Britney Caught Shoplifting!!!

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Who cares about Jessica Simpson?!

The new issue of Us Weekly is reporting that Britney Spears was caught shoplifting recently.

She just can't get a break!

    Posted: Nov 28, 2007 at 2:28 pm / Email this  »

    116 comments to “Britney Caught Shoplifting!!!”

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    1. Antoine Chegihr says – reply to this


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      First

    2. not true says – reply to this


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      cant be true

    3. me says – reply to this


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      beelzebub is an assface!!!!!!

    4. me says – reply to this


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      beelzebub is an assface!!!!!!

    5. EP says – reply to this


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      Not Surprised!

    6. coleo says – reply to this


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      ha ha ha shoplifting? as if.

    7. coleo says – reply to this


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      ha ha ha shoplifting? as if.

    8. coleo says – reply to this


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      ha ha ha shoplifting? as if.

    9. sara says – reply to this


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      skank

    10. jenn says – reply to this


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      first!!

    11. b says – reply to this


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      FIRST

    12. tu madre says – reply to this


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      haha first

    13. 1st! says – reply to this


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      1st bitches!

    14. lalalala says – reply to this


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      Okay i so cant wait to get this new issue. I feel so b ad for jessica simpson. Nick and her should be back together.

    15. bedimmed says – reply to this


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      FIRST BITCHES

    16. kristen kpv says – reply to this


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      oh man no way!! come on britney please get better

    17. xoxo says – reply to this


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      NOT FIRST

    18. larich1216 says – reply to this


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      like mother like daughter. she is satanic and needs to get back to God. Take care of your soul Brit!!!

    19. patsy says – reply to this


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      lock her up in a mental health facility!!!

    20. patsy says – reply to this


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      lock her up in a mental health facility!!!

    21. DANA says – reply to this


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      I can't believe she's on the cover? nobody cares!!!! I'm not buying it!!!

    22. Perez Hiltons' gaping asshole... says – reply to this


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      Please perez!! Please quit jamming such large and random things up me!
      We already have to wear diapers!
      All you people care about is who is the first to comment which is really really stupid… Think of me!!! I am perez hiltons' ASSHOLE!!
      SEND HELP!!! PLEASE!!!!!

    23. HEY FATASS!!!!!!!!!!! says – reply to this


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      YOU FAILED TO MENTION SHE GOT HER MONTHLIES!!!!!!!!!
      GOD YOU ARE SOO PATHETIC……
      YOU STILL GOT MAN CUM IN YOUR MUSTACHE
      WHY NO UPDATE ON THAT?
      OR HOW YOU CELEBRATE XMAS IS WITH MENS BALLS
      STREWN ABOUT YOUR CHIN AND FACE OR
      THE YULETIDE LOG ALMOST GUARENTEED TO WIND UP IN YOUR FATASS!!!
      OR HOW ON XMAS AS A FAT LONELY CONFUSED CHILD THE ONLY THING
      YOU EVER GOT WAS AN ORANGE AND NO FRIENDS. WITH THE IMAGE OF
      M0MMA DOING THE D0NKEY IN THE YARD YEAR AFTER YEAR…..
      YOUR A BITTER LITTLE TROLL WHOS DAY IS FAST APPROACHING!!!!!

    24. ME~! says – reply to this


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      Perez hilton has a gaping assholeeo.
      he has to wear diapers.
      tis sad..
      HELP HIS ASS OUT!!!!

    25. ME~! says – reply to this


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      Perez hilton has a gaping assholeeo.
      he has to wear diapers.
      tis sad..
      HELP HIS ASS OUT!!!!

    26. ◄ΦΦkrazihottkelliΦΦbitchgirlΦ↓ says – reply to this


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      ◄pH}zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz◘}

      Give me a fucking break…

      of courze, thatz what druggiez do..

      they zteal, do drugz, zteal, go to

      freakin jail}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

      ◄KK}zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz◘}

    27. Tammy says – reply to this


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      This fucking whore will do anything for attention. So now she's fucking W. Ryder..she copies madonna, ugly Demi M. pregnant
      picture. Can't she fucking think of anything original to do. STOP
      THE FUCK COPYING EVERYONE ELSE, BITCH. You have kids, act like you do, you piece of garbage dump.

    28. lala says – reply to this


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      JESSICA & TONY ROMO . . . poor poor guy. shes so stupid

    29. lala says – reply to this


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      JESSICA & TONY ROMO . . . poor poor guy. shes so stupid

    30. lala says – reply to this


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      JESSICA & TONY ROMO . . . poor poor guy. shes so stupid

    31. bum says – reply to this


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      pinchy cagon is stupid
      if your reading this you need to go to therapy
      you need to go to rehab
      you need to stop drinking
      you need to stop talking shit
      you need to get your life together
      you need to stop doing the bad stuff your doing with your stupid life
      you need to choose the right path

    32. sophie says – reply to this


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      It´s a f*cking witch hunt for Britney nowdays… feel sorry for her. how is she ever gonna be allright when she can´t be left alone for one day!

    33. x says – reply to this


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      Now watch all her teenybopper cunt fans say
      "omfg perz ur jus fat n jelis britney is rich she can buy woever she want, u fat pig!!!11"
      ———————————————————————————–

      This ugly fat whore will do anything for attention.

    34. idiots says – reply to this


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      Why can't this shitty magazine come up with a better story? Such a lame ass accusation. It's so sad that everyone has to rely on her to push their mediorce shit off the shelves.

    35. Jake says – reply to this


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      This is a load of shit. What the hell. They are reporting this just to try and do the whole "let her recover and now bring her down again nonsense". LET THE WOMAN BE! I hope all you people who are wishing all these bad things and writing false negative stuff about her get what you deserve. A bullet to the head. You all are horrible people and you just make this world a terrible place.

    36. KENTWOOD NEED A WAITRESS says – reply to this


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      HALF-WITNEY DOES IT AGAIN, HER BRAIN IS BEYOND DEAD

      HALF-WITNEY DOES IT AGAIN, HER BRAIN IS BEYOND DEAD

      HALF-WITNEY DOES IT AGAIN, HER BRAIN IS BEYOND DEAD

      HALF-WITNEY DOES IT AGAIN, HER BRAIN IS BEYOND DEAD

      HALF-WITNEY DOES IT AGAIN, HER BRAIN IS BEYOND DEAD

      HALF-WITNEY DOES IT AGAIN, HER BRAIN IS BEYOND DEAD

    37. isaura says – reply to this


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      YEAH NOBODY GIVES A SHIZZLE ABOUT JESSICA! SHE CAN DIE FOR ALL I CARE.

    38. Ciro says – reply to this


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      why is she such an idiot? why why why? send the bitch to jail! she's a danger to society!

    39. WHY DIDN'T THEY ARREST HER??? says – reply to this


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      SO THEY CAUGHT HER AND JUST LET HER GET AWAY WITH IT??? COME ON
      SO THEY CAUGHT HER AND JUST LET HER GET AWAY WITH IT??? COME ON
      SO THEY CAUGHT HER AND JUST LET HER GET AWAY WITH IT??? COME ON
      SO THEY CAUGHT HER AND JUST LET HER GET AWAY WITH IT??? COME ON
      SO THEY CAUGHT HER AND JUST LET HER GET AWAY WITH IT??? COME ON
      SO THEY CAUGHT HER AND JUST LET HER GET AWAY WITH IT??? COME ON
      SO THEY CAUGHT HER AND JUST LET HER GET AWAY WITH IT??? COME ON
      SO THEY CAUGHT HER AND JUST LET HER GET AWAY WITH IT??? COME ON
      SO THEY CAUGHT HER AND JUST LET HER GET AWAY WITH IT??? COME ON
      SO THEY CAUGHT HER AND JUST LET HER GET AWAY WITH IT??? COME ON
      SO THEY CAUGHT HER AND JUST LET HER GET AWAY WITH IT??? COME ON
      SO THEY CAUGHT HER AND JUST LET HER GET AWAY WITH IT??? COME ON
      SO THEY CAUGHT HER AND JUST LET HER GET AWAY WITH IT??? COME ON

    40. Snort. says – reply to this


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      Oh, yeah, and US Weekly is considered the pinnacle in accurate journalism.
      The real journalists will pick it up if there's any truth to it. She is so over reported that it always smells like 'more $mear campaign to go.'

    41. Dear Racist POS says – reply to this


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      Unfitney’s svengali-like friend, Osama Lutfi, texted the radio show and told him that the In Touch story “is b.s.”——–
      _______________________________________________________________
      Excellent you pink haired rednecked racist fucker…"OSAMA LUFTI" are you fucking kidding me?

      So lemme get this straight RACISM is "cool" and "funny" but…..
      ANYTHING EVEN REMOTELY "homophobic" (BY YOUR GAY MANS STANDARDS) is UNACCEPTABLE? Eat a dick and choke!!!!

      YOU MY FRIEND ARE ONE HUMUNGOUS FUCKTARD..you have NO CLUE what nationality SAM Lufti is and EVEN IF he was the same as "bin ….." does THAT make it okay?

      You are completely fucking stupid, and I pray to almighty Zeus that people ACTUALLY start to see you for what you are, you racist POS.

    42. RiotGrrrl says – reply to this


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      Perez. Your time in the sun to shine is almost done.
      How sad we will be to see you go.
      Just be happy that when you are gone.
      You will have all the cock you want to blow.
      Oh Perez Hilton, your voice makes me melt.
      Just how many penises have you really felt?
      Perez Hilton gets black eyes all the time.
      Better than his ass problem, it's always oozing slime.
      Oh Perez Hilton, you won't be with us long,
      but while you're here, you pathetic useless queer.
      We will wait till you end up where you belong.
      An awful human being with a very smelly mouth (trust me)
      Shouldn't ever bring his ass down to the deep south.
      They show you how purty your mouth is, no joke.
      So keep your head up.. err down on the dick,
      quit making your butthole and america sick.
      Get yourself a 38 and load it up with 6.
      If you want to be big news blow your head off on tape!!
      It would be great!! So many would see!! You might even get yourself a true hollywood story!!!
      Take my advice, no one wants you around.
      Please end your life so I never have to see you unless it's 6 feet underground.
      You big gay dumb ass animal. You are a horrible human being. You stereotype gays so horribly. I hope you are taken out.
      I shall dance on your gay ass grave.

    43. BANG HER UP ALREADY!!! says – reply to this


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    44. Jessica says – reply to this


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      Jessica Simpson has no talent

    45. WHAT DID SHE STEAL - PANTIES? says – reply to this


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      SHE AIN'T NEVER GONNA SEE THEM KIDS NO MORE

      SHE AIN'T NEVER GONNA SEE THEM KIDS NO MORE

      SHE AIN'T NEVER GONNA SEE THEM KIDS NO MORE

      SHE AIN'T NEVER GONNA SEE THEM KIDS NO MORE

      SHE AIN'T NEVER GONNA SEE THEM KIDS NO MORE

      SHE AIN'T NEVER GONNA SEE THEM KIDS NO MORE

      SHE AIN'T NEVER GONNA SEE THEM KIDS NO MORE

      SHE AIN'T NEVER GONNA SEE THEM KIDS NO MORE

      SHE AIN'T NEVER GONNA SEE THEM KIDS NO MORE

      SHE AIN'T NEVER GONNA SEE THEM KIDS NO MORE

      SHE AIN'T NEVER GONNA SEE THEM KIDS NO MORE

      SHE AIN'T NEVER GONNA SEE THEM KIDS NO MORE

      SHE AIN'T NEVER GONNA SEE THEM KIDS NO MORE

    46. SHE GOT THE HERP! says – reply to this


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      FIRST!!!!

      WHAT WAS SHE SHOPLIFTING, TAMPONS? VAG CREAM????

      HEY BRITNEY, TALK TO YOUR DOCTOR ABOUT ONCE DAILY VALTREX,
      DON'T WANNA BE SPREADIN THEM HERPES!!!

    47. erin chenault says – reply to this


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      why is us weekly continuing to print false and ridiculous shit about her

    48. HEY! says – reply to this


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      Re: ◄ΦΦkrazihottkelliΦΦbitchgirlΦ↓
      I LOVE YOU CRAZIHOTTKELLI BITCHYGRL,
      HOW COME YOU NEVER TALK TO ME???

    49. Tall_Blonde says – reply to this


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      That's funny as hell - someone in charge of the cover layout has a sense of humor - "Brit Caught Shoplifting" and right below "Hollywood Gift Guide"…..LOL

    50. Venom says – reply to this


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      Messica is stupid, ugly and looks like a man with boobs.

    51. KIMMIE says – reply to this


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      JESSICA DON'T GIVE UP!!! TRY TO WIN NICK BACK BECUZ YOU ARE MUCH BETTER THAN THAT UGLY VANESSA!

    52. Future Mommy~ says – reply to this


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      i'm pregnant!!!!

      oh and by the way who cares about Brit Sniff Sniff
      poor Jessica Simpson she left nick just because she was more famous and thought that she could do better, but unfortunetly she probably lost the love of her life over fame and money. I don't like her dad he's so lame.. and ashley oh gosh!! They're ttrying so hard i swear!!!!

      POOOR JESS …..

      I'M SO HAPPY FOR NICK HE'S DOING GREAT!! GO NICK!

    53. stefystef says – reply to this


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      Now, I do believe that Jessica regrets leaving Nick. Since she broke up with him, her career has spiraled downward really fast. If Nick would take Jessica back (and dump that no-good Vannesa nobody), that would the story of the century!!! Jessica will be a used up, washed-up hasbeen before she's 30 years old.

      Take her back, Nick!!!

    54. youre dumb perez says – reply to this


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      Team TONY ROMO and JESSICA
      I think they make a cute couple and your just a fat hater…..
      nick who ???????????????????????????????????????????????what has he done nothing just trips wasting the money he got from jessica and as for your ,,, vanessa just wants pictures to be taken of her …
      Jessica is beautiful and natural where vanessa has fake boobs!

    55. Trin says – reply to this


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      Who cares about freakin Britney Spears?! I am soooo over it already. She looks like trash, she's a bad mom, and her career is down the toilet.
      Gawd! Please no more Britney!

    56. Sana says – reply to this


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      Jessica Simpson did this to herself. I would have never left a great guy like Nick. He seems really sweet and sincere… plus he was respectful of the fact that she was saving herself until marriage. That says a lot about a guy… what more could she ask for?! Extremely stupid mistake… definitely on a much larger scale than "Is this chicken or is this fish I have?"

    57. Savvy says – reply to this


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      Good greedy bitch deserves it!!!!! Give up a good loving man that loved her for what to prance around Hollywood. You should know that when you have a good thing in that industry hold on to it cause no relationship ever works there. At least not enough!!!!! Asshole and her stupid father too.

    58. Shay says – reply to this


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      The only thing that caught my attention was Jessica Simpson. I always wonder if she regrets leaving Nick. I bet there is a lot of truth to that. Nothing Brit does suprises me anymore.

    59. Getalife says – reply to this


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      Re: youre dumb perez
      Team Ho-Mo hasn't been together long enough to be called a team. It won't last, she can't committ herself to him, most sluts can't

    60. A says – reply to this


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      Nick could do better than Jessica, not the other way around.

    61. Ria says – reply to this


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      To Sana and Savvy: You're both 100% right! Jessica thought that once she divorced Nick, that she would become this bigger star and that everyone would want to work with her once she became single. Little did she know, that everyone fell in love with her only because she was in a marriage with a good-looking and loving man. Jess is an idiot for leaving Nick. Bitch chose Hollywood over her own marriage and shes going to continue to pay for it. Hows Hollywood treating you now, Jess? I mean look at her acting career. Is anyone going to see that movie Major Movie Star or whatever its called? Looks like its gonna head to the dvd bin. Jess is a joke and no one is laughing with her anymore, were laughing at her - for choosing her dismal career over a loving husband.

    62. kia says – reply to this


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      so birtney's stealing…………and this is news to who???? and jessica only proves that she's a fuck up!!! nothing new here!

    63. stop boring us says – reply to this


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      Re: RiotGrrrl – you are an ass, you sure do have ALOT to say on someone's website whom you claim doesn't matter. just go listen to Britney's cd and stop harassing Perez- you wouldn't have a life if it weren't for him.

    64. Amanda says – reply to this


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      It's hilarious to see all those people who actually believe this crap!! First, Britney tried to adopt Chinese twins, oh yeah and dont forget that she hired a hitman to kill Kevin, and she's been pregnant every other week, and the list is endless…by now people should know this is a crock of biased crap people try to pull on her to constantly bring her down. I'm not even going to address this shoplifting rumor, digustingly ridiculous that gossip mags are such vultures.

    65. Amanda says – reply to this


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      It's hilarious to see all those people who actually believe this crap!! First, Britney tried to adopt Chinese twins, oh yeah and dont forget that she hired a hitman to kill Kevin, and she's been pregnant every other week, and the list is endless…by now people should know this is a crock of biased crap people try to pull on her to constantly bring her down. I'm not even going to address this shoplifting rumor, digustingly ridiculous that gossip mags are such vultures.

    66. Alice says – reply to this


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      While I'm not a fan of Jessica, I don't believe she left her marriage for fame. Did you people really thing that marriage was gonna work regardless? She married a man she started dating when she was 16, he was probably the only guy she really had a relationship with, she never experienced independence before, of course the marriage was going to fail eventually. I just think she was a naive girl that got married too young.

    67. Laury says – reply to this


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      If I were Britney, I would seriously consider killing myself. There's just no hope for her anymore, everytime you think her life can't get any worse, it does.

    68. lolo says – reply to this


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      is anything shocking that fuckney does??????

    69. Sana says – reply to this


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      Re: Ria – I agree with you. Having Nick by her side made her much stronger than she realized. Look at where she is now…

    70. JUST LIKE JESSICA says – reply to this


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      My plans backfired too. In the worst way. I wish I was still married, in my old home and decorating my Christmas tree. But instead I'm in an apartment putting together IKEA furniture.

    71. Britney: still an asshole says – reply to this


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      If Britney wants people to stop making fun of her then why doesn't she do something about her zits, take a bath, put on some lady like clothing and take proper care of her kids? She keeps the giving the tabloids ammo by acting like such a ridiculous asshole. I think she's so addicted to attention that she will gladly degrade herself to get it.

    72. lj says – reply to this


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      They're both losers. Who cares. They are both pathetic in their own way.

    73. me2 says – reply to this


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      Re: me

      Yeah seems fitting doesn't it. There's a whole hierarchy of these little critters. Check out - geocities.com/SouthBeach/9327/fallen.html

      You can start putting the celeb names to the cast. They're all bi, it's their trade mark.

      Always thought there was something about Amy….

    74. no romo says – reply to this


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      Hopefully the Tony Romo's stories are a media fabrication. He's too good for her. She got exactly what she deserved.

    75. vanessa lachey says – reply to this


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      THANK YOU CHESTICA!! I AM SO GLAD YOU DIVORCED NICK. I AM LOVING EVERY MINUTE OF THIS GUY WHO KNOWS HOW TO TREAT A LADY. YOU MY FRIEND ARE A WASHED OUT LONELY LOSER.

    76. Jess is O.K. says – reply to this


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      Re: Ria – You must not have watched Nick and Jess's show. They loved each other, alright, but his constant little digs and put downs regarding her lack of knowledge about accomplishing daily tasks was seriously chipping away at her self esteem and making her feel smaller. It was true; she didn't know how to wash ($1,200.00!!) bedsheets, let alone cook. She had no idea of the value of a dollar. I felt they should have just hired help, and let Jess continue to be competent and accomplished at what she KNEW how to do; self promotion for big $$$. He was so cheap with all that money they made; he even griped about a $15.00 or $20.00 an hour maid, FFsakes. Nick secretly seemed to want Debbie Domestic, and made fun of beautiful and talented Jess a lot. You could see how much it hurt her and brought her down, & she didn't appear to have a mean bone in her body. She needed to go off and learn how to do all of those things. She's extremely bright, but needs to be exposed to things to learn how to navigate them. Her career excluded those kinds of learning experiences It was too soon for her to marry. BTW, you don't seem him MARRYING Manillo, and it's been a long time.

    77. Go Away TRANNY ! says – reply to this


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      I always knew you were a MAN ! That jaw says it all ! and besides you & the other whore for Joe Simpson are talentLESS SLUTS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO AWAY !!

    78. meghan says – reply to this


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      well, about the jessica headline… i'd rather have Tony Romo over Nich Lache ANYDAY. Do you have any idea how much money he's getting now?! Screw regret over Nick, just don't fuck it up and lose Tony too.

    79. Kat says – reply to this


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      It would be all over the news.

    80. Nick Sucks says – reply to this


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      Lazy,fattie Nick ended up worse than Jessica. He has no job, parties too much and is dating a D-list, crack-whore with a fat ugly face(Vanessa).

    81. me says – reply to this


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      NICK LACHEY IS FAT AND JOBLESS. PLUS HE HAS A HUGE NOSE

    82. Chunky Lover_13 says – reply to this


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      well At least us weekly thinks like me…

      Britney Spears=OLD NEWS

    83. Liz says – reply to this


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      I LOVE JESSICA!!!

    84. DES says – reply to this


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      I LOVE JESSICA SHE IS SO CUTE AND SWEET

    85. badiggio says – reply to this


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      This romo thing is just another Daddy thing to get Jess some pr.Nobody will go near her,so Joe asked his friend for a favor.jess doesn't look half as good as she once did and Romo can buy girls much hotter than her anytime he wants without having to hear her talk.Make sense?Daddy couldn't make the Orlando story stick,or Jake or Owen,now he's trying again with the Romo deal;how stupid and shameless is this man?

    86. ANGEL says – reply to this


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      I TOTALLY AGREE JESSICA HOOKED UP WITH NICK WAY TO YOUNG. HE PUT HER DOWN ALL THE TIME AND HER INSECURITY WENT WAY DOWN. SHE BROUGHT IN ALL THE BREAD AND NOW HE'S SPENDING IT WITH THAT UGLY LOW-LIFE VANESSA! JESSICA IS SWEET LOVING AND IS FINDING HER WAY. IN THE LONG RUN JESSICA DID DO THE RIGHT THING DIVORCING NICK. SHE IS STILL GRIEVING. YOU NEVER FORGET YOUR FIRST LOVE!!!!!!!

    87. ANGEL says – reply to this


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      I TOTALLY AGREE JESSICA HOOKED UP WITH NICK WAY TO YOUNG. HE PUT HER DOWN ALL THE TIME AND HER INSECURITY WENT WAY DOWN. SHE BROUGHT IN ALL THE BREAD AND NOW HE'S SPENDING IT WITH THAT UGLY LOW-LIFE VANESSA! JESSICA IS SWEET LOVING AND IS FINDING HER WAY. IN THE LONG RUN JESSICA DID DO THE RIGHT THING DIVORCING NICK. SHE IS STILL GRIEVING. YOU NEVER FORGET YOUR FIRST LOVE!!!!!!!

    88. big says – reply to this


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      Nick has a huge nose……………………. with a big tummy………………………and a balding hairline…………………that;s all he has going for him……………..!

    89. big says – reply to this


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      Nick has a huge nose……………………. with a big tummy………………………and a balding hairline…………………that;s all he has going for him……………..!

    90. kaysizzel says – reply to this


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      nick needed to make digs and gripes towards Jessica because she was a spoiled and whiny little girl. She needed to grow up and I hope this cover story on her is only somewhat true. I'm sure she misses the stability she had with the Nick, but I hope the reason she left him was centered on her needing to live more of life and not because she was feeling herself too much. But I believe the latter because her Dad once made a comment suggesting that Mayer was a good match for Jessica because he had a successful solid career unlike Nick. Jessica looks like she
      struggling now.If that's the case, you reap what you sow….But I do like her eyelash extensions, their pretty.

    91. CiCi says – reply to this


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      What an idiotic headline!!! US magazine sucks! Yes, Jessica "rushes into another new fling"… So what? Is it because she's a woman that a "new fling" is a bad thing? What if she were a divorced man? Would you put such a sexist caption to a male slut like, say, Lance Armstrong, whose wife stayed by his side for all those years when he was going through chemotherapy, only to be abandoned when he got better for a bunch of "Flings"? Jessica may be looking for love, but she's too beautiful and strong to be, as you idiots put it, "Tortured by Regret".

    92. Pin the tail on the donkey says – reply to this


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      I think she and her dad - who keep commenting here in capital letters need to appreciate she wasn't famous before she got married or after she got divorced. Therefore her whole attraction was that she was Nick's wife, favorite ball'n'chain. So you wanted all the guys to lust after a married woman? That's creepy and a sick way to make money. Keeps everyone in the dark so they believe your crap. That pretty much describes the whole Simpson act though. Nick has a nice nose and a nice girlfriend - they seem happy. I'm sure they have investments and are financially very intelligent. It's not all about money and fame. Seems it's the Simpson's with the big noses who are lazy - why you chose to sell out and take the easy road. Being honest is hard work.

    93. SANTA says – reply to this


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      She can catch a break because she is a dumb….
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      IT'S COAL FOR YOU GURL!

    94. SANTA says – reply to this


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      She can catch a break because she is a dumb….
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      IT'S COAL FOR YOU GURL!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    95. trouble says – reply to this


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      uh, oh, i know - what are things you do while your on drugs?

    96. Tia says – reply to this


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      Jessica Simpson is one of my favs and her and Nick were awesome. He looks pretty in love with his current gf though.

    97. SADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD says – reply to this


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      IS THIS BITCH STILL FAMOUS? DAMMM WHERE HAVE I BEEN…. SHE NEEDS TO SCREW HER DADDY… HER DADDDY Y IS A PERV…

    98. sissy says – reply to this


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      I'm so sick of dumbass Messica Slutson crying all over the media about not having a man, she needs to grow the fuck up and stop being so stupid.
      Her star is fading and she needs a man so she can rise again, because with not talent she can't do it on her own. Funny how shes running after a man who has been with Britney.

    99. Nick did well says – reply to this


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      Jessica should stick to D-list celebs….Nick Carter anyone??

    100. hoedown says – reply to this


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      WHAT'S THE MATTER PAPA JOE??? YOU DIDN'T GET ENOUGH MEDIA FAKING THE ROMO ROMANCE THIS TIME LAST YEAR, SO YOU MADE YOUR UGLY TRANNY FUCK BRITNEY'S SLOPPY SECONDS AGAIN TO GET MORE ATTENTION????? WOW, WE'RE ALL IMPRESSED!

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