We're Coming Home!

Very exciting news, South Florida!!!!

Miami's own and your Perezcious P-Nasty is going to be hosting Y100's Jingle Ball, Saturday, December 15th at the Bank Atlantic Center in Sunrise.

Yes, we're hosting the whole show and we are beyond thrilled.

Some of our favoritest peeps are going to be performing, like Timbaland, Good Charlotte, Natasha Bedingfield, Ashley Tisdale, One Republic, Plain White Ts, Sean Kingston, Elliot Yamin and more.

We haven't been in the SoFlo in such a long time and it's totally awesome to be going home for such a special occasion.

Click here to buy your tickets today.

See y'all soon!

P.S. Perez will also be joining Elvis Duran and all of our friends at Z100 for the Z100 Jingle Ball in NYC on December 14th.

Yay!!!

Posted: Nov 25, 2007 at 10:58 pm / Email this »

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72 comments to “We're Coming Home!”

Adam says – reply to this

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The Saskatchewan Rough Riders are Grey Cup Champions
blah says – reply to this

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blad
j says – reply to this

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first
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1st
chris says – reply to this

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zac is hot
NArd Butt says – reply to this

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Perez sucks dick on the weekends for money.

Frist.
v says – reply to this

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first bitches and i'll be there.
anonymout says – reply to this

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Uh… you hate Sean Kingston… remember all your posts about how much he annoyed you? So how is he one of your favorites?
bird333 says – reply to this

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first
nicole says – reply to this

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first
Barry says – reply to this

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First Bitch
TORI says – reply to this

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OH GREAT! YOUR FAT ASS IS HOSTING ANOTHER CRAPPY D-LIST THING. JUST WHAT WE NEED ANOTHER WHALE IN FLORIDA!
ALF says – reply to this

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I think it's funny how so many people make a big deal out of bein the first one to post on here and then all they do is hate on u…
if u hate perez, wtf r u doin on his website?!
N e ways, have fun hosting, Perez! Say hi to One Republic for me! I luv them!
David says – reply to this

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Don't you always talk about how much you don't like good charlotte?
didi says – reply to this

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lol im 11th
mtg says – reply to this

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Look at that wonderful line-up of d-listers! Nobody with any real talent.
mtg says – reply to this

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Sean Kingston opened for Gwen Stefani last month. It was, by far, the worst performance I've ever seen. He could barely walk around the stage without huffing and puffing. He truly needs to diet. Also, his voice sucks live, not that it doesn't suck on the radio… which it does. He's disgusting.
Tom P says – reply to this

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People actually hire you? I'd rather watch paint dry.
Krispy Kreme says – reply to this

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Sean Kingston, Perez and Timbaland will all be found backstage eating Krispy Kremes. That's just too much fatty for one show. They should have an ambulance ready because one of you is bound to have a heart attack.
I feel for you, Florida! says – reply to this

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I feel sorry that Florida has to endure this pain. The gayness that is Perez shouldn't be subjected to anyone. There's "classy gay" and "trashy gay". Perez is trashy, fatty and gross. Considering he's bashed most of the performers, perhaps he won't make it out of the arena without getting his ass kicked!
NEVER FORGET! says – reply to this

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Hey, hey, hey ,hey
Ohhh…

Won't you come see about me?
I'll be alone, dancing you know it baby

Tell me your troubles and doubts
Giving me everything inside and out and
Love's strange so real in the dark
Think of the tender things that we were working on

Slow change may pull us apart
When the light gets into your heart, baby

Don't You Forget About Me
Don't Don't Don't Don't
Don't You Forget About Me

Will you stand above me?
Look my way, never love me
Rain keeps falling, rain keeps falling
Down, down, down

Will you recognise me?
Call my name or walk on by
Rain keeps falling, rain keeps falling
Down, down, down, down

Hey, hey, hey, hey
Ohhhh…..

Don't you try to pretend
It's my feeling we'll win in the end
I won't harm you or touch your defenses
Vanity and security

Don't you forget about me
I'll be alone, dancing you know it baby
Going to take you apart
I'll put us back together at heart, baby

Don't You Forget About Me
Don't Don't Don't Don't
Don't You Forget About Me

As you walk on by
Will you call my name?
As you walk on by
Will you call my name?
When you walk away

Or will you walk away?
Will you walk on by?
Come on - call my name
Will you all my name?

I say :
La la la…
B says – reply to this

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Hey P, make sure you stop by Belen to send'em a big FU while you're down here.
SHIZZLE...SHE says – reply to this

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I've never heard of half of these douche bags and why is everyone so bitter towards Perez? Aren't we on here cuz we luv to see what he posts? Or are you guys just a bunch of gay bashers?
FUCK!!!! says – reply to this

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GOD DAMN IT! Thank god i didn't buy my ticket. I dont wanna see your fat ass at anything. Paris Hilton gots more hosting talent in her left nipple than you have in your fat ass body.
◄ΦΦkrazihottkelliΦΦbitchgirlΦ↓ says – reply to this

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Perez, wizhed I could B there…thatz not that far ◘

from where I from..Miami alwayz haz good zhit◘◘◘☻◘◘◘

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GooberFoober says – reply to this

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More importantly, who gives a shit?
Perez is a Train wreck says – reply to this

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Re: SHIZZLE…SHE –

Most of us read Perez's site because he's like a train wreck you simply can't look away from. We laugh at him, not with him.
LeeLee says – reply to this

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Maybe while you're down there you could swing by the Hulk's house and slip Linda a fat one.
Everyone knows she's really a Tranny so you two would be a dynamite couple!
LMAO!!! says – reply to this

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Sounds like a sell out for sure! LMAO. What a bunch of loser performers. Considering you're hosting, they should give away tickets for FREE! I certainly hope they didn't pay you!
brad says – reply to this

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I'D RATHER WATCH THAT TWO GIRLS AND A CUP THING AND SHIT ON MY OWN STICK.
sad news says – reply to this

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I'd rather fuck that boy-girl wearing a that silly lesbian bra thing on A SHOT AT LOVE FOR TILA right now because that would be a lot more fun than watchin your fat mouth with a slong in it all night in FLORIDA.
SHANNON says – reply to this

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IM GOING TO JINGLE BALL! WHERE ARE YOU SITTING?????
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Down South says – reply to this

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It's SoFla. Get it right!
news to the world says – reply to this

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WELL GET OUT THE DILDOS FLIP ME OVER AND CALL SALLY!
Virginia says – reply to this

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ASHLEY TISDALE IS A LESS TALENTED MUCH UGLIER VERSION OF HILARY DUFF
juice me says – reply to this

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CELEBRITY JUICE NOT FROM CONCENTRATE okay WHATEVER THAT MEANS because I AM GOING TO THROW UP NOW GOD DAMN.
he was says – reply to this

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MY GOD IT IS SOFLA LIKE A SOFA MAYBE BECAUSE I WILL BE SITTING ON THE SOFA IF YOUR FAT SLOP ASS IS FLOPPIN' IN MY WATERS.
Leona'$ GHO$T, yep back and better THAN EVER, BITCHES! says – reply to this

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WHAT UTTER TRASH! PEREZ would go to the opening of a WAL-MART!
LeonA'$ GHO$t will just HAVE to send her regrets to THIS invitation, for this gathering is BEYOND trailer trash. I mean, SHITNEY would add CLASS to THIS group of SHIT-TARDS!!! Compared to the attendees of this GHASTLY GALA, Shitney would add the allure of PRINCESS DIANA. JOEY BUTTOFUCCO AND AMY FISHER look like Queen Elizabeth & Prince Phillip compared to these SKANKS !
nikkii says – reply to this

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OKAY WHY THE FUCK IS EVERY1 HATIN ON PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!! fuck i would do anything to go lol the only reason ill go is jus to see timbaland, keri hilson & OF CORSE perez!!!!!

oxox
donotdareme says – reply to this

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WELL SILLY ME I DID NOT KNOW THIS BUT GUESS WHAT I WILL NOT BE THERE BECAUSE I'LL BE FINGERIN' MY BUTTHOLE WITH MY SOCK UP IN THE AIR AIN'T NO THREAT LIKE THAT!
South Fl sucks.........LA rules says – reply to this

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South Fl is a piece of shit..Its full of Puerto Ricans and Cubans..The women are super cool and nice but the guys are dumb asses who dont know how to act, and dont know American way of life so they always go around talking shit in spanish. They all think they are rico suave pimp daddies. Those dumb ass guys always say mami or papi or bro..WTF Miami as a whole sucks ass its a fake Hollywood..At least in LA we know we are vain and superficial, but down south they pretend to be cool..Fuck off South Fl.
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donotdareme says – reply to this

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OKAY DO NOT DARE ME BECAUSE GUESS WHAT I DID NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS PERFORMANCE SO I WILL NOT BE THERE BUT YOU CAN BE SURE MY ASS WILL BE UP AND FULL! AIN'T NOTHING LIKE A JOCKSTRAP UP IN YOUR POP AND A FART SLOPS OUT! SMELL BALLS!
YouKnowYouWantATicket says – reply to this

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UMM haters stop hating now cuz this will for sure sell out…..not because of perez (That's for damn sure) but because Timbaland, Natasha Bendingsfield, Sean Kingston, Elliot, One republic and White plain T's are enough to sell out a show. TO ANYONE THAT SAYS THEY DON'T KNOW WHO THOSE ARTISTS ARE SHOULD STOP LYING CUZ YOU DO AND YOU ROCK OUT TO THEM ALL DAY EVERYDAY!!!! K see you bitches at the show and I kinda feel bad for anyone that can't make it:( not really but whatev

ps. FLO RIDA rocks my world all day everyday
Leester says – reply to this

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Perez! That is awesome! I already got my tickets, and now I'm even more happy I bought them!

PS… the Jingle Ball is NOT a D-list event. It's a pretty big, pretty AWESOME concert. So, zip it, harlots.
SHIZZLE...SHE says – reply to this

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Re: Perez is a Train wreck – Aaahhh, got it. Thanks, I'm kinda new at this stuff. Well then FUCK you Perez!!!
SHEDEVIL says – reply to this

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Oh wait.. I love that Timbaland and Keri Kilson song.
Jennifer says – reply to this

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oooh, jonas brothers at z100 jingle ball!
sofaking says – reply to this

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hey, elliott yamin voice is awesome live, we know of a lot of lip sync-hers that get too much attention–don't hate on these guys unless you know what you are talking about. Have fun at the show Perez!
dave says – reply to this

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mate who gives a shit. i mean really. ur abot as much use as joss stone. give up
Sammy P says – reply to this

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So, that's why you're riding that Tisdale girl! You're such a capitalist slut, Perez. Too bad, though, she's still a campy weirdo.
hammer says – reply to this

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ur a scumbag… slut bag whore… yea thats u perez
CrazyAzz says – reply to this

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I'd go if I could, just to see Perezzie,
and I love Ashley Tisdale, and Good Charlotte is ok.
But everyone else, ehh, either never heard them,
never heard OF them, or they suck. You pick.
JesseJ says – reply to this

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Flo-rida?

What will stupid monkeys think of next, damn they are stupid.
Koubz da HIVton hater says – reply to this

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Z-LIST PARADISE !!!
Z-LIST PARADISE !!!
Z-LIST PARADISE !!!
Z-LIST PARADISE !!!
Z-LIST PARADISE !!!
Z-LIST PARADISE !!!
Z-LIST PARADISE !!!
Z-LIST PARADISE !!!
Z-LIST PARADISE !!!
Z-LIST PARADISE !!!
Z-LIST PARADISE !!!
Z-LIST PARADISE !!!
highlander says – reply to this

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Whatever keeps you off the streets, you rump ranger…
Judi says – reply to this

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Other than Perezzers, Good Charlotte (would looooove to see Nicole Richie), Timbaland and Natasha Bettingfield, that's the worst Jingle Ball Lineup in ages.

Oh, I realize it's crappy Y-100, which has become a shitass radio station in the last several years (I can't believe you're not hosting the Wing Ding) but still.

It's just not quite enough to come "home" for–unless you want to fly me out there, P-doodles!
I love Da Wood...Florida, that is says – reply to this

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Re: South Fl sucks………LA rules –

Sorry, bro, but you've got it all wrong. South Florida is one of the coolest places to be. We embrace our Cubanitos/-as, and have our very OWN Hollywood–namesake of the "original." It's where the stars come to play, wreck cars (Bobby Brown, anyone?) and die (Joe DiMaggio, Anna Nicole to name a few).

Get bent and stop hating. You're probably one of those assholes who gets denied entries to the clubs.

Loser.
Roger says – reply to this

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Elliot Yamin is your peep? That's real cool idiot!
jp3000 says – reply to this

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Mr Birthday Man rules!
Lord Help Us says – reply to this

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Lord help South Floridians! Poor people have to be subjected to the nasty P-nasty. Sorry folks. Hide your junk food and lock up your young male sons. P-Nasty is on the prowl……
HIDEE says – reply to this

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yay!! you're finally coming to where i livee Hope I can be there.. love ya perez xoxo
HIDEE says – reply to this

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yay!! you're finally coming to where i livee Hope I can be there.. love ya perez xoxo
SassyGirl says – reply to this

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Very exciting news, Fire Isalnd!!!!!!!

Miami’s own and your "Pussy Envy Perez" is going to be hosting Y100’s Dangling Balls, Saturday, December 15th at the YMCA in Boca. The balls will be on my chin, so don't miss them!!! I am so excited!!!

Yes, we’re gobbling the whole thing and we are beyond thrilled, although sure to be chocked up.

Some of our favoritest people who pretend to like me are going to be performing, like Rue Paul, Boy George, Yanni, the Marshal Tucker Band ( I just loves me them cowboys! Hopefully they don't punch me this year for touching their manly parts!) and Kid Rock. I know I really suck at words and sentence structure but my peeps just love me and I pay them good to do so!

We haven’t been to Fire Island in such a long time (ever since I was caught at the Humane Society with nothing on but a belt of pork chops) and it’s totally awesome to be going home for such a special occasion. I can't wait Y'all!! I'll be wearing my favoritiest shirt and tightest pants and my hair will be the bluest of all blue!

I hope Kid Rock doesn't beat me this year.

Yay!!!
SassyGirl says – reply to this

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Re: SHIZZLE…SHE –

Nope, it's because he's a vile media whore who would shit on his own family for fame. Oh and in case you haven't noticed, he suffers from serious pussy envy. Fat bastard couldn't get laid if he was on an all male steam ship lost in port for a year and he was wearing chaps.
Frontal Butt says – reply to this

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Lame lineup of "talent." And PLEASE stop referring to yourself as "we." It's SO TIRED. And retarded.
Gringo says – reply to this

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Miami is a hellhoel, so it's the perfect place for Castro-obsessed Cuban trash like Marion!
Gringo says – reply to this

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Miami is a hellhoel, so it's the perfect place for Castro-obsessed Cuban trash like Mario!
dave says – reply to this

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D-list paradise! Go Perez! Twat.
shay says – reply to this

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Perez……it's Y100
Julia says – reply to this

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Yesss!! see you there perez!!
Paige says – reply to this

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YAY! I love Z100!!! I interned for them this summer!!! YAY JINGLE BALL!!!!
bianca says – reply to this

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its about time you come home bro.
305!