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When Celebrities Blog
Crisco Adler is upset, y'all.
The music "producer" just posted the following on his official blog:
"Friday, November 23, 2007
LISA D’AMATO
Hello nation,
In light of the recent events I think that It is my duty to make a statement and set things straight. First of all, my "new girlfriend and I" may seem a bit disfunctional because we are in fact not boyfriend and girfriend nor do we have any romantic connection. I am a music producer and she is my artist. Period. And further more, lisa d'amato is a seriously talented woman. she comes from nothing and is trying to make it in a tough world and an even tougher business. Granted, she is a timebomb and is no doubt a bit unpredictable but that is what we love about her and god forbid an artist has some fucking fire nowadays. We hooked up because I like diamonds in the rough that I can shape into real artists. I know u all think I am just a big set of balls with a mustache but I've been producing and writing music for 10 years now and I know a good thing when I see one. It is unfortunate that people have to try to expose celebrity around every corner but that is the society we live in. And in lisas case who the fuck cares…she's the chick who "showed her tits and got an a in math!" Try to close your eyes and open up your fucking ears because your missing out on some good music………and on another note, please request "mr. Right" by mickey avalon on your local radio station now. The video just got added to mtv!! Love you all…
Cisco adler"
CLICK HERE to see the uncensored version of Crisco and his balls….after the jump!
Our Hero
The Lord has answered our prayers.
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the tubesocks are a nice touch though!
Ewww, why are his balls halfway down his thigh???
Howz it hanging loooooooooooooool that's nasty
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww gross ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww i cant beleve i seed that ewwwwwwwwwwwwww i am toodele grossed ewwwwwwww
Dude - talk about old man balls!
Perez - why do you bother putting this crap on your website - we don't need to see this - maybe it's you who wants to see the old man balls… you get off on it don't you, you dirty little bitch!!!
ewww he has saggy balls
Fucking yes. YUM
Cisco needs a wonderbra for his saggy nutz yucks
nice balls
EEEWWW! is that blow on the table?!
those are not just big balls, that is a fucking freak show, wtf? i have seen plenty of big balls in my life and never have i ever seen any shit like that
saggy, dog balls
His balls r so big and does he have three??
IS THAT COKE ON THE TABLE?? LOL
curb your enthusiasm-son
nice longballs
damn
ewwww!!!!!!!
OMG…ROTFLMAO…first of all the tube socks and sweat band have to go! Can cosmetic surgery take up slack in the sack?…Maybe he likes to play with one more than the other…WAIT!!!…one of them has to be prosthetic.
JESUS CHRIST.
If that were me I would be embarrassed, He has old man Balls and isn't the D*ck supposed to be longer than the balls. Run girls Run!!
great! Now there's nut hair in the blow!!
okay..EWWWW,and why are his balls bigger mthen its dick??? hes dick is way to small.
okay..EWWWW,and why are his balls bigger then its dick??? hes dick is way to small.
wow apparently his balls DO hang low
ew. smallll dick
Re: kurt – I'm with Kurt…i'd suck on those balls till he squirted a hot load into my mouth! lol mmmmm
These balls make me appreciate my mans balls. And for that I say thank you Cisco, you saggy balled bastard!
His balls remind me of the balls that hang from the back of a redneck's truck. They sag so much that i wonder if he sits on them. Ouch!
That's what you get when you go on this site, done by a fag that can't get a real job.
Bunch of cum munching women, you'd suck that bloke off too.
that is stupid,he is deformed
MAGNIFICENT !!
Tennis Balls in Tube Socks.
Do your balls hang low
Do they wobble to-and-fro
Can you tie 'em in a knot?
Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you throw them over you shoulder like a continental soldier
Do your balls hang lowwwwwwwwwwwwwww
apparently they do……
omg wtf? why are his balls so fucking saggy?
looks dehydrated quick someone give this boy some wa wa
his ball sac is soooooo long thats so gross!!! ive never seen anything that nasty..
HUGE BALLS SMALL PETER!!!!
has anyone ever noticed that there's coke on the table?
my god, where do you get these!!!
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Fucking gross!!!!!!!!
Huge NUTS!!!…yum
SAGGYBALLS!
I’d prefer reading in my native language, because my knowledge of your languange is no so well. But it was interesting!