Feelin' Cocky
Filed under: Danny Bonaduce
Danny Bonaduce is upset about these pics we ran of his baby dick. So he's gonna do something about it!
The Firecrotch will be revealing all in an upcoming issue of Penthouse to "redeem his manhood."
You can Photoshop it all you want, honey. We know you have a puny peen!
CLICK HERE to check out the uncensored Bonaduce cock shot.
[Images via Brett Mickelson.]
Posted: November 28, 2007 at 4:28 pm
sad
grossssssss! First
That's just gross. No one wants to see that shit!
Fucken roids!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ugh, that's nasty.
What is that ?
haha
FIRST?
and..
LMFAO
eww hes gross
gross not again.
Lmao.
That is the fugliest dick I've ever seen. And it's smaller than my pinky finger.
For shit's sake, Bonaduce! Have mercy on us. No more!
HOW gross!!!?????????!!!!!!!!!!!! And they're ginger………..
I feel sorry for his ex and children….. he is so sick and even more ugly
Oh no you didn't. NOT AGAIN!!!!
He's hung like a field mouse. That was gross the first time. I can't believe I looked again.
As I've always said….
The bigger DICK you are, the smaller your penis is.
EEEEEEWWWWWWW!!!! It looks like one of those Vienna Sausages….YUCKY YUCKY POO!!!!!! Bleck….
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
I think it got worse the second time I saw it!!!
FIRE CROCH!
oh my fucking god,what the hell is that?
It's photoshopped I swear to God. I fit an XXL trojan!
Is he even capable of having sex if it's that small????
first????
Goddammit! Now I gotta go make myself throw up! Perez, next time please file this under "If You Are Easily Offended….." Seriously. Gross.
I don't know what is worse.
1. Cicso Adler's swinging nuts "The ode to Captain Morgan" pic
2. This picture
3. Two girls one cup
I can't decide. The push-pull, push-pull you do with this website Perez! It makes me insane!
:(
BTW I didn't know PENTHOUSE did male spreads!
Re: firecrotch –
ha ha ha!
You are funny why did you look AGAIN?
Really though, i have no idea why i just looked for the first time either!
Oh my god!
the sadness
Im going home to write a thank you note to my boyfriends parents
I guess the drapes really do match the curtains. But maybe his winky isnt that small, it just looks really small because his huge balls are blocking most of it.
Damn you Perez! I am not a lesbian, but after looking at these pics (why did you have to put up these disgusting pics…AGAIN!) I would seriously consider becoming a lesbo just from looking at these horrendous pictures!!!
Also, why the hell would Bonaduce feel he has to redeem himself in Penthouse?!?! Ugh, he'd stoop to any level to get his name back out into the public. Gross, gross, gross, gross, gross….
Okay, I think I have to go puke now. Ugh…
In his defense… when i'm not aroused, mine isn't much to look at, but when he gets full stregnth, I've never had a complaint… lol
I feel for ya Danny, one bad pic can screw you for life!
HAHA! Does he think no one has seen these pics.?
I bet Perez still cries at night while he eats his Bucket of KFC and thinks about how he'll never have the feeling of being touched by a man sexually… Besides when we used to beat him up in High School. LOL! Awwww… The good ol' days. Loved watching him run home to Mommy crying "I'm Not Gay"! LMAO!!!! Ummm… Yea ya are! =) P.s. And fat.
P.s.s. I was already out the closet back then…. Nobody cared… Every one just HATED his FAT ASS.
Maybe it was cold.
See, that is why I think you the BOMBA!! Tu no tienes pelo en la lengua!! =-D
You know Perez, Bonaduce is going to do what all men do in those kind of pics…he's going to chub it up!!!
Nasty creep. No wonder his wife left him.
uh…teeheeeheheheheheheheheheheheheHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHH, ugh!
eww! sick man!
ok people, for the last time (hopefully), the ball sack is swinging forward. if cisco's balls were caught swinging forward, you would see no penis at all. why is that so hard to figure out?
Ewww, I saw him on TV the other night and because I looked the first time, all I could think when I saw him was "baby dick, baby dick!!!!!"
Mostly I'd like to say how much I LOVE that the first person to post didn't obnoxiously write "FIRST" like its some sort of accomplishment.
Secondly, that picture is absolutely disgusting… CAN he have sex? I'd guess no!
to be fair, it looks like his balls might be kind of swinging upward, and possibly obscuring the first inch or so of his dick, making it maybe three inches? and it was probably cold in there…go easy on him perez…you'll be a hasbeen someday, too.
that makes me want to vomit…..whats up with his balls?
Why the hell did I click on this?????
Re: Hypnotiq – Whoa! That's interesting, Hyp. Thanks!!!
smallest cock I've ever seen.
That is icky-poo-poo-blah.
Even with his pants on there is something icky about him…
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This is why women have no problem leaving him.
If he had a decent sized dick and great sex, a woman will always think twice about leaving you.
They don't want anyone else to have the goods, so to speak.
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His name should be Bona douche……………..
Perezzzel is on a roll…I've been laughing so much today. The "Puny Peen" takes the cake.
sick! It looks rusty! My kids wiener is bigger than that!
……NORMAL: 8====D
……BONADUCE: 8=D
….HMMMMMMMM????
…….Danny was always small. He had been dating for about four months, but he had been afraid of making any sexual advances. Finally, he got up his courage and took his girlfriend to a secluded spot. While they are kissing, he opens his zipper and guides her hand onto his penis." No thanks," the girl says. "You know I don't smoke." DOOOOOOH!
…….Danny's first sexual encounter: "Tell me those three words, baby, those three words that you know I make you feel." ……She replied: "Is it in?" HIYOOOOO!
Re: Danny –
Yeah maybe if it's rolled up 25 times.
Something to keep in mind: there's show…ers ( as in to show) and there's growers! Don't let pictures fool you!
OMG…there's nothing to see…did his wife need a microscope to see it?
THATS FUCKING SICK DISCUSTING
OMG…you can find Jimmy Hoffa's body faster than you can find that little thing!
FIRE CROTCH!!!!!
angry nipples! angry orangy crotchal region!
totally on roids
SICK
SICK
SICK
HE NEEDS AN IMPLANT. PEREZ YOU ALWAYS COME UP WITH FUNNY NAMES (BABY DICK)
……EVERYBODY SING: " IT WAS AN ITSY, BITSY TEENY WEENIE…" (*Well fuck, I guess we obviously have to end the song there!)
……EVERYBODY SING: " IT WAS AN ITSY, BITSY TEENY WEENIE…" (*Well fuck, I guess we obviously have to end the song there!)
……I GUESS DANNY BEATS THAT LITTLE FELLOW LIKE A RED-HEADED STEPCHILD! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!
EEEW O MY FCKN LORD I HAVE NEVER SEEN SOMETHING SIMILAR!! GROSS!
AW POOR GUY!
DISGUSTING! I THINK IM GONNA PUKE
AND WHAT THE HELL IS THAT YELLOW THING GROOOOOOOOOSSSSSSS! WHO HAS EVER SEEN YELLOW PUBIC HAIR??
DEAD SERIOUS I HAVE NEVER SEEN A DICK SO SMALL!
NASTYYYYYYY
HAHA, it's funny how you and you "fans" insult people like ann coulter but look what you get your sadistic pleasure out of… pathetic, disgracful actually.. that this is what you base your life on.. if you think of it.. it's kkind of sad, you dedicate every minute of every day of your life criticizing, occasionally sucking up to people who don't even know/ care of the existence of a … such as you…. haha.. you do this every single day XD haha…
as a straight guy, i'll speak in his defense: A lot of guys have what you call "a grower, not a shower" meaning our flaccid penis length is not impressive for whatever reason, but when we get hard it becomes the average or better length. As opposed to someone who's dick is 5" flaccid and then only grows another inch or two when hard, when it counts (having sex) they still have the same size dick as the first example. now I can't say for sure if thats the case for Danny but its one of many reasons why penises don't appear as big in real life as they do in porn.
Even Asian guys have bigger ones, and we all know how tiny they are.
Why did I look!??
I am so blind now and I feel like washing my eyes out with muriatic acid to get this image off my mind.
Still pissed Perez that the Adam Carolla show replaced you with Lynn and Alex?
SAD…oh so SAD!
He's just nasty!
barf. thats a sight the world could do with out. thats what happends when you have done drugs most of your life.
Considering he is old a druggie a boozer and chain smoker he is not in bad shape….the uncensored shot made me want to hurl though
I think I just threw up a lil of my lunch
Why Why Why does this man think anyone wants to see him naked EVER !!!!!!!!
perez, i am not commenting on bonaduce, im gonna comment on you and your "fans" with one word… "T-R-A-G-I-C". are you gonna be doing this your entire life perez? i mean c'mon… you are or should be an adult..
"Me Chinese. Me so dumb. Me stick chopsticks up my bum." Speaking as a gay White (7.5 uncircumcised/uncut) male w/ a gay Asian male lover (6 uncircumcised/uncut), I gotta say…. BWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha. :-p (spam me!: hbo@yahoogroups.com)