Inneresting!

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The mystery surrounding Trent Lott's resignation from the U.S. Senate intensifies!

Hustler publisher and free speech crusader Larry Flint has posted the following cryptic message on his official website:

"Hustler magazine has received numerous inquiries regarding the involvement of Larry Flynt and Hustler in the resignation of Trent Lott.

Senator Lott has been the target of an ongoing Hustler investigation for some time now, due to confidential information that we have received."

Inneresting indeed!

Back in June, Flynt offered cash rewards for substantiated accounts of sexual liaisons with elected officials.

    Posted: Nov 27, 2007 at 11:35 am / Email this  »

    104 comments to “Inneresting!”

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    1. mag says – reply to this


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      firsst

    2. elanor says – reply to this


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      perkele

    3. Out the homophobe says – reply to this


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      I have said for years that DC is way over the top scandalous and crazy. DC makes LA look like prudish virginal nuns

    4. karen says – reply to this


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      first

    5. jules says – reply to this


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      More on the escort ! yummy!

    6. Wittney says – reply to this


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      I'm not sure I get it…

    7. g says – reply to this


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      All politicians are corrupt!!!!!!

    8. Alex says – reply to this


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      He's a creeper.

    9. ◄ΦΦkrazihottkelliΦΦbitchgirlΦ↓ says – reply to this


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      ◄P}zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz◘}

      Oh pleaze, pretty pleaze let them find zomething juicy

      about him..I want to rip my hair out when I hear him zpeak

      on C-zpan..nothing would pleaze me more than another GOP

      member getting hiz ballz buzted…luv U Perez..get thoze fakeazz

      Republicanz where it freakin hurtz♥

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    10. lovebrad says – reply to this


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      ACHTUNG REPUBLICANS!

    11. umm yeah says – reply to this


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      why are you even reporting this?
      most people dont even know who trent lott is.

      I see you are desperate for posts, perez.

    12. I says – reply to this


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      FiRsT wHoReS!!

    13. ames says – reply to this


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      HMPH

    14. J says – reply to this


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      FIRST

    15. LeeRoy says – reply to this


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      Trent, you said Trent? I fucked him in the ass last week. Those Republican's sure do love their kinky sex, don't they?

    16. Tammy says – reply to this


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      Re: umm yeah
      You kill me. You really don't want his boys exposed, do you? Guess what? The good old boys like to have fun to, that's why
      they hide behind the church, coz they want it all. ALL…

    17. WTF says – reply to this


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      Re: umm yeah – that just shows how sad this world is, when you dont know who your political leaders are but you know every celeb's every waking moment. this is good reporting… gay reporting, but still good!!
      Larry Flint is intentionally trying to out politicians>? Thats FABULOUS!!!

    18. Agnacious says – reply to this


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      Wait… is persecuting gays ok again??!!??
      .
      Thank god. I could barely hold it in any longer.
      .
      I am going to beat the piss out of one tonight, just because its acceptable again.

    19. Drastic says – reply to this


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      To the guy in the last Trent Lott thread claiming "jews are gay and run the government" or something, burn. Trent Lott is not jewish, and the recent gay scandals involving republicans have not involved jews. So shut your yap.

      Both Democrats and Republicans are so fake, they say one thing but act in another. Vote independent!

    20. ummm yeah = repub in spin control says – reply to this


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      Re: umm yeah – Because trent Lott is the 2nd ranking most powerful republican. Just because you are an idiot apathetic person doesn't mean others are.

    21. agnacious it is outing hypocrites says – reply to this


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      Re: Agnacious – It is persecuting closet cases who pass laws against gays. Trent lott's record = 100% anti gay legislation, 100% christian coalition ranking, and equated homosexuality to kleptomania. outing the hypocrites is 100% a-ok

    22. Amber says – reply to this


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      To Um Yeah…Idiot…He posts something relevant and you bitch? Maybe you don't know who your political leaders are, but others do.

    23. Trent was a cheerleader and in drama club says – reply to this


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      Per his official bio, Trent Lott was a cheerleader as well as member of the drama club. QUEEN ,who you fooling?

    24. Credible source says – reply to this


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      SENATOR LOTT IS NOT GAY
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      SENATOR LOTT IS NOT GAY

      I WOULD KNOW!

    25. G.O.P.="GRAB_OUR_PENISES" says – reply to this


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      Another prominent Republican caught in a gay sex scandal….HOW SHOCKING!!!! …Yet another anti-gay, anti-gay marriage Republican.

      …….After former fireman jock Washington state Representative Richard Curtis admitted to police he left his wife at home, dressed up in women's clothing (*red stockings and a black sequin lingerie top…LITTLE TRAMP!) he had sex with a man in an adult boutique, then went to a hotel and had sex with him again ….still dressed in the women's clothes, the guy said, "I AM NOT GAY!". (*Even Larry Craig must have said, "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" after that!) YA JUST HAVE TO WONDER WHAT IT WILL TAKE FOR THE FUCKING REPUBLICAN HYPOCRISY EVER TO END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      ……..No wonder the Democrats have such a majority of women. At least, they know that they have a better chance of getting fucked *in a good way* by them. The Republicans are all fucking guys and yelling, "FLUSHING THE TOILET IN PUBLIC BATHROOMS IS SPEED DATING!" EWWWWWWWWWWW!

    26. Trent, is that you? says – reply to this


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      Re: Credible source – trent girl, You should be doing damage control on CNN not perez hilton. LOL

    27. Lacie says – reply to this


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      Trust me Trent Lott isn't caught up in some scandal. He is basically retiring to enter the private sector. They have passed a law (it goes into effect Jan. 1st) that pretty much says an elected offical must wait at least 1 year to start lobbying after he/she quits/retires from office. He wants to make the deadline so he can go make more money right away…Plus he's 66. He is from Mississippi (as am I) and there is no scandal…trust me we would have heard (we like to gossip!) and the fact that he was a cheerleader at Ole Miss does not mean he is gay that was a huge deal back then and the most popular guys got cheerleader. This Republican has been nothing but good for the state of Mississippi and the US Senate…..and this is coming from a Democrat!

    28. frank says – reply to this


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      Perez, you are digging your hole deeper trying to rely on Larry Flynt. Lott is resigning this year instead of next year because Senators who quit this year can enter the Lobbying field after one year; the rules change in 08 to a two year hiatus.

      Not only are you politically ignorant, you are very slanderous as well. Will you retract when this is shown (as it has already) to be a phony story?

    29. LeeRoy says – reply to this


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      Damn, it was so good for me. How was it for you, trenty? Love you so much. Bring Perz next time, he's fun.

    30. Sexy guy says – reply to this


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      Southern men have little dicks. I swear I never met one of them with more than five inches.

    31. STEVENSON says – reply to this


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      THE REPUBLICAN PARTY IS RUN BY SELF-HATING, RICH GAYS AND JEWS. LOTT LIKE ALL THE OTHER QUEER CONSERVATIVES HAS CONSISTENTLY VOTED AGAINST EXTENDING RIGHTS TO GAYS!!! EVEN AGAINST INCLUDING GAYS UNDER HATE CRIMES. THIS DOESN'T SHOCK ME BECAUSE WHEN LOTT WAS YOUNGER, HE ATTENDED UNIVERSITY UNDER A CHEERLEADERS SCHOLARSHIP TO KEEP HIS COWARDLY ASS OUT OF THE VIETNAM WAR. I HOPE HUSTLER MAGAZINE EXPOSES ALL OF THESE CREEPY OLD FAGS JUST SO AMERICA CAN REALLY SEE HOW HYPOCRITICAL THE GAY OLD PARTY OF REPUBLICANS ARE. BY THE WAY, I HATE THE DEMOCRATS TOO BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT THAT MUCH BETTER!!!

    32. jeff says – reply to this


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      The reason why this is interesting, you inbreds, is that closeted gays who promulgate anti-gay rhetoric and hateful, hurtful policy need to be exposed. There isn't a witchhunt for gays - there's a witchunt for hypocrites. Go get 'em, Larry!!!

    33. Heidi Fleiss feels spurned says – reply to this


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      Oh, Trenty Girl! You dawg. I bet you used taxpayers' money for your little Rent-A-Dick forays. I hope you drown in the same shit you pack with your pink and shrivelled weiner.

    34. message to #11 says – reply to this


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      Actually, people who read the newspaper or keep up with a modicum of news know who Trent Lott is. It's obvious you are too busy with your GameDickBoy. For your information: Trent Lott is a Republican Senator from Mississippi who (a) is a racist; (b) is a total asshole; (c) treats people like dirt; (d) has an ego the size of the Gulf of Mexico; and (e) rents dick. That, my dear, is all you need to know about Trent Lott. Re: umm yeah

    35. Trent Lott's penis drips a viscious, tainted liquid says – reply to this


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      Trent's dick has packed more fudge than all the Keebler Elves put together (which, by the way, is Trenty Girl's fantasy: PILE ON!!!!!).

    36. BREAKING NEWS! says – reply to this


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      The Senate has just passed a bill to make tomorrow, November 28, 2007, the first annual Trent Lott Dick day!!!!! In honor of Trent Lott, everyone in Congress will drink a penicillin cocktail and stick their fingers up their asses. Instead of the usual minute of silence, there will be sixty seconds of writhing and moaning, followed immediately by spontaneous eruptions of Campbell's Cream of Mushroom soup.

    37. dixiegirl says – reply to this


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      I don't know if this is ture or not, but if Larry Flynt is offering $$ for stories, doesn't that mean it's more likely that the stories are false? People will say anything for money. Don't believe everything you're spoon fed people. I will wait and see how this plays out, knowing that people are being paid.

    38. jj says – reply to this


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      Re: Credible source

      We're supposed to take your word for it? Even if you are a woman who has had sex with him, you can't say he's not gay. He's married - he has obviously had sex with at least one woman. That doesn't mean that he doesn't like boys, too.

    39. jj says – reply to this


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      Re: dixiegirl

      I'm no Larry Flynt fan, but his track record is dead on. He doesn't pay just anybody for any story. He usually digs up concrete proof.

    40. jj says – reply to this


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      Re: dixiegirl

      I'm no Larry Flynt fan, but his track record is dead on. He doesn't pay just anybody for just any story. He usually digs up concrete proof.

    41. MRS. TRENT LOTT says – reply to this


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      #32 & 33 ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT! THESE NASTY, SELF-HATING CLOSET STICK SUCKERS NEED TO BE DRAGGED OUT INTO THE CLEAR LIGHT OF DAY AND SHOWN UP FOR WHAT THEY ARE. HOPEFULLY THIS WILL TEACH THE OTHER CLOSETED, SELF-HATING GAYS A LESSON.

    42. Edumacated Perez Fan says – reply to this


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      He is basically retiring to enter the private sector. You idiot! Why did Lott spend millions of dollars to get re-elected in 2006 only to bail from his position less than a year later? Something is not right and soon we'll find out if it was corruption or lacy underthings.

    43. Concerned Citizen says – reply to this


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      Please folks, don't let this drop. Contact CNN, FOX NEWS, NBC, ABC, The New York Times, The Washington Post, about this story and ask why aren't they covering it. Why should this moron get away free and ride off into the sunset unblemished after he has hurt the lives of so many gay citizens. Any law that came out that even remotely benefited gay people, old trina/Trent voted against it. I simply cannot abide this kind of hypocrisy.

    44. stockholm sven says – reply to this


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      Here in Stockholm, I pumped Trent Lott so hard from behind while grabbing his hair that his wig popped off and smacked me in the face. I still have rug burn from that on my forehead. And Trent's poop-chute has so many wrinkly bumpy swollen and infected hemmorhoids, they should just call it Rocky Road.

    45. message to #38 says – reply to this


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      "Don't believe everything you're spoon-fed"?!?!? How can you defend any douchbag who "spoon-fed" us bullshit about Weapons of Mass Destruction??? Or his take on homosexuality (which is OK only when he's the one doin' it), or all the other Iraq crap we're "spoon-fed" by Trent and asshole buddies? Take a dose of Trent's shit-caked, cum-filled ass and spoon-feed that to yourself. Oh, and may God bless you. Re: dixiegirl

    46. paris pierre says – reply to this


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      Here in France (where they wear no underpants), I rode that stallion (make that mare) Trenty Girl so hard Marie Antoinette's severed head popped out of the ground. Trent's favorite food is Crap Suzette.

    47. frankfurt franz says – reply to this


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      Here in Germany, we like our beer strong and our sausages even stronger. Trent Lott's dick is a national monument, not unlike your Washington monument, only longer, harder, and browner. Last Oktoberfest we came so hard our leiderhosen blew right off!

    48. Lary Flynt is thorough 100% says – reply to this


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      Re: jj – Yepp JJ. Say whatever you will about lary Flynt. He has defended everyone's right to free speach and is 100% thorough in his investigations. he makes sure his staff have all the proof when he drops his bombs. Come on lary…..I hope it is juicy.

    49. Kasey says – reply to this


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      Our politicians are corrupt SCUM. Vote them out—Vote Ind !!

      Pretty sad when Larry Flynt is looking like the moral one….

    50. Mr. Clean says – reply to this


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      Trent's tie in this photo above was white before he wiped his ass with it this morning.

    51. This Guy says – reply to this


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      Gotta love the Flynt!

    52. Rumour Hags says – reply to this


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      Innuendo is not proof, like him or hate him.

    53. molly says – reply to this


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      I never knew how foolish these internet blogs could be, until I saw this. I'm from Mississippi. (NO, we are NOT ALL ignorant rednecks.) Trent Lott was a great senator. This story is completley untrue. Whoever made this up was completley bored, and had nothing better to do with their lives. Get real.

    54. ms girl says get a life! says – reply to this


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      Re: molly – I am also from Mississippi and I agree. This is very hurtful. We all know me Lott's family, and I'm sure if they seen this they would be hurt to. I just dont understand why people get entertainment out of talking about someone you dont know. You must be very bored and very insecure with yourself. How would you like for me to put things like this about you. How would it make you feel. Mr Lott has done wonderful things for our town and if it wasnt for him we would not have been able to become what we are today. Katrina was hard on all of us and he really held us together. Please people get a life and find someone else to talk about. Why dont you start with your family instead of talking about someone who feels like family to us!! Grow up!

    55. Lee Lee says – reply to this


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      To Umm Yeah,
      Only a dumb idiot who lives in a hole wouldn't know who TRENT LOTT is! jesus.

    56. blah blah blah says – reply to this


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      Re: Concerned Citizen – did it ever occur to you that they are not covering it because it is not true! Gosh how ignorant can you get!

    57. mississippi says – reply to this


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      I am also from Mississippi. I hate that this post is even here. Not eveyone from the south is an ignorant redneck. It disgusts me to read such nonsense.
      I agree that Trent Lott is/was great for the state.

    58. umm yeah says – reply to this


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      LRe: Lee Lee

      what is your point exactly?

    59. umm yeah says – reply to this


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      Lee lee,
      That is not entirely true. Many people are not educated on politics. Some people are not interested (which is their choice).
      I believe one should know what is going on..but not limited to the state in which they live.
      Re: Lee Lee

    60. Inside the Beltway says – reply to this


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      Trent Lott has done more to drag down Republicans than just about anyone. He's a bigot, a chest-beater, and a joke. Go away, Trent. Just go away.

    61. Myriam C Webster says – reply to this


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      THE WORLD'S LARGEST GAY PRIDE PARADE EVER SHOULD BE HELD ON THE NATIONAL MALL WHEN SENATOR RENT COCK LEAVES WASHINGTON D.C.

    62. Yer outta here! says – reply to this


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      The only good thing Trent Lott has done for this country is give us lots to laugh about on this website today. Hang it up, Senator LOSS.

    63. you just keep talking! says – reply to this


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      Re: Inside the Beltway – ignorance yet again!

    64. you just keep talking! says – reply to this


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      Re: Yer outta here! – so tell us then… What exactly have you done for our country? You want to talk about someone lets talk about you!

    65. LARRY FLYNT'S CHEERLEADING SQUAD says – reply to this


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      READY! OKAY!
      TWO BITS,
      FOUR BITS,
      SIX BITS,
      A DOLLAR
      IF TRENT LOTT'S BLOWN YOU
      GIVE US A HOLLER!

    66. Dazed and Confused says – reply to this


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      Why the picture of Janet Reno?

    67. SEN. TRENT LOTT: (G)ulping(O)ld(P)ricks says – reply to this


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      Let me set the record straight, no pun intended….I AM NOT GAY! Occasionally I do, however, like to suck some big cock and fuck a tight mangina. My hole is so loose I have lost all sensation back there….just a tragedy, but a good depends helps!…..and my cock is so limp now that viagra works no better than a cool glass of water! (sobbing) So I love a big hard cock to worship….. since my willy doesn't work who could blame me? but….I AM NOT GAY!
      ……Sen. Larry Craig and Rep. Mark Foley can both back me up…no pun intended! "Damn I am horney…. Get Rep. Richard Curtis on the phone and tell him to wear that cute little red teddy and fishnet stockings! Bye now, y'all!"
      ……WE ARE FAMILY VALUES REPUBLICANS AND WE HATE HOMOS!

      {{{{{{ WE ARE NOT GAY !}}}}}}}

    68. Mrs Trent Lott says – reply to this


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      I want the world to know, that I'm aware of my husband's interest in dick sucking and ass banging, and I've always turned a blind eye to it because I like being an influential senator's wife, but now that Trent…who ever called him rent cock sure got it RIGHT…has decided to step down, I've decided to go public myself. My husband is a self hating queer, and I think it's about time the world knew about it. Besides…these facts will only help when I sue his over-banged ass for divorce. I intend to take him for EVERYTHING he's got !

    69. SEN. TRENT LOTT: (G)ulping(O)ld(P)ricks says – reply to this


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      Re: Mrs Trent Lott – …..Dayum, Darlin'….Y'all git yer smelly ass back to the house and fix me a mint julep. Sen. Craig and I have some manly business to take care of tonight, so I will be late.
      ……."NOW DON'T YOU FOLKS OUT THERE PAY NO MIND TO MY WIFE. SHE…….. UH, ER….SHE HAS ALZHEIMERS, YEAH, THAT'S THE TICKET. SHE THINKS SHE SAW ME BEING DRILLED BY THE MAILMAN ONCE YEARS AGO AND ….WELL, YOU KNOW HOW DEMENTED PEOPLE CAN BE."
      {{{{{{{{{{{I AM NOT GAY!}}}}}}}}}

    70. SEN. TRENT LOTT: (G)ulping(O)ld(P)ricks says – reply to this


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      Re: SEN. TRENT LOTT: (G)ulping(O)ld(P)ricks – …..AND I AM UPSET THAT MY FIRST POST WAS NUMBER…..69!!!!! IT IS A VAST LEFT WING CONSPIRACY….THAT'S WHAT IT IS….A VAST LEFT WING CONSPIRACY!!!

    71. Dr Anhalt von Boesingdurdenhoffer, once again practising on the Zurichsee says – reply to this


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      Re: Mrs Trent Lott – YOU GO, GIRL! (As the Americans say)
      I WILL TELL YOU LIEBCHEN YOU DO THE RIGHT THING AND LEAVE THE UNREPENTANT CLOSET CASE TO HIS FRIENDS LARRY CRAIG, AND YES, ALBERTO (WHITE-OUT USED HERE DUE TO THE DR/PATIENT CONFIDENTIALITY CLAUSE.) INDEED, I HAVE HAD MANY OF THESE LOST CAUSES AT MY CLINIC HERE HIGH IN THE SWISS ALPS AND HAVE I TAKEN ONE FRANC FROM THEM? THE GOOD DOCTOR IS PROUD TO SHOUT A RESOUNDING "NO!" FURTHERMORE, IT IS OF THIS REKNOWNED PHYSICIAN'S OPINION THAT THESE WRETCHES, WHAT THE AMERICANS REFER TO AS CLOSET CASES, KNEW THEIR PROGNOSIS WAS DISMAL, BUT LIKE ALL POLITICIANS THEY USED THIS AS AN EXCUSE TO COME TO SWITZERLAND ON THE TAXPAYER'S DIME. AHA! ONE MUST GET UP IN THE MORNING BEFORE THE LARK TO FOOL THE GOOD DOCTOR!
      MAY ALL YOUR SNEEZES BE FOLLOWED BY A GESUNDHEIT!

    72. message to #66 says – reply to this


      72

      Well, for one thing, I studied in school, as you obviously did not. In your three short pseudo-sentences, you have made the following errors:

      1. A sentence begins with a capital letter, not a hyphen as you rendomly selected.
      2. Your attempt at ellipsis (the dots at the end of a phrase) is also incorrect. For one thing, there should be four, not three; however, in this case a colon would be preferible: You are leading to the greater point of your complete statement.
      3. "You" is not an interrogative. You is a pronoun. You will need the auxillary verb "Do" in this case: "Do you want to talk about someone."
      4. You need a question mark after the word someone: You just ran on straight into your comment.
      5. "lets talk about you!" No, honey, Let's talk about your inability to communicate in written form: The "L" needs to be capitalized, and "Let's" is a contraction (of let + us) and therefore requires an apostrophe.
      6. Finally, in your Subject Heading, "You" needs to be capitalized since you chose to make it an exclamatory statement, ending with a snappy "!"

      It appears in both form and content that you work for the Republican Party.

    73. GOTTAHAVE_A_'LOTT'A_LOVE says – reply to this


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      I AM SENATOR LOTT'S GARDENER HERE IN THE MAGNOLIA STATE AND I AM HERE TO TELL YOU! IT IS NOT EASY PLEASIN' THAT OL' MAN. JUST THE OTHER NIGHT WHILE I WAS RIDING HIS OLD ASS AND PUMPING IT LIKE A JACKHAMMER, HE MADE ME …..POUR WATER ON HIS BACK….AND BLOW HARD ON HIS NECK…..AND ALL THE TIME I HAD TO CALL HIM "KATRINA"….AINT THAT SUMPTIN?? ….. AND THAT OL MISSISSIPPI QUEEN KEPT SINGING "DIXIE"!!!!!
      …. THE SENATOR SINGING: "LONG AS UR' DRILLIN' OL' TRENT LOTT AND / BLOWIN HIM U WON'T PICK NO MO COTTIN! / LOOK AWAY, LOOK AWAY DIXIE LAND!" JUST FUCKING STRANGE…..BUT IT KEEPS ME OUTTA THE FIELDS!

    74. jess says – reply to this


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      trent lott is not gay….he is resigning to become chancellor at his alma mater… the university of mississippi

    75. Myron Bunzgrabber says – reply to this


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      TRUE STORY. TRENT LOTT WAS ABOUT TO GET ON A BIG PADDLEBOAT AND THE ANNOUNCEMENT CAME OVER THE LOUDSPEAKER "OKAY, GUYS, TIME TO RIDE THE MISSISSIPPI QUEEN!" AND THE FINE SENATOR PULLED HIS DOCKERS DOWN, BENT OVER AND OFFERED UP HIS PRE-LUBED ASS TO THE CROWD. IT WAS MESMERIZING! I WENT AHEAD AND BOARDED THE BOAT BUT QUITE A FEW MEMBERS OF "PROMISE KEEPERS" WERE DELAYED FOR SOME REASON THAT WAS NEVER QUITE DIVULGED. I KNOW ONE OF THE PRIVATE ROOMS WAS RESERVED FOR A "PURITY BALL," TOO. I DON'T KNOW, ALL I CAN SEE IS IT WAS ONE STRANGE EVENING!

    76. message to #75 says – reply to this


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      You are fucking delightful!

    77. canuckistani says – reply to this


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      I love Larry Flynt!!! He exposes the hypocrites. There are tons of married male Republicans who suck dick but won't admit it. Glad Larry is there to help get such hypocrisy out of office.

    78. Well? says – reply to this


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      Re: message to #66 – Excuse me, but you forgot to answer the question posed to you. In all of that anal and insulting rhetoric you typed (like some nasal & lecturing English teacher) all I could glean was 'I studied in school,'
      as the answer to "What exactly have you done for our country?" I was waiting for an answer so as to juxtapose your contributions alongside Trent Lott's resume.
      Oh, and I'm just another blogger, and not the original question poser.

    79. message to #80 says – reply to this


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      I can tell you're not the original person; you write much better.

    80. #s 71 72 73 & esp #75 says – reply to this


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      god i love you. i am wiping away tears and i needed a good laugh. thank u. rotflmfao

    81. #s69-72 says – reply to this


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      Re: #s 71 72 73 & esp #75 – oops….sorry, i meant #s 69-72

    82. daddychef says – reply to this


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      that would explain the brief mention yesterday and then crashing that sigh in dc. OH Do tell more about the closet republicans. that log cabin just keeps getting bigger closets oll the time.

    83. Eastern European Bitch says – reply to this


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      Re: #s69-72 – Who gives a fuck what you meant?

    84. tina says – reply to this


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      That's such bullshit!!!!!!!! If he had any thing he would have published it already, when has he every needed a small thing like proof. And Perez you just like writing rumors but when they are proven in correct you never retract them, example you story about Trent Lott the other day

    85. Rob says – reply to this


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      Re: #s69-72 – Am I the only one that thinks this is just somebody complimenting themselves?

    86. Mrs. Trent Lott says – reply to this


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      Re: SEN. TRENT LOTT: (G)ulping(O)ld(P)ricks – TRENT…I've done told you to NEVER call me darlin again…you COCK SUCKING bastard. In fact don't call me at all…call my lawyer Howard K Stern.

    87. Henny Youngman says – reply to this


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      No, you're just the only one who didn't get the joke. Re: Rob

    88. Mrs Trent Lott says – reply to this


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      Re: Dr Anhalt von Boesingdurdenhoffer, once again practising on the Zurichsee – DANKA HERR DOCTOR !!!!Re: ms girl says get a life! – AND YOU TOO MOLLY…TRENT LOTT IS A COCK SUCKING SELF HATING CLOSET CASE…and the only reason he kept getting elected is because ignorant RED NECK bitches like the two of you kept voting for him. I'm married to him…so I KNOW !

    89. Athena says – reply to this


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      Y'know, it really doesn't matter if it's true or not. The Republicans have put us all through hell, with this war and the carnage and their utter disregard for those who have died and suffered under their asshat administration. This is like a little party, a respite from the political water-boarding the right-wing Bible-beaters have tried to drown us in. Thanks, Trent. If it weren't you, it would be someone else. Nature always corrects itself.

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      Re: Myron Bunzgrabber – Myron…you scallywag !!!! I'll bet you rode my Mississippi Queen a "LOTT"….as I'm sure the boat wasn't the only thing you boarded…Well at least someone got some use out of my total turd of a husband…You know I agree with something I read yesterday…Who knew those pee-brained log cabin republicans were actually OUTNUMBERED by their own closet case leaders in congress?????

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      Re: Eastern European Bitch – Why obviously you did you silly carpet munching euro-trash piece of human garbage.

    92. RobSux says – reply to this


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      Re: Rob – You're analyzing this fucking shit. You are really a loser dumbass.

    93. SEN. TRENT LOTT: (G)ulping(O)ld(P)ricks says – reply to this


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      Re: Mrs Trent Lott – Now Honey Pie…. Sugar. Pleeeeeeeez, can't we talk about this! You must not get lawyers involved. I may have been a BAD BOY, A NASTY BAD BOY, but you know a good cornholin' by a good old redneck or a houseboy just clears my mind! So to speak! It doesn't mean I like men….sexually!!!!
      {{{{{{ I AM NOT GAY! }}}}}

    94. Dr. Anhalt Von Boesingdurdenhoffer, who once again practises on the Zurichsee says – reply to this


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      Re: Mrs. Trent Lott – YOU SOUND VERY WELL READ, MRS LOTT, QUITE THE LADY OF CULTURE. SUCH A SHAME THE ONLY CULTURE YOUR HUSBAND'S INTERESTED IN IS THE ONE IN HIS PROCTOLOGIST'S PETRI DISH. DID HE OR DID HE NOT CONTRACT ANAL WARTS FROM THE RENTED DICK? THE RESULTS SHOULD BE IN SOON.

    95. Myriam C Webster says – reply to this


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      Re: molly – [re=971162] I'm just impressed, not to mention flabbergasted, that you can READ! Now go lube up your bible and stick it up your twitchy tingling twat–SIDEWAYS–while writhing in ecstasy astride the cover of your "O" Magazine.

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      seriously, this is wrong. i know you love to expose gay people but after knowing trent lott, and knowing a lot of closet gays, he isn't one.
      you're creating something out of nothing.

    97. LeonA'$ GHO$t, BACK AND BETTER than EVER BITCHES! says – reply to this


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      Re: "bobby" malone – Like your husband, for example.

    98. my response to you... says – reply to this


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      Re: message to #66 – Well I never said that I have contributed to our country in any way at all. At the same time I do not find it necessary to bash people. I think it is rude and uncalled for. Oh and I am so glad that you studied in school. Good for you maybe in some twisted way you think that you have contributed to our country by doing that. Please don't respond because I could care less what you have to say back to. I am only concerned that people get such pleasure out of gossiping about a man who they know nothing about. I do have a question though. If we are bashing our leaders in our country do you think that is gives other countries the right to do so? If we cant respect our country how can we expect other countries to respect us? So instead of talking negative about them why cant we point out the good? Just doesn't make since to me. I am so glad that I am raising my kids better than how most of you have been raised!

    99. E.B. White says – reply to this


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      You didn't need to say you hadn't contributed to this country in any way at all: It's obvious. By the way, the expression is "I couldn't care less." "I could care less" means you care at least somewhat, so that's why I'm responding — you asked for it. Re: my response to you…

    100. just sayin it like it is says – reply to this


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      Larry Flynt is lower than the scum on a sewer rat's foot.

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