?? Really what can he do for a women that our fingers cant! GAh thats just gross.. And i have never seen Balls that hang so low in my life i swear! And Hmmm That dude isnt even freaking cute! MY EYES MY EYES! someone give me bleach or vingegar or something to cleanse my eyes after seeing this!
Anonymous doctor says – reply to this

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Ummmm — can you can say testicular cancer? I think he needs to go get an exam now! This is NOT normal.
Dr. Adams says – reply to this

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Come on over Cis, I can't garantee you'll leave but I could cut those sukkers for ya?!?
NASTYNUTS says – reply to this

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ABSOLUTELY GROSS!! GROSS!!

MISCHA BARTON WILL FUCK VOMIT IF GIVEN THE OPPORTUNITY…

FIRST SHE WAS WITH FAT GREASY PIG FACE ELVIS AND THEN SHE WAS WITH THIS HANGING NUTS FUGTARD!!

BITCH PROLLY GOT HERPES! THEY ARE ALL GROSS! WORST YET, THEY ALL FUCKED PARASITE FILTON!
Anne says – reply to this

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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What is THAT????????????? I think I have to throw up. seriously.
Suki Suki says – reply to this

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OMG!!! Sorry, but that's just not right!! LOL Looks about as gross as he looks!!
KRS says – reply to this

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gross
HEARING AID says – reply to this

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Damn, he could one in each ear and hear himself go off!
chiq says – reply to this

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Dude i think that just made me a lesbian (not really but lol) =)
Jaclyn says – reply to this

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Jesus Christ, lets hope dude dont go near any meat grinders.
Toni says – reply to this

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That's fucking gross
tal says – reply to this

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oh my god..he is grosssss.
he has got the grossest set of balls in the universe and a totally average dick.
he's a cock says – reply to this

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whats the white stuff on the table next to his foot??
lana says – reply to this

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Is that what Micha Barton was sucking. EWWWWWWWW! I feel so bad for her! That is the ugliest penis and a set of balls I have ever seen. He's got some nerve.
Kat says – reply to this

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omg that is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO disgusting
momo says – reply to this

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them old tennis socks made me sooooo horny
thelightskinnedone_1 says – reply to this

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All I can say is why? WHY!?
Conaughty7@aol.com says – reply to this

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nice dick
Verena says – reply to this

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IHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh !!!
Randi says – reply to this

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*Sung to the tune of "Jingle Bells"

Standing Captain-proud,
with his tousled, curly hair,
a pair of tube socks all
that homey chose to wear…
He's naked as can be..
and it isn't very wise
’cause his scrotum is ridonkulous
and it's burnin out my eyes

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (everybody sing!)

Wonky balls!
Wonky balls!
Cisco's got a pair!
Like two misshapen tangerines in tube sock swingin' there

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Wonky balls!
Wonky balls!
hideous surprise
Excuse me now, as I use this spoon
to dig out both my eyes!

Merry Christmas Cisco! Cover your freaky nuts!
Ciao Edie says – reply to this

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Is that a pile of coke on the table? hmmm…looks suspicious.
Sugar Mama says – reply to this

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that is so foul,those are the grossest balls i've ever seen,they're almost to his knees! imagine when he's eighty,i shudder at the thought
KB says – reply to this

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Any hopes of being taken seriously, Mr. Adler, went out the window when you posed for this pic.