When Celebrities Blog

11/23/2007 4:52 PM ET | Filed under: When Celebrities Blog • Cisco Adler

Crisco Adler is upset, y'all.

The music "producer" just posted the following on his official blog:

"Friday, November 23, 2007

LISA D’AMATO

Hello nation,
In light of the recent events I think that It is my duty to make a statement and set things straight. First of all, my "new girlfriend and I" may seem a bit disfunctional because we are in fact not boyfriend and girfriend nor do we have any romantic connection. I am a music producer and she is my artist. Period. And further more, lisa d'amato is a seriously talented woman. she comes from nothing and is trying to make it in a tough world and an even tougher business. Granted, she is a timebomb and is no doubt a bit unpredictable but that is what we love about her and god forbid an artist has some fucking fire nowadays. We hooked up because I like diamonds in the rough that I can shape into real artists. I know u all think I am just a big set of balls with a mustache but I've been producing and writing music for 10 years now and I know a good thing when I see one. It is unfortunate that people have to try to expose celebrity around every corner but that is the society we live in. And in lisas case who the fuck cares…she's the chick who "showed her tits and got an a in math!" Try to close your eyes and open up your fucking ears because your missing out on some good music………and on another note, please request "mr. Right" by mickey avalon on your local radio station now. The video just got added to mtv!! Love you all…

Cisco adler"

CLICK HERE to see the uncensored version of Crisco and his balls….after the jump!

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LoLlipop says – reply to this

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UNSEE! UNSEE!! REWIND!!!
T says – reply to this

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hahahahaha what the hell happened to his balls??? Poor guy….atleast he isnt afraid to show em off.
Yo Mon says – reply to this

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Why are his Balls longer than his Penis??
I mean waaaaay longer.
me says – reply to this

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I'm not offended by the pic -wtfever… but who the hell is this guy?

Since when do big time music producers pose for pics like this???

Yeah… gotta love the music biz.
Oprah says – reply to this

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EEEWW! Why are his balls so flappy and stretched out? Those are some National Geographic balls right there! Put that shit away man!
tinkerbelz says – reply to this

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OXANA LOVES BIG BALLS!!!
Patti says – reply to this

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first of all not only is he ugly as shit but, he has got the saggiest, bogus looking balls I think I have ever seen. What is wrong with these celebirty woman who would want someone who looks like that. Gross. I just don't get it.
it aint possible says – reply to this

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They just can't be real. There's no fucking way.
korndawg73@yahoo.coma says – reply to this

409

He said a mouthful :X
Tawnya says – reply to this

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EWWWWW! Can't he get a ball lift or something? 70 year old men don't have nutsacks that saggy!
Jacqueline says – reply to this

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I KNOW YOU ALL THINK IM JUST A BIG SET OF BALLS WITH A MUSTACHE" LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh cisco! you aren't that bad, are you? that shit cracked me UP!! im sitting here trying to drink a pepsi when i read that and i choked because i thought of a pair of balls for a face wearing a mustache….granted i just smoked some weed a couple minutes ago…so that would be the reason for that. this guy is too funny…but i feel bad he thinks he's only a mustache and balls…LOL.
mpauls says – reply to this

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Okay he just opened his big mouth & blew it for that girl! Nobody wants to hear that crap or see his member and the twins…
pat says – reply to this

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he is a cow in the middle. Why is he posing like that, when his balls are looking like that?! Ewwwwww
ang roy says – reply to this

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thats just plain gross
lt says – reply to this

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ick
eyewant2throwup says – reply to this

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Long balllllllllllllllllllllllllllllssssssssssssssssss…….T.G. his is Jewish.
Hate the freaks says – reply to this

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HANGING BALLS + 1 BALL BIGGER THAN THE OTHER + CIRCUMCISED = GROSS !!!
hottie-r says – reply to this

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why does that look so freakishly weird?!?!?!??!
Maria says – reply to this

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Could you please explain to me what celebrity term means? Getting confused with all these professions - with all the artists, designers, psychologists, psychiatrist, doctors, social workers, nurses and generally people who do something. Is celebrity someone who does something along these lines? Accidentally I have entered this twighlight zone. Interesting to see that some people live within it and yet feel so 'real'. They say that we use only 10% of our brain mass, but I certainly hope that one day my brain will develop enough so I can understand all this. Apparently brains can be extremely complex. Luckily, primitive animals such as sponges do not have a brain at all. I am working my way up. I am still in my early stage, hence writing here. Slurp!
Hey says – reply to this

420

Real or not, just ick.
Dick says – reply to this

421

I'd fuck 'em. In the ass, as hard as possible.
mac says – reply to this

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and why are you posing with all your bits out? Is this some sort of art nuovo? Being a producer, are you coaching and guiding or mixing and mastering? Obviously this is very important.
Maria says – reply to this

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ick?
maria says – reply to this

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Re: mac – Re: mac – who? nurses and psychiatrists? Or celebrities?
Mac says – reply to this

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who? nurses and psychiatrists? or celebrities?
gayboy 6964 says – reply to this

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now thats what I call THE COCK OF THE ROCK

BEOTCH
hanglow says – reply to this

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now that pic is just nasty. why is he all back bent like that? socks and a wristband,nice attire. he needs to put them away. they hang real low and one is bigger that the other and both seem bigger than is dick. damn that is one huge ball….lol.
Chrissy says – reply to this

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NASTY!
kash$kalee says – reply to this

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those are the most droopy balls i've ever seen. le puke.
'loid lover says – reply to this

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gravity has not been kind.
Dont trip Cisco!
nomy says – reply to this

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ewwww…gonna puke my dinner…
bronx boy says – reply to this

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how do you do that ????????????
shandy says – reply to this

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He has nasty "old" looking balls… Grosssss.. I just threw up in my mouth!!
cesca says – reply to this

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ewww!!
P says – reply to this

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should the balls be hanging that much?!!! I feel sick!
Grossed Out says – reply to this

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His balls are longer than his dick! Thats…wrong, so so wrong……
Lesa says – reply to this

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Those are the hangiest balls I've ever seen!!!!!!!
Nicole says – reply to this

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I'm sorry but that's not normal…..WTF!!! That is just plain nasty…I don't think old men balls sag as much as his!!! GROSS =-(~~~~
Jockey Sales Rep says – reply to this

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Cisco needs to wear underwear that has a cotton/spandex blend. Jockey excells in this. Definately needs support in that area.
britgirl says – reply to this

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EW EW EW EW… IS THAT REAL?
Pegs says – reply to this

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No matter how many times I see this picture, it always shocks me. All I can think is "Ow… doggie style with this dude would probably hurt way more than necessary…"
Mrs.NWC says – reply to this

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WOWOW…is that normal?
Perez is a Drug addict says – reply to this

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WTF???????? Is That normal???????????
DEE says – reply to this

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That is a really long ball sack. Gross. And what's his name?

CRisco or Cisco ?? If it's CRisco, why is he named after vegetable shortning?

He should only be showing THAT if his schlong is longer … ~puke~
asshole says – reply to this

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ha ha what a loser your father was one of the great classic rock producers he must be real proud that this is the best you can do is post your loser balls on this loser site!!!!!!
FelonyMelony says – reply to this

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Why are they lie that?!? I feel sick…
mo from jersey city says – reply to this

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Dat shit is nasty as hell his balls bigga then his dick man!
kristen says – reply to this

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GOD DAMNIT why do I do that to myself???? I've seen it before and I knew how bad it was YET I clicked to see the picture! I hate myself.
Mandy says – reply to this

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That is the sickest thing i have ever seen!!! Put so damn clothes on you sicko!!
reality-check says – reply to this

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The less talented, the more shock factor or else no attention. Sad but true. Why promote this guy on your site?
grossed out babe says – reply to this

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ever hear the saying…" One ball hung low" well this is "two balls hung even lower"
I laughed until I cried when I saw this picture.. I feel sorry for him….that is SADDDDDDDDDDDDD!!! and GROSSSSSSSSS!!!
skim says – reply to this

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Re: chrissy – HAHAHAHA
Heather says – reply to this

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thats balls, eugh . . . can u say, somethings wrong
sally may says – reply to this

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He has elephant trunk scumpy!
ponce says – reply to this

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i spy with my little eyes, some lines of cocaine on the table
sara says – reply to this

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what a fucking skid
Sarica says – reply to this

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I am a straight female, but THAT Is why I think the female body is so much more beautiful..that is gross!!
danelle says – reply to this

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they have a pill for that……
C says – reply to this

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If those boys were slapping against me, I'd be black and blue!
☻☻krazihottkelli☻bitchygrl☻ says – reply to this

460

☻zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz☻

I told U that he had

a Veneral Dizeaze..thatz

wtf happenz after he getz

treated..hiz ballz zwelled

to kindom come.

☻zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz☻
miss. latin says – reply to this

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Gross, I just because a lesbian!
trish says – reply to this

462

jesus!!!hes hung like a horse…well his balls are!!!
ewwwwwwwww says – reply to this

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SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG
lucy says – reply to this

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that is so sad his balls are bigger than his dick hahahahahaha
Alex says – reply to this

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I'd juggle those balls!! They make me appreciate Cisco waaaaayyy more!!
jesss says – reply to this

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wat the fuck that is gross his balls r so saggy
DRAGON BALLZ says – reply to this

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SCRAPIN' SCROTUM!
Reno-C says – reply to this

468

What the hell are those!?! That doesn't look normal, I think he has a problem. Maybe his balls need a facelift?
black hat co says – reply to this

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ALL POTATOES AND NO MEAT.
jed says – reply to this

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Big yes, but saggy saggy saggy. Kind of like a huge pair of boobs that are saggy. They'd look so much better if they were high and tight. Can balls be lifted????
themoon says – reply to this

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I don't know why the fuck I looked at that.
I just threw up a little in my mouth.
Ishi says – reply to this

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Do ur balls hang low? Do thay wobble to & fro?
Sil says – reply to this

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OMG… he jerks off way too much!
PrInCesss says – reply to this

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OHYMGOD!? What's that!? Ewwwwww
LOSER says – reply to this

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HAHA.. HE'S GOT SAGGY NUTS
Meee says – reply to this

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can that be surgically corrected?
shaniqua says – reply to this

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sup beef curtains
Cat says – reply to this

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Do his balls hang low? Do they wobble to and fro?
Can he tie them in a knot? Can he tie them in a bow?
Can he throw them over his shoulder like a Continenal soldier?
Do his baaalls hang loooow?
annie says – reply to this

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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WOW THAT IS DISGUSTING. HIS BALLS ARE BIGGER THAN HIS DICK.
lyne says – reply to this

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wang hung low
Brit says – reply to this

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Did anyone else notice the coke on the table?? and no not the drink
sara says – reply to this

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why are those balls so long? i dont get it.
deedee says – reply to this

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damn?!'d get a sling for that— not sexy at all!! ditto on the old lady boobs comment
BigballsMcane says – reply to this

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If this guy sit down without lifting up his balls first it is going to hurt like hell… I mean c'mon… this is unreal,absolutely unreal… the man belong in X-Men 4 or perhaps Spiderman 4… the evil mutant called "Nutsack",the arch enemy of "Dicksize"..
Bob says – reply to this

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He should be in the Guiness Book of Records for those balls………..my goodness
Bob says – reply to this

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He should be in the Guiness Book of Records for those balls………..my goodness
Daydeli says – reply to this

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Jingle bells , jingle bells , christmas is here!
coronher says – reply to this

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He needs to call Dr. 90210 and get a nip and tuck on those balls.
SHAMANDA says – reply to this

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OMG, THOSE ARE SOME NASTY HANGING BALLS. I HOPE FOR HIS SAKE THAT ALL THAT ENERGY FLOWS UPWARDS TO A LARGE HARD PENIS. THAT IS AWFUL. WHAT A SHAME TO HAVE LONGER BALLS THAN A LONG PENIS! YUK! HE CAN ADD A VAGINA TO HIMSELF WITH ALL THAT EXTRA SKIN!
Marie says – reply to this

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That is just sad! and EEWWW!!!!
melanie says – reply to this

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He seriously grosses me out!!!!!!!
Nicole says – reply to this

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ew
Ashlie says – reply to this

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yuck! his balls are sooooo saggy!!!
Steph says – reply to this

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AHAHAHA….lets hope for his sake that hes a grower…
sweetness says – reply to this

495

i think i just became a lesbian. that was disgusting.
Al says – reply to this

496

You know you have problems when your balls are bigger than your dick. He has 80 year old man balls, I didn't think anything on your body was suppose to drop like that before your 50's or 60's. Talk about "tea bags"!!!
Patti says – reply to this

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WORST BALLS EVER
Fern says – reply to this

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YUMMM!!! I bet they would fit them in my warm, wet mouth quite nicely. I'm not too fond of the boy attached to them though. I wonder if Brad Pitt is hung like this?
shannon says – reply to this

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ew. gaarosee his balls look wretched. im seriously going to be ill.
celia says – reply to this

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He has to got to see an doctor, this cant`t stay like that….