They Grow Up So Fast!

Filed under: Baby Blabber > Larry Birkhead

Anna Nicole Smith's sperminator, Larry Birkhead, accidentally ended up on paparazzi-infested Robertson Blvd. on Sunday.

He just HAD to go shopping with the baby on Robertson.

How's the reality show going, Larry????

[Images via WENN.]

Posted: Nov 26, 2007 at 12:51 am / Email this »

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390 comments to “They Grow Up So Fast!”

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jackie says – reply to this

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So sad
loveylatin says – reply to this

2

firs!+
steph says – reply to this

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first?
aww so cutee
donald meyers says – reply to this

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i love britney spears
R says – reply to this

5

cute
VCVW says – reply to this

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seriously, whats up with her eyes?
M says – reply to this

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Get the girl some glasses to fix her lazy eye!
loveit says – reply to this

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FIRST!!!
skeeter says – reply to this

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first
Zach says – reply to this

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FIRST! Check out the babies shirt…
wtf? says – reply to this

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I can't believe you are picking on a child. That is sick!!!!
NEVER FORGET! says – reply to this

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Hey, hey, hey ,hey
Ohhh…

Won't you come see about me?
I'll be alone, dancing you know it baby

Tell me your troubles and doubts
Giving me everything inside and out and
Love's strange so real in the dark
Think of the tender things that we were working on

Slow change may pull us apart
When the light gets into your heart, baby

Don't You Forget About Me
Don't Don't Don't Don't
Don't You Forget About Me

Will you stand above me?
Look my way, never love me
Rain keeps falling, rain keeps falling
Down, down, down

Will you recognise me?
Call my name or walk on by
Rain keeps falling, rain keeps falling
Down, down, down, down

Hey, hey, hey, hey
Ohhhh…..

Don't you try to pretend
It's my feeling we'll win in the end
I won't harm you or touch your defenses
Vanity and security

Don't you forget about me
I'll be alone, dancing you know it baby
Going to take you apart
I'll put us back together at heart, baby

Don't You Forget About Me
Don't Don't Don't Don't
Don't You Forget About Me

As you walk on by
Will you call my name?
As you walk on by
Will you call my name?
When you walk away

Or will you walk away?
Will you walk on by?
Come on - call my name
Will you all my name?

I say :
La la la…
Reverend Ramona says – reply to this

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I like how the kid's shirt says "Who's Your Daddy?" Good question.
hi says – reply to this

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1st!
phenyll says – reply to this

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AND the "Who's Your Daddy?" t-shirt.
Classy.

Poor kid.
melz says – reply to this

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she is so damned cute!
mama says – reply to this

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???????????????????????????????????????????????????????
mama says – reply to this

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???????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Roman Pwinksi says – reply to this

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craving4cash.com launching soon
Brandy Stepp says – reply to this

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paris. you fucking rock. i dont even have to read us weekly or watch et anymore. ur sight has it all.
loved the rolling stone artical with you to.
your awesome!:)
Jason Aviance says – reply to this

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first!
chelle says – reply to this

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she is so cute
molly says – reply to this

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The poor baby!
Jason Aviance says – reply to this

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first!
chelle says – reply to this

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she is so cute
ed says – reply to this

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love the "whose your daddy" tee
First? says – reply to this

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love u perez!
Booyah says – reply to this

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Oh wow what a horrible person, he went shopping with her. How often do we see him out with her? Not often, dumbass. Stop trying to make a story out of nothing, it's not working.
annoying says – reply to this

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FIRST!!!!
Michelle says – reply to this

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Eh it's his kid…let him do what he wants he isn't hurting her
Kurt says – reply to this

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I BUTT FUCKED LARRY. NICE BUTTHOLE.
Phillip Brand says – reply to this

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you're sick, Perez. Are you suggesting that the reason her eye is crooked is because Mommy was on drugs when she had her?

that's what i'm suggesting.
Kim says – reply to this

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Is she seriously wearing a shirt that says "Who's your daddy?" That's just wrong.
ammie says – reply to this

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Leave them alone Perez..and thats so fuckup you making doddles on a baby picture…
WHO'S YOUR DADDY? says – reply to this

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she's so adorable. but poor child w/that WHO'S YOUR DADDY TSHIRT??
Phillip Brand says – reply to this

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you're sick, Perez. Are you suggesting that the reason her eye is crooked is because Mommy was on drugs when she had her?

that's what i'm suggesting.

FRRRRRRRRIST!!!
eag says – reply to this

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ew hes carrying the baby outward on purpose
clearly
kellie says – reply to this

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the "who's your daddy?" shirt is just the cherry on top
I LOVE P NASTY says – reply to this

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AWW.. THE BABY'S SUPER ADORABLE!!!
Sparker says – reply to this

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First
ej says – reply to this

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lazy eye?
booboo magoo says – reply to this

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first! why is she cross-eyed!
ej says – reply to this

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lazy eye?
h says – reply to this

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she looks just like mom.
skeeter says – reply to this

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uh, who's your daddy on her shirt?!?!
Z says – reply to this

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Who's your daddy?
first says – reply to this

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first
jemms says – reply to this

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the baby is ALMOST as cute as my little chavelita…ALMOST.
hahaha says – reply to this

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first
kathie! says – reply to this

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there is good shopping to be done there, why should he stay away????
are you saying he is not a good dad? he has to pay the bills you know.
CINDY says – reply to this

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FIIIIIIIRST
CINDY says – reply to this

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FIIIIIIIRST
CINDY says – reply to this

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FIIIIIIIRST
CINDY says – reply to this

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FIIIIIIIRST
anna says – reply to this

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uh… she cross eyed?
thatz right bitch says – reply to this

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GOT METHADONE? THAT'S MEAN PEREZ BUT I LOVE IT. THIS GIRL IS CROSS EYED AND RETARDED LOOKING LIKE SHITNEY'S KIDS. ALL KINDS OF FUG GOING ON
Shannon says – reply to this

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that pic is so bad
h says – reply to this

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second
lauren says – reply to this

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awww.
first!
Anne says – reply to this

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what a cutie!
Leslie says – reply to this

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Something's wrong with that child's eyes. And who's carrying the stroller in the background? Haha.
tonylovett says – reply to this

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very tacky with the "got methadone"…give the kid a break fatso
SHEDEVIL says – reply to this

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OH MY GAAAAWWWDDD, LMAO..look at her shirt. How fucking appropriate. She is a cutie tho.
Cloodia says – reply to this

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her eyes …
nar says – reply to this

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CUTE
libby says – reply to this

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eeeeeeehehhe
HEY FATASS!!!!!!!!!!! says – reply to this

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GOT LUBE FATASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOUR A DESPICABLE SONOFABIOTCH
YOU WILL CERTAINLY GET YOURS THIS YEAR AND I'M GONNA L A U G H !!!!
SO THIS CHILD DESERVES THIS?
SHE DID ANYTHING TO ANYONE?
DUDE WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO GET THE SLIGHTEST BIT OF CLASS OR DECORUM?
I REALLY HOPE WHEN YOUR DEATH COMES IT WILL BE SLOW PAINFUL AND HIGHLY PUBLICISED!!!!!!!!!!!
YOUR NOT CUTE CLEVER OR MILDLY FUNNY YOUR A DISGUSTING DUESHBAG!!!!!!
anna says – reply to this

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hahaha her shirt says "who's your daddy?"

pretty funny considering…
celeste says – reply to this

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FIRST… bitchez. and is she SERIOUSLY wearing a "who's your daddy" t-shirt?!?!
l0c says – reply to this

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hahahahahhaahaha…..her shirt says whos your daddyy
heehawwww says – reply to this

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first bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by the way, she's a cutie!!! gorgeous blue eyes, Perez you're soooo jealous!!!
colby says – reply to this

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Funny t shirt on the baby. way to have a sense of humor about your paternity testing!
Jacqueline says – reply to this

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why does he need to dress her in shirts that say who's your daddy?? thats a pretty stupid and classless thing to do….we already all know about it, why wouldn't he want to put the past in the past? no instead lets advertise it over and over again as if the baby isn't enough of a cashcow as it is…wow, way to act like a pathetic loser.
Brad says – reply to this

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LARRY KNOWS HOW TO POLE FUCK. BITCH GOT ME OFF WITH THAT HOT BUTT SNATCH AND I WILL NEVER FORGET IT.
shit says – reply to this

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Re: NEVER FORGET! – I have that song burned to a cd in my car but dammit dont put it in my head and get me started with daydreamin.
dannielynn has a crossed eye, sad but true says – reply to this

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DOES DANNIELYNN'S SHIRT SAY "WHO'S YOUR DADDY?"!?!?

how clever, in light of the paternity controversy there… is she trying to send a message to howard k stern?
sage says – reply to this

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oh that poor baby. no stroller?
mandy says – reply to this

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is she really crosseyed? and her shirt says "who's your daddy", how tacky is that?
whaaat. says – reply to this

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FIRST! bitchezzz. and is she REALLY wearing a "who's your daddy" tshirt?!!?!?
capitanne says – reply to this

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What a doll baby! God help that poor little child. It's pretty clear she's a major pawn in a sick melodrama.
Alex says – reply to this

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Hey guys checkout ApoeticLife.com this site is off the hook
MC says – reply to this

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i like her hair….very Zacquisha.
Greg says – reply to this

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Sleestak! *SLURPS OUT LARRY'S BUTTHOLE* So damn good. Love his ass.
CATHAZAT says – reply to this

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Maybe he and Britney Spears need to hook up. Think of the paps, the magazine covers! Perez potential!
jenny says – reply to this

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Baby has strabismus and needs baby eyeball surgery.

The t-shirt on the baby is so inappropriate considering the circumstances. hehe.
Heather says – reply to this

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They will fix her eye with glasses when shes a little older. Shes gorgeous and RICH so Perez is just jealous!! Aww its ok Perez, maybe youll be an heiress one day too or maybe NOT
sex bomb baby says – reply to this

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oh man, i was right.

the kid's got a lazy eye.
that_girl says – reply to this

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Dannilynn should get that lazy eye fixed. I had the same problem when I was young. She is adorable though.
LeonA'$ GHO$T, back and BETTER THAN EVER, BITCHES!!! says – reply to this

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For once, a darling celebrity baby that doesn't have fetal alcohol syndrome like Shitney's little tykes with eyes so far apart they look like Hammerhead Sharks. :0
niko says – reply to this

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aw shes so cute
medical student says – reply to this

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Re: jenny – I agree with this assessment. Being born with esotropia is pretty darn common and doesn't mean the mother damaged the baby in any way in utero.
CalamityPain says – reply to this

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you have crossed the line. getting desperate, not racking up the traffic like you want?

I will never visit your site again, your a low life scum. I could call you a fat ass, I could state the obvious, but I seriously think that karma will speak louder than any sticks and stones.

THIS IS PEREZ JUMPING THE SHARK MARK MY WORDS!
Exyank says – reply to this

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The baby may not be cross-eyed. Sometimes little kids' eyes just wander like that, and it's not a big deal.
I do think that's a really strange way to carry a baby, like he's turning her toward the camera, but, eh, big deal. The child looks well, she's cute, she's well-dressed (even if her shirt does have a joke phrase on it), she's clean, and she looks relaxed and happy.
What's the big deal?
Shireen says – reply to this

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holy shit the "Who's Your Daddy?" shirt…. HILARIOUS!!!!!

How can you not make fun of that, Perez???
katee says – reply to this

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Aw, come on, she's a real cutie who looks a little like both parents. She definitely has Anna's profile and Larry's blue eyes. There are a hundred reasons why her eyes appear crossed, everything from lazy eye to trying to focus on a ton of flash cameras. It looks to me that he just took her out of the stroller and was putting her in a car - at least that's how I did it when my daughter was small. For those of you making snarky remarks about the T-shirt. GET A SENSE OF HUMOR!!! It seems Larry handles his situation a lot better than many of you.
Chris says – reply to this

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C'mon Perez, I love u man, but don't harass the little dood cause his mon was a druggie.

Got Methadone?

Please man, I know you hate them but show a little respect (just a tiny bit)….
Helena Handbasket says – reply to this

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HEY PEREZ,
You have truly sunk to an all-time LOW. No one cares if you slam Larry– He's an adult and fair game– in fact, knock yourself out– but LAY OFF that innocent child, you merciless ASSTARD. How can you "joke" about drugs RE: a BABY?!? You're disgusting!
The moment where you'll get your comeuppance is coming, Perez. Matter of fact, it's *over*due. I assure you, all the negative karma you're accumulating will come back and BITE YOUR FAME-WHORING ASS.
Toodles!
heatherrr says – reply to this

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i don't think that could ever be funny. make fun of any other kid, but leave her alone.
Asheville Pete says – reply to this

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Wish he was my daddy
lj says – reply to this

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Re: Kurt – how about fucking me?lol

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