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They Grow Up So Fast!

Filed under: Baby Blabber > Larry Birkhead

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Anna Nicole Smith's sperminator, Larry Birkhead, accidentally ended up on paparazzi-infested Robertson Blvd. on Sunday.

He just HAD to go shopping with the baby on Robertson.

How's the reality show going, Larry????

[Images via WENN.]



390 comments to “They Grow Up So Fast!”

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  1. jackie says – reply to this
    1

    So sad

  2. loveylatin says – reply to this
    2

    firs!+

  3. steph says – reply to this
    3

    first?
    aww so cutee

  4. donald meyers says – reply to this
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    i love britney spears

  5. R says – reply to this
    5

    cute

  6. VCVW says – reply to this
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    seriously, whats up with her eyes?

  7. M says – reply to this
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    Get the girl some glasses to fix her lazy eye!

  8. loveit says – reply to this
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    FIRST!!!

  9. skeeter says – reply to this
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    first

  10. Zach says – reply to this
    10

    FIRST! Check out the babies shirt…

  11. wtf? says – reply to this
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    I can't believe you are picking on a child. That is sick!!!!

  12. NEVER FORGET! says – reply to this
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    Hey, hey, hey ,hey
    Ohhh…

    Won't you come see about me?
    I'll be alone, dancing you know it baby

    Tell me your troubles and doubts
    Giving me everything inside and out and
    Love's strange so real in the dark
    Think of the tender things that we were working on

    Slow change may pull us apart
    When the light gets into your heart, baby

    Don't You Forget About Me
    Don't Don't Don't Don't
    Don't You Forget About Me

    Will you stand above me?
    Look my way, never love me
    Rain keeps falling, rain keeps falling
    Down, down, down

    Will you recognise me?
    Call my name or walk on by
    Rain keeps falling, rain keeps falling
    Down, down, down, down

    Hey, hey, hey, hey
    Ohhhh…..

    Don't you try to pretend
    It's my feeling we'll win in the end
    I won't harm you or touch your defenses
    Vanity and security

    Don't you forget about me
    I'll be alone, dancing you know it baby
    Going to take you apart
    I'll put us back together at heart, baby

    Don't You Forget About Me
    Don't Don't Don't Don't
    Don't You Forget About Me

    As you walk on by
    Will you call my name?
    As you walk on by
    Will you call my name?
    When you walk away

    Or will you walk away?
    Will you walk on by?
    Come on - call my name
    Will you all my name?

    I say :
    La la la…

  13. Reverend Ramona says – reply to this
    13

    I like how the kid's shirt says "Who's Your Daddy?" Good question.

  14. hi says – reply to this
    14

    1st!

  15. phenyll says – reply to this
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    AND the "Who's Your Daddy?" t-shirt.
    Classy.

    Poor kid.

  16. melz says – reply to this
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    she is so damned cute!

  17. mama says – reply to this
    17

    ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????

  18. mama says – reply to this
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    ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????

  19. Roman Pwinksi says – reply to this
    19

    craving4cash.com launching soon

  20. Brandy Stepp says – reply to this
    20

    paris. you fucking rock. i dont even have to read us weekly or watch et anymore. ur sight has it all.
    loved the rolling stone artical with you to.
    your awesome!:)

  21. Jason Aviance says – reply to this
    21

    first!

  22. chelle says – reply to this
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    she is so cute

  23. molly says – reply to this
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    The poor baby!

  24. Jason Aviance says – reply to this
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    first!

  25. chelle says – reply to this
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    she is so cute

  26. ed says – reply to this
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    love the "whose your daddy" tee

  27. First? says – reply to this
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    love u perez!

  28. Booyah says – reply to this
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    Oh wow what a horrible person, he went shopping with her. How often do we see him out with her? Not often, dumbass. Stop trying to make a story out of nothing, it's not working.

  29. annoying says – reply to this
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    FIRST!!!!

  30. Michelle says – reply to this
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    Eh it's his kid…let him do what he wants he isn't hurting her

  31. Kurt says – reply to this
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    I BUTT FUCKED LARRY. NICE BUTTHOLE.

  32. Phillip Brand says – reply to this
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    you're sick, Perez. Are you suggesting that the reason her eye is crooked is because Mommy was on drugs when she had her?

    that's what i'm suggesting.

  33. Kim says – reply to this
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    Is she seriously wearing a shirt that says "Who's your daddy?" That's just wrong.

  34. ammie says – reply to this
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    Leave them alone Perez..and thats so fuckup you making doddles on a baby picture…

  35. WHO'S YOUR DADDY? says – reply to this
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    she's so adorable. but poor child w/that WHO'S YOUR DADDY TSHIRT??

  36. Phillip Brand says – reply to this
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    you're sick, Perez. Are you suggesting that the reason her eye is crooked is because Mommy was on drugs when she had her?

    that's what i'm suggesting.

    FRRRRRRRRIST!!!

  37. eag says – reply to this
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    ew hes carrying the baby outward on purpose
    clearly

  38. kellie says – reply to this
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    the "who's your daddy?" shirt is just the cherry on top

  39. I LOVE P NASTY says – reply to this
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    AWW.. THE BABY'S SUPER ADORABLE!!!

  40. Sparker says – reply to this
    40

    First

  41. ej says – reply to this
    41

    lazy eye?

  42. booboo magoo says – reply to this
    42

    first! why is she cross-eyed!

  43. ej says – reply to this
    43

    lazy eye?

  44. h says – reply to this
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    she looks just like mom.

  45. skeeter says – reply to this
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    uh, who's your daddy on her shirt?!?!

  46. Z says – reply to this
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    Who's your daddy?

  47. first says – reply to this
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    first

  48. jemms says – reply to this
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    the baby is ALMOST as cute as my little chavelita…ALMOST.

  49. hahaha says – reply to this
    49

    first

  50. kathie! says – reply to this
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    there is good shopping to be done there, why should he stay away????
    are you saying he is not a good dad? he has to pay the bills you know.

  51. CINDY says – reply to this
    51

    FIIIIIIIRST

  52. CINDY says – reply to this
    52

    FIIIIIIIRST

  53. CINDY says – reply to this
    53

    FIIIIIIIRST

  54. CINDY says – reply to this
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    FIIIIIIIRST

  55. anna says – reply to this
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    uh… she cross eyed?

  56. thatz right bitch says – reply to this
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    GOT METHADONE? THAT'S MEAN PEREZ BUT I LOVE IT. THIS GIRL IS CROSS EYED AND RETARDED LOOKING LIKE SHITNEY'S KIDS. ALL KINDS OF FUG GOING ON

  57. Shannon says – reply to this
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    that pic is so bad

  58. h says – reply to this
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    second

  59. lauren says – reply to this
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    awww.
    first!

  60. Anne says – reply to this
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    what a cutie!

  61. Leslie says – reply to this
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    Something's wrong with that child's eyes. And who's carrying the stroller in the background? Haha.

  62. tonylovett says – reply to this
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    very tacky with the "got methadone"…give the kid a break fatso

  63. SHEDEVIL says – reply to this
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    OH MY GAAAAWWWDDD, LMAO..look at her shirt. How fucking appropriate. She is a cutie tho.

  64. Cloodia says – reply to this
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    her eyes …

  65. nar says – reply to this
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    CUTE

  66. libby says – reply to this
    66

    eeeeeeehehhe

  67. HEY FATASS!!!!!!!!!!! says – reply to this
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    GOT LUBE FATASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    YOUR A DESPICABLE SONOFABIOTCH
    YOU WILL CERTAINLY GET YOURS THIS YEAR AND I'M GONNA L A U G H !!!!
    SO THIS CHILD DESERVES THIS?
    SHE DID ANYTHING TO ANYONE?
    DUDE WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO GET THE SLIGHTEST BIT OF CLASS OR DECORUM?
    I REALLY HOPE WHEN YOUR DEATH COMES IT WILL BE SLOW PAINFUL AND HIGHLY PUBLICISED!!!!!!!!!!!
    YOUR NOT CUTE CLEVER OR MILDLY FUNNY YOUR A DISGUSTING DUESHBAG!!!!!!

  68. anna says – reply to this
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    hahaha her shirt says "who's your daddy?"

    pretty funny considering…

  69. celeste says – reply to this
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    FIRST… bitchez. and is she SERIOUSLY wearing a "who's your daddy" t-shirt?!?!

  70. l0c says – reply to this
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    hahahahahhaahaha…..her shirt says whos your daddyy

  71. heehawwww says – reply to this
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    first bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by the way, she's a cutie!!! gorgeous blue eyes, Perez you're soooo jealous!!! :P

  72. colby says – reply to this
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    Funny t shirt on the baby. way to have a sense of humor about your paternity testing!

  73. Jacqueline says – reply to this
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    why does he need to dress her in shirts that say who's your daddy?? thats a pretty stupid and classless thing to do….we already all know about it, why wouldn't he want to put the past in the past? no instead lets advertise it over and over again as if the baby isn't enough of a cashcow as it is…wow, way to act like a pathetic loser.

  74. Brad says – reply to this
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    LARRY KNOWS HOW TO POLE FUCK. BITCH GOT ME OFF WITH THAT HOT BUTT SNATCH AND I WILL NEVER FORGET IT.

  75. shit says – reply to this
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    Re: NEVER FORGET! – I have that song burned to a cd in my car but dammit dont put it in my head and get me started with daydreamin.

  76. dannielynn has a crossed eye, sad but true says – reply to this
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    DOES DANNIELYNN'S SHIRT SAY "WHO'S YOUR DADDY?"!?!?

    how clever, in light of the paternity controversy there… is she trying to send a message to howard k stern?

  77. sage says – reply to this
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    oh that poor baby. no stroller?

  78. mandy says – reply to this
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    is she really crosseyed? and her shirt says "who's your daddy", how tacky is that?

  79. whaaat. says – reply to this
    79

    FIRST! bitchezzz. and is she REALLY wearing a "who's your daddy" tshirt?!!?!?

  80. capitanne says – reply to this
    80

    What a doll baby! God help that poor little child. It's pretty clear she's a major pawn in a sick melodrama.

  81. Alex says – reply to this
    81

    Hey guys checkout ApoeticLife.com this site is off the hook

  82. MC says – reply to this
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    i like her hair….very Zacquisha.

  83. Greg says – reply to this
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    Sleestak! *SLURPS OUT LARRY'S BUTTHOLE* So damn good. Love his ass.

  84. CATHAZAT says – reply to this
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    Maybe he and Britney Spears need to hook up. Think of the paps, the magazine covers! Perez potential!