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Crisco Adler is upset, y'all.

The music "producer" just posted the following on his official blog:

"Friday, November 23, 2007

LISA D’AMATO

Hello nation,
In light of the recent events I think that It is my duty to make a statement and set things straight. First of all, my "new girlfriend and I" may seem a bit disfunctional because we are in fact not boyfriend and girfriend nor do we have any romantic connection. I am a music producer and she is my artist. Period. And further more, lisa d'amato is a seriously talented woman. she comes from nothing and is trying to make it in a tough world and an even tougher business. Granted, she is a timebomb and is no doubt a bit unpredictable but that is what we love about her and god forbid an artist has some fucking fire nowadays. We hooked up because I like diamonds in the rough that I can shape into real artists. I know u all think I am just a big set of balls with a mustache but I've been producing and writing music for 10 years now and I know a good thing when I see one. It is unfortunate that people have to try to expose celebrity around every corner but that is the society we live in. And in lisas case who the fuck cares…she's the chick who "showed her tits and got an a in math!" Try to close your eyes and open up your fucking ears because your missing out on some good music………and on another note, please request "mr. Right" by mickey avalon on your local radio station now. The video just got added to mtv!! Love you all…

Cisco adler"

CLICK HERE to see the uncensored version of Crisco and his balls….after the jump!

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643 comments to “When Celebrities Blog”

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  1. donkey balls says – reply to this


    501

    That is down right scary

  2. Theresa says – reply to this


    502

    i love it. so beautiful!

  3. Twolly says – reply to this


    503

    It's like a birth defect or something.

  4. Niki says – reply to this


    504

    Small dick, big droopy balls. That's gross!

  5. ally says – reply to this


    505

    thats sad when ur balls are longer and bigger than your penis… why do all those hollywood startlets want to fuck him??? GROSS!

  6. GUMMIE*BEAR says – reply to this


    506

    SAGGY BALLS!!!

  7. mick says – reply to this


    507

    thats sick. He probably dips them in the coke and then serves it.

  8. me says – reply to this


    508

    hahahha awesome.

  9. skanky gay boy says – reply to this


    509

    I wouldn't mind playing with them balls!

  10. hmmmmm says – reply to this


    510

    what's that white powder on the table there?

  11. ezequiel says – reply to this


    511

    mayonesa:

    PURO HUEVO!

  12. kristina says – reply to this


    512

    ewww his balls hang lower then his penis.. disguisting

  13. PUT THE LID DOWN says – reply to this


    513

    I WONDER IF HE EVER GETS THEM SLAMMED IN THE TOILET SEAT?

  14. kimberley stewart says – reply to this


    514

    this is why we broke up, i want a bigger dick than that!

  15. brayshel says – reply to this


    515

    thats fuckn sick…his balls are as long as his dick, which im sure wont grow much bigger

  16. Margaret says – reply to this


    516

    I love mickey avalon!!
    and his balls are seriously scaring me.

  17. hayjes says – reply to this


    517

    EW!!!!!!!
    Saggy Like Old Men Balls!!!!!
    And Super Tiny!!!!!
    MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!!!

  18. gethelp says – reply to this


    518

    He suffers from droopy nut sack syndrome….

  19. Paul says – reply to this


    519

    Yummy!!! I want to suck on them!!! lol

  20. paul says – reply to this


    520

    Re: skanky gay boy – i'm with you….i don't know what all these bitches are talkin' about….those are some hot balls!!!

  21. Chante says – reply to this


    521

    he has a small penis but big balls
    hahaha… nasty!

  22. Mikey says – reply to this


    522

    lmao thats sexy

  23. kirk says – reply to this


    523

    swing low sweet chariots!

  24. ladidah says – reply to this


    524

    EWWWW!! Ive never seen it like that. EWWWW!

  25. Lili says – reply to this


    525

    So not fair…How is a guy THAT ugly have balls THAT big??

  26. Mithras says – reply to this


    526

    Gay men appreciate cocks far more than women (eeeewwwwww)….what makes you ladies think that your foul-smelling gash is better?That man has a lovely cock…I would love those balls slapping on my chin! Yum!!

  27. JESSiCA says – reply to this


    527

    eww…i hope ur balls arent lyk that perez!!! & i hope ur dick isnt that small either (:

  28. Carly says – reply to this


    528

    his balls are disgusting..they're not even big..they just hang waaaay to low

  29. aj wayne says – reply to this


    529

    You know you bitches want to feel those balls slapping yo' taint.

  30. Chaz says – reply to this


    530

    Ewwww! I think this is worst than that guy Danny Bonadushhead! Ahhhh grows!!! No shame!!

  31. mandyjoy says – reply to this


    531

    oh lord have mercy it looks like a 90 year olds balls, sick!

  32. cacu says – reply to this


    532

    SAGGY BALLS!!!!!!

  33. angie says – reply to this


    533

    what is with this "first' bullshit!?!?!?

  34. nina says – reply to this


    534

    this is the most unfortunate thing i have ever seen.

  35. supernewf says – reply to this


    535

    that is just fucking nasty!!! Even a really rambunctious cat or cats would not want to play with them!

  36. Peter says – reply to this


    536

    nice balls! pretty penis! Com'on guys, he's just relaxed, No ewwwwws, please.. look at yourself first.

  37. Lin says – reply to this


    537

    I hope he trips on them.

  38. Erin says – reply to this


    538

    EWW!! Those are some saggy balls!!! Must have been hot that day haha

  39. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥Stella♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ says – reply to this


    539

    why is he so proud to show those balls? all he is going to get is bad criticism, I don't know anyone that thinks those are hot! I feel like kicking them because they are so big…

  40. Maddogmarshall says – reply to this


    540

    Maybe if his balls weren't so hangy and creepy, his dick might look bigger…

  41. viper says – reply to this


    541

    EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! THAT PICTURE MAKES ME WANT MY VIRGINITY BACK!!!!!!!!!

  42. ABARN says – reply to this


    542

    that is NASSSTY

  43. Cherry says – reply to this


    543

    Re: Randi
    all i can say…is freaking good on ya Randi!!! U should release the cd….we will all buy it !!! thanks for the very long laugh !

  44. Lizwoo says – reply to this


    544

    Ew. Those are some mad saggy balls.

  45. julie says – reply to this


    545

    i know that guys balls drop lower when they are in a wrm environment, but thats just sick…what was mischa thinking???

  46. Nicole says – reply to this


    546

    That's what you get for sticking your balls in the vacuum cleaner
    WARNING: It appears they will stick like that.

  47. COKE, ANYONE? says – reply to this


    547

    Do you see white powder on the table next to Cisco?

    Hmmmm…cocaine?!

  48. jessica says – reply to this


    548

    man i have seen alot of balls in my life, but if I went down on a guy and saw that shit, i'd be running for my life, is that a tumour or an std? wtf

  49. Kawika says – reply to this


    549

    The ONLY girlfriend he has, is his Right-Hand…..
    " Haaaaaaaaaaaaa "

  50. liiiiiiiiiiiiiisa says – reply to this


    550

    does ANYONE think that's hot?

  51. Miss M says – reply to this


    551

    oh my…

  52. Damn! says – reply to this


    552

    That's nasty!

  53. huh? says – reply to this


    553

    There's probably some very likely medical name for the "sagging balls phenomenon", something like "testos bajos"

  54. Mr. Teabag says – reply to this


    554

    First I would place a paper bag over this dudes face, then I would sit between his legs and enjoy the tea bagging. Love those balls!

  55. spank says – reply to this


    555

    its not true. Yuck!

  56. Robert says – reply to this


    556

    omg..droopiest shit i have ever seen…and its almost sexy?

  57. Robert says – reply to this


    557

    omg..droopiest shit i have ever seen…and its almost sexy?

  58. Robert says – reply to this


    558

    omg..droopiest shit i have ever seen…and its almost sexy?

  59. Robert says – reply to this


    559

    omg..droopiest shit i have ever seen…and its almost sexy?

  60. Robert says – reply to this


    560

    omg..droopiest shit i have ever seen…and its almost sexy?

  61. NM says – reply to this


    561

    Someone needs a "lift" and I'm not talking about a booblift!

  62. Ash says – reply to this


    562

    ewww i puked in my mouth a little

  63. lisa says – reply to this


    563

    WOW, BIG BALLS!

  64. Starr says – reply to this


    564

    Maybe he dangles weights to stretch his sack….ahh, whatever, I'd still hit it.

  65. samantha says – reply to this


    565

    dude. those are the longest hanging balls ive ever seen ever.

  66. bob onit says – reply to this


    566

    His balls are average size, but they hang like an 80 year old man. Might wanna get that fixed, grampa.

  67. Scuzzbucket says – reply to this


    567

    Whoa , those balls are making me feel toasty downstairs . Shame he is such a man beast , Im such a ball guy

  68. Barbara says – reply to this


    568

    At least he's got a schmeckel to show off unlike that "has been" Bonaduce !!!

  69. Barbara says – reply to this


    569

    At least he's got a schmeckel to show off unlike that "has been" Bonaduce !!!

  70. Kari says – reply to this


    570

    OMMFG! ELEPHANTITUS!

  71. moxie says – reply to this


    571

    my eyes!

  72. anne says – reply to this


    572

    How old is he? He has the balls of an 80 year old…………Nasty!!!!!!!!!

  73. lindsayspears says – reply to this


    573

    ew ew ew ew ew, i would not suck on those bad boys..ever!!

  74. baaaaaaaaalls says – reply to this


    574

    First

  75. the infamous intern says – reply to this


    575

    absolutely disgusting…

  76. Val says – reply to this


    576

    Yuck! why are his balls so saggy!!!???????

  77. Selina E says – reply to this


    577

    He has old man balls. Yuk………

  78. NASTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says – reply to this


    578

    EWWWWWWWWWW THATS THE GROSSEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!!!

  79. arabella says – reply to this


    579

    UMMM YUKKKKKKKKKKKKK arrrrr his balls look like they are a serious problem that is absolutly DISCUSTINGGGGG

    p.s. i love perez

  80. kurt says – reply to this


    580

    i would suck on those big balls and warm up his spunk and then suck that dick ’til my mouth was filled with his cum. i'd let him fuck me in the ass, too.

  81. anna says – reply to this


    581

    I don't even know who this is, but boy's got big balls

  82. bigboobies says – reply to this


    582

    There is an operation that can correct that condition. eeewwww

  83. bigboobies sister says – reply to this


    583

    Re: bigboobies – sooooo true. get to a plastic surgeon you look repulsive

  84. Rich says – reply to this


    584

    Hahaha he's got long balls like Larry David

  85. zoe says – reply to this


    585

    dont you hate it when a guy has crazy long balls? I mean…if you were going down on him, they'd be flapping against your stomach throwing your rythm all off and shit.

    He looks just like Mick Fleetwood from the Rumors album.

  86. dayna says – reply to this


    586

    gross. those are the saggiest balls… EVER

  87. Patrick says – reply to this


    587

    Re: bonniebonbons – you're dumb.

  88. kurt says – reply to this


    588

    i don't care. i would suck on his balls and try to fit those saggy balls and his cock in my mouth at once. so fucking hot.

  89. rjs says – reply to this


    589

    ohhhhhhhhh my God!!!!!!!!!!! this is ugly realy UGLYYYYYYY!!

  90. Kittyclitty says – reply to this


    590

    i love Cisco's balls i would like to get them all in my mouth…as i am sure ms. perez would too.

  91. CeeCeeG says – reply to this


    591

    for sick!!! is it normal for balls to hang like that!!!????

  92. Ty says – reply to this


    592

    thoseare some awfully long balls

  93. sheyenne says – reply to this


    593

    This is sooo gross…saggy balls r not a good look!!

  94. Leester says – reply to this


    594

    Do your balls hang low, do they wobble to and fro?

  95. Karaz Hilton says – reply to this


    595

    He has old man balls :-\

  96. Sheyenne says – reply to this


    596

    Eww soo gross…the saggy ball look is not working for him!

  97. cam says – reply to this


    597

    ok forget the a in math, i remember lisa for being the crazy bitch that wore and USED a big nappy on antm. she even scared those batshit crazy bloodhound gang boys.

  98. bahamabeachbum says – reply to this


    598

    EEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!GGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRROOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    *i think i puked in my mouth…no…i KNOW i just puked in my mouth*

  99. nicolette says – reply to this


    599

    old saggy balls…gross

  100. made in bed says – reply to this


    600

    he has ugly balls…

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