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Crisco Adler is upset, y'all.

The music "producer" just posted the following on his official blog:

"Friday, November 23, 2007

LISA D’AMATO

Hello nation,
In light of the recent events I think that It is my duty to make a statement and set things straight. First of all, my "new girlfriend and I" may seem a bit disfunctional because we are in fact not boyfriend and girfriend nor do we have any romantic connection. I am a music producer and she is my artist. Period. And further more, lisa d'amato is a seriously talented woman. she comes from nothing and is trying to make it in a tough world and an even tougher business. Granted, she is a timebomb and is no doubt a bit unpredictable but that is what we love about her and god forbid an artist has some fucking fire nowadays. We hooked up because I like diamonds in the rough that I can shape into real artists. I know u all think I am just a big set of balls with a mustache but I've been producing and writing music for 10 years now and I know a good thing when I see one. It is unfortunate that people have to try to expose celebrity around every corner but that is the society we live in. And in lisas case who the fuck cares…she's the chick who "showed her tits and got an a in math!" Try to close your eyes and open up your fucking ears because your missing out on some good music………and on another note, please request "mr. Right" by mickey avalon on your local radio station now. The video just got added to mtv!! Love you all…

Cisco adler"

CLICK HERE to see the uncensored version of Crisco and his balls….after the jump!

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  1. EARL GREY says – reply to this


    201

    TEABAG ANYONE?

  2. jane smith says – reply to this


    202

    Do your balls hang low do they wobble to and frow can you tie them in a knot can you tie in a bow? Do your ball hang low

  3. Kat says – reply to this


    203

    Don't confuse a sagging old man sack for big ball everyone!

  4. de Cosmos says – reply to this


    204

    HaHa!! Cisco's amazing BALLZZZZZ!!!
    We have Paris Hilton to thank for this.
    This unforgettable pic was one of the items in her stuff from her storage locker that were posted online at ParisExposed

  5. fashionisto says – reply to this


    205

    He actually has some nice balls… his penis.. disgusting.

  6. martin says – reply to this


    206

    ill BLOW HIM !!lol but what i really like is all that COCAINE!!!!!!!!! in the table i wish i was their to sniff all of it ahahahahaha

  7. martin says – reply to this


    207

    ill BLOW HIM !!lol but what i really like is all that COCAINE!!!!!!!!! in the table i wish i was their to sniff all of it ahahahahaha

  8. alex says – reply to this


    208

    um if his balls hung any lower they would drag on the floor….. SCARY

  9. Perez's Wife says – reply to this


    209

    My first piece of advise for Sisco is to see a Plastic Surgeon and get those damned things tucked. Dear god! Does he have to buy Teflon lined underwear to hold them in??????
    Secondly, I thought I had seen it all but I have to admit, seeing a man's nad sack that is bigger than his actual tool has shocked me.
    Poor poor poor Sico.

    Yuk!

  10. whitney says – reply to this


    210

    Someone's pituitary gland fucked up!

  11. Primper says – reply to this


    211

    not much elasticity with those stretched out nads, lol!

  12. Fran says – reply to this


    212

    I never heard of him! I do know he is trash! Also, the girls are also! He is crazy if he thinks he will be a sucess. Just wants attention.

    The end is near! What a joke! Sicko!

  13. Susan Weatherbee says – reply to this


    213

    Damn, those hang lower then mine!

  14. Reto says – reply to this


    214

    can i fill a suit against perez for public disturbance? i have a shock for a lifetime haha… i need a psychiatrist now.

    GEEEEE…stop this shit perez.

  15. Holly says – reply to this


    215

    That is the most discusting package i have ever seen. I would not let that fuck my worst enemy. Then again, if he were doing her doggie style, she would have a couple of black eyes…. DAMN DUDE! GET THAT SHIT FIXED!!!

  16. Dez says – reply to this


    216

    he needs a ball lift!

  17. amy says – reply to this


    217

    reminds me of a very, very, very ugly chandelier at my aut flo's house.

  18. Shannah B says – reply to this


    218

    Are those SERIOUSLY his balls?
    Wow. Can you say tether ball anyone?
    Baaaaaaaaaahahahhaha. I just want to bat them around for hours!!!

  19. kaytee says – reply to this


    219

    woahh thats uhm wonderfull. i aculy never wanted to everrr see that.
    wow he's tiny but his balls sure aint.

  20. golden rod says – reply to this


    220

    why can't this fuckin' dogface be a man and get a goddamn nutlift like nick nolte got ????

    jeeeeez.

  21. Stace says – reply to this


    221

    Go Adler. I'm for him.

  22. Dano says – reply to this


    222

    I'd suck those balls

  23. debora says – reply to this


    223

    ICKICKICKICKICKICKICK….LOSER, GET SOME SURGERY !!!!!

  24. Sallie says – reply to this


    224

    Why the hell are his balls so saggy…..Do you know that you can really tell a mans age from his balls. Yes, He is 80 yrs old.

  25. mama mia says – reply to this


    225

    Oh my God, is anyone here old enough to remember Click Clacks??? Jiminy Cricket that is on ugly man with ugly manparts. Got to go rinse out my eyes with borax.

  26. jenn says – reply to this


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    is that even normal? thats so GROSS!

  27. ariel says – reply to this


    227

    wow. those are some giant, saggy balls

  28. itsamystery says – reply to this


    228

    Damn hes fine! I loved that up my ass and those balls in my mouth!
    What a fine piece of ass!

  29. heather says – reply to this


    229

    Why are his balls so saggy???? Gross! What is wrong with these "celebrities"?

  30. Shay says – reply to this


    230

    Are they supposed to look like that because that's scary. That just isn't right. Gross. That made me sick. Saggy balls and tube socks.

  31. Suzanne says – reply to this


    231

    Vader in dutch means Father.
    Nice balls

  32. Lydia says – reply to this


    232

    EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

  33. Stace says – reply to this


    233

    Ok… So his balls hang low and he swings them to and fro… but seriously, read what he has said. The guy is good at what he does. Adler has promise in D'Amato… lets stop this celebrity whore-ing that goes on and let the guy do his job. She may be shit, but she may not… He's standing up for what he believes is good… listen. If he's wrong, f**h him. But he may be right. Just give it a go.

  34. Courtney says – reply to this


    234

    BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  35. mf says – reply to this


    235

    big balls, little wiener.

  36. Denise says – reply to this


    236

    He'll be tripping over them by the time he's 30

  37. star says – reply to this


    237

    Groooooooossssssssssssss I didn't know that could happen??????????????????????? Grrrrrrooooooooosssssssssssssss. Why did he show his balls? why do we want to see that????? It looks like he ball fed a hundred babies….are there nipples on his balls?????

  38. Breaking News.. says – reply to this


    238

    Farah Fawcett has died. Thank God that witch is dead. I hate what she did to Tatum and her brother. This old hag deserves
    what she got.

  39. amil says – reply to this


    239

    is itjust me or they look very heavy>>>>>

  40. fu says – reply to this


    240

    HE'S GOT CRACK ON THE TABLE!!!
    HE'S GOT CRACK ON THE TABLE!!!
    HE'S GOT CRACK ON THE TABLE!!!
    HE'S GOT CRACK ON THE TABLE!!!
    HE'S GOT CRACK ON THE TABLE!!!
    HE'S GOT CRACK ON THE TABLE!!!
    HE'S GOT CRACK ON THE TABLE!!!
    HE'S GOT CRACK ON THE TABLE!!!
    HE'S GOT CRACK ON THE TABLE!!!
    HE'S GOT CRACK ON THE TABLE!!!HE'S GOT CRACK ON THE TABLE!!!HE'S GOT CRACK ON THE TABLE!!!HE'S GOT CRACK ON THE TABLE!!!HE'S GOT CRACK ON THE TABLE!!!HE'S GOT CRACK ON THE TABLE!!!HE'S GOT CRACK ON THE TABLE!!!HE'S GOT CRACK ON THE TABLE!!!HE'S GOT CRACK ON THE TABLE!!!HE'S GOT CRACK ON THE TABLE!!!HE'S GOT CRACK ON THE TABLE!!!HE'S GOT CRACK ON THE TABLE!!!HE'S GOT CRACK ON THE TABLE!!!HE'S GOT CRACK ON THE TABLE!!!HE'S GOT CRACK ON THE TABLE!!!HE'S GOT CRACK ON THE TABLE!!!HE'S GOT CRACK ON THE TABLE!!!HE'S GOT CRACK ON THE TABLE!!!HE'S GOT CRACK ON THE TABLE!!!HE'S GOT CRACK ON THE TABLE!!!HE'S GOT CRACK ON THE TABLE!!!HE'S GOT CRACK ON THE TABLE!!!HE'S GOT CRACK ON THE TABLE!!!HE'S GOT CRACK ON THE TABLE!!!HE'S GOT CRACK ON THE TABLE!!!HE'S GOT CRACK ON THE TABLE!!!

  41. bonniebonbons says – reply to this


    241

    Thats the ugliest things ever,he needs to quit tying shit up to his balls or stop making the hamburger ball trick at parties ,cause hes gonna stretch those things out..Eww thing of him tea bagging a girl i would not want those hangy things in my face..

  42. kaitlyn says – reply to this


    242

    wtf? are those balls suppose t be that long….his penius is TINY….

  43. nanci : ] says – reply to this


    243

    ”does your chain hang low those it bobble to the floor” lmfao hahahahahahahaha nasty shit, there like cleanin the floor! anyway I LOVE YOU PEREZ : ]

  44. cbk says – reply to this


    244

    who cares-what a douche

  45. Sigrid says – reply to this


    245

    noooooooooooo!!! why would he show those dangeling things to anyone!! eeeewwwwww

  46. Lindsay says – reply to this


    246

    that is disgusting!

  47. susan says – reply to this


    247

    those have got to be the saggiest balls i have *ever* seen.

  48. jasmic says – reply to this


    248

    yuck he should get that balls tighten up

  49. Tina says – reply to this


    249

    I think that fucker is from the Middle East. Is that what muslum balls look like? His dick is small. I see he had a sexually transmitted
    disease. That's why his balls hang low. Sick fuck.

  50. Kendra says – reply to this


    250

    He should've flying squirrel'd that shit.

    Noone likes a guy whose balls are bigger than his cock.

  51. lala says – reply to this


    251

    WTF? That is just disgusting!

  52. Marit says – reply to this


    252

    I`m in shock!!!!!! My eyes….my poor eyes..its so painfull /cry :'(

  53. reality-check says – reply to this


    253

    WHAT A LOSER. HIS BAND FAILED AND NOW HE'S A PRODUCER? WHAT A JOKE.

  54. Sparks79 says – reply to this


    254

    Those are the most disgusting balls i've ever seen

  55. liz says – reply to this


    255

    I didn't know he was a music producer or an artist.

  56. BeBe says – reply to this


    256

    That's the lowest hanging bag I have seen in my entire life! Something just ain't right with that!

  57. Seriously! says – reply to this


    257

    Thats just fucken nastee!

    And also he's an idiot!

  58. ANDREW ZIMMERMAN says – reply to this


    258

    Get me a knife, fork, and some hot sauce!!! UMMM Scrotastic!!!

  59. ej says – reply to this


    259

    I don't think that his crotch should look like that. It looks like that thing that hangs from a turkey's neck.

  60. Samantha says – reply to this


    260

    Actually, I think this photo of his "privates" is quite sexy!
    Damn, that man has a great deal to work with.
    I like big balls and his penis is soft in the pic, imagine how lovely it is when it is aroused….
    Simply my take…
    TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT.
    Peace out

  61. m says – reply to this


    261

    them balls hang low and they wobble to and fro!

  62. ????? says – reply to this


    262

    Why is everyone saying he has a small penis..hello..Do any of you fat pigs know how male anatomy works..Dumb bitches.

  63. gared111 says – reply to this


    263

    OMG! What the fuck happened to his balls?

  64. Lucy says – reply to this


    264

    Those are the saggiest balls i've ever seen…not even my 70 year old father's balls haang sooo low. Please get this guy the name of a good plastic surgeon so he can lift them up a tad. Damn boy…they're flying projectiles.

  65. Sandra says – reply to this


    265

    thats nasty ewwwwwww

  66. HiLo says – reply to this


    266

    YUM!!!!! TASTY!!!!!

  67. Sally says – reply to this


    267

    Is that blow on the table he's got his foot on? Looks like someone is about to take their HUGE balls on a ski trip!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  68. TC23 says – reply to this


    268

    im reminded of a song… goes something like… "do your balls hang low, do they wobble to the floor…"
    fucking gross! old man balls! I think I just threw up a little in my mouth…. gross.

  69. mamacita says – reply to this


    269

    NO ME GUSTA CISCO'S JUEVOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ewwwww those are sick balls

  70. who is it says – reply to this


    270

    IS THAT A BAG OF COKE ON THE TABLE?!?!

  71. Bitch says – reply to this


    271

    What. the .fuck. is. THAT???
    Dude, you need to get your balls done!

  72. FrO says – reply to this


    272

    WTF!
    He has one ball bigger than the other! And it seems to arrive to his feet! GROSS!

  73. tiff says – reply to this


    273

    i don't think i've ever seen ANYONE's balls hang that low. and HA HA, LITTLE DICK.

  74. Bitch says – reply to this


    274

    What. the. fuck. is. THAT???
    Dude, you need to get your balls done!

  75. lookwhaticando says – reply to this


    275

    Thoes things need to be caged.. Whoa

  76. nick says – reply to this


    276

    Lisa is a skank!

  77. yeah right says – reply to this


    277

    Re: tiff

    Little dick?? Sure it is fat girl!!

  78. Jan says – reply to this


    278

    He needs medical attention NOW!!!

  79. SaoirseM says – reply to this


    279

    Mother Of God!

  80. Kortni says – reply to this


    280

    Ewww…I'm going to go to hell for looking at gross pictures like this!!! I just threw up in my mouth!!! He's totally deformed down there!

  81. AnnaDraconida says – reply to this


    281

    *barf*

  82. Secret says – reply to this


    282

    Yummmm =]

  83. What the Fuck says – reply to this


    283

    I think he has had way too many bitches sucking on those things….thats just not right….not right at all!!!!!!!!!!

  84. sdge says – reply to this


    284

    gross ugly dick ugly balls ugly everything

  85. DR ANHALT VON BOESINGDURDENHOFFER, PRACTISING ON THE ZURICHSEE says – reply to this


    285

    I have prescribed looking at this photo for ten minutes three times a day as the cure for Ms. Eva Longoria's severe nymphomania. Her prognosis is quite promising.

  86. The Burbank Hilton says – reply to this


    286

    "I am a music producer and she is my artist."

    hahahahaha Stop! hahahahahaha pause hahahahaha You're killing me! hahahahaha breathe hahahahaha

  87. C'estMoi says – reply to this


    287

    That should have been under "if you are easily offended"!

  88. Borat says – reply to this


    288

    Borat like big sexy hairy balls. It's sexy time!

  89. CHRIS says – reply to this


    289

    his balls are bigger then his weenie ewwww i think i just threw up a bit

  90. beccajen says – reply to this


    290

    perez, why is his scrotum so saggy?

  91. TVDinner says – reply to this


    291

    Brother punctuates like a troglodyte. It's hard to take someone seriously when he expresses himself so badly with the written word. If I were him, I'd be more concerned about my inability to use an apostrophe than my sagging balls.

  92. WTF?? says – reply to this


    292

    What in the hell?? He has the balls of a 90 year old man. Is this photoshopped?
    And judging from his tiny dick, he is definately Jewish.

  93. Coral says – reply to this


    293

    oh bejezuz those are some hangly danglies

  94. Slater Granite says – reply to this


    294

    Damn, they look painful. Has he had those checked for an infection? I bet his nut sack rests on his butt crack when he sits down…YUCK!!!! You'll gag just tea baggin those puppies…

    Sincerely,

  95. norma snockers says – reply to this


    295

    those balls need a nip and a tuck. nice socks though.

  96. T says – reply to this


    296

    TURKEY !

  97. Cassi says – reply to this


    297

    Oh my God he has really gross balls.

  98. T says – reply to this


    298

    TURKEY !

  99. Shirley Q. says – reply to this


    299

    That is the most disgusting vision I have ever had. Good gravey…is there something wrong with them?

  100. and by that I don't mean eating. says – reply to this


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    ~~~~~gobble gobble gobble~~~~~~
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