Does This Scare You Too?

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We're trying really hard not to be so superficial - and failing miserably!

Nicole Kidman was a hot mess at the world premiere of the Anti-God film The Golden Compass, Monday night in London.

From the not-quite-right hair, to the bad choice of lipstick and the face that doesn't move.

Wrong all over!

Keith Urban was at the premiere with his wife. At least he likes her.

[Photo via Getty Images.]

Posted: Nov 27, 2007 at 3:45 pm / Email this »

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tim says – reply to this

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im glad she hasnt tried to tan her skin. if she tied she would just get sunburnt or freckles with that fair complexion. if she fake tanned it she would just look like another orange celebrity ompa loompa
denise says – reply to this

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Nicole looks gorgeous! She is a beautiful woman. I don't know why you have to pick her apart. She's not your typical attention seeking type actress. She has class, and elegance unlike the rest of them.
boo says – reply to this

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freeakkyy yooo.
beard??? says – reply to this

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Perez, come on, Keith is GAY! How come you haven't outed him yet? He and Kenny Chesney share the same secret!
IROOOONEEE says – reply to this

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she is so white its scary….EEEK!
corn says – reply to this

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what tan? says – reply to this

207

i cant imagine a blond with dark skin or a tan. it just looks too tacky. leave it to the brunettes
Fidel says – reply to this

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No but seriously, who the hell is perez hilton to judge anyway? dude, you have green hair?!?!?!?! or no, pink? blue? ..and she's wearinf the wrong lipstick color?
Gwen says – reply to this

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Um, I've always said she looked like shit. You guys gotta catch up!
CC says – reply to this

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I think shes looking absolutely gorgeous as always
Eternal Skeptic says – reply to this

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She was hot as a curly-haired redhead with some actual meat on her bones. Now she's just freaky. It's like she and Michael Jackson are in a "Who Can Be Whiter?" contest.
stylist? says – reply to this

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to be honest, i dont reckon that shade of lipstick would suit many people. who the hell did her make-up and hair
Mike says – reply to this

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For what she is, she looks fine here. The only thing I notice is the bruise on her shoulder.
jessicalynn says – reply to this

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I think she is beautiful. She looks great in this picture too. I don't know what you are talking about. She will always be glamorous. And, she would probably always say lovely things about you regardless of your appearance.
:{ says – reply to this

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I wish she'd go back to being a redhead. the blonde is awful with her skin.
Kelle says – reply to this

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She is soo gross, and hasnt looked good in years yuck how does Keith Urban fuck her?
guerrita says – reply to this

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chinga tu madre pinche perez puto
nicole es una diosa!!!
guerrita says – reply to this

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Re: Kelle –
achingssssssssssssssaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
lolly says – reply to this

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The first thing I saw was the dress - it's hot! love it! want one! shame about the white waxy ghost in it though…
Grace says – reply to this

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That's one iffy dress. :/
Nicole Kidman……………….. geeeeee I don't know. After so many years, I'm convinced it's her eyebrows. If she'd just make them less "steep" she'd look a lot more pleasant. I thinkkkk.
Cindy says – reply to this

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Nicole is not at all scary — she's quite beautiful. You, however, Perez Hilton, are the SCARY one! You are one ugly guy.
fliparoo says – reply to this

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yea, but the dress rocks
saphy says – reply to this

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awww she's nice. i think she looks pretty
Mia says – reply to this

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I think she's quite beautiful. Her skin is glowing, I love the dress, maybe her red locks would have been more complimentary, but compared to the gaggle of walking popsicle sticks with fake tits and spraycan tans, I can handle this.
joeyOh says – reply to this

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Shizzz she's No Angelina…. anymore…
Ziggy says – reply to this

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Well there we go. Nicole bitched about Perez and signed the Perez Lavigne bullshit petition so now he's going to start hounding her in retaliation. *yawn*

On other hand, she does look awful. What the fuck is that corset?
Hello Kitty says – reply to this

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She looks just fine !

Would it be better if she had a huge belly like your sidekick Beth ?
Maura says – reply to this

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she is starting to look like the talentless Drag Queen that she really is!
katrocks says – reply to this

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Her yellow armpits make me feel sick
Kate says – reply to this

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Too washed out. Lipstick way too red. Brows too dark. I'm not a religious nut, but yes, the books are anti-religion. Why do you think they took the religious theme out of the movie? Pullman even said so himself. Look back at his quotes from just a few years ago and you can see this guy is a total hypocrite and is trying to backpeddle from his earlier comments. He had no problem trashing the Narnia movie when it came out. He seems to be a guy who can dish it out, but can't take it himself. His quote: "my books are about killing god". And his books are the "anti-Narnia".
Winchell's ghost says – reply to this

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True, Mario. She looks like a ghost.
Winchell's ghost says – reply to this

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True, Mario. She looks like a ghost.
Skida says – reply to this

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Keith isn't the only one, I like her too, she looks gorgeous.
Look who's talking, Brad Pitt!
M says – reply to this

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She looks STUNNING and the dress is also GORGEOUS.
You guys are jealous and I'm sure ugly too.
Nicole is classy and one of the most talented actors out there.
amanda says – reply to this

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PEREZ U'RE AN IDIOT!LOOK AT URSELF!U'RE WORSTTTT WIF A TRIPLE TRIPLE T!
G says – reply to this

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The Golden Compass is not anti-God. Have you read the books, fatty? The author of the His Dark Materials trilogy Philip Pullman does a good job of explaining what many many Christian reactionaries percieved to be anti-religion.
The books were wonderful. I hope the movies live up to them.
missj says – reply to this

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never mind the lips & hair - i can never get past those gawd-awful eyebrows!! they're always way too dark (although sl better here) & severely straight! ugh
CHANGE THE HAIR says – reply to this

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that hair is SO OVER!
Ryan says – reply to this

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Anti-god film was a silly comment, don't be ignorant, a lot of people read your blog and I would hate your seemingly bandwagon opinion to affect people reading or seeing this phenomenal piece of work.
Gloria says – reply to this

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This is what happens when one does a movie about killing God. She had to sell her soul to the Devil. Congrats Nicole, the Devil loves you and you look like hell.
pico says – reply to this

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Please tell me you're joking about the Golden Compass being anti-God. It's anything but. (have you even seen the damn movie?!) Are you actually aligning yourself with the book-burning Christian right or were you being sassy? Hard to tell. "Anti-God" is a pretty loaded phrase–you can't just casually toss it out. On to more important matters– Nicole always looked better as a redhead.
Tyler says – reply to this

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I love nicole.
Lar says – reply to this

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"My books are about killing God."- Phillip Pullman.
Straight form the man himself. His movie is based on the books. What does that say, you idiots!?!
Not about the Catholic church. Not about crazy religious people. About killing God. Therefore, it is an Anti-God film.
sdfkljds says – reply to this

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THE GOLDEN COMPASS IS NOT ANTI-GOD.
thedevilwearspajammas says – reply to this

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Re: CATHAZAT –
I have freckles, and they are easily covered with make up. You can not remove them, so you are retarded. Hair is also easily dyed, and they often do so for movies.
Nicole Kidman is the very picture of a classy lady. You CATHAZAT, as well as most of these degenerates on this site, need to realize that just because you see people on TV and read about them online, that you don't know anything about them. I am sure she sees her kids plenty since she is the custodial parent. I don't take my kiddos to work with me, so why do you expect to see her's while she is working? I have always respected the fact that Nicole Kidman shields her kids from the press and photogs, and you're feeble little minds manages to think that makes her a bad mother.
Do the world a favor you brainiacs, remove yourselves from the gene pool. Otherwise, I hope society steps in before you breed.
riley says – reply to this

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shes gorgeous!
Joybemee says – reply to this

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its not an anti-god book. get a fucken clue. or better yet read the book. as far as nic. she looks better in color. the hair….. shes trotting the globe — give her a break. but PLEASE don't knock the book/movie. its really really good. Yes i have read that book and the whole series. its like harry potter. the material is dark but its just a book/story.
anna says – reply to this

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oh, please! she is one of the most beautiful women in the world! yeah, I agree about the dress and bad lipstick shade but she still looks more stunning than the rest of hollywood. She is pure class and has a regal quality about her. I can't understand why the hell she is with keith urban and why she ever was with Tom Cruise. She is way too good for both of them!!!!
NOT HOT says – reply to this

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She suffers from Whorelina Horseface.
Huge forehead on an even bigger head.
Yuck - not hot.
Tina says – reply to this

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The Golden Compass is not an anti-God film! You sound like some ignorant ultra-conservative when you say that. I loved the book when I read it as a kid, and can't wait for the movie, and oh yeah–I very much still believe in God after reading the book! It's a FANTASY book/movie Perez!
eirwen says – reply to this

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what is it with you americans and [ the non existent]god thing, you're as demented as the sudanese. its only a movie.ps i also think nicole is overrated.
mexican_pete says – reply to this

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yeah, perez, the books are anti RELIGION and brilliantly critical of people who can't think for themselves … you know, like people who blindly call things "anti-God" without knowing what the hell they're talking about. And anyway - what's wrong with a film that doesn't blindly subscribe to the same moralistic, bullshit, majority view of the great and terrible Oz, I mean God, that everything else does?
mmm says – reply to this

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just one more reason for keith to dump her and marry me