Not So Blind Item

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What aging rocker that recently completed a stint in rehab has fallen off the wagon while on tour???? Drinking alone in the van is no fun!

Posted: Nov 25, 2007 at 3:55 pm / Email this »

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timm says – reply to this

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Who cares! FIRST!
Jessi D. says – reply to this

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Ummm, I wonder?
Jessi D. says – reply to this

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Ummm, I wonder?
Marissa says – reply to this

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Who could it be..
k8thegr8 says – reply to this

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1
dajfadfs says – reply to this

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first!
jessica says – reply to this

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who?!
javier says – reply to this

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avril laVIGNE !!
LOL
paul says – reply to this

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eddie van halen
me says – reply to this

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Richie Sambora?
Bojebo says – reply to this

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Richie Sambora
jpee says – reply to this

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Is it Bob Saget
Yeah! says – reply to this

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I'm so first!
jj says – reply to this

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richie samboia (sp?) from bon jovi
Amanda says – reply to this

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?
Lounge says – reply to this

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Sambora
jd says – reply to this

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1
Anne says – reply to this

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Eddie Van Halen? Or Richie Sambora?
pickywickydotcom says – reply to this

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Is it Britney Spears? She is aging quite quickly.
redsonja1313 says – reply to this

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trying for 1st…guessing Ricjie sambora
TimothyA says – reply to this

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FIRST BITCHES! lova ya!
Mikki says – reply to this

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First?! Who is it though there are so many!
NENITALUZ says – reply to this

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firrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrssssssssssssssssst!

is it pete??
jinxycat says – reply to this

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one-foot-in-the-grave keith rishards?
jily says – reply to this

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who?????
dudette says – reply to this

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richie sambora???
jily says – reply to this

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who?????
kariann says – reply to this

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1st?
Richie Sambora
lala says – reply to this

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first!
Jen says – reply to this

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It's Eddie isn't it????
dare says – reply to this

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eddie van halen
lll says – reply to this

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Fidel Castro?
YEA!!! says – reply to this

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no joke i am first
Jen says – reply to this

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EVH??
perezlover says – reply to this

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YOUR MOM
yo* says – reply to this

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FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!! IDK? WHO??????
lollllll says – reply to this

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lolllllllllf irst!
jamaican lady says – reply to this

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first(i think)
ASH says – reply to this

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hmm… I wonder who it is??? haha
big mama says – reply to this

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Bon jovi dude???
z says – reply to this

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oh yea.
stacey says – reply to this

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Van Halen.
JEZABEL says – reply to this

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RICHIE SAMBORA?
19TH!!!!!
redsonja1313 says – reply to this

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trying for 1st…guessing Richie sambora
jeni says – reply to this

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i wonder could it be denise richards old flame..whats his name..IM FIRST YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!
Nikki says – reply to this

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Richie Sambora. After that SNL thing, surely hes the one.
abc says – reply to this

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Richie Sambora??????????
Beathney says – reply to this

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I do believe that it is Van Halen…
Ryan says – reply to this

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A lot of them.
*WTF* says – reply to this

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FIRST WOOT WOOT
AND IDK
Perez do tell… WHO
busybeeblogger says – reply to this

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richie sambora?
Ceeb says – reply to this

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Richie Sambora
El mastuerso says – reply to this

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Van Halen who is touring with his 16 yr old son. Way to go introducing him to the "rock lifestyle". They probably discuss which groupie is better over breakfast.
Jen says – reply to this

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KEY WORD ——-VAN———IT'S EDDIE VAN HALEN!!!!! Duh!!
Sara says – reply to this

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Richie! First?
EDDIE VAN HALEN says – reply to this

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EVD FTW
meee says – reply to this

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richie sambora!!!!!!!
Lisa says – reply to this

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Well tell us then!
skank says – reply to this

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??
ok says – reply to this

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urban
joe says – reply to this

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courtney love?
Jacquie says – reply to this

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Richie Sambora?
tiffany says – reply to this

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RICH RICH RICHIE…..
Ummm says – reply to this

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Richie BangsWhore-a? Did Bon Jovi tour recently?? I hate these questions cause I'm never right.
kissy says – reply to this

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it's eddie VAN halen 'tards!!!
Hemza 3000 says – reply to this

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I don't know but that's pretty sad…
someone says – reply to this

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Richie Sambora?
69 says – reply to this

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69 baby
AustinRN says – reply to this

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uh.. 75th? Richie Sambora
MissMottin says – reply to this

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RICHIE SAMBORA…..
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OR
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C. C. DEVILLE
AustinRN says – reply to this

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uh… 75th? I got it, I got it! Richie Sambora
lk says – reply to this

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sambora
Solaera says – reply to this

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The clue is in the text. Drinking alone in the van… Its Eddie Van Halen
nycgirl4ever says – reply to this

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Please be Richie Sambora and not Eddie Van Halen…come on Ed! You've got to make it to the Vegas show! I've got tickets!
DShelt says – reply to this

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Richie Sambora is not that old… think older… like Steven Tyler
MissMottin says – reply to this

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Re: MissMottin –
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NEVER THOUGHT OF EDDIE VAN HALEN.
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THAT'S CERTAINLY POSSIBLE.
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BUT, TO MY KNOWLEDGE, VAN HALEN AREN'T TOURING.
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denise richards says – reply to this

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van??? eddie van halen

richie i don't think so…
PEREZ IS A HACK says – reply to this

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Re: MissMottin –

you're fucking retarded, Van Halen are in the midst of a giant tour right now. IT'S OBVIOUSLY EDDIE VAN HALEN YOU FUCKING MORONS.
HarryHollis says – reply to this

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Ron Wood
saafawg says – reply to this

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pete doherty
PEREZ IS A HACK says – reply to this

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I MEAN HONESTLY PEOPLE, HOW STUPID ARE YOU? BON JOVI IS NOT ON TOUR RIGHT NOW, VAN HALEN IS. IT'S EDDIE VAN HALEN 100%. I MEAN I'M NOT SURPRISED THAT THE MAJORITY OF PEREZ HILTON READERS ARE A FEW CARDS SHY OF A FULL DECK, BUT GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK WITH THIS RICHIE SAMBORA BULLSHIT. WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A FEW SECONDS TO SEE WHETHER OR NOT THEY ARE ON TOUR BEFORE YOU MAKE YOURSELF LOOK LIKE A ONE LEGGED BLIND RETARD.
Haily says – reply to this

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AMY WINEHOUSE
jeannie says – reply to this

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VAN HALEN, obviously. "drinking alone in the VAN is no fun" is a not-so-blind hint.
slizzle says – reply to this

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Re: PEREZ IS A HACK – damn why are you so angry?? Maybe you need to go to rehab for anger management
Gotta be... says – reply to this

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Richie Sambora
Sup Fuckface? says – reply to this

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I imagine the dickhead that wrote this (#83 post) is a bitter Van Halen fan who wasn't able to score tickets to the show??? Anger-management much? Suck it.

#83 - PEREZ IS A HACK says – reply to this

I MEAN HONESTLY PEOPLE, HOW STUPID ARE YOU? BON JOVI IS NOT ON TOUR RIGHT NOW, VAN HALEN IS. IT’S EDDIE VAN HALEN 100%. I MEAN I’M NOT SURPRISED THAT THE MAJORITY OF PEREZ HILTON READERS ARE A FEW CARDS SHY OF A FULL DECK, BUT GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK WITH THIS RICHIE SAMBORA BULLSHIT. WHY DON’T YOU TAKE A FEW SECONDS TO SEE WHETHER OR NOT THEY ARE ON TOUR BEFORE YOU MAKE YOURSELF LOOK LIKE A ONE LEGGED BLIND RETARD.
Jackie says – reply to this

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it's Eddie Van Halen……."drinking alone in the van"
Eat crow dumbass says – reply to this

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Dear idiot at post #83…

Bon Jovi - touring

November 14-15th - Montreal, Quebec
November 17th - Ottowa, Ontario
November 19th - London, Ontario

Entire month of December - Canada tour
January - Japan
Then in the US…

Put that in your pipe and smoke it you misinformed prick.
Veronica says – reply to this

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def. Richie Sambora!
PEREZ IS A HACK says – reply to this

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Re: Eat crow dumbass –

"DRINKING IN THE VAN IS NO FUN"

HOW OBTUSE ARE YOU DICKLESS? DO YOU NEED HIM TO SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU SINCE YOU DIDN'T GRADUATE THE 8TH GRADE YOU MONGOLOID PIECE OF SHIT? I'M PRETTY SURE RICHIE SAMBORA HAS NEVER BEEN ON THE WAGON, HE'S JUST A DERILICT DRUG ADDICT AND A SHITTY MUSICIAN TO BOOT. AND FOR THE RECORD, VAN HALEN AND BON JOVI ARE BOTH SHITTY 80s BANDS THAT I WOULD NEVER BE CAUGHT DEAD PAYING MONEY TO SEE LIVE. GO BITE A 9MM YOU WASTE OF LIFE.
LISA says – reply to this

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MARK HOPPUS!!!
Oli says – reply to this

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Pete Doperty anyone?
Talk about misinformed! says – reply to this

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Re: PEREZ IS A HACK – Yeah, ummm, right. Van Halen is such a shitty band that they were inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame this year. You probably listen to the crap that Perez pushes and pay big bucks to download. Oh, that's right, you don't have any money–LOSER!
Kari says – reply to this

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Mark Hoppus anyone? hes lookin old wrinkly and washed up these days!!!!!
Ellena says – reply to this

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Eddie Van Halen.

"Drinking alone in the VAN is no fun". Eddie VAN Halen from the band VAN Halen.
midevil says – reply to this

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I enjoy reading comments here. It's hilarious watching readers give Perez copy editing tips as other readers give out literacy lessons to the readers who are at the low-end of grade school comprehension levels. Nice to see that literacy matters even in spaces like these.
PEREZ IS A HACK says – reply to this

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Re: Talk about misinformed! –

WOW, THE ROCK & ROLL HALL OF FAME! DAMN, THAT MEANS THAT THEY ARE LIKE TOTALLY AWESOME! I'M SORRY, I HAVE DECENT TASTE. YOU WANT TO KNOW MY TOP 5 ALL TIME BANDS? THE BEATLES, THE WHO, RADIOHEAD, PINK FLOYD, & THE VELVET UNDERGROUND. I THINK YOU'LL BE HARD PRESSED TRYING TO EXPLAIN WHY VAN HALEN IS BETTER THAN THOSE BANDS YOU FUCKING PHILISTINE.
Holly says – reply to this

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Definitely Eddie VH. I would say he fell off sometime between the kickoff of the tour and the Halloween concert in Kansas City. Then it had just started…later reviews are getting worse and worse.
makicabrera10 says – reply to this

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Paris Hilton?
Christina says – reply to this

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Richie Sambora