Feelin' Cocky

11/28/2007 4:28 PM ET | Filed under: Danny Bonaduce

Danny Bonaduce is upset about these pics we ran of his baby dick. So he's gonna do something about it!

The Firecrotch will be revealing all in an upcoming issue of Penthouse to "redeem his manhood."

You can Photoshop it all you want, honey. We know you have a puny peen!

CLICK HERE to check out the uncensored Bonaduce cock shot.

[Images via Brett Mickelson.]

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Uroligist says – reply to this

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Re: Dr. Zee – Are you a Podiatrist? That is steroid usage right there!
cali girl says – reply to this

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what the fuck is that
aeryn says – reply to this

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please not again!!!! wasn't the first time bad enough???
ElenaBelle says – reply to this

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omg! worst than steve-o's ugliest dick EVER!
april says – reply to this

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whats with his balls???!!!!!
lula says – reply to this

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those are baggy old balls and that dick is the size of my shih tzus
lovebrad says – reply to this

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WHO WANT TO SEE HIS LITTLE PEE PEE
NO MAS says – reply to this

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Oh God he is the grossest human EVER
matty says – reply to this

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awwwww
its so little!
… its kinda cute
britt says – reply to this

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look at his hand in the pic… theres orange on it.. i wonder if some of that "rust" on his penis rubbed off
lulu says – reply to this

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Geeezzz…that nose of his is bigger than his dick…ha!!!
yuck says – reply to this

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gosh when i saw this a few weeks back i almost threw up!!!!!!!!!! he cant sue….dumbass…
Ginny says – reply to this

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It looks like a penis, only…smaller
Lynn says – reply to this

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Sackaduce!
extream danny fan says – reply to this

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leave danny alone he just got divorced!!! he has a tiny weeny!! you bastards!! he,s a human being!!with a tiny dick!! leave danny alone!!!
danielle says – reply to this

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EWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 WHO THE FUCK WASTS TO SEE THIS LITTLE SHIT AND HIS PENIS!
RALPH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says – reply to this

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The FACE, the FACE…..Look at the FACE…………BARF!
Kelley says – reply to this

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no matter how the balls swing forward, he is still quite small
anyways, if Danny knows about these pics, I bet he reads our comments too-ooops!
better watch what we say *blush*
Catmaykate says – reply to this

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HAHAHA HAHAHAHA PIN DICK!
RaE says – reply to this

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danny bona douche bag has the littlest penis eveeeeerrrrrr
Mike says – reply to this

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Why do his balls look like they're flying coach on Southwest. Oh wait, all seats on SW are coach! His balls are like ten times the size of his shaft. Anyway you suck it, this man is just plain disgusting, his personality and everything. What a loser!
EVL Dick says – reply to this

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Steroid shrinkage is forever!
Amy says – reply to this

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That shit is nsaty, I didn't want to see it the first time you posted it
KJ says – reply to this

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THAT'S JUST SAD ((((
JESSICA says – reply to this

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AHAHA Perez you are so funny, i love it. his peen is puny!
ej says – reply to this

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He has a small one. I like small ones but his is like disappearing behind his massive balls.
DANNY BOY says – reply to this

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HEY! I WAS JUST EATING CHEETOS & WATCHING PORN!
Michelle says – reply to this

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It's obvious his balls were swinging forward to cover his penis. And I know plenty of men (white men by the way, for those black men who like to value their self worth by the size of the limp dick) whose size enlarges quite a bit when hard.

And you all wish you had a body like that at 50 or so.
Sunny Sam says – reply to this

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A gross looking man who could scare anyone in a small alley in the night.
Is he overcompensating his small dick with body building?
gay-bitch-michigan says – reply to this

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IM STILL HAVING NIGHTMARES SINCE THE LAST TIME YOU POSTED THIS-AND I LOVE DICK-GOOD LORD -ID WALK RIGHT AWAY FROM THAT 1/2 INCHER!!!!!!!
BOSTON says – reply to this

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I THINK I JUST THREW UP A LITTLE IN MY MOUTH.
oh my gosh, my 14 year old son says – reply to this

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was bigger than that when he was 2, but he is Black so, that is so nasty, yuk.
carrie anne says – reply to this

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It looks like he was in movement when the photo was being taken and thus his balls were on the upswing! I have been with several guys who cocks didn't look that impressive when soft, but they sure swelled up nice and and fat!
I heard whtie boys didn't have says – reply to this

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big ones, but this is not normal.
it's as simple as that says – reply to this

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Anyone that takes their clothes off in public deserves to be made fun of for whatever reason.
austin wheeler says – reply to this

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oooooooH MYNS WAY BIGGER AND I WANT PEREZ SUCK MYN PLEAZZ
Why would he even get naked says – reply to this

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and show that little thing? I cannot believe that his wife stayed with him.
austin wheeler says – reply to this

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oooooooH MYNS WAY BIGGER AND I WANT PEREZ SUCK MYN PLEAZZ
Gina says – reply to this

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AAAAAArrrrrrgggggghhhhhhhh Blinded forever
me says – reply to this

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Re: Michelle –
well spoken - but who really wants to see this?
why is he showing his dick and body and himself in front of camears? i do think, that dicks should be shown, but not the dicks of old, gross and stupid men.
me says – reply to this

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umm wtheck?? that thing is smaller than my pinky….. and i'm a girl. i bet i can grow a bigger penis if i wanted to!
de Cosmos says – reply to this

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Hello, world, here the song that we're singin'
C'mon get happy!
A whole lot of lovin' is what we'll be bringin'
We'll make you happy!
.
.
Well, maybe NOT.
amk819 says – reply to this

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That is with out a doubt the smallest dick I have EVER seen!
LMFAO.
Barbara says – reply to this

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Okay, so now we know what his REAL problem is. This splains everything.
Alana says – reply to this

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Jesus! This is the second time Iv seen this and still, when I clicked to see the uncensored pic I was expecting i to be bigger. I forgot how teeny his weeny is!
OnlyMIkes says – reply to this

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EWWW!! that is HELLA NASTY!!

IT LOOKS LIKE HIS BALLS ARE EATING HIS WANG
lakevubud says – reply to this

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OMG…No wonder he has anger mgm't & steroid issues. He's the Angry Inch.
Better off Dead then Red @ your head.
Mommkf says – reply to this

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See, this is what happens when you use STEROIDS!!!!!!!!!!!
ROCKEI says – reply to this

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HAHAHA omg thas why his wife leavin him lmao
Lisa says – reply to this

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he deserves it hes such a asshole and he has a teenie weenie he was such a dick to that guy he tipped over and broke his tooth..KARMA is a bitch and so is he!!!!
Curious says – reply to this

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Why did he paste orange cottonballs down there?

What's he carrying in that sack?
Melissa Aikensf says – reply to this

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once again i am laughing my f..king head off, its soooooooooo small
whats even funnier or maybe not i dated a guy for 7 yrs that was like that!! what the hell was the matter with me???????????
good times says – reply to this

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I had a night with him and he actually fucks pretty good.
LOL says – reply to this

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HE HAS OLD MAN BALLS& MIDGET DICK
teenie ween says – reply to this

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itty bitty penis commitee.
Aaron says – reply to this

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That's a roider dick, not just a baby dick. What a foul mother fucker. Even if he was hung like a mule I would never want to see his nasty angry ass naked. He is fucking vile… and has a itsy bitsy dick to go with the rest of his disgusting body.
Renee says – reply to this

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I saw these pics on the site about a month ago, then ran into Danny on Halloween down in Santa Monica. He got pretty pissed when I started taunting him about how small his dick is! HAHAHA SO WORTH IT!
bob says – reply to this

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WHAT'S UP WITH ALL OF THESE STUPID WHITE PEOPLE SHOWING THEIR COCK? IS THAT SUPPOSE TO BE COOL NOW? THE DAYS OF GETTING DRUNK ARE OVER, SHOWING YOUR COCK IS IN NOW! LOSERS!
dub says – reply to this

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don't do 'roids, kids: everything shrinks 4evah
caroline says – reply to this

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so sad about his petit dick
malpaso says – reply to this

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That is what you call a whiskey dick!
Barry Bonds says – reply to this

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This is what happens when you do too many steroids kids. One head gets bigger while the other one gets smaller.
michael hoffman says – reply to this

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Dont feel bad danny, we all have days like that. The only thing is that most of us have that moment at three not 43. Ha Ha
Bella says – reply to this

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Nasty!
AHAHHAHA says – reply to this

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AHAHHAHA
COCKY JANE says – reply to this

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HIS DICK CAME FROM THE WEE FAIRY!!!!!!! TURTLE HEAD DICKIE!!!!! I THINK HE IS VERY GOOD AT SHOOTING SWIMMERS, BECAUSE WITH THAT DICK I DOUBT HE ATE HIS X-WIFES' CHERRY. I THINK SHE'S STILL A VIRGIN. SHOULD HE HAVE ANOTHER SON HE SHOULD NAME IT ROID!
WHERE IS THE DICK says – reply to this

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I GUESS HIS DOG SUCKS HIS DICK BECAUSE HE CAN'T JACK-OFF, HE HAS HUGE HANDS AND NO DICK!!!!. HE SHOULD CHANGE IS NAME TO CORKY! IT LOOKS LIKE A CORK!!!!!!!LOL!!!!!!
CORKSCREW says – reply to this

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IT'S THE ITSY BITSY SPIDER>>>>>>>>>>>>>!!!!!!!!!!
hedwig and the angry Inch says – reply to this

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I think my thumb is bigger than that. My big toe is bigger than that.Thats why he's so angry.Angry Inch worm
kelly says – reply to this

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its all the roids hes doing
CLEETA says – reply to this

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HE HAS A CLIT FOR A DICK!!!!!!!CLITA MAE!
shawn says – reply to this

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omg..that has got to be the smallest penis i have ever seen..how gross..
roidette says – reply to this

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nawww, i think he has his dick up his ass somewhere!
jeannette says – reply to this

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perez you must be laughing your ass off with these comments!!!!!! i know i am.
thimblemeat says – reply to this

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I never want to knock another man's weenie (cuz I sure as hell don't want that back) but I have lovingly noticed the following; his penis does have that purplish baby hue, his dickhead looks small and delicate, the shaft looks like his penis is skinny. I'd bet my next payday that erect Dannyboy's wee wee is about 5-5.5 inches.
kate says – reply to this

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At least he always has something with which to measure 1/3 inch!
john in denverf says – reply to this

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he' s a grower…not a shower…but still, ewww…gross. i wouldn't suck that with perez's mouth.
LuvPerez1 says – reply to this

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I can't believe nobody has commented on his nasty nipples! I mean, YEAH his dick is small and his balls look weird. But his nipples are gross too! They look like teets! lmao
Jan says – reply to this

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Re: Becca – I totally agree. I didn't think anything on his body could be as ugly as his face and behavior but it was.
yuck says – reply to this

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Looks like a penis, only smaller
artsygal says – reply to this

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Wow! no wonder he's so angry all the time.
Oli says – reply to this

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He has a tiny dick.
I don't believe it says – reply to this

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It's SHRINKAGE! said George Costanza.

My god hes all sack, ha ha ha. They say steroids makes it shrink, it does apparently. I use to look like that… WHEN I WAS 6 YEAS OLD….FU Danny.
JOSEPHACEVEDO says – reply to this

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IT LOOKS LIKE FIRECROTCH HAS HIS OWN RED FLAG WARNING AND HIS BUSH CAUGHT FIRE..THIS DRY WEATHER WILL FUCK YOU UP..OHH SO STEROIDS
nichole says – reply to this

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i think he hot and nothing worng with his fire corch
JOSEPH says – reply to this

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Firecrotch has his own red flag warning and his bush is burning
Heidi Ho says – reply to this

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that is the grossest shit ever. its the kind of weeny a 500 pound man has - one that you couldnt find with a magnifying glass. does he really think anyone has ever had a real orgasm with that little pinky? barf-ola!
Chelsea says – reply to this

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Either those steroids he has done or this is photoshoped. Or if this reall just how small he is I feel bad for him cuz that couldn't get much done and he sure as hell shouldn't be whip in it out, cuz no girls going to waste there time with him for that!
Jen says – reply to this

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Ewwww…

Damn you…why do I always peek behind the curtain?
bug says – reply to this

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No wonder he is so pissed all the time.
scary dick says – reply to this

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OMG…put it away….it is so SCARY
ohiopeach says – reply to this

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He's in motion! All mens twigs and berries move when they move! Give the guy a break. Really, who looks at a penis at any point of inactivity and says, ohhh, that looks good.
No one, that's who.
That's why it's called "bumping uglies" people.
marisa says – reply to this

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what the fuck is that!?!?!?! He's got a small ass penis!! Period!!!
mrs. k says – reply to this

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eww…lol that's too funny. this guy knows he's reading all this shit! lol how sad that he's gonna "pose" in penthouse….why is he even trying? we know it's gonna be photoshopped! he should just go away n' never come back.
livingdoll says – reply to this

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fire cock he should replace his friend BOB & start doing the natural male enhancement commericals *____*
livingdoll says – reply to this

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fire cock he should replace his friend BOB & start doing the natural male enhancement commericals *____*
QUINCYGIRL says – reply to this

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WOULDN'T YOU HAVE A BETTER OUTLOOK OF WHAT HE REALLY HAS IF YOU HAD A PICTURE OF HIM WITH AN ERECTION? AND BY THE WAY, BIGGER IS NOT ALWAYS BETTER, YOU GOTTA KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH WHAT YOU HAVE. IT'S KINDA LIKE ALL YOU WOMEN OUT THERE WHO WANT BIG BOOBS, IT'S NOT THE BOOBS HONEY, IT'S THE ART OF MAKING LOVE NOT HOW BIG OR SMALL YOU ARE. YOU OLDER WOMEN OUT THERE KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. EXPERIENCE, CAN'T BEAT IT!!
kuntrykween28 says – reply to this

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lawd. from his attitude on tv, i thought he was really packin some heat, but all is got is a toosie pop…he aint right
Katie says – reply to this

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I just threw up. A lot. ICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
b says – reply to this

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RLOL

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