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1. kristina says – reply to this
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   FIRST

2. Jessica says – reply to this
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   ew!!! first!

3. kristina says – reply to this
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   OH YEAH, and this was AMAZING

4. fo sho says – reply to this
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   hola perezito

5. Ron Mexico says – reply to this
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   HOLLLYWOOOD DAILY NEWS: ASSOCIATED PRESS

   SPEARS NEW BOYFRIEND TO SEEK PSYCHIATRIC AND STD CARE IN BOSTON AREA CLINIC

   Mr. Marchand is taking his new herpes and HPV infection to a clinic in Boston for treatment. Additionally, he will be seeking psychiatric help to deal with the turmoil of being courted by Ms. Shitney Spears.

   A source close to the situation says that during their brief "relationship" Shitney requested that Marchand do things so bizarre and odd that he needs help dealing with the trauma. On the list of antics purported to be desired by Ms Spears was: Taking a dump on her chest. Letting her urinate on Mr. Marchand. Having friends video their encounters. Asking Mr. Marchand to allow "Jeff" to perform 69 on Mr. Marchand, and thus use his gooch-scratcher for it's intended purpose. And, most bizarre, holding Ms. Spears dog between her legs so that it could lick Peanut Butter from her vaginal area.

6. Amanda says – reply to this
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   I love kermit : )
   (1st)

7. michael says – reply to this
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   FIRST!

8. amaranta says – reply to this
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   first

9. me says – reply to this
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   probably not first lol

10. FIRST! says – reply to this
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    FIRST!!!!! that was cute

11. sara says – reply to this
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    ,m,lk;l

12. Amanda says – reply to this
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    first

13. PEREZLOVER says – reply to this
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    mmmmm love it

14. Dave Montgomery says – reply to this
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    GREAT!

15. kermit says – reply to this
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    I must appoligise for my jism first!

16. mf says – reply to this
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    YES!!!!!!!!!!! Let's see if he can get Miss Piggy to play some scat games…

17. Jerk says – reply to this
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    Ha!

18. ads says – reply to this
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    first?

19. JIM FINCH says – reply to this
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    FIRST

20. kermit says – reply to this
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    I must appologise for my jism… it was a video of miss piggy

21. supermankryptonite4 says – reply to this
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    WTF

22. Amanda says – reply to this
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    I love kermit
    (1st)

23. first says – reply to this
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    first?? yay lala

24. sdkghjsdgj says – reply to this
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    first?

25. the first one!! says – reply to this
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    First!! Kermie rocks ; 0

26. Evita says – reply to this
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    HAHA. First?

27. kdogg yo says – reply to this
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    hi hi hi hih hih hihihihihihihihih

28. Lady333 says – reply to this
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    Cute - Kermit gets he groove on …

29. ☆CoolPapa☆ says – reply to this
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    PLEASE stop the cocaine Perez!! You're going down the Briney path!!

30. ☆CoolPapa☆ says – reply to this
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    PLEASE stop the cocaine Perez!! You're going down the Britney path!!

31. cha says – reply to this
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    not hilarious

32. alex says – reply to this
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    FIRST!!

33. alaimo says – reply to this
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    Yeah, marvelous. And Perez, you're now so large that you refer to yourself as "we've seen"?

34. bigd says – reply to this
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    okay

35. nat says – reply to this
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    this is wrong!

36. Elle says – reply to this
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    That's fuckin stupid.. and disgusting

37. last says – reply to this
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    First!!

38. ruby says – reply to this
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    FIRST!

39. ha says – reply to this
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    lol

40. Daho says – reply to this
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    I am never first……..

41. samantha says – reply to this
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    first!!

42. heather says – reply to this
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    first? probably not

43. katie says – reply to this
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    first

44. Chunky Lover_13 says – reply to this
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    L0L HA HA HA HA HA HA

45. caroline says – reply to this
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    54th? thats pretty sick. why do you keep bringing back the twocup?

46. iwa says – reply to this
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    now thats disgusting, i mean…where is the point?

47. bbc says – reply to this
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    I dont get it?????

48. Pansy Red Boots says – reply to this
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    That was THE best thing I've ever seen.

49. Maple says – reply to this
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    Ummmm, I think a little part of my childhood just died! LOL!

50. amanda says – reply to this
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    Re: alaimo – no, by saying "we" he means "we here at perezhilton.com" so i know he has like 3 employees, but still, as a collective, they have decided that this is the best video. he ALWAYS uses "we". you're dumb.

51. Devon J says – reply to this
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    That was hilarious!!!!. LMAO

52. bbc says – reply to this
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    Still dont get it????

53. danielle says – reply to this
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    hilariousss, i was laughing out loud!

54. AliTron says – reply to this
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    that was so awesome, haha

55. AliRocksUrMissedMatchedSocks says – reply to this
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    lmao.

56. sweet_mischievous_angel says – reply to this
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    Man, nothing is sacred anymore! LOL

57. Mis Piggy says – reply to this
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    This is wrong - just wrong

58. Lora says – reply to this
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    Lmfao. That was dumb, but funny.

59. elle says – reply to this
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    This is funny and sad at the same time.

60. n says – reply to this
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    I know the guy that made this video

61. Kermit you're grounded for a month says – reply to this
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    That's funny.

62. Steph says – reply to this
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    Re: Ron Mexico – This wouldn't be the Ron Mexico in Allen would it?? Txngrl75

63. Rachel M says – reply to this
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    Re: Ron Mexico – Where did you hear this?!

    thats fing gross!

64. Carla says – reply to this
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    Oh man, that was dirty!

65. Jessica says – reply to this
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    HAHA wow….I never thought I would hear Kermit talking dirty. Nice.

66. AgentGiggles. says – reply to this
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    Oh Kermie! Who would have guessed?

67. Eeps says – reply to this
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    BWAHAHA… ahem… no, seriously… that was wrong.

68. makicabrera10 says – reply to this
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    WTF!!! (killed my inner child……)

69. Ay says – reply to this
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    That is just wrong!!!!

70. Cougar of the South says – reply to this
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    The was HILARIOUS. I wonder what Miss Piggy would do?

71. Michelle says – reply to this
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    Friggin Hilarious!

72. stalin says – reply to this
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    Re: amanda – you just wanted to use the word "collective." you're dumb.

73. Shireen says – reply to this
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    OMG PEREZ YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

    My friends and I have been watching the reaction videos all week so they are gonna fucking flip when they see this.

74. BRITNEY BITES says – reply to this
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    PEREZ!!!! PLEASE QUIT PUTTING STUFF UP THAT HAS TO DO WITH THAT VIDEO!!!!!!! IT MAKES ME SICK EVERY TIME I THINK ABOUT IT!!!!

75. jenn k. says – reply to this
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    that was just awful…..I love Kermit and that was just awful

76. Bharat says – reply to this
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    CLASSIC!!

77. haha says – reply to this
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    haha

78. Shhh says – reply to this
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    awesomeness

79. yo mama says – reply to this
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    Re: Ron Mexico –
    'Ron Mexico,' your slanderous accusations are not even funny. I will not even address the depravity of your imagination. Worse yet is that you purport that said accusations have been quasi-validated through the press. (Yes, it is obvious to the educated reader that they are not authentic. Unfortunately, all readers of PerezHilton.com are not as well-schooled.) Perhaps you could remain germain by entirely abstaining from contibuting to future discourses?

80. sarah says – reply to this
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    Re: amanda –

    Actually, I do not think he means "we" as a collective term. He refers to himself as the "Queen of all Media". Kings and Queens always refer to themselves as "we".

81. Shelley says – reply to this
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    Now thats frickin HILARIOUS!!!

82. goosedreams says – reply to this
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    oh what a great idea. Very funny video

83. NENITALUZ says – reply to this
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    ok vi a la rana rene masturbandose….y luego? como se supone que me tengo que reir o no le entendi o que onda?
    alguien por favor expliqueme por que no le encuentro chiste al video

84. tyler says – reply to this
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    hahahahaha

85. Fugs and Jugs says – reply to this
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    Now I understand a frogs attraction to a pig.

86. armond says – reply to this
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    WHERE can i see this video two girls and a cup?

87. CeeCee says – reply to this
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    I'm not comfortable with Kermit saying the F-word!!

88. david says – reply to this
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    Adam Ray is so fuckin hot. I would eat his hole anytime.

89. erik says – reply to this
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    ohhh man.. i could not watch that!!! ohhh ewwww…. i think im gonna puke and have nightmares. dont watch that video. its not worth it.