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Crisco Adler is upset, y'all.

The music "producer" just posted the following on his official blog:

"Friday, November 23, 2007

LISA D’AMATO

Hello nation,
In light of the recent events I think that It is my duty to make a statement and set things straight. First of all, my "new girlfriend and I" may seem a bit disfunctional because we are in fact not boyfriend and girfriend nor do we have any romantic connection. I am a music producer and she is my artist. Period. And further more, lisa d'amato is a seriously talented woman. she comes from nothing and is trying to make it in a tough world and an even tougher business. Granted, she is a timebomb and is no doubt a bit unpredictable but that is what we love about her and god forbid an artist has some fucking fire nowadays. We hooked up because I like diamonds in the rough that I can shape into real artists. I know u all think I am just a big set of balls with a mustache but I've been producing and writing music for 10 years now and I know a good thing when I see one. It is unfortunate that people have to try to expose celebrity around every corner but that is the society we live in. And in lisas case who the fuck cares…she's the chick who "showed her tits and got an a in math!" Try to close your eyes and open up your fucking ears because your missing out on some good music………and on another note, please request "mr. Right" by mickey avalon on your local radio station now. The video just got added to mtv!! Love you all…

Cisco adler"

CLICK HERE to see the uncensored version of Crisco and his balls….after the jump!

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643 comments to “When Celebrities Blog”

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  1. LoLlipop says – reply to this


    401

    UNSEE! UNSEE!! REWIND!!!

  2. T says – reply to this


    402

    hahahahaha what the hell happened to his balls??? Poor guy….atleast he isnt afraid to show em off.

  3. Yo Mon says – reply to this


    403

    Why are his Balls longer than his Penis??
    I mean waaaaay longer.

  4. me says – reply to this


    404

    I'm not offended by the pic -wtfever… but who the hell is this guy?

    Since when do big time music producers pose for pics like this???

    Yeah… gotta love the music biz.

  5. Oprah says – reply to this


    405

    EEEWW! Why are his balls so flappy and stretched out? Those are some National Geographic balls right there! Put that shit away man!

  6. tinkerbelz says – reply to this


    406

    OXANA LOVES BIG BALLS!!!

  7. Patti says – reply to this


    407

    first of all not only is he ugly as shit but, he has got the saggiest, bogus looking balls I think I have ever seen. What is wrong with these celebirty woman who would want someone who looks like that. Gross. I just don't get it.

  8. it aint possible says – reply to this


    408

    They just can't be real. There's no fucking way.

  9. korndawg73@yahoo.coma says – reply to this


    409

    He said a mouthful :X

  10. Tawnya says – reply to this


    410

    EWWWWW! Can't he get a ball lift or something? 70 year old men don't have nutsacks that saggy!

  11. Jacqueline says – reply to this


    411

    I KNOW YOU ALL THINK IM JUST A BIG SET OF BALLS WITH A MUSTACHE" LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    oh cisco! you aren't that bad, are you? that shit cracked me UP!! im sitting here trying to drink a pepsi when i read that and i choked because i thought of a pair of balls for a face wearing a mustache….granted i just smoked some weed a couple minutes ago…so that would be the reason for that. this guy is too funny…but i feel bad he thinks he's only a mustache and balls…LOL.

  12. mpauls says – reply to this


    412

    Okay he just opened his big mouth & blew it for that girl! Nobody wants to hear that crap or see his member and the twins…

  13. pat says – reply to this


    413

    he is a cow in the middle. Why is he posing like that, when his balls are looking like that?! Ewwwwww

  14. ang roy says – reply to this


    414

    thats just plain gross :(

  15. lt says – reply to this


    415

    ick

  16. eyewant2throwup says – reply to this


    416

    Long balllllllllllllllllllllllllllllssssssssssssssssss…….T.G. his is Jewish.

  17. Hate the freaks says – reply to this


    417

    HANGING BALLS + 1 BALL BIGGER THAN THE OTHER + CIRCUMCISED = GROSS !!!

  18. hottie-r says – reply to this


    418

    why does that look so freakishly weird?!?!?!??!

  19. Maria says – reply to this


    419

    Could you please explain to me what celebrity term means? Getting confused with all these professions - with all the artists, designers, psychologists, psychiatrist, doctors, social workers, nurses and generally people who do something. Is celebrity someone who does something along these lines? Accidentally I have entered this twighlight zone. Interesting to see that some people live within it and yet feel so 'real'. They say that we use only 10% of our brain mass, but I certainly hope that one day my brain will develop enough so I can understand all this. Apparently brains can be extremely complex. Luckily, primitive animals such as sponges do not have a brain at all. I am working my way up. I am still in my early stage, hence writing here. Slurp!

  20. Hey says – reply to this


    420

    Real or not, just ick.

  21. Dick says – reply to this


    421

    I'd fuck 'em. In the ass, as hard as possible.

  22. mac says – reply to this


    422

    and why are you posing with all your bits out? Is this some sort of art nuovo? Being a producer, are you coaching and guiding or mixing and mastering? Obviously this is very important.

  23. Maria says – reply to this


    423

    ick?

  24. maria says – reply to this


    424

    Re: macRe: mac – who? nurses and psychiatrists? Or celebrities?

  25. Mac says – reply to this


    425

    who? nurses and psychiatrists? or celebrities?

  26. gayboy 6964 says – reply to this


    426

    now thats what I call THE COCK OF THE ROCK

    BEOTCH

  27. hanglow says – reply to this


    427

    now that pic is just nasty. why is he all back bent like that? socks and a wristband,nice attire. he needs to put them away. they hang real low and one is bigger that the other and both seem bigger than is dick. damn that is one huge ball….lol.

  28. Chrissy says – reply to this


    428

    NASTY!

  29. kash$kalee says – reply to this


    429

    those are the most droopy balls i've ever seen. le puke.

  30. 'loid lover says – reply to this


    430

    gravity has not been kind.
    Dont trip Cisco!

  31. nomy says – reply to this


    431

    ewwww…gonna puke my dinner…

  32. bronx boy says – reply to this


    432

    how do you do that ????????????

  33. shandy says – reply to this


    433

    He has nasty "old" looking balls… Grosssss.. I just threw up in my mouth!!

  34. cesca says – reply to this


    434

    ewww!!

  35. P says – reply to this


    435

    should the balls be hanging that much?!!! I feel sick!

  36. Grossed Out says – reply to this


    436

    His balls are longer than his dick! Thats…wrong, so so wrong……

  37. Lesa says – reply to this


    437

    Those are the hangiest balls I've ever seen!!!!!!!

  38. Nicole says – reply to this


    438

    I'm sorry but that's not normal…..WTF!!! That is just plain nasty…I don't think old men balls sag as much as his!!! GROSS =-(~~~~

  39. Jockey Sales Rep says – reply to this


    439

    Cisco needs to wear underwear that has a cotton/spandex blend. Jockey excells in this. Definately needs support in that area.

  40. britgirl says – reply to this


    440

    EW EW EW EW… IS THAT REAL?

  41. Pegs says – reply to this


    441

    No matter how many times I see this picture, it always shocks me. All I can think is "Ow… doggie style with this dude would probably hurt way more than necessary…"

  42. Mrs.NWC says – reply to this


    442

    WOWOW…is that normal?

  43. Perez is a Drug addict says – reply to this


    443

    WTF???????? Is That normal???????????

  44. DEE says – reply to this


    444

    That is a really long ball sack. Gross. And what's his name?

    CRisco or Cisco ?? If it's CRisco, why is he named after vegetable shortning?

    He should only be showing THAT if his schlong is longer … ~puke~

  45. asshole says – reply to this


    445

    ha ha what a loser your father was one of the great classic rock producers he must be real proud that this is the best you can do is post your loser balls on this loser site!!!!!!

  46. FelonyMelony says – reply to this


    446

    Why are they lie that?!? I feel sick…

  47. mo from jersey city says – reply to this


    447

    Dat shit is nasty as hell his balls bigga then his dick man!

  48. kristen says – reply to this


    448

    GOD DAMNIT why do I do that to myself???? I've seen it before and I knew how bad it was YET I clicked to see the picture! I hate myself.

  49. Mandy says – reply to this


    449

    That is the sickest thing i have ever seen!!! Put so damn clothes on you sicko!!

  50. reality-check says – reply to this


    450

    The less talented, the more shock factor or else no attention. Sad but true. Why promote this guy on your site?

  51. grossed out babe says – reply to this


    451

    ever hear the saying…" One ball hung low" well this is "two balls hung even lower"
    I laughed until I cried when I saw this picture.. I feel sorry for him….that is SADDDDDDDDDDDDD!!! and GROSSSSSSSSS!!!

  52. skim says – reply to this


    452

    Re: chrissy – HAHAHAHA

  53. Heather says – reply to this


    453

    thats balls, eugh . . . can u say, somethings wrong

  54. sally may says – reply to this


    454

    He has elephant trunk scumpy!

  55. ponce says – reply to this


    455

    i spy with my little eyes, some lines of cocaine on the table

  56. sara says – reply to this


    456

    what a fucking skid

  57. Sarica says – reply to this


    457

    I am a straight female, but THAT Is why I think the female body is so much more beautiful..that is gross!!

  58. danelle says – reply to this


    458

    they have a pill for that……

  59. C says – reply to this


    459

    If those boys were slapping against me, I'd be black and blue!

  60. ☻☻krazihottkelli☻bitchygrl☻ says – reply to this


    460

    ☻zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz☻

    I told U that he had

    a Veneral Dizeaze..thatz

    wtf happenz after he getz

    treated..hiz ballz zwelled

    to kindom come.

    ☻zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz☻

  61. miss. latin says – reply to this


    461

    Gross, I just because a lesbian!

  62. trish says – reply to this


    462

    jesus!!!hes hung like a horse…well his balls are!!!

  63. ewwwwwwwww says – reply to this


    463

    SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG

  64. lucy says – reply to this


    464

    that is so sad his balls are bigger than his dick hahahahahaha

  65. Alex says – reply to this


    465

    I'd juggle those balls!! They make me appreciate Cisco waaaaayyy more!!

  66. jesss says – reply to this


    466

    wat the fuck that is gross his balls r so saggy

  67. DRAGON BALLZ says – reply to this


    467

    SCRAPIN' SCROTUM!

  68. Reno-C says – reply to this


    468

    What the hell are those!?! That doesn't look normal, I think he has a problem. Maybe his balls need a facelift?

  69. black hat co says – reply to this


    469

    ALL POTATOES AND NO MEAT.

  70. jed says – reply to this


    470

    Big yes, but saggy saggy saggy. Kind of like a huge pair of boobs that are saggy. They'd look so much better if they were high and tight. Can balls be lifted????

  71. themoon says – reply to this


    471

    I don't know why the fuck I looked at that.
    I just threw up a little in my mouth.

  72. Ishi says – reply to this


    472

    Do ur balls hang low? Do thay wobble to & fro?

  73. Sil says – reply to this


    473

    OMG… he jerks off way too much!

  74. PrInCesss says – reply to this


    474

    OHYMGOD!? What's that!? Ewwwwww

  75. LOSER says – reply to this


    475

    HAHA.. HE'S GOT SAGGY NUTS

  76. Meee says – reply to this


    476

    can that be surgically corrected?

  77. shaniqua says – reply to this


    477

    sup beef curtains

  78. Cat says – reply to this


    478

    Do his balls hang low? Do they wobble to and fro?
    Can he tie them in a knot? Can he tie them in a bow?
    Can he throw them over his shoulder like a Continenal soldier?
    Do his baaalls hang loooow?

  79. annie says – reply to this


    479

    LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WOW THAT IS DISGUSTING. HIS BALLS ARE BIGGER THAN HIS DICK.

  80. lyne says – reply to this


    480

    wang hung low

  81. Brit says – reply to this


    481

    Did anyone else notice the coke on the table?? and no not the drink

  82. sara says – reply to this


    482

    why are those balls so long? i dont get it.

  83. deedee says – reply to this


    483

    damn?!'d get a sling for that— not sexy at all!! ditto on the old lady boobs comment

  84. BigballsMcane says – reply to this


    484

    If this guy sit down without lifting up his balls first it is going to hurt like hell… I mean c'mon… this is unreal,absolutely unreal… the man belong in X-Men 4 or perhaps Spiderman 4… the evil mutant called "Nutsack",the arch enemy of "Dicksize"..

  85. Bob says – reply to this


    485

    He should be in the Guiness Book of Records for those balls………..my goodness

  86. Bob says – reply to this


    486

    He should be in the Guiness Book of Records for those balls………..my goodness

  87. Daydeli says – reply to this


    487

    Jingle bells , jingle bells , christmas is here!

  88. coronher says – reply to this


    488

    He needs to call Dr. 90210 and get a nip and tuck on those balls.

  89. SHAMANDA says – reply to this


    489

    OMG, THOSE ARE SOME NASTY HANGING BALLS. I HOPE FOR HIS SAKE THAT ALL THAT ENERGY FLOWS UPWARDS TO A LARGE HARD PENIS. THAT IS AWFUL. WHAT A SHAME TO HAVE LONGER BALLS THAN A LONG PENIS! YUK! HE CAN ADD A VAGINA TO HIMSELF WITH ALL THAT EXTRA SKIN!

  90. Marie says – reply to this


    490

    That is just sad! and EEWWW!!!!

  91. melanie says – reply to this


    491

    He seriously grosses me out!!!!!!!

  92. Nicole says – reply to this


    492

    ew :(

  93. Ashlie says – reply to this


    493

    yuck! his balls are sooooo saggy!!! :P

  94. Steph says – reply to this


    494

    AHAHAHA….lets hope for his sake that hes a grower…

  95. sweetness says – reply to this


    495

    i think i just became a lesbian. that was disgusting.

  96. Al says – reply to this


    496

    You know you have problems when your balls are bigger than your dick. He has 80 year old man balls, I didn't think anything on your body was suppose to drop like that before your 50's or 60's. Talk about "tea bags"!!!

  97. Patti says – reply to this


    497

    WORST BALLS EVER

  98. Fern says – reply to this


    498

    YUMMM!!! I bet they would fit them in my warm, wet mouth quite nicely. I'm not too fond of the boy attached to them though. I wonder if Brad Pitt is hung like this?

  99. shannon says – reply to this


    499

    ew. gaarosee his balls look wretched. im seriously going to be ill.

  100. celia says – reply to this


    500

    He has to got to see an doctor, this cant`t stay like that….

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