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Crisco Adler is upset, y'all.

The music "producer" just posted the following on his official blog:

"Friday, November 23, 2007

LISA D’AMATO

Hello nation,
In light of the recent events I think that It is my duty to make a statement and set things straight. First of all, my "new girlfriend and I" may seem a bit disfunctional because we are in fact not boyfriend and girfriend nor do we have any romantic connection. I am a music producer and she is my artist. Period. And further more, lisa d'amato is a seriously talented woman. she comes from nothing and is trying to make it in a tough world and an even tougher business. Granted, she is a timebomb and is no doubt a bit unpredictable but that is what we love about her and god forbid an artist has some fucking fire nowadays. We hooked up because I like diamonds in the rough that I can shape into real artists. I know u all think I am just a big set of balls with a mustache but I've been producing and writing music for 10 years now and I know a good thing when I see one. It is unfortunate that people have to try to expose celebrity around every corner but that is the society we live in. And in lisas case who the fuck cares…she's the chick who "showed her tits and got an a in math!" Try to close your eyes and open up your fucking ears because your missing out on some good music………and on another note, please request "mr. Right" by mickey avalon on your local radio station now. The video just got added to mtv!! Love you all…

Cisco adler"

CLICK HERE to see the uncensored version of Crisco and his balls….after the jump!

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  1. d says – reply to this


    301

    "ITS A EVERY DAY THANG WHEN YOU LET YOUR NUTS HANG"

  2. d says – reply to this


    302

    "ITS A EVERY DAY THANG WHEN YOU LET YOUR NUTS HANG"- BONE-THUGS-N-HARMONY

  3. whatever says – reply to this


    303

    Gross..and does anyone notice what is on the table…a beer, glass of something..and does that look like a pile of white powder

  4. Lisa says – reply to this


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    what the fuck did he do to those? I wasn't aware that they stretched that far.

  5. Stephanie says – reply to this


    305

    His balls are huge… so gross….

  6. Laura says – reply to this


    306

    Peeeeee-YUKE!!

  7. Bev says – reply to this


    307

    ROCKS IN SOCKS!

  8. lucia says – reply to this


    308

    it looks like a really flat chested girl who's vagina just threw up a penis and set of old balls..

  9. robin says – reply to this


    309

    Gross! It is hard to believe that Mischa Barton would fuck something like him.

  10. DEE says – reply to this


    310

    WHAT THE F*CK IS UP WIT HIS BALLS. EWWW THATS NASTY

  11. luke says – reply to this


    311

    that is really disgusting on so many different levels?!!!!!!!!!!!

  12. Gene Genie says – reply to this


    312

    see what Chris Crocker started….

    the boyz must be jealous of the girlz flashing their oysters …
    now they are flashing their….weeners.

    gross

  13. chrissy says – reply to this


    313

    I wish I had balls like that.
    I wish I had the prỉck, too.
    LEAVE CRISCO ALONE!!!!

  14. ZEE says – reply to this


    314

    Do your balls hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier? Do your Balls Hang LOW?!

  15. kat says – reply to this


    315

    yum yum

  16. anni says – reply to this


    316

    that is horrible! I almost chucked up yesterday's dinner.

  17. Lupe says – reply to this


    317

    omg is that even right???..is it me or is his balls saggyer then a old wet rag…lol

  18. FoNzO says – reply to this


    318

    hey to all dont hate on him in the world of guys thats actually a good thing for the balls to hang that low and as for his dick um have you guys even seen a dick thats like average size limp……so stop hating you fuckin un sex educated mutha fuckers

  19. Farmer Dave says – reply to this


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    Holy Shit….I've got two bulls that maybe have scrotal circumference that size and I'm pretty sure he could best both of them with the testicle size….Think he might lose in the dick size matchup though. With Bulls, big nutsacks like that are a sign of really good fertility, so my guess is he could throw a wad that Perez would think was a vanilla shake from DQ….but my guess is he'd lap it all up and be squeeling for more.

  20. alisha says – reply to this


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    omg that is the grossest thing i have EVER seen

  21. Thats funny says – reply to this


    321

    I find penis's very unattractive, and dont understand why girls Luv them so much..haha But after seeing this pic, i can say my package is super attractive..LOL
    ;
    Its not huge, not small about 7in, tan, shaved and smaaaall balls..LMAO

  22. Elena "I Luv Hydrangeas" says – reply to this


    322

    Long balls and pencil dick. Next?

  23. malenita says – reply to this


    323

    ascoooooooooooooooooo puto viejo askeroso!!!

  24. hilda says – reply to this


    324

    He needs a BALL LIFT and a Penis Enlargement..GROSS AND SAGGY..FOUL !!

  25. oh, no sir. says – reply to this


    325

    do your balls hang low?
    do they wobble to and fro?
    yes.

  26. NegritaLinda69 says – reply to this


    326

    WTF! This should have been under "If you're easily offened.". That's
    one crazy coconut !Coño!

  27. Jo says – reply to this


    327

    His balls are hanging waayy too low!!

  28. Jen says – reply to this


    328

    Thats the fuck nasty

  29. samantha says – reply to this


    329

    holy crap thats fucking HUGE your balls are longer then leg.

  30. Ramon says – reply to this


    330

    I find it fascinating to read all these naive comments here. Yes, he has low-hanging balls. So what!

    If you don't want to see him naked why did you click on the link? Immature high school kids. Grow up!!

  31. Bonnie Lee says – reply to this


    331

    Good Lord, How old is he 70? man he's got balls….

    BonnieLee Maine

  32. Eternal Skeptic says – reply to this


    332

    They'll be down to his ankles by the time he's fifty. There's something seriously wrong when a man's balls hang lower than his cock…

  33. big balls says – reply to this


    333

    omfg look how long his ball are!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DAMN

  34. Read me Bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!! says – reply to this


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    ;
    ;
    I bet all the women say he is packing a little dick have never even had sex..lol they are prob fat whores who just like to talk shit
    ;
    fellas i got your back on this issue..
    ;
    Dumb bitches who cares if size matters, of course it does, just like a girl who has a little waist, nice breasts, non cellulite ass, pretty face, nice hair, good teeth, pouty lips, tight pussy etc etc that stuff make sex sooo much better for us…..So if us guys comprise so much for you ugly bitches you have to compromise to.
    ;
    Guys dont let women get to you about your package..Take that power away from them..haha
    ;
    Time to party :) LA ladies see ya out tonight!!

  35. jarvis says – reply to this


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    um… ew… total lowhangers..i bet he has to fiddle with them all the time cause his sweaty balls stick to his legs! um… ew again!

  36. jessica says – reply to this


    336

    oh hell nah! that shit is you sick! I feel sorry for the bitch he tea bags!ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!

  37. Bummer says – reply to this


    337

    I am compelled to snip them dangly bits off with a sharp pair of skizzers.

  38. those balls! says – reply to this


    338

    THOSE BALLS!

  39. juli says – reply to this


    339

    lord have mercy what the hell happen to it !
    did he get it caught on a stretching machine, and fling on to a highway were a huge truck ran over it !!!!!!!!!!!!! eeeewwwwwwwwwwww

  40. Sandeana says – reply to this


    340

    His balls hang low, that's all.

  41. kookoo roo chicken says – reply to this


    341

    omg. can u tea bag me??

  42. x17britneysite says – reply to this


    342

    Re: Sue – its because you made a negative comment of their beloved britney. they only want britney fans

  43. Sunshinegirlseattle says – reply to this


    343

    I did not just see that…tmi

  44. Shelley says – reply to this


    344

    That is FUCKING wrong and sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why Perez?????? I willnot be able to sleep for days now!!! LMAO!!!!

  45. x17britneysite says – reply to this


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    Re: Sue – its because you made a negative comment of their beloved britney. they only want britney fans.

  46. costas says – reply to this


    346

    WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?????????????HE HAS THE UGLIEST BALLS EVER!EVER!EVER!EVER!OH!MY!GOD!ARE THEY FOR REAL?

  47. ATLMercutio says – reply to this


    347

    Eww gross. Is that cum on the table?

  48. Stacy says – reply to this


    348

    I just threw up in my mouth a little

  49. Mego says – reply to this


    349

    OMG! What's wrong with his balls? I am so happy I'm a girl…I couldn't deal with stuff hanging off me like that!

  50. costas says – reply to this


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    WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?HIS BALLS ARE THE WORST I'VE SEEN EVER!EVER!CAN U IMAGINE HIM HAVING SEX?GOING BACK AND FORTH…EW!!!PEREZITO I LOVE YA!

  51. jdub says – reply to this


    351

    YUCK

  52. tobeylyne says – reply to this


    352

    Is that coke on the table???

  53. mhmmmary says – reply to this


    353

    damn do those balls sag.

  54. mhmmmary says – reply to this


    354

    damn do those balls sag.

  55. taryn says – reply to this


    355

    ew. gross. what hell was mischa attracted to exactly?!?!?

  56. bert says – reply to this


    356

    that's some macroorchidism if i've ever seen it. are his ears big too? maybe, he's got fragile X. that would sure explain his stupidity.

  57. Mary says – reply to this


    357

    Even for a not being erect penis, that shit is small.

    Can we get all that extra skin from his nuts and use it along with implants to inlarge his member?

    Can some one PLEASE get him to shut the fuck up? Seriously, all music associated with him sucks.

    He should give up on trying to have a career and go on the Surreal Life.

  58. Whitt says – reply to this


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    How appropriate for Thanksgiving… I think we know who's bringing the turkey…atleast the neck…
    Perezies, what are you thankful for ?

  59. Jasmine J says – reply to this


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    WTF OMFG! that is SOoO gross , who the hell took that pic bcuz ther camera probably broke now. Hes not even cute, he looks really gross. and his penis and balls look deformed . hahaha i jus think this shouldnt been posted (the pic). at least put a pic of someone cute on here. hes jus so fuckin gross.

  60. vicki fish says – reply to this


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    Mmm I remember wen I had dat…it lo0oks like my husbands

  61. Yummm says – reply to this


    361

    I luv his balls lol. No really. What a man. It's better than them being turtled and all shrivled up in him. Let um hang. Team BALLS : )

  62. vicki fish says – reply to this


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    Mm my favorite lo0oks like my husbands…u wanna see v_fish2002@yahoo.com or vickinaked.com

  63. fendercandy07 says – reply to this


    363

    OMG!!! What happened to him?

  64. sierra says – reply to this


    364

    that things fuckin hideous

  65. Dina O says – reply to this


    365

    Dude! u should have tied the bowling ball to your dick not your balls. I've never seen someone with his balls bigger than his. With that face and that little dick, Helen Keller wouldn't fuck that

  66. vicki fish says – reply to this


    366

    hi jaime

  67. biggs says – reply to this


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    his balls make his dick look small.

  68. vicki fish says – reply to this


    368

    Omg kant stop
    Lookin so addictin
    I wanna sex tape wit
    Dis guy

  69. Jaide says – reply to this


    369

    HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

  70. H says – reply to this


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    saggiest balls i have ever seen….i may vom…

  71. Uptown James says – reply to this


    371

    He has nice hairy legs.

  72. cplusg says – reply to this


    372

    Sounds like he told you off Perez….and other bloggers as well…..

  73. Ruby Tuesday says – reply to this


    373

    Not so much…..

  74. Haywood Jablome says – reply to this


    374

    "I know u all think I am just a big set of balls with a mustache"

    LMAO God bless him, dude at least has a sense of humor about it.

    A couple people at work started a betting pool on where Cisco's balls will be down to when he's 70. Of course, they'll need photographic proof, but they're pretty sure it'll be out there.

  75. elizabeth says – reply to this


    375

    those balls are hangin

  76. jessica... says – reply to this


    376

    omygawd why did i look at this????????

  77. maximo says – reply to this


    377

    Eww!!!!! How disgusting

  78. SeanDaTank says – reply to this


    378

    Everyone got a lil' captain in them

  79. anitx says – reply to this


    379

    Looks like he has a genital wart on one of his low hangers

  80. soopy says – reply to this


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    Re: mf

    It's not that little really, considering he's not erect!

  81. Slater Granite says – reply to this


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    See you straight guys, this is what happens when you tug at your groin around other "straight"dudes. You yank the shit down to your ankles. It's not cute!!!!! No one cares about the potatoes, we all are more interested in the meat!!!!! It's a shame his ballz steal the thunder from his mini "cock"…..

    Sincerely,

    Slater Granite

  82. Yuck says – reply to this


    382

    Dear heavens, his testicles are trying to escape from his body. I don't blame them.

  83. Slater Granite says – reply to this


    383

    Oh, SHIT that's where the damn turkey giblet went for the dressing. I had my hand so far up that turkeys ass cavity looking for that damn bag of giblets and I finally found it on Perez.com

    Sincerely,

  84. anna elizabeth says – reply to this


    384

    my god, he's got bloody old man balls!

  85. sam says – reply to this


    385

    i just don't understand what a girl reaches for when she has to give this ugly ass mother fu*ker a hand job? Does a poor girl just stare at that nasty 3 sum and think in e min e min e moo catch a BALL by the toe if he yells let him go!!!

  86. lare says – reply to this


    386

    You freeking idiots: That is a Photo Shopped dangle shot. Christ, nobody's nuts hang that low below a saggy bag like that. Carrumba, you fools!

  87. richard says – reply to this


    387

    are those the stuntballs from jackass2? did he steal them from knoxville?

  88. mikehunt says – reply to this


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    this is not photoshopped. this picture was leaked from paris hilton's auctioned off storage garage with her other personal videos, pictures, and documents. sorry to burst your balls but this is not photoshopped. PS his balls really sag its so gross, his face is also gross. why is he famous . he makes me gag

    XOXOs
    MIKEHUNT, the next media cunt

  89. true blue says – reply to this


    389

    O would get that right nut checked out!!

  90. del says – reply to this


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    Someone male please explain what on earth happened to his giblets. Is he 90 years old or something?

  91. mimi flowers says – reply to this


    391

    eeeeuuuwww…..disgusting. my bf's ball is way better than he is!!! just by looking at it i'm embarass!!!!!!

  92. kb says – reply to this


    392

    that is sick!!! Never have i ever seen balls like that.

  93. loz says – reply to this


    393

    oh… my… god… that is awful

  94. testusminimalus says – reply to this


    394

    testicular variety of your sort is only just the subject on which to elaborate. Or not, you have been fucking boooring me!

    get some new material, twit!

  95. testusminimalus says – reply to this


    395

    LONGEST SACK EVER!

  96. aunty donna says – reply to this


    396

    his balls are un-even!!!!! talk about teabagging

  97. Emma says – reply to this


    397

    oh my god wat big balls!!!!!

  98. Anonymous says – reply to this


    398

    His package should be the total opposite. No saggy balls.

  99. mz. dazy chane says – reply to this


    399

    do your balls hang low, do they wobble to and fro…well who cares.. fuck off you fucking fuck! Is this what has become of the music industry? The truth is, that this guy's father was a powerful man, when there actually was an industry, and this is how he honors him?! His father was there when you had to have talent, when you had to sing without help electronically, when you had to be able to write a lyric that 100 yrs later people would still be singing.. Who cares that you've got a hanging sack.. you're still a jerk with no talent… go home and thank your father for your name……

  100. Underrooprincess says – reply to this


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    ewwww he has saggy old man balls.

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