They Grow Up So Fast!
Filed under: Baby Blabber > Larry Birkhead

Anna Nicole Smith's sperminator, Larry Birkhead, accidentally ended up on paparazzi-infested Robertson Blvd. on Sunday.
He just HAD to go shopping with the baby on Robertson.
How's the reality show going, Larry????
[Images via WENN.]
Posted: November 26, 2007 at 12:51 am




So sad
firs!+
first?
aww so cutee
i love britney spears
cute
seriously, whats up with her eyes?
Get the girl some glasses to fix her lazy eye!
FIRST!!!
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FIRST! Check out the babies shirt…
I can't believe you are picking on a child. That is sick!!!!
Hey, hey, hey ,hey
Ohhh…
Won't you come see about me?
I'll be alone, dancing you know it baby
Tell me your troubles and doubts
Giving me everything inside and out and
Love's strange so real in the dark
Think of the tender things that we were working on
Slow change may pull us apart
When the light gets into your heart, baby
Don't You Forget About Me
Don't Don't Don't Don't
Don't You Forget About Me
Will you stand above me?
Look my way, never love me
Rain keeps falling, rain keeps falling
Down, down, down
Will you recognise me?
Call my name or walk on by
Rain keeps falling, rain keeps falling
Down, down, down, down
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Ohhhh…..
Don't you try to pretend
It's my feeling we'll win in the end
I won't harm you or touch your defenses
Vanity and security
Don't you forget about me
I'll be alone, dancing you know it baby
Going to take you apart
I'll put us back together at heart, baby
Don't You Forget About Me
Don't Don't Don't Don't
Don't You Forget About Me
As you walk on by
Will you call my name?
As you walk on by
Will you call my name?
When you walk away
Or will you walk away?
Will you walk on by?
Come on - call my name
Will you all my name?
I say :
La la la…
I like how the kid's shirt says "Who's Your Daddy?" Good question.
1st!
AND the "Who's Your Daddy?" t-shirt.
Classy.
Poor kid.
she is so damned cute!
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paris. you fucking rock. i dont even have to read us weekly or watch et anymore. ur sight has it all.
loved the rolling stone artical with you to.
your awesome!:)
first!
she is so cute
The poor baby!
first!
she is so cute
love the "whose your daddy" tee
love u perez!
Oh wow what a horrible person, he went shopping with her. How often do we see him out with her? Not often, dumbass. Stop trying to make a story out of nothing, it's not working.
FIRST!!!!
Eh it's his kid…let him do what he wants he isn't hurting her
I BUTT FUCKED LARRY. NICE BUTTHOLE.
you're sick, Perez. Are you suggesting that the reason her eye is crooked is because Mommy was on drugs when she had her?
that's what i'm suggesting.
Is she seriously wearing a shirt that says "Who's your daddy?" That's just wrong.
Leave them alone Perez..and thats so fuckup you making doddles on a baby picture…
she's so adorable. but poor child w/that WHO'S YOUR DADDY TSHIRT??
you're sick, Perez. Are you suggesting that the reason her eye is crooked is because Mommy was on drugs when she had her?
that's what i'm suggesting.
FRRRRRRRRIST!!!
ew hes carrying the baby outward on purpose
clearly
the "who's your daddy?" shirt is just the cherry on top
AWW.. THE BABY'S SUPER ADORABLE!!!
First
lazy eye?
first! why is she cross-eyed!
lazy eye?
she looks just like mom.
uh, who's your daddy on her shirt?!?!
Who's your daddy?
first
the baby is ALMOST as cute as my little chavelita…ALMOST.
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there is good shopping to be done there, why should he stay away????
are you saying he is not a good dad? he has to pay the bills you know.
FIIIIIIIRST
FIIIIIIIRST
FIIIIIIIRST
FIIIIIIIRST
uh… she cross eyed?
GOT METHADONE? THAT'S MEAN PEREZ BUT I LOVE IT. THIS GIRL IS CROSS EYED AND RETARDED LOOKING LIKE SHITNEY'S KIDS. ALL KINDS OF FUG GOING ON
that pic is so bad
second
awww.
first!
what a cutie!
Something's wrong with that child's eyes. And who's carrying the stroller in the background? Haha.
very tacky with the "got methadone"…give the kid a break fatso
OH MY GAAAAWWWDDD, LMAO..look at her shirt. How fucking appropriate. She is a cutie tho.
her eyes …
CUTE
eeeeeeehehhe
GOT LUBE FATASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOUR A DESPICABLE SONOFABIOTCH
YOU WILL CERTAINLY GET YOURS THIS YEAR AND I'M GONNA L A U G H !!!!
SO THIS CHILD DESERVES THIS?
SHE DID ANYTHING TO ANYONE?
DUDE WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO GET THE SLIGHTEST BIT OF CLASS OR DECORUM?
I REALLY HOPE WHEN YOUR DEATH COMES IT WILL BE SLOW PAINFUL AND HIGHLY PUBLICISED!!!!!!!!!!!
YOUR NOT CUTE CLEVER OR MILDLY FUNNY YOUR A DISGUSTING DUESHBAG!!!!!!
hahaha her shirt says "who's your daddy?"
pretty funny considering…
FIRST… bitchez. and is she SERIOUSLY wearing a "who's your daddy" t-shirt?!?!
hahahahahhaahaha…..her shirt says whos your daddyy
first bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by the way, she's a cutie!!! gorgeous blue eyes, Perez you're soooo jealous!!!
Funny t shirt on the baby. way to have a sense of humor about your paternity testing!
why does he need to dress her in shirts that say who's your daddy?? thats a pretty stupid and classless thing to do….we already all know about it, why wouldn't he want to put the past in the past? no instead lets advertise it over and over again as if the baby isn't enough of a cashcow as it is…wow, way to act like a pathetic loser.
LARRY KNOWS HOW TO POLE FUCK. BITCH GOT ME OFF WITH THAT HOT BUTT SNATCH AND I WILL NEVER FORGET IT.
Re: NEVER FORGET! – I have that song burned to a cd in my car but dammit dont put it in my head and get me started with daydreamin.
DOES DANNIELYNN'S SHIRT SAY "WHO'S YOUR DADDY?"!?!?
how clever, in light of the paternity controversy there… is she trying to send a message to howard k stern?
oh that poor baby. no stroller?
is she really crosseyed? and her shirt says "who's your daddy", how tacky is that?
FIRST! bitchezzz. and is she REALLY wearing a "who's your daddy" tshirt?!!?!?
What a doll baby! God help that poor little child. It's pretty clear she's a major pawn in a sick melodrama.
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i like her hair….very Zacquisha.
Sleestak! *SLURPS OUT LARRY'S BUTTHOLE* So damn good. Love his ass.
Maybe he and Britney Spears need to hook up. Think of the paps, the magazine covers! Perez potential!
Baby has strabismus and needs baby eyeball surgery.
The t-shirt on the baby is so inappropriate considering the circumstances. hehe.
They will fix her eye with glasses when shes a little older. Shes gorgeous and RICH so Perez is just jealous!! Aww its ok Perez, maybe youll be an heiress one day too or maybe NOT
oh man, i was right.
the kid's got a lazy eye.
Dannilynn should get that lazy eye fixed. I had the same problem when I was young. She is adorable though.
For once, a darling celebrity baby that doesn't have fetal alcohol syndrome like Shitney's little tykes with eyes so far apart they look like Hammerhead Sharks. :0
aw shes so cute
Re: jenny – I agree with this assessment. Being born with esotropia is pretty darn common and doesn't mean the mother damaged the baby in any way in utero.
you have crossed the line. getting desperate, not racking up the traffic like you want?
I will never visit your site again, your a low life scum. I could call you a fat ass, I could state the obvious, but I seriously think that karma will speak louder than any sticks and stones.
THIS IS PEREZ JUMPING THE SHARK MARK MY WORDS!
The baby may not be cross-eyed. Sometimes little kids' eyes just wander like that, and it's not a big deal.
I do think that's a really strange way to carry a baby, like he's turning her toward the camera, but, eh, big deal. The child looks well, she's cute, she's well-dressed (even if her shirt does have a joke phrase on it), she's clean, and she looks relaxed and happy.
What's the big deal?
holy shit the "Who's Your Daddy?" shirt…. HILARIOUS!!!!!
How can you not make fun of that, Perez???
Aw, come on, she's a real cutie who looks a little like both parents. She definitely has Anna's profile and Larry's blue eyes. There are a hundred reasons why her eyes appear crossed, everything from lazy eye to trying to focus on a ton of flash cameras. It looks to me that he just took her out of the stroller and was putting her in a car - at least that's how I did it when my daughter was small. For those of you making snarky remarks about the T-shirt. GET A SENSE OF HUMOR!!! It seems Larry handles his situation a lot better than many of you.
C'mon Perez, I love u man, but don't harass the little dood cause his mon was a druggie.
Got Methadone?
Please man, I know you hate them but show a little respect (just a tiny bit)….
HEY PEREZ,
You have truly sunk to an all-time LOW. No one cares if you slam Larry– He's an adult and fair game– in fact, knock yourself out– but LAY OFF that innocent child, you merciless ASSTARD. How can you "joke" about drugs RE: a BABY?!? You're disgusting!
The moment where you'll get your comeuppance is coming, Perez. Matter of fact, it's *over*due. I assure you, all the negative karma you're accumulating will come back and BITE YOUR FAME-WHORING ASS.
Toodles!
i don't think that could ever be funny. make fun of any other kid, but leave her alone.
Wish he was my daddy
Re: Kurt – how about fucking me?lol