Now This Is How You Do It!

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As we try to block that hideous image of a pregnant Britney Spears naked on a bearskin rug, we feast our eyes on these exquisite pics of Christina Aguilera in the new issue of Marie Claire.

The singer bares her bump and so much more, but she does it tastefully and sexily!

CLICK HERE to read an excerpt from the article.

Pop megastar Christina Aguilera is downright giggly as she opens up for the first time about her baby boy, her marriage, and her future in the "Sexy Mama" cover article featured in the January 2008 issue of Marie Claire, on newsstands nationally Dec. 11. Excerpts and quotes from the article include:

It turns out the pregnancy was a bit of a surprise for her and husband Jordan Bratman:

"We were planning on starting to try after the tour. And so, I had gone off the Pill to prepare my body, because I didn’t know how much time it would take. You’ve heard it takes some time—except with Power Egg and Super Sperm here…I’m like, Oh, my God, can you believe it just happened?" [said Aguilera.]

Aguilera figures she got pregnant when Bratman was visiting her in Georgetown, during the U.S. leg of her ‘Back to Basics’ tour… Only problem was she still had a month left on an eight-month world tour where she changes costumes at least 10 times during the show, hangs from a circus pinwheel, rides a carousel horse, plays a dominatrix, and wears major heels throughout:

"I was paranoid. There are so many things that could go wrong—somebody could slip, somebody could fall, I could fall. There was no way in hell I was going to jeopardize my baby for my show." So she wore a well-concealed heart monitor. She didn’t want to broadcast the news. "I didn’t want to make the audience uncomfortable, like, ‘Pregnant lady onstage! Is she going to be OK?’ But I had to announce it to my band and my dancers, because I wanted to make sure they had my back."

Aguilera talks about her simple decision not to announce her pregnancy. Somehow it figures that the criminally uncircumspect Paris Hilton would be the one to spill the beans, at an MTV Video Music Awards party. [When asked] if Hilton’s faux pas angered her, she shrugs it off. "Because I hadn’t said anything, people thought I was trying to keep it this big, bad secret, and that’s not the case at all. I just wasn’t commenting. I’m not being like, ‘Hey, everybody, I’m pregnant!’ I’m not that girl."

Aguilera says she likes the idea of a big family, although she doesn’t have a set number of kids in mind… But the domestication of Christina Aguilera is likely to be complicated. What will it mean for someone who has treated her confrontational sexuality as both a rallying cry and a right?

"We’re so labeled. If you’re too sexual, you’re slutty. If you’re not sexual enough, you’re a prude. I like to put it out there as a topic of conversation. Why does it bother you? What’s your problem with it? Am I really hurting you? Let’s get to the root of it. I have more than one side of me that likes to get out on a stage and sing. Sometimes I want to be aggressive, sometimes I want to feel empowered in my sexuality and my vulnerability. I want to put all that out there."

Posted: Nov 28, 2007 at 11:30 am / Email this »

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dani says – reply to this

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gorgeous!!
WHY DOES JESSICA ALBA HAVE A CAREER?! says – reply to this

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I'M NOT A FAN REALLY, BUT SHE LOOKS BEAUTIFUL!!! BEST EVER, ACTUALLY.
angel says – reply to this

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tasteful?
flo says – reply to this

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no way. is that REALLY the cover? that's sick. SOOO low class.
Hello Kitty says – reply to this

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She looks like a tacky COW !

I liked it better when she would not fess up !

The 1st pic was different, but the 2nd.. why !

MEL & MAKS SHOULD HAVE WON DWTS !
hotass says – reply to this

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first?
Linx0rz says – reply to this

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Photoshop
baby says – reply to this

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demi moore flashback.
First! says – reply to this

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She's so tiny. How sweet!
capitanne says – reply to this

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Scientific discovery: A pregnant tranny oompah-loompah!
hotass says – reply to this

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I don't think that is tasteful at all.
danielle says – reply to this

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i dont think anyone looks sexy when they are pregnant
hi says – reply to this

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love her
sara says – reply to this

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last
Adele says – reply to this

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OMG -what did they do to that first picture? Looks like she´s been in the sun too long… Careful with the airbrushing!
Carol says – reply to this

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FIRST
nick says – reply to this

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ew…. those pictures are NASTY. What a trashy Ho.
sugarplum says – reply to this

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she looks amazing!
MiMi says – reply to this

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The pictures are beautiful and the article excerpt was good so far. Ima pick up the issue when it comes out.
Gambitgirl says – reply to this

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FIRST BITCHES!
justinxavier says – reply to this

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FIRST!!! daaang shes beautiful.
Dan says – reply to this

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THat is fucking sick! Who wants to see some fatass preggers bitch without her clothes on? I'd rather see another pic of Slitney's cooch than this shit!
krysta; says – reply to this

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first!
STarie says – reply to this

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exquisite? She looks ridiculous!!! Too much time with spray on tan she is orange and the other picture is just a strange pose, really, she could have done A LOT better!
jmart says – reply to this

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yikes!
bee says – reply to this

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I love her!!!!

Represent the Moms, Christina!!!
Robin says – reply to this

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Just gorgeous!
amy says – reply to this

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She looks cool.
amy says – reply to this

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She looks cool.
lindsay says – reply to this

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i heart her- she is so awesome
Lizzie says – reply to this

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Way to go girl!!! So awesome that she's proud of her body!
nicole says – reply to this

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She looks fabulous! Life is clearly treating her well.
amy says – reply to this

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She looks cool!
diva says – reply to this

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i love her!
Diana says – reply to this

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So Cute!
little mama says – reply to this

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shes f**king gorgeous
lil says – reply to this

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Love her shes not fake and is going to be a great mother
ELECTRIC BOOGALOO says – reply to this

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Nobody needs to get naked to show the whole world, let alone when they're pregnant? This ridiculous Hollywood ritual of posing in the nude when pregnant is a bit stupid really.
doggie balls says – reply to this

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fucking fat twat
who cares?
next time take it up the ass
DanielleB says – reply to this

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I love it!
Erica H says – reply to this

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Stunning! she's a doll..i love it
marc says – reply to this

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ok, she's super orange in the cover pic but not in the inside pic. HMMMM…and you always point out photoshop but not this time? i think the cover looks gross…from the orange skin, tacky jacket, etc. i think the inside shot is beautiful though.
your mom says – reply to this

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im jerking it at my desk as i type
Ewwww says – reply to this

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SO SHE NEVER COMES OUT AND SAYS SHE'S PREGNANT BUT SHE'LL POSE NUDE PREGNANT? WHAT A WEIRDO. WHY DO WOMEN FEEL THE NEED TO POSE NAKED WHEN PREGNANT????? NOBODY WANTS TO SEE THAT!

I LIKE HOW THEY PHOTOSHOP OUT ALL THE STRETCH MARKS! LET'S SEE HER POSE LIKE THAT AFTER GIVING BIRTH…..LOL. YOU WON'T SEE THAT!!
blatherskite says – reply to this

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first!
Tessa says – reply to this

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Gorgeous!
Mags says – reply to this

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this may be a stupid question, but how does she keep her hair so blonde? i thought pregnant women couldn't use chemicals or dyes on their hair…?
barbie says – reply to this

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shut the fuck up bitch, n i'd hate 2 be the 1st on this shitful blog,heehehe
jojo says – reply to this

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Tastefully???? ITS HIDIOUS!!! And not sexy at all. SOOOO over the top. YAK
kimberly says – reply to this

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I think she looks great, but I wish the second pic had been the cover.
Winchell's ghost says – reply to this

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Simply gross.
Fat Aguilera says – reply to this

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the girl is fatter than that, AIRBRUSHED SHIT!
Michelle says – reply to this

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Maybe classy Christina could give some coaching to Shitney Shears. This girl is all class. I'll bet Britney wants to be like Christina when she grows up.

Beautiful!
barbie says – reply to this

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shut the fuck up and i'd hate to be the 1st on this shitful blog,heehe
allie says – reply to this

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TACKY
Jane says – reply to this

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THIS is "tasefully and sexily???" Give me a break. It's low class to pose nake - especially when you are pregnant.
jo jimbob says – reply to this

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that is not tasteful Perez…thats disgusting
Famous Ames says – reply to this

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I wonder if she's pregnant??
honey says – reply to this

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OMG SHE LOOKS FREEKIN GORGEUS! LOVE HOW SHE STILL IS PLAYIN WITH THE B2B FEEL…SHE IS SO SEXY!!!

AND ALL THE HATERS NEEDS TO GO BACK TO THYR CAVE!
UGH says – reply to this

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This is just disgusting! It's not classy or artistic, it's low class. The people who find this sexy are the same people who get turned on by breastfeeding!
umm? says – reply to this

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ummm.. tastefully? …"sexlily"?.. britney selss sex much better than christina.. i liked britney pictures better..

also.. note how there was no hype for these pictures.. no one said anything about her doing this shoot…y? cuz no one cares about her…. when britney was doing them.. soooo much tension and excitement was there..

britney's were def. better even though i aint a fan of hers either…
Eww says – reply to this

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She doesn't have to be naked to reveal her baby belly. That is really gross.
Kristina says – reply to this

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Her hair is one shade of nasty yellow!!! YUCK YUCK YUCK.
Laurie says – reply to this

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What's up with taking down negative comments about her posing like this Perez? Just because we're not up her ass like you are doesn't mean our opinions don't count.

I WANT TO SEE HER POSE A WEEK AFTER GIVING BIRTH…NOW THAT'S SOMETHING NOBODY HAS DONE….EVEN PHOTOSHOPPING WOULDN'T MAKE THAT PICTURE LOOK GOOD!
Jodie Marsh says – reply to this

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EH, IS THAT CHRISTINA AGUILERA OR DRAG QUEEN JODIE HARSH!?!?!??!?!
dood says – reply to this

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shit that's disgusting!
ashley says – reply to this

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weh, it is not nice… it's sick… pregnant woman is sexy only for the father of the child… it looks like xtina is desperately looking for attention. insane!
Jillian says – reply to this

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I LOVE HER!!!!!!! She puts Britney to shame, is less snobby than JLO, and is the POP version of Celine! I hope she becomes as successful as Celine if not more!!!
Jillian says – reply to this

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I LOVE HER!!!!!!! She puts Britney to shame, is less snobby than JLO, and is the POP version of Celine! I hope she becomes as successful as Celine if not more!!!
Callen says – reply to this

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good for her.
Tonya says – reply to this

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Oh, please. There is nothing classy about her look. She looks overdone as always; too much makeup, cheesy bleached hair, fuck me pumps, and metallic. It is what it is- typical Aguilera.
babydoll says – reply to this

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strangeness to these photos!They are beautiful photos but there's something wrong with a naked pregnant lady!It's not quite right and should be private for her hubby and not the whole freakin world!
Mary says – reply to this

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She's always doing thing after Britney does it
Jillian says – reply to this

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She is better than Britney, not as snobby as JLO and as talented as Celine. The 2nd picture her face is bad, but she is beautiful!
Jillian says – reply to this

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She is better than Britney, not as snobby as JLO and as talented as Celine. The 2nd picture her face is bad, but she is beautiful!
Jillian says – reply to this

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She is better than Britney, not as snobby as JLO and as talented as Celine. The 2nd picture her face is bad, but she is beautiful!
lisa says – reply to this

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absolutely stunning….i dont think pop stars come any hotter than this! TEAM XTINA!!!!
lisa says – reply to this

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PLEASE!!!! ENOUGH WITH THIS FUCKIN BUMP WORD. WHAT THE FUCK IS A BUMP- IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE BABY?
Kash says – reply to this

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I love her. Simply beautiful. YOU GO GIRL!!!!!
she looks great says – reply to this

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I think she looks awesome and she seems like a cool girl. I like that she didn't do a formal announcement to the public regarding her pregnancy. I mean…It's pretty easy to figure out. I wish her lots of luck and hope that she comes out with a new album that's hot in the future.
Carla says – reply to this

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personally out of respect of my husband and myself and my baby i would not pose like that but whatever
brooke4wsp says – reply to this

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This woman is beautiful. I can't wait to see this child and I really can't wait to hear her voice again.
MissyP says – reply to this

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Firstly, I want to say, that yes the cover is equisite. I found Britney's cover to equally as beautiful.. so why not for a chance.. get off her back for once.. and get your own life.. cuz she's living her's so why dont you.
joan says – reply to this

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she's way to orange. she looks weird.
and why does ever pregnant celebrity have to be on the cover of a magazine pregnant? that is so overdone and boring.
Persnickety says – reply to this

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Tacky in the extreme. It was with Demi Moore years ago as well, but at least then it was original. Preganant, bleached out hair, and mamie Van Doren mules? Is she going for sexy? WTF? Be happy, healthy and covered!
Bottle Blonde says – reply to this

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Re: Mags –

That's what I was thinking too. I was once told that you could only use vegetable-based dyes during pregnancy but I didn't think you could get that type of dye in that shade of blond - any color experts out there who could comment?
Lin says – reply to this

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She can't stop been a whore even pregnant. I can't imagine what makes this pictures tasteful. The best naked ones that I ever saw were the one with Demi Moore pregnant
BROOKE4WSP says – reply to this

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Re: lisa – IF YOU CAN'T FIGURE THAT OUT, MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO BACK TO PEREZSCHOOL!!!
Copying Chinese women tecniques says – reply to this

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without all that clown make up she wears she is quite plain looking. in fact you could call her ugly.
kmar says – reply to this

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I'm all for showing off your baby bump but posing for naked pregnant pics for a mag are NOT tasteful. Those pics belong in Hustler, I'm sure nasty old men everywhere are out there jackin off to that crap.
Alexa Rae says – reply to this

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She looks effing AMAZING.
Whitney says – reply to this

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GORGEOUS!!!!!! she is going to be such an amazing mother!!!! look at her! she is completely glowing!!!!!!! does it get more beautiful than this…?
brooke4wsp says – reply to this

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Re: Persnickety – YOU DONT' HAVE TO SOUND SO JEALOUS OF THIS BEAUTIFUL WOMAN!
Dick Dickerson says – reply to this

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Let's see those milk bags!!!!
adam says – reply to this

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Not done tastefully at all. The cover pictured DOES look slutty perez. I love this girl though but i just don't think the pictures focus on her pregnancy and i thought that was the point of them. And Britney's pictures actually looked more professional and tastefull. She concentrated on the topic in hand.
Erica says – reply to this

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I love HER!! SO fucking beautiful. I LOVE HER I LOVE HER
Marci says – reply to this

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I would love to see someone finally do this FULL TERM and not like 6 months along. No airbrushing stretch marks, nothing. Nobody has the nerve to do it.
dee says – reply to this

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pregnancy IS beautiful! xtina is…well…she looks nothing like the girl who she started out to be…she's had considerable work done to her nose and lips, at the very least. she bleaches her hair to within an inch of it's life…she applies so much makeup that she must use a trowel to spread it on…her spray on tan makes her look like she's wearing grease paint from an ancient theatrical troupe…and she's been photo shopped to almost unrecognizable proportions! yes, pregnancy IS beautiful, but this is factual representation ONLY of the worship of the artificial…. and the fact that Mario seems to approve (as in "THIS is how you do it")…the expert on procreation that he is, and flawless fashion sense that he displays, should say it all about these photos…why must our "stars" shop out their souls while gestating?? its as if THEY invented the situation…what arrogance!
Erica says – reply to this

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I love HER!! SO f**king beautiful. I LOVE HER I LOVE HER
Laury says – reply to this

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Whatever. She's ugly. Always been, always will be.