Britney Bites The Dust

Filed under: Britney Spears

This has yet to be substantiated, but a juicy rumor floating around is that "Britney" plans to die in her new Piece Of Me video.

Will she be able to to that and shake her ass in just two hours???

Posted: Nov 27, 2007 at 4:39 pm / Email this »

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foxyroxy says – reply to this

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1st!
lola says – reply to this

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huh?
Blake says – reply to this

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lame!
amyf says – reply to this

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first!
michelle says – reply to this

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haha wtf
Kelly says – reply to this

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FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
britney is a dumbass says – reply to this

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She's a dumbass.
BILLY says – reply to this

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FIRST!!!!!!
BILLLY BILLY!!!!
lola says – reply to this

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firsttttt.
iheartperez says – reply to this

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Hmmmm, didn't she do that once already in a video? Suicide, I think. Who knows, it's been so many years since THOSE days…. sad.
herpes says – reply to this

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can u die from gonnoreha? FIRsst BITCHES
theanalyst says – reply to this

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ha ha ha!
amy says – reply to this

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first
Brit says – reply to this

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first!
alan says – reply to this

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all i do is leave comments
1st?
Beth says – reply to this

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Gay
k says – reply to this

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hahahha
Nicole says – reply to this

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There is no way she will be able to handle it
What pressure she must be under !
Gigi says – reply to this

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Interesting.
cory says – reply to this

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first
cunty says – reply to this

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first cunts
BILLY says – reply to this

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FIRST!!!

BILLY SMILEY!!!!!!
a says – reply to this

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first dammit
Renee' says – reply to this

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Okaaay! & wtf is this supposed to really mean?
Kelly says – reply to this

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FIRST>>>FIRST>>>FIRST!!!
asshat says – reply to this

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peepee
matthewJ says – reply to this

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sad day
Sarah says – reply to this

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First?

Woaaahh that would be weird
martha says – reply to this

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FIRST
I know says – reply to this

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LAST!!! yyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaa
makanani says – reply to this

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Maybe by lip inFection?
jojo says – reply to this

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brtney dying in her vids is gettin old.
samantha t. says – reply to this

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FIRST
Britney Bites says – reply to this

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God, if only she would die in real life. It's unbelievable how much I hate this bitch.
incognito says – reply to this

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confused says – reply to this

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i dont get it…like fake dying?
mememe says – reply to this

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54th!!!!! LOL
jr says – reply to this

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So does this represent her career in real life?
jpxinthebuilding says – reply to this

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first negroes
Allie says – reply to this

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seriously, she dies in her videos way too much!!!
blue says – reply to this

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first!
My Two Cents says – reply to this

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perez, u have been asking her to kill herself, now u r getting your wish and u r still complaining. BS is gonna shake what her mama gave her and kill it, u blubber gut.
Darren Ireland says – reply to this

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First
mememe says – reply to this

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Shammers!!! THought I wuz 54th!!! 40th??? LOL
slaskdjf says – reply to this

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FIRST BIOTCHES boo she sucks
Jeremy Stabile says – reply to this

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Yay my prayer's have been answered…oh wait….DOH! hopefully it'll translate to real life!
heather says – reply to this

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highly doubt it
Mandie says – reply to this

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didnt she already die in everytime?
Austin#1 says – reply to this

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thats my homegirl!
kathye says – reply to this

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Again? She did that in the Everytime vid. Who cares?
G says – reply to this

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why are the quotes around her name?
Lauren says – reply to this

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NO, she sux at acting, remember crossroads?
IHATEU says – reply to this

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SO
WTF says – reply to this

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what do you mean- Plans to Die? thats jacked up
Amy says – reply to this

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too bad it's only a video and not real life
Ihopeitistrue says – reply to this

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Hey Perez,

What does it feel like to sh*t your pants on a treadmill? You fat f@ck!!! Celebfit Club, c'mon!!!
TUMADRE says – reply to this

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Brilliant!!!!!!!
bitch says – reply to this

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Re: Britney Bites – hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
nicole says – reply to this

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i am so sick of britney! she's not even funny anymore just pathetic with obvious mental health issues
nicole says – reply to this

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the concept for this video would and should be the same as "Everytime", lets see if she tops that one. . .actually. . you can't really compare the videos. . considering it's years later and "Piece of me" is a dancing song. either way, i can't wait to see it
crackpipe says – reply to this

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you jew
terry says – reply to this

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why are you all wishing she'd die (knock on wood) in real life? who would entertain your sorry a*s' life?? i bet when she was working 24/7 you'd thrive for her, and now what?? how'd it feel when people in your life did it to you?? no one is there when you needed them and such?? horrible people, just horrible.. BY THE WAY, who says she doesn't have another day to shoot it? Where is the "evidence"???
M says – reply to this

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Re: Jeremy Stabile – Gosh your a pathetic sicko, I hope God shows you the mercy that you deny others.
madmax says – reply to this

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She shouldn't tease us like that.
M says – reply to this

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Re: Lauren – Lauren, I cant really comment because I've never seen it, not a big fan of Britney. Obviously you watched it, why?
funky munky says – reply to this

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IF ONLY!!!!!!!!!!
M says – reply to this

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Re: Britney Bites – Eewww, I feel sorry for your family.
Kristen says – reply to this

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Seriously, I just wish everyone would just leave her the fuck alone. Everyone is confused at one point or another in their lives. Some handle/ react to it differently than others. Stop wasting your time judging someone for their bad mistakes and instead focus on your own.
priiya says – reply to this

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ii love that song..cant waiit for the viideo!!!
HEY says – reply to this

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forget britney…GOOGLE RON PAUL!!!
icky feeling says – reply to this

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Kurt Cobain/ I swear I don't have agun
Britney's Queef says – reply to this

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Oooh! Here's hoping life imitates "art." Just this once!!!

***QUEEEEEEEFFFF!***
carmen says – reply to this

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get a grip. as if!.
peter says – reply to this

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that was so fucking hilarious!!
ASH-WEE says – reply to this

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Ohh u guys are seriously sad…y would u want sum1 to commit suicide? And u say she has issue…have a look at ur sorry ass's!

pathetic!
Lucy Bowels says – reply to this

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Good! Even if it's fake we can at least watch her die over and over and over thanks to Tivo!
IL Chic says – reply to this

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From my perspective, she's already dead.
KM says – reply to this

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Didn't she die in som eother video she did once? Yes - in the bathtub?
She's Such a Drama Queen says – reply to this

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Twitney is such a little drama queen- always trying to get attention.
uK says – reply to this

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Its probably to explain the pressure she's under. Fingers crossed its a good video.
Plus why do people wish she was dead, even if you dont like britney, wishing her dead is a bit far.
fuckedup says – reply to this

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any person who wishes ANYONE would commit suicide is fucked up. seriously. get some help. brit doesn't care if you wish that at all. fuck u fags!.
uK says – reply to this

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Its probably to explain the pressure she's under. Fingers crossed its a good video.
Plus why do people wish she was dead, even if you dont like britney, wishing her dead is a bit harsh.
Britney's Recycling Factory says – reply to this

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I see that she's recycling her old videos now- she died in her "Everytime (I Suck Dick)" video. Really, Britney is scraping the bottom of the barrell.
Nick says – reply to this

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Well thats a bit egotistical isnt it?
ashley says – reply to this

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Misspelling perez. You said will she be able to to instead of to do. just thought id let you know. love ya
KATIE says – reply to this

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can they kill her for real in the video
x says – reply to this

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Stupid untalented whore. the only way she can get attention is to do a Madonna style controversial video. britney has no talent, she created none of her cd, and she lip-synches and is a cheap whore.
smiley:) says – reply to this

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Britney is such a bitch! All she wants is plublisity! Why is she famous!
nb says – reply to this

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Leave her alone, leave her alone…that's all you dumb teenyboppers can say.
no we won't leave her alone. Yes normally it would be wrong to wish death of someone, but she deserves it, she is a child abuser and a completely worthless human being. she deserves to rot in hell for all she has done to other people, especially her kids. WHORE!
eh? says – reply to this

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You mean actually die in real life?
h says – reply to this

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She already did that in a video. Gawd she's lame.
Unfitneyfitneyfitney says – reply to this

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She dies in every video. like all of them.

like Omgah Im croaking my way through this song, and now Im croaking it in mah video yall.. Im the new madonna.. queen of controversy. I think I just time travelled.. or my eyes rolled back in my skull and everything went black.. could be pills.. *changes wig*
Criss808 says – reply to this

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Hopefully she makes fun of Perez in her new video. Hey, why doesn't he make a cameo or some shit like that. Anyway, I hope the video isn't complete garbage. I still have hope that she can comeback.
Toni says – reply to this

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Of course she can. They'll just have to take the clip from her Everytime vid where she drowns in the tub, digitally add some pounds and color her hair and voila.
That's two vids with death scenes in them then. Hmm..wonder what she wants to tell the world with that?
andy says – reply to this

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100th!
star says – reply to this

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I guess it fits the song…..I wonder how it will be done…
kimmers says – reply to this

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Re: andy – hahaha niiice. yeah and WOOT maybe i'm 101st! Let's get really excited about it like everyone does about being FIRST!

;-)
Ga Smartass says – reply to this

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If maybe she is also mulling offing herself for real, just remember how to use that razor britney. It's down the road, not cross the street. Happy cutting!
David Spade says – reply to this

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Re: Kristen – That's rich. Ba-bye now.
The Daily Mail says – reply to this

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Any chance they can make it a documentary so she can die for real?