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Crisco Adler is upset, y'all.

The music "producer" just posted the following on his official blog:

"Friday, November 23, 2007

LISA D’AMATO

Hello nation,
In light of the recent events I think that It is my duty to make a statement and set things straight. First of all, my "new girlfriend and I" may seem a bit disfunctional because we are in fact not boyfriend and girfriend nor do we have any romantic connection. I am a music producer and she is my artist. Period. And further more, lisa d'amato is a seriously talented woman. she comes from nothing and is trying to make it in a tough world and an even tougher business. Granted, she is a timebomb and is no doubt a bit unpredictable but that is what we love about her and god forbid an artist has some fucking fire nowadays. We hooked up because I like diamonds in the rough that I can shape into real artists. I know u all think I am just a big set of balls with a mustache but I've been producing and writing music for 10 years now and I know a good thing when I see one. It is unfortunate that people have to try to expose celebrity around every corner but that is the society we live in. And in lisas case who the fuck cares…she's the chick who "showed her tits and got an a in math!" Try to close your eyes and open up your fucking ears because your missing out on some good music………and on another note, please request "mr. Right" by mickey avalon on your local radio station now. The video just got added to mtv!! Love you all…

Cisco adler"

CLICK HERE to see the uncensored version of Crisco and his balls….after the jump!

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  1. Vader says – reply to this


    1

    FIRST BITHCES

  2. Ballsdeep says – reply to this


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    first - gross

  3. katie says – reply to this


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    1st! Ewwwwwwwww

  4. e says – reply to this


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    Gross!

  5. holee cow says – reply to this


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    HO NO CISCO!

  6. STUPID WHITE BITCHES!!!! says – reply to this


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    OMG!!!!WTF!!!!!EWWWW!!!

  7. bleh says – reply to this


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    not again!

  8. 1st says – reply to this


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    1st bitches! xx

  9. BObby Mo says – reply to this


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    GROSSS!

  10. Sja says – reply to this


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    He has bigger balls; is that even right?

  11. chip love says – reply to this


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    balls first

  12. Erica says – reply to this


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    EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!

  13. chip love says – reply to this


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    balls first

  14. Cody says – reply to this


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    1st! yaya!!!

  15. perezlovesscotland says – reply to this


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    1st bitches! xx

  16. Bobby Mo says – reply to this


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    Party at Meesh's tonight, whos in?

  17. perezlovesscotland says – reply to this


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    1st people! xx

  18. txgirl says – reply to this


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    So unnecessary to see that! I feel my leftovers coming back up.

  19. lenora says – reply to this


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    ew

  20. mellow says – reply to this


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    eww turkey

  21. Ewww says – reply to this


    21

    1st

  22. Mallory says – reply to this


    22

    ugh.

  23. Little Nads says – reply to this


    23

    Jesus!

    First!

    Bee Movie!

  24. sassym says – reply to this


    24

    his balls are not BIG, they are saggy, like old lady boobs

  25. Ella says – reply to this


    25

    Oh Dear God!

  26. dfsdfsdgsr says – reply to this


    26

    ew.

  27. mmmmm says – reply to this


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    1st FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  28. JAMIE says – reply to this


    28

    FIRST!!!

  29. MayMay says – reply to this


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    OMG his balls are HUGE!!!!

  30. cye says – reply to this


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    long balls

  31. Ags says – reply to this


    31

    ahhhhhhhhhh

  32. j says – reply to this


    32

    FIRST
    ew

  33. jamie says – reply to this


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    groseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee never seen balls that hung quite that long before ,He really has nothing impressive there he may want to cover up! ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

  34. Carredas says – reply to this


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    what ????? IS IT REAL???
    First (I guess!) BITCH !!!!!

  35. LB says – reply to this


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    first

  36. suz says – reply to this


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    weird.

  37. maria says – reply to this


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    i didn't know they could hang that low.

  38. aNNA says – reply to this


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    OMFG EW LOOKS LIKE HE HAS 3 DICKS!

  39. balls says – reply to this


    39

    those balls weigh more than lisa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  40. me says – reply to this


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    FIRST

  41. mrxaguilera says – reply to this


    41

    oh well. . .

  42. B-Rad says – reply to this


    42

    FIRST!!!!!!

  43. Luna says – reply to this


    43

    I bet when those things get swingin' during doggie style they end up slappin' the chick in the face leaving her with two black eyes and a fat lip. Damn, Those are huge donkey balls.

  44. d says – reply to this


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    gross

  45. louvroom says – reply to this


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    first. thats some biiiig ballls

  46. frann says – reply to this


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    disgusting

  47. MACKEY says – reply to this


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    YESSSSIRRR!!!!! Cisco is a dope producer…multi talented in many ways ….get off his nutts…..vote for Mr. Right on KROQ and TRL!!!! Avalonian's Unite!!!!!!!

    again vote MICKEY AVALON "MR RIGHT" No #1 on TRL and KROQ in LA!!!!!!!!!!

  48. perezthebitch says – reply to this


    48

    NOOOOO this picture again
    why do you hate us so much perez?!

  49. sjf says – reply to this


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    gah! freakish!! 1st

  50. Pink says – reply to this


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    I just vomited in my mouth. Dude needs a serious makeover!

  51. daaoif says – reply to this


    51

    first

  52. maria says – reply to this


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    those balls sure hits u hard in the arse when u f*ck lisas "b-friend"

  53. wtf says – reply to this


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    First! ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

  54. william says – reply to this


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    THOSE ARE HUGE!

  55. Eden says – reply to this


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    Gross

  56. tara says – reply to this


    56

    first!

  57. SHLEE says – reply to this


    57

    ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

  58. audra says – reply to this


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    now that is a serious set of balls… creeeeepy

  59. AT says – reply to this


    59

    ewwwwwww

  60. aj says – reply to this


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    OMG - he looks like one of those ball sacks people hang from the back of their truck!! LOL Wow, that is soooo wierd…I think I'd run from something like that…eew.

  61. Ewwww says – reply to this


    61

    Those are the ugliest balls I have ever seen!!!! What is wrong with him!

  62. perezthebitch2 says – reply to this


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    NOOOOO this picture again
    why do you hate us so much perez?!

  63. Jasmine says – reply to this


    63

    Is there something called a 'ball reduction'? He'd definitely need one!!

  64. perezthebitch22 says – reply to this


    64

    NOOOOO this picture again
    why do you hate us so much perez?!

  65. bitterjealousfatties.com says – reply to this


    65

    That's quite some impressive ball droppage he's got going on. Even testicles succumb to gravity.

  66. HOLY SHIT! says – reply to this


    66

    His left one is a real dangler! Almost hits his knee. Holy Shit Perez, you are the new DIVINE (God rest her soul)

  67. Homo Soprano says – reply to this


    67

    Yeah right. NJ REPRESENT! Nice try to clean up your image. Is that coke I see on the table?

  68. steph p says – reply to this


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    Perez! leave Cisco Adler alone! he is actually talented! have u not listened to Whitestarr? Mickey Avalon?? im pretty sure this lisa chick's album is going to be awesome too! LEAVE CISCO ALONE!

  69. Michelle says – reply to this


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    If I ever found myself in front of a guy whose balls hung lower than his penis, I think I'd weep.

  70. Original D says – reply to this


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    BUNGEE BALLS! GROSS!

  71. Hollee Wood says – reply to this


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    ewwww Captain Long Balls Crisco *barf*

  72. Shan says – reply to this


    72

    I love how in the whited out picture ,you can see the very tip or end of his saggy balls not whited out,lol.

  73. SHOOP says – reply to this


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    IS THAT COKE ON THE TABLE? MAYBE COKE MAKES YOUR BALLS SAG

  74. krista says – reply to this


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    "Did you see that guys balls? YEAH, they were gross…."

  75. James says – reply to this


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    I'd suck that dick.

  76. young proffessional says – reply to this


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    do your balls hang low? do they wobble to and fro?

    They would be slapping ony my clit during doggy style so I like it…mmm I am so horny even Cisco is looking good
    Someone in ATL come help a horny girl in her office :0

  77. suze says – reply to this


    77

    I had to re-read the line about *Mr Right* because I thought he was referring to his nut.

  78. Krissy says – reply to this


    78

    Who the hell really wants to see all that.. Someone tell me please!I think that i have masturbated with bigger?? Really what can he do for a women that our fingers cant! GAh thats just gross.. And i have never seen Balls that hang so low in my life i swear! And Hmmm That dude isnt even freaking cute! MY EYES MY EYES! someone give me bleach or vingegar or something to cleanse my eyes after seeing this!

  79. Anonymous doctor says – reply to this


    79

    Ummmm — can you can say testicular cancer? I think he needs to go get an exam now! This is NOT normal.

  80. Dr. Adams says – reply to this


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    Come on over Cis, I can't garantee you'll leave but I could cut those sukkers for ya?!?

  81. NASTYNUTS says – reply to this


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    ABSOLUTELY GROSS!! GROSS!!

    MISCHA BARTON WILL FUCK VOMIT IF GIVEN THE OPPORTUNITY…

    FIRST SHE WAS WITH FAT GREASY PIG FACE ELVIS AND THEN SHE WAS WITH THIS HANGING NUTS FUGTARD!!

    BITCH PROLLY GOT HERPES! THEY ARE ALL GROSS! WORST YET, THEY ALL FUCKED PARASITE FILTON!

  82. Anne says – reply to this


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    EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What is THAT????????????? I think I have to throw up. seriously.

  83. Suki Suki says – reply to this


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    OMG!!! Sorry, but that's just not right!! LOL Looks about as gross as he looks!!

  84. KRS says – reply to this


    84

    gross

  85. HEARING AID says – reply to this


    85

    Damn, he could one in each ear and hear himself go off!

  86. chiq says – reply to this


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    Dude i think that just made me a lesbian (not really but lol) =)

  87. Jaclyn says – reply to this


    87

    Jesus Christ, lets hope dude dont go near any meat grinders.

  88. Toni says – reply to this


    88

    That's fucking gross

  89. tal says – reply to this


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    oh my god..he is grosssss.
    he has got the grossest set of balls in the universe and a totally average dick.

  90. he's a cock says – reply to this


    90

    whats the white stuff on the table next to his foot??

  91. lana says – reply to this


    91

    Is that what Micha Barton was sucking. EWWWWWWWW! I feel so bad for her! That is the ugliest penis and a set of balls I have ever seen. He's got some nerve.

  92. Kat says – reply to this


    92

    omg that is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO disgusting

  93. momo says – reply to this


    93

    them old tennis socks made me sooooo horny

  94. thelightskinnedone_1 says – reply to this


    94

    All I can say is why? WHY!?

  95. Conaughty7@aol.com says – reply to this


    95

    nice dick

  96. Verena says – reply to this


    96

    IHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh !!!

  97. Randi says – reply to this


    97

    *Sung to the tune of "Jingle Bells"

    Standing Captain-proud,
    with his tousled, curly hair,
    a pair of tube socks all
    that homey chose to wear…
    He's naked as can be..
    and it isn't very wise
    ’cause his scrotum is ridonkulous
    and it's burnin out my eyes

    ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (everybody sing!)

    Wonky balls!
    Wonky balls!
    Cisco's got a pair!
    Like two misshapen tangerines in tube sock swingin' there

    Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    Wonky balls!
    Wonky balls!
    hideous surprise
    Excuse me now, as I use this spoon
    to dig out both my eyes!

    Merry Christmas Cisco! Cover your freaky nuts!

  98. Ciao Edie says – reply to this


    98

    Is that a pile of coke on the table? hmmm…looks suspicious.

  99. Sugar Mama says – reply to this


    99

    that is so foul,those are the grossest balls i've ever seen,they're almost to his knees! imagine when he's eighty,i shudder at the thought

  100. KB says – reply to this


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    Any hopes of being taken seriously, Mr. Adler, went out the window when you posed for this pic.

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