On The Hunt For Dick

Andy Dick loves chicken!
The fagulous actor macks on some young, unimpressed homo at San Francisco twink bar The Crib.
Poor kid. He must have crabs now!
[Thanks Robbie Rob.]

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Andy Dick loves chicken!
The fagulous actor macks on some young, unimpressed homo at San Francisco twink bar The Crib.
Poor kid. He must have crabs now!
[Thanks Robbie Rob.]
FINALLY FIRST?!?! THANKS FOR FINALLY UPDATING
So
First!!!
Oh, Andy… c'mon!!!!
first!
ship every fucking homo to Africa where they can fuck monkeys
I feel sorry for him!
FIRST THAT GUY NEEDS JESUS
First
yuck
1st…….and sick!!!!!!
nice….
Perez will be in the same position at that age
bald guy looks like stanford from sex & the ciy
They're not kissing!
The shirtless guy is talking to the laughing guy next to him…
Dirt Bag using his "celeb" status to win those twinks..
Sad situation….
Re: doggie balls – you are really DUMB … why do u have to insult us gays? not all of us are perverts nor behave like Andina Dick
Andy Dick is gay? How did not see this one coming ;_; Suddenly I feel the gay community is cheapened.
HAHHH
ITS NOT LIKE UR GETTING ANY PEREZ
UR A FUCKING FAT ASS QUEEF
atleast andy dick is funny and skinny
ur a fat fuck and ur not even funny
all i can say is ew. what a creeper
I would so kick his notes if he would come that close to me. Celeb or not.
YUCK TO EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS!
The big guy looks like Boy George, maybe the are trying to get him for a 3some session with chains and everything!
perez, you know you want someone slimer, prettier and younger than you. so shut up.
perez, you know you want someone slimmer, prettier and younger than you. so shut up.
jealous much?
EWWWWW ANDY DICK IS DISGUSTING! WITH HIS UGLY PINK PENIS..YUCK!!!!!
Being gay is like being Mormon. It's like a dirty little secret you keep to yourself until someone finds out and they force you to come out of the closet.
To be gay AND Mormon–now THAT'S a trip! The church disowns you cuz you're gay. The gays disown you cuz you're Mormon. And then you have no friends.
Re: doggie balls –
people like you are the reason America is falling apart. I hope you die in a car fire.
That mess must have saved every dime he's made.
Bitch never seems to work…but is always around
Ickkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!
This guy is a real low life.
Re: Lars – LMAO, yes it's the people who oppose the gays that are ruining America; not gay men who have unprotected sex with unknown men in public, men who want to become women and get sex changes or dress like them and leave their wife and kids to put their trunk in the dirty, faecal harmful bacteria-ridden slot and couples growing up with two dads and two moms.
Yes, it's the people who oppose those things that are ruining America.
*children growing up with two moms or dads.
well i dunno why you call him a dick, other than the humour..but
he is single so who cares….
that guy in the photo doesnt look so young…
and it looks more like a set up for his mates to take his pic than
anything else.
so sad that you attack him.
Andy Dick is not even funny, does he even have a job?
who cares what he does in his private life, what happens in Perezs Private Gay Life…
the attacks on him seem very gayhating…lots of gays luv to hate on other gays.
guess the straight world has taught us this
HE'S SO VILE!!!
what a media whore! look at him looking right at the camera…mental thought line "please leak this to perezhilton.com" i love this shit!!!
Honeybunny-You've been sucking doggie balls again! The herpes, syphilis, gonorrhea, chlamydia and bacterial vaginosis has gone directly from your cunt to your head. Stop spreading your lies, hatred and legs, you're poisoning America!
omg, the crib (18+)? of all places? so not all that and not impressed. oh how our "celebrities" have fallen. pshh.
I live in SF. The Crib rocks.
i know for certain that andy is good in bed. he's topped me several times and he can get me to ejaculate without touching my penis. just that warm delicate strokes of his mantool against my prostate gland.
GAYS ARE JUST SO VILE AND FOUL AND IN LOVE WITH THE HUMAN SHITHOLE IT'S AWFUL!!!!
Robbie Rob is Hella Gay the Crib is Hella Gay get over your self b/c you will never get on my level BRING BREATHLESS BACK HOe…. The Crib Was Better When Breathless was there now some nigga Robbie thinks hes all mighty fucking loser you aint shit!!!!!! HaHaHaHa
the crib sucks balls, and the kid probably already had craps to begin with because everyone who goes to the crib is diseased
Why do queers constantly have to be so nasty and degenerate. Why can't they be discreet like me.
u would be degenerate and nasty too if your whole life revolved around the male anus!! that is their holy grail, where normal folks expel shit from the body and want to distance themselves from. But queers flock to the place of feces like a fly to shit. abnormal abnormal abnormal, and i don't give a shit what the psychiatrist say. This shit is abnormal!
Re: Sasha – I loved when Breathless was there!
Andy Dick
is ugly on a stick
his yucky little chin
his stupid mousy grin
his stumbling drunken feet
his peein' in the street
his childhood musta sucked
for him to be so fucked
he sho nuff makes me sick
I hates that Andy Dick
what the hell has this guy ever done?
LA CUNA (THE CRIB) IS DA PLACE 2 B ON THURS NITE!!! WHERE ANYTHANG GO'S AND WHERE U COULD SHACK UR KUNGA'S!!!!
LA CUNA (THE CRIB) IS DA PLACE 2 B ON THURS NITE!!! WHERE ANYTHANG GO'S AND WHERE U COULD SHACK UR KUNGA'S!!!!
LA CUNA (THE CRIB) IS DA PLACE 2 B ON THURS NITE!!! WHERE ANYTHANG GO'S AND WHERE U COULD SHACK UR KUNGA'S!!!!
Re: Punch-Drunk Pretty – amen
Wow, some really stupid people in here. It's like the bottom of the gene pool. How do you fools even know how to turn the computer on? Straight people have butt sex too, so what up with that? Lesbians are gay and aren't "obsessed with the shit hole". Also, there are just as many perverted straight people, go after them for a change! Not every gay man even has anal sex, but then you would know that if you A) Had half a brain cell or B) did any research before opening your stupid pie hole! Stupid people should NOT be allowed to breed! But then again, Perez would go out of business with a quickness if that happened!
#55, Yeah whatever Fudgepacker, feces eater!!
the irony is there are tons of young gay guys in previous pictures who would totally jump him…
Heteros are so GROSS!!! They are obsessed with the human PEE HOLE! DISGUSTING! I mean–WASTE comes out of that!!! GROSS! They stick it in their mouths too!!! THEY ARE SO FILTHY!!!
Geez, what idiots are on here. Goodbye forever.
the guy was showing off his bode and every drunk guy was probably coming on to him…
#58 Life giving semen comes out of that just the way nature planned it. What comes out of the asshole besides shit, you shithead, or should I say shitmouth!
Re: Emily – wow now we all can sleep better, idiot
Oh lord, he was triple the age of the average person there. The Crib is 18 and up!
This guy is such a coked-up train wreck.
Andy loves cock
Like that is so not you in 2 years !
Sounds like someone was never givne a chance to get crabs.
Why not come out and tell the truth.. your really Heto and seeing that Beth chick !
Andy has more STDs than Avril has ticket buyers!
thats hella funny. i know the 2 guys in the pic at the top. i work with both of them thats funny.
THE FACT THIS DUDE IS GAY IS HARDLY A SHOCKER. WE ALL COULD TELL AT THE FIRST SITE OF HIM (NOT TO MENTION THE CLEARLY GAY VOICE)
I can't figure out what is worse…Andy slobbering all over that young kid or that kid letting Andy do it. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
he'll sooooooooooooo regret the way he's living his life when he's in HELL
seriously that guy is gross.
Is it true that the producers of
"Flavor O' Love" are creating a new TV
dating show for Andy called
"The Flavor Of Dick"?
Andy Dick is the new face of Scientology.
Andy Dick is the new face of Scientology.
I wouldn't give that Little WIMP Andy Dick the time of day.
He's about as Big of Loser, as you can get in Hollywood.
What did he ever become " infamous " for ??????
Look up Loser in the Dictionary, & it shows His picture !!!!
I wouldn't go see him, if he was in my Backyard…..
LOSER……………
Ewww, old fag, get a dildo!!!… the bish with the blue shirt looks hot.
I don't quite understand the problem?
Are you saying older gay men can't try to pull?
Some of the comments are bizarre to me to.
Andys dick raped me. not enuff
UGH! Andy Dick is such a skank queen. Poor kid he was slobbering on must have been too smashed to get away in a hurry.
If its a gay twink bar, why are there chicks there and why is the lighting so good. dosent seem right
This is NOT recent… he was at the cribs MONTHS ago not this week, it's a thursday night party and I was there, but since it was thanksgiving it was dead… mr. dick wasn't there at all, c'mon perez!
This is NOT recent… he was at the cribs MONTHS ago not this week, it's a thursday night party and I was there, but since it was thanksgiving it was dead… mr. dick wasn't there at all, c'mon perez!
And i wanna say : WHO DONT LIKE IT IS BECOUSE ARE JELOUSSYYYYY!!!!!
You know what perez.. I ain't never liked Ms.Andy Dick either…ugh!
Dash some hot water on that biiitch..
Knew it.
As he's cast other out-queer actor/singer Anthony Rapp in two of his films recently, Andy had to be a dicksmoker too
the crib is an 18 an up club, first of all, secondly having been the the crib a few times, that guy was probably totally asking for it! honestly the crib is where all the horny teenagers go in SF, Mr. Dick probably knew this before hand as well!
And this is the reason why I will never attend Club Faith, i mean, The Crib ever again! Why go and pay cover when I can get eye molested at Folsom Gultch just a few block away? Gwril's on a budget!
0MG thats my local club… hahah funny… and gross…
Andy Dick is a Scientologist.
I could care less what andy dick's quasi sexual preference is. He is just a talentless psycho freak anyway you put it. I'm surprised he's not dead yet. He's definately on a road to nowhere and on the highway to hell!
I guess negative attention is still attention, right Andy? He'll do anything to keep his ugly mug in the spotlight.
***andy dick is a raging homo. this guy has numerously hit on male friends of mine..so much so that in a coked out state he manage to try to ejaculate one of them in a bathroom stall in an LA club.
I've been to the crib… its total shit. why would he go there???