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Crisco Adler is upset, y'all.

The music "producer" just posted the following on his official blog:

"Friday, November 23, 2007

LISA D’AMATO

Hello nation,
In light of the recent events I think that It is my duty to make a statement and set things straight. First of all, my "new girlfriend and I" may seem a bit disfunctional because we are in fact not boyfriend and girfriend nor do we have any romantic connection. I am a music producer and she is my artist. Period. And further more, lisa d'amato is a seriously talented woman. she comes from nothing and is trying to make it in a tough world and an even tougher business. Granted, she is a timebomb and is no doubt a bit unpredictable but that is what we love about her and god forbid an artist has some fucking fire nowadays. We hooked up because I like diamonds in the rough that I can shape into real artists. I know u all think I am just a big set of balls with a mustache but I've been producing and writing music for 10 years now and I know a good thing when I see one. It is unfortunate that people have to try to expose celebrity around every corner but that is the society we live in. And in lisas case who the fuck cares…she's the chick who "showed her tits and got an a in math!" Try to close your eyes and open up your fucking ears because your missing out on some good music………and on another note, please request "mr. Right" by mickey avalon on your local radio station now. The video just got added to mtv!! Love you all…

Cisco adler"

CLICK HERE to see the uncensored version of Crisco and his balls….after the jump!

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643 comments to “When Celebrities Blog”

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  1. Dal says – reply to this


    601

    @
    the tubesocks are a nice touch though!

  2. Megs says – reply to this


    602

    Ewww, why are his balls halfway down his thigh???

  3. Lisa says – reply to this


    603

    Howz it hanging loooooooooooooool that's nasty

  4. selena says – reply to this


    604

    ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww gross ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww i cant beleve i seed that ewwwwwwwwwwwwww i am toodele grossed ewwwwwwww

  5. Becksta says – reply to this


    605

    Dude - talk about old man balls!

  6. beck says – reply to this


    606

    Perez - why do you bother putting this crap on your website - we don't need to see this - maybe it's you who wants to see the old man balls… you get off on it don't you, you dirty little bitch!!!

  7. tre says – reply to this


    607

    ewww he has saggy balls

  8. natty says – reply to this


    608

    Fucking yes. YUM

  9. Altraviolet says – reply to this


    609

    Cisco needs a wonderbra for his saggy nutz yucks

  10. white horse says – reply to this


    610

    nice balls

  11. Jenn says – reply to this


    611

    EEEWWW! is that blow on the table?!

  12. lex says – reply to this


    612

    those are not just big balls, that is a fucking freak show, wtf? i have seen plenty of big balls in my life and never have i ever seen any shit like that

  13. betty says – reply to this


    613

    saggy, dog balls

  14. keshia says – reply to this


    614

    His balls r so big and does he have three??

  15. DIVINE711 says – reply to this


    615

    IS THAT COKE ON THE TABLE?? LOL

  16. bob says – reply to this


    616

    curb your enthusiasm-son
    nice longballs
    damn

  17. h says – reply to this


    617

    ewwww!!!!!!!

  18. Jeremy says – reply to this


    618

    OMG…ROTFLMAO…first of all the tube socks and sweat band have to go! Can cosmetic surgery take up slack in the sack?…Maybe he likes to play with one more than the other…WAIT!!!…one of them has to be prosthetic.

  19. ewwww says – reply to this


    619

    JESUS CHRIST.

  20. amaf says – reply to this


    620

    If that were me I would be embarrassed, He has old man Balls and isn't the D*ck supposed to be longer than the balls. Run girls Run!!

  21. Talamander says – reply to this


    621

    great! Now there's nut hair in the blow!!

  22. Acey says – reply to this


    622

    okay..EWWWW,and why are his balls bigger mthen its dick??? hes dick is way to small.

  23. Acey says – reply to this


    623

    okay..EWWWW,and why are his balls bigger then its dick??? hes dick is way to small.

  24. DeviantMiss says – reply to this


    624

    wow apparently his balls DO hang low

  25. Melissa says – reply to this


    625

    ew. smallll dick

  26. paul says – reply to this


    626

    Re: kurt – I'm with Kurt…i'd suck on those balls till he squirted a hot load into my mouth! lol mmmmm

  27. Carrie says – reply to this


    627

    These balls make me appreciate my mans balls. And for that I say thank you Cisco, you saggy balled bastard!

  28. Michelle says – reply to this


    628

    His balls remind me of the balls that hang from the back of a redneck's truck. They sag so much that i wonder if he sits on them. Ouch!

  29. Eat shit says – reply to this


    629

    That's what you get when you go on this site, done by a fag that can't get a real job.

    Bunch of cum munching women, you'd suck that bloke off too.

  30. queen bee says – reply to this


    630

    that is stupid,he is deformed

  31. adam from noho says – reply to this


    631

    MAGNIFICENT !!

  32. JediCowgirl says – reply to this


    632

    Tennis Balls in Tube Socks.

  33. Schweaty Balls says – reply to this


    633

    Do your balls hang low
    Do they wobble to-and-fro
    Can you tie 'em in a knot?
    Can you tie 'em in a bow?
    Can you throw them over you shoulder like a continental soldier
    Do your balls hang lowwwwwwwwwwwwwww

    apparently they do……

  34. brittD says – reply to this


    634

    omg wtf? why are his balls so fucking saggy?

  35. sherry says – reply to this


    635

    looks dehydrated quick someone give this boy some wa wa

  36. l.c says – reply to this


    636

    his ball sac is soooooo long thats so gross!!! ive never seen anything that nasty..

  37. sandy says – reply to this


    637

    HUGE BALLS SMALL PETER!!!!

  38. deelishous says – reply to this


    638

    has anyone ever noticed that there's coke on the table?

  39. wen... says – reply to this


    639

    my god, where do you get these!!!

  40. fabcypants says – reply to this


    640

    EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Fucking gross!!!!!!!!

  41. BIG BALLS says – reply to this


    641

    Huge NUTS!!!…yum

  42. ZZZZLADY says – reply to this


    642

    SAGGYBALLS!

  43. dyclallaftept says – reply to this


    643

    I’d prefer reading in my native language, because my knowledge of your languange is no so well. But it was interesting!

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