Malibu's Ablaze (Again)

A new fire broke out early Saturday morning in Malibu, only a handful of weeks after another deadly blaze caused major havoc in the coastal LA town.
Many residents of the swanky beachfront community have been forced to evacuate again.
Damn those Santa Ana winds!!!
Update: Most of the fires have died down by now, thankfully.
















































Tom Cruise's Scientology-fuled farts have started all these fires in California. He has an over-active thetan, which produces a virulent form of methane. Suri regularly plays with the matches lying out near Katie's crack pipe.
Gee, doggie balls (#66), I bet you're the life of every party!
The friction between Kristie Alley's Scientology-cow beef curtains ignighted the fire.
Join Scientology now!!!!! It's the only one true religion. All others are false.
se foda Perez hilton!!!
This is the work of the devil !!!!!!
They should cut down all the trees and pave Malibu over. Just leave some cell towers. And Nobu.
"In the news this evening,
Pop Princess Britny Spears fights global
warming by refusing to use Christmas lights this year.
Britney was seen lighting dozens of Christmas candles
instead outside of her Malibu home.
Way to think green, Britney!"
I blame Britney cuz she's so HAWT!! (Wait, I used the same joke after the last fire.)
I had to evacuate last month but not this time. I know several people who've lost their homes or they are severely damaged. I know everyone in Malibu would appreciate sympathy and compassion at this point, since this is the second fire in a month. Comments along the lines of "burn baby burn" and bringing up the fact that many citizens in Malibu are very wealthy are painful, ignorant and pointless. Please realize that people are losing their homes, their possessions, their pets and sometimes their livelihood and that if this happened anywhere else, this sort of commenting would not even be considered.
That's a disturbingly pretty photo.
Re: kelly – That's because we haven't had enough rain this year. You can't do a "controlled" burn when the brush is too dry. There's no way to control it. That's what happened with the fires last month…the fire dept. set a few control burns near Camp Pendleton in Oceanside, were unable to contain them, and the fire jumped across I-5.
It would be so easily to start a fire in California right now. Would someone please start one in the Hollywood Hills? I would love to see the Hollywood Sign burn down, and all those lame celebrities houses burn with it.
-Huge Fan
*easy
I believe the fires are a coverup for something more disturbing going on.
Did anyone else see Ufo's in the skies of San Diego during the previous fires?
maybe people should learn that they shouldn't live in the middle of a chaparral thats meant to burn naturally. and when their houses burn down it raises everyone else's insurance. so basically we're expected to pay for their stupidity.
Damnit one of my beach houses burnt down so my brother went on the yacht to hawaii where on of our vacation houses are an I took one of the private jets to paris and mommy like took are other jet to new york and my sister took the limo to our house in beverly hills luckily I saved My Armani,gucci,dolce & gabbana,prada jimmy choos,ralph lauren outfits and my mercedes and bently and ferrari Poor angie Jolie shes my neighbor when I saw her Evacuate she didnt have any disighners!!