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Queer Eye alum Carson Kressley and Mrs. Claus led a 100 Elf march through New York City on Monday.

If we looked at Carson Kressley's Christmas wish list, it would probably include ________.

[Image via WENN.]

Posted: November 26, 2007 at 2:11 pm

131 comments to “Fill In The Blank”

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she's fat says – reply to this

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a dirty sanchez
Justin says – reply to this

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He wishes for pink panties
Justin says – reply to this

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first!
AZ_SUNSHINE says – reply to this

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first
AZ_SUNSHINE says – reply to this

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first
AZ_SUNSHINE says – reply to this

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first
Rash Manly says – reply to this

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Zac Efron.
Kellie says – reply to this

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More botox???
Lola says – reply to this

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hmmm……good will toward men, new sweater vests, and some lip gloss for those cold nights!
Game Boy says – reply to this

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….it probably, or might include some Mario games.
Justin says – reply to this

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a big fat one.
atariboy says – reply to this

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TJ Maxx?!?! BTW what's happening behind Carson? Is there an elf back there?
Lisa says – reply to this

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Watch out it might include you Perez
Busting A Gut Here says – reply to this

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OMG funny strategic writing placement, you've topped yourself here….lololol.
ida says – reply to this

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haha
VANITY RIVERS says – reply to this

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A BIG THICK BLACK DILDO……WITH A LITTLE RED BOW!
Danielle says – reply to this

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B
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B
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A
C
K

C
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C
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S
UKer says – reply to this

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a giant dildo , a raibow coloured unicorn, a barbara streisand cd, zach effron , mario lopez , a spice girls concert ticket and a partridge in a pear tree.
i hope i've covered all the gay stereotypes before some homophobic cunt does it.
He's a wannabe LOSER says – reply to this

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LOSER
Chrissy says – reply to this

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Carson wishes for Zac Efron!
Pedro Cortes says – reply to this

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Justin Timberlake!!!
Vighorois says – reply to this

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Lots of cocks and couture!
kimmiebaby says – reply to this

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….. a date with Perez
◄ΦΦkrazihottkelliΦΦbitchgirlΦ↓ says – reply to this

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◄zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzP}

It would include: Fatt dildoz, skinny dildoz, green, redd, blue

dildoz, black dildoz, pink dildoz, and zome of thoze ballz they

zhove up their azzezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz♥♥

◄zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz♥♥♥♥
Aries says – reply to this

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George Clooney or maybe a youngin' like Zac Efron
Sheila Shine says – reply to this

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Tampons, Virginia slims menthols, and breast implants.
UKer says – reply to this

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Re: PerezHasHerpies –
what exactly is herpies? is that like herpes? congratulations , you are the moron of the day, it's a great honour , you should be proud.
Willis says – reply to this

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a candy cane cock
Willis says – reply to this

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a candy cane cock
Ange says – reply to this

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A big rubber fist
Ben says – reply to this

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zac efron
Tiara says – reply to this

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you…perez
happy holidays says – reply to this

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your mom
FUGSmakemePROJECTILEVOMIT says – reply to this

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A DILDO MADE OUT TO BE AN EXACT REPLICA OF HIMSELF
Homo says – reply to this

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gallon jug of lube and extra large dildo
Yabba Dabbo Doo says – reply to this

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I love Carson!!!
FUGSmakemePROJECTILEVOMIT says – reply to this

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Re: UKer – HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW HOW TO SPELL IT WHEN YOU SEE IT ON YOUR PRESCRIPTION BOTTLE EVERYDAY…
Lance says – reply to this

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A
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Horatio says – reply to this

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Testosterone.
tina says – reply to this

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a dick in a box.
Frontal Butt says – reply to this

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…cha-cha heels.
Anil says – reply to this

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3 dicks and a bottle of lube
UKer says – reply to this

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Re: FUGSmakemePROJECTILEVOMIT –
ever heard of irony or sarcasm?
ohbutwait course you haven't, you are american after all(no offence to the minority of americans who actually have a sense of humour)
i think your comment needs to be redirected to the person who misspelled it the first place.
sirenuse says – reply to this

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a giant black dildo, some victoria secret lingerie, butt plugs, slings, and nipple clamps!
Aunders Slay says – reply to this

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* to not look like Ellen Degeneres next year!
Aunders Slay says – reply to this

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to not look like Ellen Degeneres next year!
skeeter says – reply to this

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Another 15 minutes and some skinny jeans!
AN OIL AND LUBE says – reply to this

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AT JIFFY LUBE.
t says – reply to this

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a vagina
beke says – reply to this

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a real career? Oh, and talent of somekind?…perhaps???
The ORIGINAL Brainiac says – reply to this

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A less annoying personality, rhinoplasty and not dressing like a toddler picked out his clothes.
UCK says – reply to this

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a life (he sure needs one). Whenever I see this guys ugly face on the TV, I reach for the remote.
coopturn says – reply to this

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Some taste and a sense of style
Cindy says – reply to this

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I LOVE Carson, he is very friendly and approachable.
His Christmas list would include World Peace and a better dressed world at large.
drew says – reply to this

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A 10" Michael Brandon dildo, obviously.
Hmmmm... says – reply to this

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If we looked at Carson Kressley’s Christmas wish list, it would probably include Brendon Fraser.
chumpsmirk says – reply to this

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Crisco and the Vienna boys Choir
Lauren says – reply to this

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HAMSTERS
Missprissypants says – reply to this

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19" jelly dong and some warming lube.
Robbie H says – reply to this

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The list would include… "extra long forceps" to remove the candy-cane elf up his ass.
howard says – reply to this

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buttlube
brice says – reply to this

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Dildos and Condoms and a plaque that says I am a walking billboard for Aids. This queer is the gayest gay I have ever seen.
Samwise says – reply to this

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having his show back? haha
JAKESCOTT says – reply to this

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A NEW NOSE!!!
Oooh Gross says – reply to this

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A rubber vagina.
Larry Craig says – reply to this

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these kind of fags are really sickening and the worst stereotype ever I agree.
A says – reply to this

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NOSE JOB….I would hope.
Carlos says – reply to this

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a candy cane buttplug!
JACK says – reply to this

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PVC & a gerbill
JACK says – reply to this

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PVC & a gerbil
JACK says – reply to this

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PVC & a gerbil
Carson_Is_Yesterday's_Newspapers! says – reply to this

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A job?
BABC says – reply to this

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Dolce and Gabbana Mint-Flavored Pubic Teeth Flossers
ant says – reply to this

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his penis back?
John Boy says – reply to this

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A career!
HeWantsItBadly says – reply to this

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Anderson Cooper in nothing but a pair of Christmas stockings…
Blair says – reply to this

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A pink power ranger fanny pack!
callahan says – reply to this

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zach efron and a tube of lube……
dee says – reply to this

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nipple clamps and a butt plug.
Shireen says – reply to this

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um.. nothing by T.J. Maxx.
chrissy says – reply to this

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a new penis. posing in certain strategic ways as well as wearing really tight pants has left some damaged to his present donger.
Theresa says – reply to this

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Perez Hilton
perez is a fag hog says – reply to this

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for pigrez and himself to bring 2 fags one cup D list celebrity style to the screen
chip says – reply to this

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A career!
Jennt says – reply to this

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VIBRATOR!
jo says – reply to this

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Perez Jr.
iris says – reply to this

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a dick in a box