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Crisco Adler is upset, y'all.

The music "producer" just posted the following on his official blog:

"Friday, November 23, 2007

LISA D’AMATO

Hello nation,
In light of the recent events I think that It is my duty to make a statement and set things straight. First of all, my "new girlfriend and I" may seem a bit disfunctional because we are in fact not boyfriend and girfriend nor do we have any romantic connection. I am a music producer and she is my artist. Period. And further more, lisa d'amato is a seriously talented woman. she comes from nothing and is trying to make it in a tough world and an even tougher business. Granted, she is a timebomb and is no doubt a bit unpredictable but that is what we love about her and god forbid an artist has some fucking fire nowadays. We hooked up because I like diamonds in the rough that I can shape into real artists. I know u all think I am just a big set of balls with a mustache but I've been producing and writing music for 10 years now and I know a good thing when I see one. It is unfortunate that people have to try to expose celebrity around every corner but that is the society we live in. And in lisas case who the fuck cares…she's the chick who "showed her tits and got an a in math!" Try to close your eyes and open up your fucking ears because your missing out on some good music………and on another note, please request "mr. Right" by mickey avalon on your local radio station now. The video just got added to mtv!! Love you all…

Cisco adler"

CLICK HERE to see the uncensored version of Crisco and his balls….after the jump!

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643 comments to “When Celebrities Blog”

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  1. Verena says – reply to this


    101

    disgusting !

  2. KELLY.B.UK says – reply to this


    102

    LMAO WELL FUNNY

  3. greedy says – reply to this


    103

    Looks like turkey gizzards! They are droopy!

  4. Melissa Aikens says – reply to this


    104

    man those things hang lol i bet they feel good slappin…..oh never mind hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

  5. makicabrera10 says – reply to this


    105

    his balls are the nastiest piece of *poop* ever

  6. REE REE says – reply to this


    106

    eww those are old man balls!!

  7. sarah says – reply to this


    107

    can we talk about the blow on the table?

  8. like um says – reply to this


    108

    gag me with a spoon

  9. Angie says – reply to this


    109

    I've seen some nasty things in my life but this is just beyond words. I'm scarred for the rest of my life…..

  10. happygail says – reply to this


    110

    is that normal?? looks like he needs a stitch up

  11. SHOCKED JANE says – reply to this


    111

    OMG, SAGGING BALLS SMALL DICK, I WOULDN'T FLASH THAT FOR ALL TO SEE. HE SHOULD GO FOR A TOOL BOX RECONSTRUCTION WITH A REPUTABLE PLASTIC SURGEON. I GUESS HE GOT HIS BALLS YANKED ALOT!

  12. Martha says – reply to this


    112

    One is bigger then the other! BAHAHAHAHA

  13. first? says – reply to this


    113

    Why does everyone reply with "FIRST"? What does that mean??!

  14. gabe says – reply to this


    114

    that is soooo gross
    fuck off P

  15. BabyMomma says – reply to this


    115

    WTF!!! DO your balls hang low? Do they wobble to and fro?…………

  16. ---------------------- says – reply to this


    116

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah……Look at that, ladies. Just goes to show YOU tits arent the only thing that SAGS. I rather have sagging tit's that having sagging balls. that is so gross,
    BUT REALITY of what happems to men…hahahahahaha

  17. ---------------------- says – reply to this


    117

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah……Look at that, ladies. Just goes to show YOU tits arent the only thing that SAGS. I rather have sagging tit's that having sagging balls. that is so gross,
    BUT REALITY of what happems to men…hahahahahaha

  18. ME says – reply to this


    118

    EEEEW THEY'RE RIGHT ABOUT WHEN THEY SAY CROOKED BALLS = CROOKED DICK! HAHAHAHA.

  19. me says – reply to this


    119

    EEEEW THEY'RE RIGHT ABOUT CROOKED BALLS = CROOKED DICK! HAHAHAHA.

  20. cari says – reply to this


    120

    WTF?? Those are the lowest hangers I have ever seen!!!

  21. amy says – reply to this


    121

    Did anyone notice all the blow on the table?????

  22. Felicia says – reply to this


    122

    oh my god - he needs a "Ball Lift"

  23. lightbulb says – reply to this


    123

    yah, your right cisco, we do think your a big set of balls with a moustache.
    lisa d'amato is a piece of shit, end of story. she had no talent.
    But I should probably 'open my ears' before i judge…

  24. iloveyourbf says – reply to this


    124

    HE'S SO SEXXXY! and all you people who write FIRST!! you must just sit on here all day waiting, loser's.

  25. natalie says – reply to this


    125

    seriously, those nads are disgusting…

  26. GROSS says – reply to this


    126

    WTF IS THAT? THAT CANNOT BE REAL.

  27. JS says – reply to this


    127

    He has the balls of a 95 year old man! Why would he show the public that??? Not impressed by your saggy sacks.

  28. WHAT HAPPENED????? says – reply to this


    128

    iS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE ?

  29. Riley says – reply to this


    129

    Why in the hell are his balls hanging down that far? That is frickin gross and looks like a deformity. I'm thinkin he must indulge in some sex toys which are causing that. SICK!!!!!!! He looks like a walking disease!

  30. Amanda says – reply to this


    130

    i think i just throw up in my mouth

  31. Hyde says – reply to this


    131

    Jesus, no one had to expose Lisa, she did it herself! another publicity stunt. I bet Lisa never got an A in math. Meth maybe, but not math.

  32. Hyde says – reply to this


    132

    PS-hasn't everybody figured out his balls are photochopped? HELLO!

  33. i sure hope so says – reply to this


    133

    It has to be a joke right???

  34. hali says – reply to this


    134

    oh my god those are way more saggy than my breast fed boobs!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that's crazy.

  35. cheyenne says – reply to this


    135

    Looks like someone needs plastic surgery to get rid of that nasty extra hangy skin! EW! I hope you men don't always wear boxers b/c this is a perfect example of what no support can do. GROSS! Who would want to fuck that?

  36. Really says – reply to this


    136

    OMG! Really!

  37. Dr Pepper says – reply to this


    137

    That really does look like 2 big lines of coke.

  38. Harry The Grump says – reply to this


    138

    GROSS! Damn, Perez…. we all know YOU love to look at crap like this, but COME ON!!! There are still SOME straight people out here.

    gag

  39. jess says – reply to this


    139

    is that white powder on the table, straight below his icky balls?

  40. haha says – reply to this


    140

    I bet his penis grows like 1inch when erect..LOL He has old man balls..Disgusting..It just goes to show you what whores are willing to fuck.

  41. GROSS says – reply to this


    141

    Goddamn!! He has the balls of an 80 year old man!!! My balls sag too but not like that… He probably has to wear long underwear to keep his balls from squashing

  42. farva says – reply to this


    142

    I loves me some hangy balls

  43. Chelle says – reply to this


    143

    nasty nasty nasty! He needs to go to Dr Rey!!

  44. me says – reply to this


    144

    lmfao

  45. rosemary says – reply to this


    145

    nuts to knees. get the nut bra.

  46. spliff says – reply to this


    146

    the salami is way to small for the yam bags….

  47. My Two Cents says – reply to this


    147

    He need to keep his pants on. those r some nasty looking balls

  48. venti says – reply to this


    148

    can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow?

  49. Janice says – reply to this


    149

    WTF is wrong with his balls??

  50. rosemary says – reply to this


    150

    Most excellent point. Look down from the nuts.

  51. Kendal says – reply to this


    151

    Wtf? Haha that is TRULY disgusting! He has abnormley huge saggy/drooping balls and a small penis. He lacks what really counts. Whooo would jump on that? :P

  52. lalaloolee says – reply to this


    152

    He needs a ball lift–STAT!! Maybe he can be on next week's episode of Nip/Tuck.
    That's just wrong in so many ways–just as bad as Danny Bonadouche-bag!

  53. Vivian says – reply to this


    153

    I think he's showing some class for a change and Mario, did you HAVE to post this photo again? You can be such a fucktard.

  54. save yourself Lisa!!! says – reply to this


    154

    Lisa save your career and sign with a real music producer/label. Be unique, and not what Cisco wants u to be. Dont do the fergie type songs, been there done that. We dont need more of the same thing.
    ;
    Cisco has produced music for over 10 years, had the best studios money can buy, access to Industry people and the best he could come up with is that trash mickey avalon..hmm oh yeah and that failure whitestarr..

  55. Kya says – reply to this


    155

    Just another reason I'd rather be a lesbian.

  56. what's the point in this??? says – reply to this


    156

    Photo-shopped. But why?

  57. NOTE TO SELF: says – reply to this


    157

    "You don't always have to click on the "CLICK HERE" link."

    I did not need to see that.

  58. tessa says – reply to this


    158

    [HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  59. becs says – reply to this


    159

    Holy shit…them balls is sauteed in wrong sauce.

  60. VG says – reply to this


    160

    what is wrong with his balls?? seriously??

  61. wwe fan says – reply to this


    161

    wow that is gross. ive never seen anything like that and mischa barton went out with him she must have been suprised Holy shit
    wow he is packin

  62. Canadian guy says – reply to this


    162

    oh my god !!!

    low hangers !!!
    yikes!!!

  63. beachy says – reply to this


    163

    That's just wrong. Imagine about 30 years from now - those puppies will need a sling. GROSS-A-RAMA. Acccck!

  64. PenisForBrains says – reply to this


    164

    Kids, thats what happens when you constantly yank on your balls as a kid. Man, that is not right. He seriously should go see a M.D. (preferably not one that is on TV). Normal guys dudes dont have balls that hang like that. He might ave some sort of medical problem.

  65. kelly says – reply to this


    165

    its like 2 penis' and on HUGE ball.

  66. Jacinda says – reply to this


    166

    wow, yeah those balls are grose…haha eww saggy…and one is longer than the other haha

  67. Jordy says – reply to this


    167

    WTF???? (the balls) umm… I've never seen them quite like that before.

  68. Kim says – reply to this


    168

    Re: Michelle – hahaha noooo kidding. I'd be outta there.

  69. piazzasbuttplug says – reply to this


    169

    Where is Lorena Bobbit when you need her?

  70. MATTEL TOY CORPORATION says – reply to this


    170

    His balls look like Kerbangers… anyone in at least their 30's would remember those. They were balls on a string with a handle that you had to 'clack' together over and under your wrist.

  71. Nelly says – reply to this


    171

    Holy fuck, look at his balls!

  72. Dr. Adams says – reply to this


    172

    I'll give him a ball-lift for free.

  73. what the fuck???? says – reply to this


    173

    ok seriously he needs to get some surgery those are some weird ass balls!!!

  74. ◄ΦΦkrazihottkelliΦΦbitchygrlΦ↓ says – reply to this


    174

    Re: VG
    ◄◄P{ Zeriouzly }zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz◘◘◘

    ☻ I know whatz cauzing hiz ballz to hang to the floor!!! ◘

    ♣♣♣♣♣Hez had a Veneral Dizeaze…zee, the BALLZ zwell……….

    up to thiz HUGE ZIZE and then after the dizeaze iz treated☻☻

    your ballz hang to the floor..itz true◘

    ◄◄PzzzgoodzzonezzPerezzzzzzluvzzzyazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

  75. julie says – reply to this


    175

    OH MY GOOD ! THAT GROSS !

  76. lovebrad says – reply to this


    176

    MUNCH ON THOSE GRAPES. HAHA

  77. kell says – reply to this


    177

    EEWWWWW! He needs a ball lift, those are gross.

  78. Yuck says – reply to this


    178

    is that white power on the table i see?

  79. Ange says – reply to this


    179

    Hands up. How many men have ballbags are bigger than their cock?

  80. Ange says – reply to this


    180

    Hands up. How many men have ballbags THAT are bigger than their cock?

  81. Amanda T* says – reply to this


    181

    I think he should stop jumping around

  82. Shireen says – reply to this


    182

    I love that he referred to himself as a "big set of balls with a mustache" hahahahahahahaha

    speaking of which, I had never seen the infamous picture until now… fucking vile. VILE.

  83. faye says – reply to this


    183

    ewwwwwwwwwwwwww big balls!!!!

  84. Jen says – reply to this


    184

    OMFG!!!!!! I have never, ever seen balls like that on a young guy, and known they are real. Wow. Wowowowowowowowowowowowowow. Ew.

  85. John says – reply to this


    185

    I may be ILL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  86. Dee says – reply to this


    186

    Those are the longest balls i've ever seen………….

  87. LiLi says – reply to this


    187

    Okay…sooo not fair! How could a guy THAT ugly have balls THAT big???

  88. Perez you're a sick man/whatever says – reply to this


    188

    They don't even look connected it has to be fake. I sure hope like hell it is.

  89. Jesse says – reply to this


    189

    I love Mr. Right!

  90. annie says – reply to this


    190

    OH MY ..
    save the turkey , chop the balls off. wait a minute as gros as it is, it does look like a turkey… euwwwwwwwwww

  91. UMMMM says – reply to this


    191

    ALL I GOTTA SAY IS, TO THE PERSON THAT SAID 'OMG ONE IS BIGGER THAN THE OTHER, EWW'…..YOU OBVIOUSLY DON'T GET MUCH ACTION, DO YOU???

  92. MY EYES! says – reply to this


    192

    Thats just sad. Can't he have plastic surgery or something? Eeeewwww!

  93. Oh Dear!! says – reply to this


    193

    He really needs to put a lease on those, um, puppies…

  94. Tammy says – reply to this


    194

    I'm grossed out by his balls. Damn, they hang like my great great
    grandmother's tits did right before she died and she was 90. He
    is reason enough to turn lesbo.

  95. Kat says – reply to this


    195

    OH MY GODDD….Are you fucking kidding me? Look at those balls…they look like they are 84 years old!! Hillarious!

  96. Kat says – reply to this


    196

    OH MY GODDD….Are you fucking kidding me? Look at those balls…they look like they are 84 years old!! Hillarious!

  97. angi says – reply to this


    197

    wow, those are some low hangy balls….

  98. ch says – reply to this


    198

    ewwww…I had to look away…..its like he has old man scrotum/balls…there'll be no teabagging that!!

  99. nasty says – reply to this


    199

    Talk about, Rock out with your cock out!! LOL

  100. Holly says – reply to this


    200

    DECK THE HALLS WITH BALLS OF CISCO-
    FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!

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