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When Celebrities Blog
Crisco Adler is upset, y'all.
The music "producer" just posted the following on his official blog:
"Friday, November 23, 2007
LISA D’AMATO
Hello nation,
In light of the recent events I think that It is my duty to make a statement and set things straight. First of all, my "new girlfriend and I" may seem a bit disfunctional because we are in fact not boyfriend and girfriend nor do we have any romantic connection. I am a music producer and she is my artist. Period. And further more, lisa d'amato is a seriously talented woman. she comes from nothing and is trying to make it in a tough world and an even tougher business. Granted, she is a timebomb and is no doubt a bit unpredictable but that is what we love about her and god forbid an artist has some fucking fire nowadays. We hooked up because I like diamonds in the rough that I can shape into real artists. I know u all think I am just a big set of balls with a mustache but I've been producing and writing music for 10 years now and I know a good thing when I see one. It is unfortunate that people have to try to expose celebrity around every corner but that is the society we live in. And in lisas case who the fuck cares…she's the chick who "showed her tits and got an a in math!" Try to close your eyes and open up your fucking ears because your missing out on some good music………and on another note, please request "mr. Right" by mickey avalon on your local radio station now. The video just got added to mtv!! Love you all…
Cisco adler"
CLICK HERE to see the uncensored version of Crisco and his balls….after the jump!
Our Hero
The Lord has answered our prayers.
"ITS A EVERY DAY THANG WHEN YOU LET YOUR NUTS HANG"
"ITS A EVERY DAY THANG WHEN YOU LET YOUR NUTS HANG"- BONE-THUGS-N-HARMONY
Gross..and does anyone notice what is on the table…a beer, glass of something..and does that look like a pile of white powder
what the fuck did he do to those? I wasn't aware that they stretched that far.
His balls are huge… so gross….
Peeeeee-YUKE!!
ROCKS IN SOCKS!
it looks like a really flat chested girl who's vagina just threw up a penis and set of old balls..
Gross! It is hard to believe that Mischa Barton would fuck something like him.
WHAT THE F*CK IS UP WIT HIS BALLS. EWWW THATS NASTY
that is really disgusting on so many different levels?!!!!!!!!!!!
see what Chris Crocker started….
the boyz must be jealous of the girlz flashing their oysters …
now they are flashing their….weeners.
gross
I wish I had balls like that.
I wish I had the prỉck, too.
LEAVE CRISCO ALONE!!!!
Do your balls hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier? Do your Balls Hang LOW?!
yum yum
that is horrible! I almost chucked up yesterday's dinner.
omg is that even right???..is it me or is his balls saggyer then a old wet rag…lol
hey to all dont hate on him in the world of guys thats actually a good thing for the balls to hang that low and as for his dick um have you guys even seen a dick thats like average size limp……so stop hating you fuckin un sex educated mutha fuckers
Holy Shit….I've got two bulls that maybe have scrotal circumference that size and I'm pretty sure he could best both of them with the testicle size….Think he might lose in the dick size matchup though. With Bulls, big nutsacks like that are a sign of really good fertility, so my guess is he could throw a wad that Perez would think was a vanilla shake from DQ….but my guess is he'd lap it all up and be squeeling for more.
omg that is the grossest thing i have EVER seen
I find penis's very unattractive, and dont understand why girls Luv them so much..haha But after seeing this pic, i can say my package is super attractive..LOL
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Its not huge, not small about 7in, tan, shaved and smaaaall balls..LMAO
Long balls and pencil dick. Next?
ascoooooooooooooooooo puto viejo askeroso!!!
He needs a BALL LIFT and a Penis Enlargement..GROSS AND SAGGY..FOUL !!
do your balls hang low?
do they wobble to and fro?
yes.
WTF! This should have been under "If you're easily offened.". That's
one crazy coconut !Coño!
His balls are hanging waayy too low!!
Thats the fuck nasty
holy crap thats fucking HUGE your balls are longer then leg.
I find it fascinating to read all these naive comments here. Yes, he has low-hanging balls. So what!
If you don't want to see him naked why did you click on the link? Immature high school kids. Grow up!!
Good Lord, How old is he 70? man he's got balls….
BonnieLee Maine
They'll be down to his ankles by the time he's fifty. There's something seriously wrong when a man's balls hang lower than his cock…
omfg look how long his ball are!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DAMN
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LA ladies see ya out tonight!!
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I bet all the women say he is packing a little dick have never even had sex..lol they are prob fat whores who just like to talk shit
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fellas i got your back on this issue..
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Dumb bitches who cares if size matters, of course it does, just like a girl who has a little waist, nice breasts, non cellulite ass, pretty face, nice hair, good teeth, pouty lips, tight pussy etc etc that stuff make sex sooo much better for us…..So if us guys comprise so much for you ugly bitches you have to compromise to.
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Guys dont let women get to you about your package..Take that power away from them..haha
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Time to party
um… ew… total lowhangers..i bet he has to fiddle with them all the time cause his sweaty balls stick to his legs! um… ew again!
oh hell nah! that shit is you sick! I feel sorry for the bitch he tea bags!ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!
I am compelled to snip them dangly bits off with a sharp pair of skizzers.
THOSE BALLS!
lord have mercy what the hell happen to it !
did he get it caught on a stretching machine, and fling on to a highway were a huge truck ran over it !!!!!!!!!!!!! eeeewwwwwwwwwwww
His balls hang low, that's all.
omg. can u tea bag me??
Re: Sue – its because you made a negative comment of their beloved britney. they only want britney fans
I did not just see that…tmi
That is FUCKING wrong and sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why Perez?????? I willnot be able to sleep for days now!!! LMAO!!!!
Re: Sue – its because you made a negative comment of their beloved britney. they only want britney fans.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?????????????HE HAS THE UGLIEST BALLS EVER!EVER!EVER!EVER!OH!MY!GOD!ARE THEY FOR REAL?
Eww gross. Is that cum on the table?
I just threw up in my mouth a little
OMG! What's wrong with his balls? I am so happy I'm a girl…I couldn't deal with stuff hanging off me like that!
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?HIS BALLS ARE THE WORST I'VE SEEN EVER!EVER!CAN U IMAGINE HIM HAVING SEX?GOING BACK AND FORTH…EW!!!PEREZITO I LOVE YA!
YUCK
Is that coke on the table???
damn do those balls sag.
damn do those balls sag.
ew. gross. what hell was mischa attracted to exactly?!?!?
that's some macroorchidism if i've ever seen it. are his ears big too? maybe, he's got fragile X. that would sure explain his stupidity.
Even for a not being erect penis, that shit is small.
Can we get all that extra skin from his nuts and use it along with implants to inlarge his member?
Can some one PLEASE get him to shut the fuck up? Seriously, all music associated with him sucks.
He should give up on trying to have a career and go on the Surreal Life.
How appropriate for Thanksgiving… I think we know who's bringing the turkey…atleast the neck…
Perezies, what are you thankful for ?
WTF OMFG! that is SOoO gross , who the hell took that pic bcuz ther camera probably broke now. Hes not even cute, he looks really gross. and his penis and balls look deformed . hahaha i jus think this shouldnt been posted (the pic). at least put a pic of someone cute on here. hes jus so fuckin gross.
Mmm I remember wen I had dat…it lo0oks like my husbands
I luv his balls lol. No really. What a man. It's better than them being turtled and all shrivled up in him. Let um hang. Team BALLS : )
Mm my favorite lo0oks like my husbands…u wanna see v_fish2002@yahoo.com or vickinaked.com
OMG!!! What happened to him?
that things fuckin hideous
Dude! u should have tied the bowling ball to your dick not your balls. I've never seen someone with his balls bigger than his. With that face and that little dick, Helen Keller wouldn't fuck that
hi jaime
his balls make his dick look small.
Omg kant stop
Lookin so addictin
I wanna sex tape wit
Dis guy
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
saggiest balls i have ever seen….i may vom…
He has nice hairy legs.
Sounds like he told you off Perez….and other bloggers as well…..
Not so much…..
"I know u all think I am just a big set of balls with a mustache"
LMAO God bless him, dude at least has a sense of humor about it.
A couple people at work started a betting pool on where Cisco's balls will be down to when he's 70. Of course, they'll need photographic proof, but they're pretty sure it'll be out there.
those balls are hangin
omygawd why did i look at this????????
Eww!!!!! How disgusting
Everyone got a lil' captain in them
Looks like he has a genital wart on one of his low hangers
Re: mf –
It's not that little really, considering he's not erect!
See you straight guys, this is what happens when you tug at your groin around other "straight"dudes. You yank the shit down to your ankles. It's not cute!!!!! No one cares about the potatoes, we all are more interested in the meat!!!!! It's a shame his ballz steal the thunder from his mini "cock"…..
Sincerely,
Slater Granite
Dear heavens, his testicles are trying to escape from his body. I don't blame them.
Oh, SHIT that's where the damn turkey giblet went for the dressing. I had my hand so far up that turkeys ass cavity looking for that damn bag of giblets and I finally found it on Perez.com
Sincerely,
my god, he's got bloody old man balls!
i just don't understand what a girl reaches for when she has to give this ugly ass mother fu*ker a hand job? Does a poor girl just stare at that nasty 3 sum and think in e min e min e moo catch a BALL by the toe if he yells let him go!!!
You freeking idiots: That is a Photo Shopped dangle shot. Christ, nobody's nuts hang that low below a saggy bag like that. Carrumba, you fools!
are those the stuntballs from jackass2? did he steal them from knoxville?
this is not photoshopped. this picture was leaked from paris hilton's auctioned off storage garage with her other personal videos, pictures, and documents. sorry to burst your balls but this is not photoshopped. PS his balls really sag its so gross, his face is also gross. why is he famous . he makes me gag
XOXOs
MIKEHUNT, the next media cunt
O would get that right nut checked out!!
Someone male please explain what on earth happened to his giblets. Is he 90 years old or something?
eeeeuuuwww…..disgusting. my bf's ball is way better than he is!!! just by looking at it i'm embarass!!!!!!
that is sick!!! Never have i ever seen balls like that.
oh… my… god… that is awful
testicular variety of your sort is only just the subject on which to elaborate. Or not, you have been fucking boooring me!
get some new material, twit!
LONGEST SACK EVER!
his balls are un-even!!!!! talk about teabagging
oh my god wat big balls!!!!!
His package should be the total opposite. No saggy balls.
do your balls hang low, do they wobble to and fro…well who cares.. fuck off you fucking fuck! Is this what has become of the music industry? The truth is, that this guy's father was a powerful man, when there actually was an industry, and this is how he honors him?! His father was there when you had to have talent, when you had to sing without help electronically, when you had to be able to write a lyric that 100 yrs later people would still be singing.. Who cares that you've got a hanging sack.. you're still a jerk with no talent… go home and thank your father for your name……
ewwww he has saggy old man balls.