On The Hunt For Dick

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Andy Dick loves chicken!

The fagulous actor macks on some young, unimpressed homo at San Francisco twink bar The Crib.

Poor kid. He must have crabs now!

[Thanks Robbie Rob.]

    Posted: Nov 24, 2007 at 1:01 pm / Email this  »

    91 comments to “On The Hunt For Dick”

    1. Emily says – reply to this


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      FINALLY FIRST?!?! THANKS FOR FINALLY UPDATING

    2. dick says – reply to this


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      So

    3. Luis says – reply to this


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      First!!!

      Oh, Andy… c'mon!!!!

    4. Amy says – reply to this


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      first!

    5. doggie balls says – reply to this


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      ship every fucking homo to Africa where they can fuck monkeys

    6. lindac says – reply to this


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      I feel sorry for him!

    7. oscar says – reply to this


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      FIRST THAT GUY NEEDS JESUS

    8. Venezula says – reply to this


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      First

    9. t says – reply to this


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      yuck

    10. JohnnyHilt says – reply to this


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      1st…….and sick!!!!!!

    11. whoddiehoe says – reply to this


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      nice….

    12. alfonsojose says – reply to this


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      Perez will be in the same position at that age

    13. lucina says – reply to this


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      bald guy looks like stanford from sex & the ciy

    14. Claire says – reply to this


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      They're not kissing!
      The shirtless guy is talking to the laughing guy next to him…

    15. GayGuido says – reply to this


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      Dirt Bag using his "celeb" status to win those twinks..
      Sad situation….

    16. Shanequa says – reply to this


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      Re: doggie balls – you are really DUMB … why do u have to insult us gays? not all of us are perverts nor behave like Andina Dick

    17. zomg says – reply to this


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      Andy Dick is gay? How did not see this one coming ;_; Suddenly I feel the gay community is cheapened.

    18. kylr says – reply to this


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      HAHHH

      ITS NOT LIKE UR GETTING ANY PEREZ

      UR A FUCKING FAT ASS QUEEF

      atleast andy dick is funny and skinny

      ur a fat fuck and ur not even funny

    19. jillian says – reply to this


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      all i can say is ew. what a creeper

    20. Mariah's Boob says – reply to this


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      I would so kick his notes if he would come that close to me. Celeb or not.

    21. bingo bango says – reply to this


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      YUCK TO EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS!

    22. Steve says – reply to this


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      The big guy looks like Boy George, maybe the are trying to get him for a 3some session with chains and everything!

    23. ds2467 says – reply to this


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      perez, you know you want someone slimer, prettier and younger than you. so shut up.

    24. ds2467 says – reply to this


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      perez, you know you want someone slimmer, prettier and younger than you. so shut up.

    25. yum yum fish says – reply to this


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      jealous much?

    26. LC says – reply to this


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      EWWWWW ANDY DICK IS DISGUSTING! WITH HIS UGLY PINK PENIS..YUCK!!!!!

    27. Donnie Osmond says – reply to this


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      Being gay is like being Mormon. It's like a dirty little secret you keep to yourself until someone finds out and they force you to come out of the closet.
      To be gay AND Mormon–now THAT'S a trip! The church disowns you cuz you're gay. The gays disown you cuz you're Mormon. And then you have no friends.

    28. Lars says – reply to this


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      Re: doggie balls

      people like you are the reason America is falling apart. I hope you die in a car fire.

    29. qjersey says – reply to this


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      That mess must have saved every dime he's made.
      Bitch never seems to work…but is always around

    30. ChrisJ says – reply to this


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      Ickkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!

    31. jan says – reply to this


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      This guy is a real low life.

    32. Honeybunny says – reply to this


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      Re: Lars – LMAO, yes it's the people who oppose the gays that are ruining America; not gay men who have unprotected sex with unknown men in public, men who want to become women and get sex changes or dress like them and leave their wife and kids to put their trunk in the dirty, faecal harmful bacteria-ridden slot and couples growing up with two dads and two moms.

      Yes, it's the people who oppose those things that are ruining America.

    33. Honeybunny says – reply to this


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      *children growing up with two moms or dads.

    34. GENE GENIE says – reply to this


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      well i dunno why you call him a dick, other than the humour..but
      he is single so who cares….

      that guy in the photo doesnt look so young…

      and it looks more like a set up for his mates to take his pic than
      anything else.

      so sad that you attack him.

      Andy Dick is not even funny, does he even have a job?

      who cares what he does in his private life, what happens in Perezs Private Gay Life…

      the attacks on him seem very gayhating…lots of gays luv to hate on other gays.

      guess the straight world has taught us this

    35. Sam says – reply to this


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      HE'S SO VILE!!!

    36. CB says – reply to this


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      what a media whore! look at him looking right at the camera…mental thought line "please leak this to perezhilton.com" i love this shit!!!

    37. Lady of the Lake says – reply to this


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      Honeybunny-You've been sucking doggie balls again! The herpes, syphilis, gonorrhea, chlamydia and bacterial vaginosis has gone directly from your cunt to your head. Stop spreading your lies, hatred and legs, you're poisoning America!

    38. thecrib? says – reply to this


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      omg, the crib (18+)? of all places? so not all that and not impressed. oh how our "celebrities" have fallen. pshh.

    39. SF Rocks says – reply to this


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      I live in SF. The Crib rocks.

    40. marijuanahead says – reply to this


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      i know for certain that andy is good in bed. he's topped me several times and he can get me to ejaculate without touching my penis. just that warm delicate strokes of his mantool against my prostate gland.

    41. MALIBU STACEY says – reply to this


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      GAYS ARE JUST SO VILE AND FOUL AND IN LOVE WITH THE HUMAN SHITHOLE IT'S AWFUL!!!!

    42. Sasha says – reply to this


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      Robbie Rob is Hella Gay the Crib is Hella Gay get over your self b/c you will never get on my level BRING BREATHLESS BACK HOe…. The Crib Was Better When Breathless was there now some nigga Robbie thinks hes all mighty fucking loser you aint shit!!!!!! HaHaHaHa

    43. I says – reply to this


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      the crib sucks balls, and the kid probably already had craps to begin with because everyone who goes to the crib is diseased

    44. Larry Craig says – reply to this


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      Why do queers constantly have to be so nasty and degenerate. Why can't they be discreet like me.

    45. Donnie Osmond says – reply to this


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      u would be degenerate and nasty too if your whole life revolved around the male anus!! that is their holy grail, where normal folks expel shit from the body and want to distance themselves from. But queers flock to the place of feces like a fly to shit. abnormal abnormal abnormal, and i don't give a shit what the psychiatrist say. This shit is abnormal!

    46. Alex says – reply to this


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      Re: Sasha – I loved when Breathless was there!

    47. AlwaysHave says – reply to this


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      Andy Dick
      is ugly on a stick
      his yucky little chin
      his stupid mousy grin
      his stumbling drunken feet
      his peein' in the street
      his childhood musta sucked
      for him to be so fucked
      he sho nuff makes me sick
      I hates that Andy Dick

    48. makicabrera10 says – reply to this


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      what the hell has this guy ever done?

    49. MOIS FROM DA TOWN says – reply to this


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      LA CUNA (THE CRIB) IS DA PLACE 2 B ON THURS NITE!!! WHERE ANYTHANG GO'S AND WHERE U COULD SHACK UR KUNGA'S!!!!

    50. MOIS FROM DA TOWN says – reply to this


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      LA CUNA (THE CRIB) IS DA PLACE 2 B ON THURS NITE!!! WHERE ANYTHANG GO'S AND WHERE U COULD SHACK UR KUNGA'S!!!!

    51. MOIS FROM DA TOWN says – reply to this


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      LA CUNA (THE CRIB) IS DA PLACE 2 B ON THURS NITE!!! WHERE ANYTHANG GO'S AND WHERE U COULD SHACK UR KUNGA'S!!!!

    52. grace says – reply to this


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    53. MGS says – reply to this


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      Wow, some really stupid people in here. It's like the bottom of the gene pool. How do you fools even know how to turn the computer on? Straight people have butt sex too, so what up with that? Lesbians are gay and aren't "obsessed with the shit hole". Also, there are just as many perverted straight people, go after them for a change! Not every gay man even has anal sex, but then you would know that if you A) Had half a brain cell or B) did any research before opening your stupid pie hole! Stupid people should NOT be allowed to breed! But then again, Perez would go out of business with a quickness if that happened!

    54. Hee Haw says – reply to this


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      #55, Yeah whatever Fudgepacker, feces eater!!

    55. alan brickman says – reply to this


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      the irony is there are tons of young gay guys in previous pictures who would totally jump him…

    56. jake says – reply to this


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      Heteros are so GROSS!!! They are obsessed with the human PEE HOLE! DISGUSTING! I mean–WASTE comes out of that!!! GROSS! They stick it in their mouths too!!! THEY ARE SO FILTHY!!!

      Geez, what idiots are on here. Goodbye forever.

    57. alan brickman says – reply to this


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      the guy was showing off his bode and every drunk guy was probably coming on to him…

    58. Cliff says – reply to this


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      #58 Life giving semen comes out of that just the way nature planned it. What comes out of the asshole besides shit, you shithead, or should I say shitmouth!

    59. Dina O says – reply to this


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      Re: Emily – wow now we all can sleep better, idiot

    60. jeffsf says – reply to this


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      Oh lord, he was triple the age of the average person there. The Crib is 18 and up!

    61. Train wreck says – reply to this


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      This guy is such a coked-up train wreck.

    62. JJ says – reply to this


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      Andy loves cock

    63. Hello Kitty says – reply to this


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      Like that is so not you in 2 years !

      Sounds like someone was never givne a chance to get crabs.

      Why not come out and tell the truth.. your really Heto and seeing that Beth chick !

    64. meltz911 says – reply to this


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      Andy has more STDs than Avril has ticket buyers!

    65. Geoff says – reply to this


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      thats hella funny. i know the 2 guys in the pic at the top. i work with both of them thats funny.

    66. WeAllKnewHeWasGay says – reply to this


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      THE FACT THIS DUDE IS GAY IS HARDLY A SHOCKER. WE ALL COULD TELL AT THE FIRST SITE OF HIM (NOT TO MENTION THE CLEARLY GAY VOICE)

    67. Lin says – reply to this


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      I can't figure out what is worse…Andy slobbering all over that young kid or that kid letting Andy do it. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

    68. christian in training says – reply to this


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      he'll sooooooooooooo regret the way he's living his life when he's in HELL

    69. arkitkt says – reply to this


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      seriously that guy is gross.

    70. Rash Manly says – reply to this


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      Is it true that the producers of
      "Flavor O' Love" are creating a new TV
      dating show for Andy called
      "
      The Flavor Of Dick"?

    71. Furball says – reply to this


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      Andy Dick is the new face of Scientology.

    72. Furball says – reply to this


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      Andy Dick is the new face of Scientology.

    73. Kawika says – reply to this


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      I wouldn't give that Little WIMP Andy Dick the time of day.
      He's about as Big of Loser, as you can get in Hollywood.
      What did he ever become " infamous " for ??????
      Look up Loser in the Dictionary, & it shows His picture !!!!
      I wouldn't go see him, if he was in my Backyard…..
      LOSER……………

    74. InPerezitoIBelieve says – reply to this


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      Ewww, old fag, get a dildo!!!… the bish with the blue shirt looks hot.

    75. azz0r says – reply to this


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      I don't quite understand the problem?

      Are you saying older gay men can't try to pull?

      Some of the comments are bizarre to me to.

    76. korndawg73@yahoo.coma says – reply to this


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      Andys dick raped me. not enuff

    77. hairy cat daddy says – reply to this


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      UGH! Andy Dick is such a skank queen. Poor kid he was slobbering on must have been too smashed to get away in a hurry.

    78. Zack says – reply to this


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      If its a gay twink bar, why are there chicks there and why is the lighting so good. dosent seem right

    79. chris says – reply to this


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      This is NOT recent… he was at the cribs MONTHS ago not this week, it's a thursday night party and I was there, but since it was thanksgiving it was dead… mr. dick wasn't there at all, c'mon perez!

    80. chris says – reply to this


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      This is NOT recent… he was at the cribs MONTHS ago not this week, it's a thursday night party and I was there, but since it was thanksgiving it was dead… mr. dick wasn't there at all, c'mon perez!

    81. peter says – reply to this


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      And i wanna say : WHO DONT LIKE IT IS BECOUSE ARE JELOUSSYYYYY!!!!!

    82. blu_les says – reply to this


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      You know what perez.. I ain't never liked Ms.Andy Dick either…ugh!

      Dash some hot water on that biiitch..

    83. SFStud says – reply to this


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      Knew it.
      As he's cast other out-queer actor/singer Anthony Rapp in two of his films recently, Andy had to be a dicksmoker too ;)

    84. David says – reply to this


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      the crib is an 18 an up club, first of all, secondly having been the the crib a few times, that guy was probably totally asking for it! honestly the crib is where all the horny teenagers go in SF, Mr. Dick probably knew this before hand as well!

    85. Ms. Anita Bumpdaily says – reply to this


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      And this is the reason why I will never attend Club Faith, i mean, The Crib ever again! Why go and pay cover when I can get eye molested at Folsom Gultch just a few block away? Gwril's on a budget!

    86. sfr0b says – reply to this


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      0MG thats my local club… hahah funny… and gross…

    87. Stacey says – reply to this


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      Andy Dick is a Scientologist.

    88. SAD says – reply to this


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      I could care less what andy dick's quasi sexual preference is. He is just a talentless psycho freak anyway you put it. I'm surprised he's not dead yet. He's definately on a road to nowhere and on the highway to hell!

    89. Abbychuela says – reply to this


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      I guess negative attention is still attention, right Andy? He'll do anything to keep his ugly mug in the spotlight.

    90. chanel says – reply to this


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      ***andy dick is a raging homo. this guy has numerously hit on male friends of mine..so much so that in a coked out state he manage to try to ejaculate one of them in a bathroom stall in an LA club.

    91. shayleeeee says – reply to this


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      I've been to the crib… its total shit. why would he go there???